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TwoHalves

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/07/2009
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:USA
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Comment Ranking:#13868
Highest Content Rank:#352
Highest Comment Rank:#653
Content Thumbs: 11811 total,  12683 ,  872
Comment Thumbs: 4705 total,  5643 ,  938
Content Level Progress: 61.4% (307/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 99% (99/100)
Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 245 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:16
Content Views:43404
Times Content Favorited:1294 times
Total Comments Made:1226
FJ Points:2169
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Meh. What's there to say? I made my own avatar and I post funny stuff.

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    Dying Wish Dying Wish
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    Cock lobster Cock lobster
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    Knife Games Knife Games
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    So I was at the mall today So I was at the mall today
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    Tentacle Woes Tentacle Woes
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    HEY YOU HEY YOU
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    1000 Years of War 1000 Years of War

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    Sparta Sparta

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#297 - Replying 01/03/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #4 0
#973 - My girlfriend has 12 nipples. I know, it sounds weird… 12/24/2015 on A very special giveaway +2
#54 - peanut butter was on the end. it was a hungry mouse. 12/07/2015 on Clever Mouse, Or Not 0
#26 - **TwoHalves used "*roll picture*"** **TwoHalves rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on Fun times in the shower +11
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#61 - rumpledforeskin (11/24/2015) [-]
That epic roll
#31 - **TwoHalves used "*roll picture*"** **TwoHalves rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on My Neighbor Figaro Kun 0
#32 - sirlorge (11/18/2015) [-]
I'm in film school and I spend most of my photography class playing with a thin PVC pipe as if it were a sword. Sometimes I'll even duel with a friend or if we have a small, soft object we'll take turns trying to swing at it.

If I don't, I usually fall asleep in class
#8 - The seed is from 1.8 Beta, not the current version of minecraft.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Epic Village 0
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#18 - chillybean (11/16/2015) [-]
the world generation is the same, so the seed should be the same
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#9 - chaosraptor (11/16/2015) [-]
still works on 1.8.8
#34 - No lie, I originally misread this as "I'm so ******* … 11/14/2015 on you're thinking of a guy... +3
#16 - What are the chances they'll go the Attack on Titan route? …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2015 on "Sensei, we made it on a... 0
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#17 - zomaru (11/13/2015) [-]
Unlike SnK the Manga was and still is insanely popular.
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#18 - sailorstarsun (11/13/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the SnK manga is also still insanely popular.
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#19 - zomaru (11/13/2015) [-]
The manga popularity picked up when the anime was over, and dropped off after it turned into a political thriller. It's still popular, but not now nor at its peek was it as popular or good as OPM.
#6 - Oh dang, they're all assholes 11/09/2015 on Rick and Morty Behind the... 0
#24 - **TwoHalves used "*roll picture*"** **TwoHalves rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2015 on Free Rick +26
#72 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
Mister Poopybutthole said it would be 1 - 1.5 years until the next season, so shouldn't it be #FreeRick2016?

I have to wait an entire year for the next season, fucking starving Africans don't know shit about pain
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User avatar #34 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
thanks for the update. I can finally sleep now.
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User avatar #30 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
Huh
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User avatar #31 to #145 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
this is kinda cool
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User avatar #32 to #146 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
I gUeSs
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User avatar #33 to #147 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
kinda unnecessary though.
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#29 - TwoHalves (09/17/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolled a random image**
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User avatar #18 - TwoHalves (07/15/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 67**

How do you roll again...
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User avatar #19 to #132 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 312**
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User avatar #20 to #133 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 987**
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User avatar #21 to #134 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 774**
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User avatar #22 to #135 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 3,697**
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User avatar #16 - anonmuncher (07/08/2011) [-]
could you start making comics again? ^^; you are one of my favourites on the site, i love your stuff!
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User avatar #25 to #130 - TwoHalves (09/06/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 0,734**
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User avatar #26 to #139 - anonmuncher (09/08/2011) [-]
You rolled on my comment on your profile? O_o
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User avatar #27 to #140 - TwoHalves (09/08/2011) [-]
mistake.
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#17 to #130 - TwoHalves (07/08/2011) [-]
When I think of something funny, I'll put something up.

I have an idea for one, and this friday I'm planning on posting it.

Sorry I'm not a regular!
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User avatar #13 - instalation (04/23/2011) [-]
I am sorry that I have dissapointed you. Our partnership may have been obsolete. Before we part, may you reveal to me what I have done?
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User avatar #14 to #127 - TwoHalves (04/23/2011) [-]
mass pm's are annoying. I'm unfriending everyone who sends me one linking to a comment they made or their new post.
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User avatar #15 to #128 - instalation (04/23/2011) [-]
Sorry, I didn't think my first time doing it would result in that.
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User avatar #12 - HabboConArtist (08/26/2010) [-]
Hey! You posted a comment in my wall that is like 1 year old, ive never been in this account for years, so hi :D
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User avatar #11 - ienjoyrofling (08/22/2010) [-]
You sir.... your awesome. Just saying. :D
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User avatar #9 - leku (08/13/2010) [-]
Love the comics, dude. Keep em comin. =D
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User avatar #10 to #122 - TwoHalves (08/16/2010) [-]
Sorry! I only post them when I think of something funny, so they pop us sporadically. When I make a new one, it will be late on a friday.
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User avatar #7 - StevenOnComics (08/09/2010) [-]
HI
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User avatar #8 to #120 - TwoHalves (08/09/2010) [-]
sup!
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User avatar #6 - HOLY FUCK (08/09/2010) [-]
of cake?
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User avatar #2 - Pedobear Sr (05/30/2010) [-]
Hey TwoHalves do you know what happened to Hentaifan?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - TwoHalves (05/30/2010) [-]
He abandoned his profile cuz he ain't doin' pronz no mo'.
He's ChronicM now. Bonus points if you guess what his name is a refrence to!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - hentiagrl (07/10/2010) [-]
chronic*fap*

XD
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User avatar #5 to #117 - TwoHalves (07/23/2010) [-]
Lol. Yeah. It took me a minute to figure it out. =P
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User avatar #1 - IceBearJudgesYou (05/10/2010) [-]
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