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Date Signed Up:10/03/2010
Last Login:12/29/2014
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#68 - i've also heard pigeon's are considered a delicacy  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Portable shower 0
User avatar #70 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
To bland. But I like your thinking. Consider the following, fish eggs are also a delicacy, but that doesn't make them taste good or worth any real man protein.
User avatar #73 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
there's no sport in fish eggs, try you're hand at hunting pigeons, their wilier than you think
User avatar #77 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I told you they are too bland. I wasn't saying you were wrong. I was making a witty comparison to a weaker substance that involves no talent to acquire. I've had my fair share of bird, pigeon, robin, blue bird, I've even sampled the most elusive of all birds, the snipe. But none have been sporting enough. One day I hope you understand, then you may ride with myself and mwhitey. I hope you may ride with us soon my friend, for you are a man of quite the high caliber.
User avatar #81 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
Though I don't believe he is capable of acquiring the sophistication or physical attractiveness that we have, I would sincerely enjoy the day he would be inducted into our extravagant program for higher learning of meat preparation and cleanliness!
User avatar #83 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
Never sass my friend Tsquared. He is a man among men with us at the same rate as we. Who are we to judge or demote his dedication as a man? We are only as good as we make ourselves to be. To denounce another's characteristics is just not acceptable. mwhitey, Tsquared, I see you both as equals. You both are wonderful people and I hope you both do well for yourselves.
User avatar #79 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
thank you my friend, I too wait for that glorious day when even the legendary Roc my fall to our hunger
I must retire for the evening now, good luck and god bless good sir
#80 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
You'll be a part of a real bromance among the best forever. I shall friend you in good hopes that one day we can all appreciate what today has done for us. Accept this as a token of our new friendship.
#64 - hmmm, interesting conundrum.... perhaps rather than p…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Portable shower +1
User avatar #67 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I live in the city. And last time I went to my local farm park, it was heavily frowned upon to try this tactic. However, another thing I've learned that works most times is to coax out my local goat farmer for his goats. That poor man still believes the chupacabra has made it's way to Pennsylvania.
User avatar #68 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
i've also heard pigeon's are considered a delicacy
User avatar #70 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
To bland. But I like your thinking. Consider the following, fish eggs are also a delicacy, but that doesn't make them taste good or worth any real man protein.
User avatar #73 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
there's no sport in fish eggs, try you're hand at hunting pigeons, their wilier than you think
User avatar #77 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I told you they are too bland. I wasn't saying you were wrong. I was making a witty comparison to a weaker substance that involves no talent to acquire. I've had my fair share of bird, pigeon, robin, blue bird, I've even sampled the most elusive of all birds, the snipe. But none have been sporting enough. One day I hope you understand, then you may ride with myself and mwhitey. I hope you may ride with us soon my friend, for you are a man of quite the high caliber.
User avatar #81 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
Though I don't believe he is capable of acquiring the sophistication or physical attractiveness that we have, I would sincerely enjoy the day he would be inducted into our extravagant program for higher learning of meat preparation and cleanliness!
User avatar #83 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
Never sass my friend Tsquared. He is a man among men with us at the same rate as we. Who are we to judge or demote his dedication as a man? We are only as good as we make ourselves to be. To denounce another's characteristics is just not acceptable. mwhitey, Tsquared, I see you both as equals. You both are wonderful people and I hope you both do well for yourselves.
User avatar #79 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
thank you my friend, I too wait for that glorious day when even the legendary Roc my fall to our hunger
I must retire for the evening now, good luck and god bless good sir
#80 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
You'll be a part of a real bromance among the best forever. I shall friend you in good hopes that one day we can all appreciate what today has done for us. Accept this as a token of our new friendship.
#49 - as a man you should always be carrying around at least a 4 oz.…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Portable shower +3
User avatar #61 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
See, here's my problem though. Upon carrying these extra items with me, I have to make room. So I therefore switch out my extra clothes because I'll be clean anyway, and my on hand meat. Being a man and all and only being allowed x amount of things at a time before I am claimed as an over prepared common silly nanny. It's a rough sacrifice I'm forced to make, being clean, or eating meat on demand.
User avatar #64 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
hmmm, interesting conundrum....

perhaps rather than pre-prepared meat, one could have the option of having a hunting knife on one's person for the emergency reacquiring of meat
User avatar #67 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I live in the city. And last time I went to my local farm park, it was heavily frowned upon to try this tactic. However, another thing I've learned that works most times is to coax out my local goat farmer for his goats. That poor man still believes the chupacabra has made it's way to Pennsylvania.
User avatar #68 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
i've also heard pigeon's are considered a delicacy
User avatar #70 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
To bland. But I like your thinking. Consider the following, fish eggs are also a delicacy, but that doesn't make them taste good or worth any real man protein.
User avatar #73 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
there's no sport in fish eggs, try you're hand at hunting pigeons, their wilier than you think
User avatar #77 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I told you they are too bland. I wasn't saying you were wrong. I was making a witty comparison to a weaker substance that involves no talent to acquire. I've had my fair share of bird, pigeon, robin, blue bird, I've even sampled the most elusive of all birds, the snipe. But none have been sporting enough. One day I hope you understand, then you may ride with myself and mwhitey. I hope you may ride with us soon my friend, for you are a man of quite the high caliber.
User avatar #81 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
Though I don't believe he is capable of acquiring the sophistication or physical attractiveness that we have, I would sincerely enjoy the day he would be inducted into our extravagant program for higher learning of meat preparation and cleanliness!
User avatar #83 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
Never sass my friend Tsquared. He is a man among men with us at the same rate as we. Who are we to judge or demote his dedication as a man? We are only as good as we make ourselves to be. To denounce another's characteristics is just not acceptable. mwhitey, Tsquared, I see you both as equals. You both are wonderful people and I hope you both do well for yourselves.
User avatar #79 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
thank you my friend, I too wait for that glorious day when even the legendary Roc my fall to our hunger
I must retire for the evening now, good luck and god bless good sir
#80 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
You'll be a part of a real bromance among the best forever. I shall friend you in good hopes that one day we can all appreciate what today has done for us. Accept this as a token of our new friendship.
#44 - Alright FunnyJunk its Feel-off time Of mice and Men o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Of rats and humans 0
#48 - vrthbvyfa (07/24/2013) [-]
I've only read of mice and men, but I liked it. In general steinbeck was an amazing author. Can't say anything about FforA
User avatar #47 - thehomage (07/17/2013) [-]
Algernon is the only one I've read thus far
#11 - no problem, I'd suggest the psycho, the unfeeling sociopath is… 07/14/2013 on Mike (Murder Story) +1
#9 - now that I'm re thinking it you might have actually undersold …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Mike (Murder Story) 0
User avatar #10 - victoriaowsnett (07/14/2013) [-]
Argh they're both good storylines, do I want the cool guy who doesn't give a crap or the near-schizophrenic, psychotic murder?! This will be a hard decision ahaha but thanks for your advice!
User avatar #11 - Tsquared (07/14/2013) [-]
no problem, I'd suggest the psycho, the unfeeling sociopath is fun to write but is abit overdone
#3 - not a bad start, like the way you revealed that the narrator w…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Mike (Murder Story) 0
User avatar #5 - victoriaowsnett (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know what you mean. I was going for the whole 'paranoia setting in' thing but I might try to phase it in more slowly so it seems more realistic.
Thanks!
User avatar #9 - Tsquared (07/14/2013) [-]
now that I'm re thinking it you might have actually undersold it
yes I realize I'm flip-flopping but hear me out

You can either go with the calm experienced killer who can lie on a dime

or you can have him go full freak out and get very nervous (just add a few repeated swears like putting tow or three more 'shits' in when he's first caught, might make it seem more realistic I guess,

just my opinion though do it however you want
User avatar #10 - victoriaowsnett (07/14/2013) [-]
Argh they're both good storylines, do I want the cool guy who doesn't give a crap or the near-schizophrenic, psychotic murder?! This will be a hard decision ahaha but thanks for your advice!
User avatar #11 - Tsquared (07/14/2013) [-]
no problem, I'd suggest the psycho, the unfeeling sociopath is fun to write but is abit overdone
#8 - ... how big a problem was it for ******* petsmart…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2013 on Amy's Baking Company II:The... +1
User avatar #68 - nylak (07/06/2013) [-]
Don't know about that guy, but I know they use it for the dog trainers in particular. They send their trainers off to a little session to show em how to do the basics, so they don't want their employees working for another business that offers dog training services when PetSmart paid to train said employee.

I applied to be a PetSmart trainer a couple years back, but since I also train service dogs I couldn't comply with the non-compete clause on the contract unless I stopped (and since that makes a whole lot more money than PetSmart trainers make, why the heck would I?).
User avatar #239 - Nitsuin (07/07/2013) [-]
...I was a cashier...
User avatar #243 - nylak (07/07/2013) [-]
Okay, yeah, that's a little ridiculous.
User avatar #9 - Frankendell (07/06/2013) [-]
Its annoying but its at the companies discretion I worked at an army navy store that had me sign one.
#39 - tobloi (07/06/2013) [-]
Army navy? Do you mean it's an army navy thing like overlapping? Just curious not moaning or anything
User avatar #46 - Frankendell (07/06/2013) [-]
Its kind of used military surplus but I mostly handled new in box stock.

You would have stuff like old helmets bayonets and kevlar vests that had the kevlar taken out,.
#47 - tobloi (07/06/2013) [-]
I know what you're on about sounds cool
#10 - is same dissatisfaction is what brought us medical wonders whi… 07/06/2013 on This Deserved to be in Avatar 0
#26 - egg =/= cocoon their similar but I'm sure there's a specif…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2013 on under microscope 0
User avatar #30 - thewhitenigger (07/05/2013) [-]
the egg spawns the larvae, the larvae caccoons and becomes a butterfree
User avatar #27 - xXMAQXx (07/05/2013) [-]
ok then
User avatar #31 - lucrox (07/05/2013) [-]
and becomes a butterfree
a butterfree
BUTTERFREE
#1133 - Stoneham Mass, you can use my name 07/05/2013 on Map 0
#368 - ...I'm not even high and that sounds pretty delicious right now 07/03/2013 on 420 +1
#58 - too clean, alittle blood on the arms, some dirt and you'd be a… 07/03/2013 on OC +2
#97 - max 07/03/2013 on A dogs life +2
#88 - please, please tell me that third link is a chick, the fate of… 07/03/2013 on Cosplay 0
#36 - Picture 07/02/2013 on Pretty Straightforward 0
#14 - ************ Eskipoo 06/29/2013 on attention whore +1
#13 - Comment deleted 06/29/2013 on attention whore 0
#104 - find a juggalo, ask them that, wait for hilarity to ensue 06/28/2013 on It all makes sense now ~ +1
#126 - Picture 06/21/2013 on Amputation Guide 0
#38 - we have a winner 06/19/2013 on All hail the mighty Baobab +2
#31 - you are my friend, 10 points from mdluffy  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on All hail the mighty Baobab +2
User avatar #32 - mdluffy (06/19/2013) [-]
Well at least I tried.
#47 - rangerofthesea (06/19/2013) [-]
10 more points for trying and failing on FJ
#26 - it also destroys planets 10 points to the first to ge…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/19/2013 on All hail the mighty Baobab +14
#167 - dorklordrises (06/20/2013) [-]
I was looking for a comment about this. Knew there would be one.
#99 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Hell yes, I love The Little Prince
#91 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
The Little Prince
#78 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
le petit prince is fuckin awesome, he kills the bad guys and rapes their women and shit
#60 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
PETIT PRINCE MOTHERFUCKERS
#39 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
spoiler. the little prince
User avatar #34 - muchasmarcos (06/19/2013) [-]
i remember this from when i was a kid... the little prince isn't it? after all these years i realised that it's a furry storry...
User avatar #38 - Tsquared (06/19/2013) [-]
we have a winner
User avatar #30 - mdluffy (06/19/2013) [-]
I may be way wrong here... but is that the tree that Oda used in one of his manga... that's like, poisonous or whatever?

I'm probably really wrong...
User avatar #31 - Tsquared (06/19/2013) [-]
you are my friend, 10 points from mdluffy
User avatar #32 - mdluffy (06/19/2013) [-]
Well at least I tried.
#47 - rangerofthesea (06/19/2013) [-]
10 more points for trying and failing on FJ
#29 - mdluffy has deleted their comment.
#37 - not quite 06/14/2013 on Little badass +1
#4 - really, I thought they were all random 06/12/2013 on Last pick 0
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User avatar #4 - krizz (11/18/2012) [-]
lol u bad
User avatar #5 to #4 - Tsquared ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
meh, figured it was worth a try
User avatar #6 to #5 - krizz (11/18/2012) [-]
lel
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User avatar #3 to #2 - Tsquared ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
send an offer, but i probably won't give it for free
User avatar #1 - dildor (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks dood :)
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