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Twistolime

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Date Signed Up:2/25/2010
Last Login:7/05/2013
Location:herpderp
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Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
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Times Content Favorited:87 times
Total Comments Made:1416
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#92 - What Johnny didn't know, was that tonight, HE would be nothing… 07/05/2013 on slam dunk +1
#6 - Mike has to be my favorite character from Breaking Bad  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Teamwork 0
#38 - anon (06/24/2013) [-]
He dies.
#5 - If I had a nickel for every time I found myself saying that sa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on An accurate title +12
#19 - lambocj (06/24/2013) [-]
Everytime I see her......Everytime.
#7 - spawnsy (06/23/2013) [-]
Look what you made me do
#3 - I can't decide if I'd **** her given the chance. I hone…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/23/2013 on An accurate title +67
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#27 - jacobomexicano (06/24/2013) [-]
She looks too much like my sister...so yes
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#28 - freejumper (06/24/2013) [-]
Pics or its not true.
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#20 - jonnyfunk (06/24/2013) [-]
this will make your decision easier ;)

www.dailymotion.com/video/xsrv35_sarah-silverman-full-frontal-remix_redband
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#30 - anonymoose (06/24/2013) [-]
FUCK FUCK FUCK! I STARTED IMAGINING THAT WAS VANELLOPE SAYING THAT.


I feel wrong now.
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#15 - majormoron (06/24/2013) [-]
"Cus honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure"

I think that phrase applies to about 99% of us here on FJ
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#4 - pappathethird (06/23/2013) [-]
I would



But then again, I'd fuck just about anything
#5 - Twistolime (06/23/2013) [-]
If I had a nickel for every time I found myself saying that same thing...
#19 - lambocj (06/24/2013) [-]
Everytime I see her......Everytime.
#7 - spawnsy (06/23/2013) [-]
Look what you made me do
#28 - my nickname is dick.... 03/05/2013 on Lil Marco 0
#353 - and while doctors are saving lives, politicians making decisio… 02/13/2013 on Cancel Gravity you say?... +4
#109 - well i'm pretty sure they used something else when they were f… 12/15/2012 on accidentally learning -1
#105 - well just think, lighters use flint, which is a natural thing,…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on accidentally learning -1
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#107 - fuckyoshitnigga (12/15/2012) [-]
and lighter fluid.
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#109 - Twistolime (12/15/2012) [-]
well i'm pretty sure they used something else when they were first invented.

#103 - Coke was never green  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on accidentally learning -2
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#116 - tigronn (12/15/2012) [-]
it was
#13 - The one with Dr. Suess and Shakespeare is the best  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Faith restored +2
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#32 - lolfire (11/14/2012) [-]
...How you gonna battle with the cat in the hat.
#30 - thisnameisnowtaken (11/14/2012) [-]
darth vader and hitler, so good they made a second one
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Twistolime (07/19/2012) [-]
WHYAREYOUHERE
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Twistolime (07/19/2012) [-]
NO YOU WIN

HURT ME SNAKE

HURT ME
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