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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:10/01/2014
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Comment Ranking:#9985
Highest Content Rank:#1999
Highest Comment Rank:#648
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Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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#17 - Totsuka is best notgirl 07/03/2014 on SO NO CHI NO SA DA ME +1
#5 - I really thought he was stupid for a second there... 07/01/2014 on Denial... +1
#37 - They better have the rawk hawk theme on that stage 06/29/2014 on I NEED IT +2
#16 - In other news homicide rates have reached an all time high 06/25/2014 on Effect of Feminism 105 +1
#108 - Comment deleted 06/22/2014 on Life Has Many Doors +9
#37 - Me and the guys made a little game out of eating kfc. We each … 06/18/2014 on KFC... +1
#70 - And here we have a real life anime villain. 06/15/2014 on oh god 0
#220 - > playing only pc or only console  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on GTA V on PC +1
User avatar #278 - chuckbillrow (06/11/2014) [-]
most major releases come to playstation xbox and PC so owning more than one of those three is just wasting money on expensive hardware you dont need
#15 - This is a situation in which it is perfectly fine to break up … 06/10/2014 on made by pablo stanley +3
#143 - TheFlonn, norn engineer, henge of denravi currently trying… 06/10/2014 on Good guy Guildwars 0
#44 - It's simple enough to read and write a quick report in the wee… 06/09/2014 on When we get a summer... 0
#36 - Turtles are great. 06/09/2014 on Horses, Camels, and their... 0
#106 - **Turtleboner rolled user thesimonved ** I will make unwan…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on *Insert smart title here* 0
#251 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
#12 - That new movie that came out was pretty bad. Was less of a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Atomic rainbow power! -18
#24 - mr skeltal (05/25/2014) [-]
Gotta love people not knowing much about godzilla movies complaining.
User avatar #23 - cocoman (05/25/2014) [-]
And once more someone doesn't get it. Godzilla was in the movie, they named it godzilla, they couldn't name the movie "US army" or "Ford".
User avatar #13 - eezo (05/25/2014) [-]
Have you ever seen literally ANY other actual Godzilla movie
#26 - I really hope they decide to dub the movie already, I can't wa… 05/23/2014 on YESS!,!!!! 0
#15 - It's a great game, also lets you choose not to have the whole … 05/22/2014 on If you know what I mean 0
#10 - braum should give a buff to his team that gives them all beaut… 05/22/2014 on Moustaches op +2
#47 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Let's do this again... +4
#19 - now where is firebender frollo? It would seem that he woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on disney, avatar mashup +2
#47 - dutchderpina (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, i tried...
#11 - damn those are some huge ass tears  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Time for emotions +2
#12 - ssjcarbon (05/10/2014) [-]
Hehehe. Ass tears.
User avatar #25 - chillybilly (05/10/2014) [-]
Lemon luuuuuuuube
#6 - Picture 05/06/2014 on E-tough +5
#67 - If only I had any money at all, then i'd figure out how to bui…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Peasants and their fate 0
User avatar #108 - turretbuddy (05/05/2014) [-]
You missed:
Donkey Dick Tropical Dong
TW101
Beyo2
Mair-eo
(maybe) Mario kart 8
Yakuza HD
Emulator shit
#67 - I was riding horses before and it was just same old same old U…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on swolecamel's profile 0
User avatar #74 - swolecamel (05/04/2014) [-]
Thank you sir

Keep up the wonderful camel riding
#5 - at least find the full picture 05/03/2014 on EAT DAT SHIT ! +11
#11 - I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient 0
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
User avatar #63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
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#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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