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|#3 - A quest!! to find virgin dutch milk maids for pie! [+] (6 new replies)||02/10/2013 on every fucking cooking show||+86|
#66 - greenthegunstar (02/11/2013) [-]
>Starving, no food in sight
>Pass out from starvation
>Wake up in a bed with a man looking over me
>"You were lying out in the middle of nowhere, son. Thought you were dead."
>Explain my situation to him. He agrees to give me food and shelter
>At dinner, I met his daughter
>She was so beautiful, almost stuttered as I introduced myself
>Despite that, she gave me the most beautiful of smiles
>I knew right then and there, that I had to win her heart
>Decide to work on the farm to repay their kindness
>Spend the next six months milking cows alongside farmer's daughter
>One day, her father dies
>She cries in my arms
>I wipe away her tears, discreetly storing them in a small jar
>"Please don't leave me" she says
>"Don't worry. We'll be together forever."
>Days after the funeral, we make hot, passionate love
>Her moaning is like music to my ears
>We're close to coming
>"Say my name." she moans
>"Say my name!"
oh god what have i done?
#11 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
the side quest to make a good meal takes longer than all of main story...
#10 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
...can we rape them to make them cry?
#54 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
Stick it in her pooper?
#4 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
So you are basically making shepards pie, but with milk maids instead of shepherds.
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