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TwoHalves

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Date Signed Up:11/07/2009
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#17 - The next two episodes of Adventure Time - "Preboot" …  [+] (1 reply) 11/03/2016 on Adventure Time Universe... +7
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#23 - mortuz (11/03/2016) [-]
This is going to be awesome.
#13 - Yep.  [+] (1 reply) 10/21/2016 on Racism in elections -1
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#14 - civilizedwasteland (10/21/2016) [-]
whops, meant to reply to the other guy
#11 - While it is not racist to require photo ID to vote, the proble…  [+] (15 replies) 10/21/2016 on Racism in elections +139
#52 - zhuftiuv (10/21/2016) [-]
Couldn't niggers just drive to places farther away to get photo ID? I mean, they are eager to visit states where pot is legal, but I guess feeding their drug addiction is more important than basic civil duties. An ape granted US citizenship will always remain nothing more than an ape.
#66 - anon (10/21/2016) [-]
coming from a neckbeard in his moms basement doing nothing with his life
#44 - anon (10/21/2016) [-]
This was done post civil-war when it was known black communities has no legal ways to get I.D. This is no longer an issue, and even if used for this intention does have have the economic cost or social/political discrimination that has to follow.

There calling racism because of an environment that, does, not, exist.
#38 - anon (10/21/2016) [-]
I live in North Carolina, you got proof of that? I know that we implemented the id law, but I don't know anything about closing id locations.
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#37 - tealcanaan (10/21/2016) [-]
Source?
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#35 - mrdrprofbraeden (10/21/2016) [-]
informative. thanks
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#15 - Deavas (10/21/2016) [-]
I live in ny where no such thing is happening, as well as no ID required to vote. There after still people here who legitimately are against voter ID, even in the bluest of blue states you could possibly live in
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#12 - civilizedwasteland (10/21/2016) [-]
Every 1st world country has voter ID laws
#18 - anon (10/21/2016) [-]
I have voted several times in the UK without ever bringing any photo ID, I say my name and thats all that is required
#72 - anon (10/21/2016) [-]
What kind of retarded shit is that? You have to prove age and identity when you vote, otherwise you are ineligible to vote. I do believe you are lying.
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#51 - pentol (10/21/2016) [-]
first two elections i could vote in, say hi to the clerk, which i know, since everybody knows everybody in tight knit Community.
Move to new place, need ID to vote, because i've never seen the person overseeing things.
#50 - zhuftiuv (10/21/2016) [-]
To be fair, your last elections had been ridiculed by pretty much whole Europe and Asia, so it's not like you count as a part of civilized world. Not to mention you managed to get a muslim elected as a London's mayor.

You know what, you really should not have wrote anything.
#46 - tazze (10/21/2016) [-]
I've always had to show my national ID card to vote here in Spain, although I'm not surprised of hearing that, after all it was Britbongistan's massive gerrymandering what screwed the UKIP in the last election, 12.64% of the vote for 6.5% of the seats in parliament, your elections are a joke, m8.
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#13 - TwoHalves (10/21/2016) [-]
Yep.
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#14 - civilizedwasteland (10/21/2016) [-]
whops, meant to reply to the other guy
#87 - Wait, how was Han and Chewie not infected?  [+] (4 replies) 10/15/2016 on Death Troopers/Project... +2
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#133 - huntergriff (10/15/2016) [-]
It turns out a few people on the ship were immune to it and so this medical officer woman who resigned before the shit hit the fan, made a...i guess antivirus or a vaccine or something after realizing this, and stuck han and chewie with it. Chewie ends up having hallucinations and han...i think goes through it with relative ease.
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#96 - iqequalzero (10/15/2016) [-]
Didnt read the content, just scroll past the pics, but is the disease even airborne? I mean most zombie plagues are transferred through bites.
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#132 - huntergriff (10/15/2016) [-]
The disease is airborne, but, and i probably should have mentioned this, it turns out a few people on the ship were immune to it and so this medical officer woman who resigned before the shit hit the fan, made a...i guess antivirus or a vaccine or something after realizing this, and stuck han and chewie with it. Chewie ends up having hallucinations and han...i think goes through it with relative ease.
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#111 - TwoHalves (10/15/2016) [-]
It specifically mentions "both teams were exposed to the airborn strain of the virus"
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