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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
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#525 - Here's my little buddy  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +4
#529 - Turtleboner (03/25/2014) [-]
And here's him sleeping like a completely normal dog
User avatar #559 - ainsley (03/25/2014) [-]
My shepherd does the exact same thing
#104 - To kids jebus is just some guy with a beard who did some stuff…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on NupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNup... 0
#105 - cursesnew (03/24/2014) [-]
But the thing is, imaginary friends are not always monsters.

Jebus or God are not immune to bad behavior. Their Bible is quite clear on this.
#10 - WHY can't this kid just stop being such a massive faggot? 03/23/2014 on wonderful +4
#26 - well would you rather have those monstrosities or the jeebus?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2014 on NupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNup... 0
#102 - cursesnew (03/24/2014) [-]
What difference is there between those and Jebus? None.

People have told "God told me to kill that guy" and other things. Remember the part in the bible where a dad went to sacrifice his only son without questioning God at all but only to be stopped by God.

That cause quite a bit of trust issues between dad and son. But he was going to kill his son if God didn't stop him and we all know God hasn't stopped anything in the past thousand years.
User avatar #104 - Turtleboner (03/24/2014) [-]
To kids jebus is just some guy with a beard who did some stuff.
Monsters are scaaaaaaary
#105 - cursesnew (03/24/2014) [-]
But the thing is, imaginary friends are not always monsters.

Jebus or God are not immune to bad behavior. Their Bible is quite clear on this.
User avatar #43 - chenn (03/23/2014) [-]
The truth, however ugly it would be.
#31 - This is part of a pornographic comic where all the pokegirls …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2014 on not sexy enough to ban +1
User avatar #118 - mrvokan (03/23/2014) [-]
The artist is p.chronos if anyone is wondering. and i know you are
#86 - mr skeltal (03/23/2014) [-]
#85 - levitatingscrotum (03/23/2014) [-]
Be a good guy and give us some sauce.. plox
User avatar #84 - squidamon (03/23/2014) [-]
prove it.
#81 - pixy (03/23/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #51 - screencleaner (03/23/2014) [-]
Source...
#46 - yubb (03/23/2014) [-]
For the love of god source please
User avatar #41 - gladiatorbong (03/23/2014) [-]
i second this i need it for science
User avatar #35 - finnaz (03/23/2014) [-]
Ummm.. Do you have the source? You know...for reasons
#172 - Why do bad things happen to good people 03/21/2014 on Eight-Beers McGee +1
#7 - ^^^^ I like turtles 03/21/2014 on Remember them 0
#8 - yes 03/21/2014 on So many turtles on FJ 0
#17 - Both are trash 03/21/2014 on Seriously? +1
#203 - Picture 03/21/2014 on Natalia poklonskaya 0
#7 - I think it's just a shad thing 03/20/2014 on 3cute5me +2
#6 - These are characters from a monster girl porn game 03/20/2014 on "The Dragon with Hair" by... 0
#9 - Does the whole "throw clothes and belongings out the wind…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Bro code. +84
User avatar #90 - RisenLichen (03/21/2014) [-]
I've seen it happen. It's pretty saddening
User avatar #57 - naitsabesh (03/20/2014) [-]
As if any of us except admin would know.
#20 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
yes, was with recent ex chilling at her house, we had just ate at sonic and were having a great day. I get a random text from some idiot I dont even know saying I miss you. all hell breaks loose, I got a milkshake thrown at me, ruined my work uniform, teddy bears thrown out the door, crap like that because I didnt have clothes at her house usually
User avatar #22 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
mmmmmm i fucking love sonic
#23 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah that sonic was so good tho. what a wasted shake
User avatar #24 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
what all did you get?
#27 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
dem popcorn chickens, mozzerella sticks, tater tots with cheese dip, and a mufuggen peanut butter shake.
User avatar #29 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
oh fuck dude that's nice. i haven't eaten there in sooo long...
#30 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
what are you waiting for? go get it
User avatar #14 - brokenhalf (03/20/2014) [-]
yup. happened to my neighbor just last month actually.
#18 - mr skeltal (03/20/2014) [-]
This is why women get beat
#20 - Or you can just go on one of the many 4chin boards and get to … 03/20/2014 on MFW finding out how to get... 0
#21 - So i watched the video At first: "Oh no these poor li…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on confirmation? +26
User avatar #47 - citruslord (03/17/2014) [-]
I find it funny, because not all eggs come from chickens treated like that. Simplest thing to do in that case is buy organic eggs, or ones labled as not coming from factory farms
#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on awkward 0
#6 - It's because nobody wants to see that **** 03/16/2014 on Gonna +8
#48 - and miscarriages  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on awkward 0
User avatar #66 - spyisspy (03/16/2014) [-]
miscarrage
#3 - 3spooky5me 03/15/2014 on whhot +1
#75 - Comment deleted 03/12/2014 on 5 minutes till show time,... 0
#31 - I feel like they only run like that because it's easier to animate.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on (untitled) +42
User avatar #49 - cerbearus (03/12/2014) [-]
Once in a while they make them run correctly xD
User avatar #43 - axeul (03/12/2014) [-]
That actually is the reason why, they admit it.
#837 - Sanic. 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop 0
#254 - Guess i have Caitlyn. 03/11/2014 on Roomates? 0
#7 - *Getting ready for retail job 03/09/2014 on NORMAL DAY +1
#8 - He's using pretty massive rounds though 03/07/2014 on Soft Hunter. +1
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#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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