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TurdBurgler

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 35
Date Signed Up:4/14/2010
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:Sitting on my ass
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 374 total,  455 ,  81
Comment Thumbs: 1181 total,  1923 ,  742
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 37 Content: Peasant → Level 38 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 74% (37/50)
Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:13
Content Views:1938
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:1258
FJ Points:2350

Funny Pictures

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    Turd Beast! Turd Beast!
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    FAIL! FAIL!
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    Guess somebody was bored. . . Guess somebody was bored. . .
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    Hmmmm. . . Okay then Hmmmm. . . Okay then
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    Mindfuck Mindfuck
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    Wal*Mart Prank Wal*Mart Prank
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latest user's comments

#10 - Part of one of mine. There's a tombstone on the back of my ar… 02/23/2015 on Tattoo Compilation #3 0
#17 - My girlfriend had to unfortunately put her dog to sleep in Dec… 02/14/2015 on Thoughts? +2
#72 - I live in PA and we use milk crates to hold random ****… 01/29/2015 on 'Merica Part 2/2 0
#322 - Take Out the Gunman in my ass.. 01/23/2015 on Happy Synthesizer in my ass 0
#38 - Didn't realize I was on Cracked.... 01/23/2015 on Random Slow-Mo comp. +2
#48 - *shakes head* You guys close school for THAT? Oh please...th…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Texas -7
User avatar #92 - mcginley (01/21/2015) [-]
To be fair, we don't have the equipment to manage icy roads, nor do we regularly use snow tires. Reason being, of course, that it rarely ever snows. So, it's more of a hazard for us than in states with colder weather who regularly experience snow/ice and are thus equipped to handle it.
User avatar #74 - nocturnalemission (01/21/2015) [-]
Ice is quite literally their weakness. You shouldn't even go outside 'cause some asshole is gonna try to drive like it's a hot summer sunday and kill someone.
User avatar #61 - shamrooney (01/21/2015) [-]
they don't cancel because of the danger, they cancel because snow is so rare that when we get it they want kids to go play in it.

*partly because of the danger of people that have no idea what to do if they hit ice*
User avatar #55 - lilnuggetbob (01/21/2015) [-]
That's because it may only snow every other decade here, fuck we get enough bad drivers when it fucking rains out here.
#255 - Deep fried Mac and Cheese? Probably one of the most popular i… 01/21/2015 on Deep Fried Foods +1
#6 - I got one once that said: 'Watch your relations with other pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on FunnyJunk In Cookie's Fortunes +2
User avatar #7 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
I got one that said "leave your ship and walk on dry land" the night before I deployed on a 6 month cruise in the navy....
#91 - Hooray for New Rock boots! (in #8) 01/20/2015 on Cosplay imgs dump 0
#667 - Diablo 3 and Minecraft. Hmmm... 09/23/2014 on ? 0

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User avatar #4 - dthedozer (02/28/2011) [-]
hey where did you get the **** i want to see it
User avatar #5 to #4 - TurdBurgler (03/01/2011) [-]
I would give you a link, but I recently went to the site I got them from (they're stories, not pictures), and it's no longer available :/ I haven't posted in forever....but I know of another site with similar stories on it. Can give you the link to that if you want.
User avatar #6 to #5 - dthedozer (03/01/2011) [-]
sure man
sound cool
User avatar #8 to #7 - dthedozer (03/02/2011) [-]
cool broski
User avatar #1 - brendantheferret (02/07/2011) [-]
i like your name
User avatar #2 to #1 - TurdBurgler (02/07/2011) [-]
Thanks haha.
#3 to #2 - brendantheferret (02/07/2011) [-]
also i stole your comment virginity

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