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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DS lite, PS3, PS2, Gamecube, PC
Video Games Played: Minecraft, Dark Souls, Battlefield, GTA4, Borderlands, Dishonored, Ratchet Deadlocked, Super Meatboy, Red Dead Redemption, CoD WaW, Worms 2, Happy Wars, Terraria, Bioshock, Mario Kart, Pokemon Heartgold, Jetpack Joyride, Super Smash Bros,
X-box Gamertag: XeroFreek
PSN: Don't remember, its at my Dad's
Interests: Song Writing, Gaming, Sleeping, Hangin' out.
Date Signed Up:2/23/2010
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Ohio United States
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I'm a gamer, and a musician. Not much else.

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#26 - I mean that happens too, but im into it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on How to spot a lesbian 0
User avatar #27 - konradkurze (10 hours ago) [-]
i can see it now.....

in the retirement home.....one old man whips off his shift...shows his scars and says "i got these in iraq....the next old man whips off his shirt to show his scars and says 'i got these in afghanistan".....old man tvfreek whips off his shirt to shos his scars and says "i got these from a psycho bitch"
#24 - Shes gentle about it. Its probably the equivilent of being a d…  [+] (7 new replies) 11 hours ago on How to spot a lesbian +1
#25 - konradkurze (11 hours ago) [-]
well some girls scratch lightly so its not much different than you scratching an itch...while some girls are like a pissed off cat trying to attack you

one girl i fucked one time, i swear i was fucking freddy kruger with how she was scratching my back....total moodkiller

User avatar #66 - undeadwill (2 hours ago) [-]
You know that is the most impractical weapon ever? Like imagine that hooked up you hand as you swung it in bent your finger backwards. Unless it had a locking level on the inside.
But the prefect Hollywood weapon because its more symbolic then practical.
User avatar #67 - konradkurze (2 hours ago) [-]
plus the fact one cant stab with it

fingers dont have muscle on them to lock them into place....you'd need hulk steroid ligaments to not break your own fingers stabbing with it like freddy did
User avatar #70 - undeadwill (2 hours ago) [-]
Wolverine got it right blades at the knuckles so a stab is like a punch your whole body lines up with it. And when he swings his arm, the blades are lined up with his arm supporting them.
#56 - datmine (3 hours ago) [-]
Nigga imagine if that shit was lightning claws.
That shit cuts through flesh and bones easilly.
User avatar #26 - Tvfreek (11 hours ago) [-]
I mean that happens too, but im into it.
User avatar #27 - konradkurze (10 hours ago) [-]
i can see it now.....

in the retirement home.....one old man whips off his shift...shows his scars and says "i got these in iraq....the next old man whips off his shirt to show his scars and says 'i got these in afghanistan".....old man tvfreek whips off his shirt to shos his scars and says "i got these from a psycho bitch"
#22 - As a man with a girlfriend with long nails, her scratches are …  [+] (9 new replies) 11 hours ago on How to spot a lesbian +6
User avatar #23 - konradkurze (11 hours ago) [-]
you actually like girls tearing shit out of your back?
User avatar #24 - Tvfreek (11 hours ago) [-]
Shes gentle about it. Its probably the equivilent of being a dog and getting scratched behind the ears.
#25 - konradkurze (11 hours ago) [-]
well some girls scratch lightly so its not much different than you scratching an itch...while some girls are like a pissed off cat trying to attack you

one girl i fucked one time, i swear i was fucking freddy kruger with how she was scratching my back....total moodkiller

User avatar #66 - undeadwill (2 hours ago) [-]
You know that is the most impractical weapon ever? Like imagine that hooked up you hand as you swung it in bent your finger backwards. Unless it had a locking level on the inside.
But the prefect Hollywood weapon because its more symbolic then practical.
User avatar #67 - konradkurze (2 hours ago) [-]
plus the fact one cant stab with it

fingers dont have muscle on them to lock them into place....you'd need hulk steroid ligaments to not break your own fingers stabbing with it like freddy did
User avatar #70 - undeadwill (2 hours ago) [-]
Wolverine got it right blades at the knuckles so a stab is like a punch your whole body lines up with it. And when he swings his arm, the blades are lined up with his arm supporting them.
#56 - datmine (3 hours ago) [-]
Nigga imagine if that shit was lightning claws.
That shit cuts through flesh and bones easilly.
User avatar #26 - Tvfreek (11 hours ago) [-]
I mean that happens too, but im into it.
User avatar #27 - konradkurze (10 hours ago) [-]
i can see it now.....

in the retirement home.....one old man whips off his shift...shows his scars and says "i got these in iraq....the next old man whips off his shirt to show his scars and says 'i got these in afghanistan".....old man tvfreek whips off his shirt to shos his scars and says "i got these from a psycho bitch"
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#14 - notisac (07/22/2014) [-]
that some next level shit!
#780 - Awwwww you even know my favorite gif :3 07/20/2014 on FJ Friends +1
#1715 - FUCK 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#1708 - **Tvfreek rolls 9,364**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#1715 - Tvfreek (07/06/2014) [-]
FUCK
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User avatar #40 - formerspectre ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
I awoke the next morning with my split peach still frothing. I thought it was over but his flesh gordon had other ideas. There was ectoplasm oozing from his love muscle and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. By now, my furry cup was dribbling like a slug in a salt mine. The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my tradesman's entrance created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The feeling of his love piss draining down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
User avatar #13 - formerspectre ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - formerspectre ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Y̥̭̱ͯͭ̉̅ͪ͘O͗͋Ṷ͔̊ͣ̀ͬ͢­̜ ̱͕̣̄̅ͨͤ͝D̢͛̾ͧ̽O͋͑͝Ñ͖̋͆̊̓̈­'͡Ṱ̑͗ ̢̜̑̎ͤṶ̠͋̌̈́̀̋̓̆N̸ͣ̆͂̆̊D̓̇̄ͤ­̆͡E̮̒R̲͎ ̜S̷͈̮ͦ͋ͭ͛̊͒̐T̒ͩͤͦ­̘̹ͤͫ͐͞A͖̘̣̣͖̜ͣ̇Nͨ̌̔ ͫ̃ͭD͑̄­̷͖̪͎ͫ̆͗̓̊,͔͗
̹ͫ̄ͯ̂ͣE̮D̢͖̦̤̗ͯ̅͒͂͒͛G͋́­A͡R̡̹ ͕̔ͪỊ̮͋ͣ͆̌S̭̹̲̠̉̿͊ͪ ̌̐̈́ͬ́̇҉͕̦̗T̘̠̱̥̓̓̃̈H̅̉͒ͨ͑­̣̤̥̭̹̲Eͯͧ ͖͖̤̟͕̒̂̋ ̱͔̠ͤ͂̍ͣ͒̐ͮO̜N̹̲̤͑͐ͨ­E̵̥̣ͬͮ ͕̦̽̂ͥͫ̌ͨI͂̿ͤ́̓Nͨ̈̍ͤ͊̋̾ ͯ̓̈́͆̅͐̆͘T͔̱̜̜͊͌̃͂ͯ̚Ȟ̵̽̚E̷̎ ͔̯̉̄̂̃̓H͎O͖͈̘͆ͪ͌͒ͯL͎̏͋̎̋­͈̯E
User avatar #37 to #12 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
That'll do. We'll MacGyver something out of those two.
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#15 to #14 - formerspectre ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
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#20 to #18 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
He seems to have gotten a bit weirder than he was before
#21 to #20 - formerspectre ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
True but I still lost my shit
User avatar #22 to #21 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
Better go find it

Did you know that 'humor' in Latin means body fluid? the more you know
User avatar #23 to #22 - formerspectre ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
I FOUND IT

In my Xbox....
User avatar #24 to #23 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
but didn't you use your xbox in making the PS4? I did
User avatar #25 to #24 - formerspectre ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
The shit is what helped to form it
User avatar #26 to #25 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
wow ok #rood
User avatar #27 to #26 - formerspectre ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
So the strangest thing happened to me today....I was cleaning out my jeans when a random 9mm shell fell out of my pocket. I think it is sign that I should start preparing for the end of the world
User avatar #28 to #27 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
That's odd, I was also cleaning out my pants earlier, too. It just so happened that a whole 50 cal. sniper fell out of my pocket! We should take action immediately.
User avatar #29 to #28 - formerspectre ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
So I'll get the 1000 gallons of chocolate milk! That's all we need right?
User avatar #30 to #29 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
We also need cookies for all that chocolate milk, otherwise we'd starve.
User avatar #31 to #30 - formerspectre ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
We will also need the blood of Tvfreek to mix with the milk
#38 to #31 - Tvfreek (12/27/2013) [-]
How about no.
#39 to #38 - Tvfreek (12/29/2013) [-]
Much better.


Please don't eat me.
User avatar #32 to #31 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
Perfect. We also need his flesh for the cookies, and we'll be golden
User avatar #33 to #32 - formerspectre ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Can I bring my 50 terabytes of scat porn?
User avatar #34 to #33 - yunogasaii (12/27/2013) [-]
Only 50 terabytes? Lemme bring my one zetabyte hdd of porn (of questionable legality)
User avatar #35 to #34 - formerspectre ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
But I only have two double-a batteries one double-a battery and a potato chip
#10 - formerspectre ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Jetpack joyride......
User avatar #11 to #10 - Tvfreek (08/22/2013) [-]
Im lvl 79 in it.
User avatar #5 - yunogasaii (06/15/2013) [-]
these things are pretty neat that you're posting
User avatar #6 to #5 - Tvfreek (06/15/2013) [-]
Thanks man, they were requested, i just forgot i had so many... Hahah
User avatar #3 - formerspectre ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Noah's sexuality
User avatar #4 to #3 - Tvfreek (03/19/2013) [-]
lolololololololololololololol
User avatar #1 - thewebspinner (11/15/2012) [-]
Go for it dude!!!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Tvfreek (11/16/2012) [-]
Alright I'll go make a sandwich...

I was hungry...
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