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#224 - this link is you're best friend  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls +2
#469 - MountainDewMe (08/29/2013) [-]
I see no link besides this one
User avatar #470 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
... tha fuck, let me try again

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#222 - Anyone here got tips on fighting the 4 kings?  [+] (30 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls +1
User avatar #719 - zuflux (08/30/2013) [-]
Dodge instead of blocking, kill one of them as fast as possible before the timer makes another, and another spawn

Their attacks are magical, so you can't block it 100% anyways.
User avatar #693 - coolranchderpitos (08/30/2013) [-]
get the heaviest armor you can wear while still having mid roll or fast roll, depending on your style. then just attack until they swing. its pretty easy to dodge, and if you cant dodge yet then this is good practice. they have predictable attacks. just dodge, get grass crest shield, and a two handed weapon.
User avatar #687 - cheeseboyofdoom (08/30/2013) [-]
Use the strongest weapon possible, and try to kill each one before another spawns. Wear the best equipment possible without having fat roll. Also, when they are in their dying animation, you can still hit them to do more damage.
User avatar #679 - TarnRazor (08/30/2013) [-]
Alright. It's gonna take a few tries. Just two-hand your weapon and wear armor that provides a good defense but doesn't hinder your speed too much. Just go to town on them. If a second one happens to spawn while you're still killing the first one just try to position them back to back. Don't bother blocking but do roll past their attacks if you can.
User avatar #680 - TarnRazor (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh and everyone here is dead WRONG. Do NOT summon Bitch Weatrice. She's too slow to help here. Summoning her only makes the Four Kings stronger which is what you don't want.
#665 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
I actually just beat them! Don your heaviest armor while still being able to movie around, run as close as you can to them, strafe to the right constantly (or left, whatever floats your boat), and attack as quickly as possible. You don't have to be too careful while fighting just one, because it's better to berserk them down one at a time then be too cautious and end up fighting 4 or 5 at once.
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User avatar #631 - bakkenbears (08/30/2013) [-]
Roll like there is not tomorrow
#572 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [-]
i downed them asap, dont focus so much on heals
User avatar #514 - burningdash (08/29/2013) [-]
run to em, 2H your weapon, full armor (id say havel) they dont do much dmg when close, and with the 2H you do nuff dmg to kill em before new spawns, you can probs take a etusk between aswell
#507 - deitysugar (08/29/2013) [-]
I see you have already got a lot of tips, but their greatest weakness is fire. If you dont have fire they are also weak to lightning if I remember correctly.

They dont do as much damage in hugging distance and try to just go left of them while they do vertical attacks so that you dont take to much damage.

+ If you summond Witch Beatrice for the Moonlight Butterfly boss you can use her again for the four kings. Her sign is located behind a wall just before entering the Abyss tower. Just remember to killl the ghost who is over the tower because else she will mindlessly attack the ghost and not follow you down to the abyss.

Hope that helped you a bit on your journey
User avatar #466 - sleepisfortheweak (08/29/2013) [-]
First, you want to cure your curse, Then use Iron Flesh.
#416 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [-]
go ultra high poise and
eagle shield and havel. care not for rolls. charge until you are at melee distance, then 2 hand your weap and hit, let him hit you. when you kill it take estus if needed repeat.

real easy fight if you take them 1 by 1
User avatar #350 - BritainUK (08/29/2013) [-]
depends on what your build, weapon choice and equip load is
User avatar #295 - zorororonoa (08/29/2013) [-]
get a grass crest shield for the magic resistance and 2-h the shit out of them
User avatar #262 - PVTDickStryker (08/29/2013) [-]
Youre gonna wanna be nimble, but stacking magic defenses, if youre a moderately decent dodger, the only attacks that have a chance of hitting you are magic. Also, strive to use hard single-hit weapons, like a claymore.
User avatar #253 - fuckthepolice (08/29/2013) [-]
NG+7 victor here.

Depends on what style you're using. If you are using melee then you're going to want the best poise that you can get (Havel's armor). You are also going to want the best 2H weapon that you've got and some sort of weapon enhancement. (Think Great Club +15 with Darkmoon Blade or Sunlight Blade). Combine that with Iron Flesh and a good ring and then beat the shit out of them.

If you're using magic then you can beat them without taking any damage provided you can dodge effectively. Use a bellowing dragoncrest ring and your best catalyst with crystal soul spear. Learn all their attacks and basically roll to the side right before each one hits you. They're pretty easy to dodge. The only attack you have to worry about is when he spins and then rushes you because he's going to grab you. For that one you can either tank it or run away.

Good luck.
User avatar #251 - albertjester (08/29/2013) [-]
high damage output, you want to kill one before the others show up. and be mindfull of dodgeing the magic attacks. be sure to bring a magic resistant shield like the crest shield. and when you get to the 4th one, you can be a bit more carefull and take your time cause you wont have to worry about the others showing up. also, ring of the suns first born and magic barrier or greater magic barrier will help.
#249 - deidarax (08/29/2013) [-]
If you are a mage? Get help or get stone armor, then try to hit them with elemental weapons. They are nearly immune to magic damage, and since you are a mage, you will try to stand far away. That is a no-no. They do more damage the further away you are.
If you are a warrior with a dex weapon? Eat a green blossom, two hand your weapon, and start dodging to the side. If another king comes, don't worry. Multiple kings are less aggressive then people think.
If you are a pyromancer? Just put on Bellowing Dragoncrest ring and go crazy.

If they shoot that really large, pink homing blast at you, block it. You cannot dodge it. At all. It has the best homing in the game of any attack and will following you until it disappears. It disappears after, like, 40 seconds.

It is completely possible dodging them all with fat-roll. Four kings are slow. Just remember to KEEP ATTACKING. Really. This is a battle of DPS. If you can, just tank the blow and keep attacking.

One more thing. When they die, you can still keep hitting them for a second or two, and it will lower the overall HP of the four kings so that you don't have to fight them as long.


I play this game way too much, by the way.
User avatar #360 - arstya (08/29/2013) [-]
>Someone doesn't call pyromancy bullshit troll methods.
>Swell with pride.

I really hope there's more pyromancy in DaS2...DaS pyromancy always felt a bit lacking.
User avatar #247 - friendlyanon (08/29/2013) [-]
-Havel's armor
-Grass crest shield
-Biggest weapon you can use. Use it with 2 hands.
-The ring you are more confy with
-Iron flesh
-Magic Weapon spell / Charcoal pine resine optional

Drop into the Abyss, aproach the boss and cast Iron Flesh.
Stay so close as you can to the boss and just spam atack him.
Try to move arround him (to your right) when you are recovering stamina.
Never use all your stamina. Save a bit for when he tries to grab you, just roll aside.

You should beat them easilythis way. Brin Beatrice, the witch ghost with you, she can be helpful sometimes.
User avatar #246 - tylosaurus (08/29/2013) [-]
Kill them with your weapons.
User avatar #245 - Mawxter (08/29/2013) [-]
Use armor with high magic defense. Also summon in Witch Beatrice for some backup
User avatar #241 - AresX (08/29/2013) [-]
Stack poise and just keep attacking
User avatar #244 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
besides wolf ring how do you stack poise?
User avatar #297 - zorororonoa (08/29/2013) [-]
more resistance armor like black iron set or havel's
User avatar #238 - whywouldyoudothis (08/29/2013) [-]
DARK SOULS HOW TO: FOUR KINGS
This right here! This video will give you everything you need to take the four kings. All in under a minute.
#237 - psicosis (08/29/2013) [-]
fire (pyromancy and fire weapons)
User avatar #231 - ldjkennedy (08/29/2013) [-]
What I did was try to get to them and dish out as much damage as possible before another one of the kings spawned it may seem crude but throwing myself at him enough times seemed to work.
User avatar #229 - promor (08/29/2013) [-]
Roll
#221 - what class did you take? i grabbed pyromancer and just spammed…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls 0
User avatar #223 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
I picked soldier, I really wanted to be the pyromancer too but it came down to a coin flip.
User avatar #228 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
then the best advice i have is to keep at it, also despite what looks and logic tell you, i think most of his attacks are blockable, just keep moving and attack when there's an opening
User avatar #232 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Alright thanks for your help man!
User avatar #235 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
no problem the games frustrating but later on when you defeat the really tough bosses you feel like a god
#217 - before he comes out climb up the tower you came in from, kill …  [+] (16 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls 0
User avatar #219 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
I've done that, do I just keep doing it? everytime I try to do it a second time I end up taking a fuck ton of damage trying to climb up the ladder.
User avatar #304 - zorororonoa (08/29/2013) [-]
Are you just trying to climb the ladder right after you drop attack? If so, don't, run at the other end of the bridge after you drop, and when he comes running at you, sprint/roll past him and then climb back up the ladder.
User avatar #221 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
what class did you take? i grabbed pyromancer and just spammed fire balls at him
User avatar #223 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
I picked soldier, I really wanted to be the pyromancer too but it came down to a coin flip.
User avatar #228 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
then the best advice i have is to keep at it, also despite what looks and logic tell you, i think most of his attacks are blockable, just keep moving and attack when there's an opening
User avatar #232 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Alright thanks for your help man!
User avatar #235 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
no problem the games frustrating but later on when you defeat the really tough bosses you feel like a god
User avatar #220 - barkhorn (08/29/2013) [-]
Just stay under his legs and two hand your weapon.
You should kill him pretty fast.
User avatar #225 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Ok I'll try that out, I noticed he couldn't really hit me when I was underneath him.
User avatar #475 - Hitmonnorris (08/29/2013) [-]
Standard Giant Castration Position.
User avatar #226 - barkhorn (08/29/2013) [-]
Good luck man.

And don't forget to use some pine resin on your sword.
User avatar #233 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Got it! I'm off to another adventure!
#236 - barkhorn (08/29/2013) [-]
Good luck and have fun.

And i guess if you need any more help just ask.
User avatar #357 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Will do! Thanks for all the help man!
User avatar #498 - barkhorn (08/29/2013) [-]
Oh, well i hope it worked/works.
User avatar #516 - puremadmentalged (08/29/2013) [-]
Dark Souls, the one thing that binds and unites my fellow FJers
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#41 - same, they're perfect for people with a funny story and have t… 08/26/2013 on The fun part of working at... +1
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#26 - however you slice it he's baking with the upper crust of society 08/09/2013 on Bread Scientist +1
#23 - i don't see the problem with using your own logic to determine… 08/06/2013 on Beliefs clarifying 0
#42 - I can't be the only one who thinks that looks fun as hell 08/01/2013 on Check, please +2
#11 - spam pyro flame, solution to almost all boss fights 07/31/2013 on No no no no no no... 0
#13 - you're going the wrong way, i abandoned two different charact… 07/31/2013 on Sums it up pretty well 0
#9 - solution to all bosses: pyromancy flame, retreat, repeat 07/31/2013 on How I felt my first time... 0
#242 - calm down, it was a joke  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Tumblr:1 Christians:0 0
User avatar #243 - smokekusheveryday (07/29/2013) [-]
Also this is coming from someone who lives in new jersey... do yourself a favor and take page outta the british's book of tea
#187 - what is this 'tea' you speak of?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Tumblr:1 Christians:0 -4
#232 - smokekusheveryday (07/29/2013) [-]
Don't be a fucking twat
Tea is delicious especially if it has milk and sugar in it
User avatar #242 - Tsquared (07/29/2013) [-]
calm down, it was a joke
User avatar #243 - smokekusheveryday (07/29/2013) [-]
Also this is coming from someone who lives in new jersey... do yourself a favor and take page outta the british's book of tea
#213 - sanguinesolitude (07/29/2013) [-]
Tea is the European term for what we in America call gay cofee
#190 - ybigballz (07/29/2013) [-]
I think I have heard of it, seems to be a vile drink that lesser "areas" around the world use as a substitute for coffee, careful though i heard it makes you queer
User avatar #202 - anonymoose (07/29/2013) [-]
>Implying coffee is in anyway a substitute for tea.
User avatar #198 - DerpScout (07/29/2013) [-]
Hey coffee isn't even grown in America! It's grown by some Mexican and his donkey called Juan Valdez for Christs sake!
#194 - acemcgunner (07/29/2013) [-]
i heard it's heresy, you god damn heretic!!!
#185 - I'm just pissed off that he's microwaving pizza, **** …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Tumblr:1 Christians:0 +5
User avatar #186 - anonymoose (07/29/2013) [-]
If you think that's bad, I hear some people microwave their tea.
#233 - babbylicious (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh shit I do that...
User avatar #234 - anonymoose (07/29/2013) [-]
What's wrong with you?!
User avatar #237 - babbylicious (07/29/2013) [-]
Too lazy to boil water on the stove...
#187 - Tsquared (07/29/2013) [-]
what is this 'tea' you speak of?
#232 - smokekusheveryday (07/29/2013) [-]
Don't be a fucking twat
Tea is delicious especially if it has milk and sugar in it
User avatar #242 - Tsquared (07/29/2013) [-]
calm down, it was a joke
User avatar #243 - smokekusheveryday (07/29/2013) [-]
Also this is coming from someone who lives in new jersey... do yourself a favor and take page outta the british's book of tea
#213 - sanguinesolitude (07/29/2013) [-]
Tea is the European term for what we in America call gay cofee
#190 - ybigballz (07/29/2013) [-]
I think I have heard of it, seems to be a vile drink that lesser "areas" around the world use as a substitute for coffee, careful though i heard it makes you queer
User avatar #202 - anonymoose (07/29/2013) [-]
>Implying coffee is in anyway a substitute for tea.
User avatar #198 - DerpScout (07/29/2013) [-]
Hey coffee isn't even grown in America! It's grown by some Mexican and his donkey called Juan Valdez for Christs sake!
#194 - acemcgunner (07/29/2013) [-]
i heard it's heresy, you god damn heretic!!!
#12 - i like this one better 07/29/2013 on just a thought +2
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#226 - it kinda counts 07/27/2013 on ITT: post your favorite... +1
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User avatar #19 - hailcthulhufhtagn (11/08/2013) [-]
Thats not the focus. "Makes this picture" is. Whoever made that meme is a scumbag for thinking people who like Disturbed and Slipknot automatically aren't metal.
User avatar #14 - twistedrider (07/26/2013) [-]
Nothing is wrong with Disturbed. while I do like some of their work, they're not really just my cup of coffee.

Now I will get thumbed down to hell for expressing my opinion.
#11 - brianhanerjr (07/24/2013) [-]
I never really understood the hate for Slipknot and Disturbed. Ooooh, just because they're not as heavy as Meshuggah and they sing about SLIGHTLY different things means they're suddenly not metal. I GUESS.
Pic related, one of my all-time favorite metal drummers
#68 - the guy in the new star trek  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Some Villains +1
User avatar #69 - onceman (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh okay, thank you.
#79 - thank you my friend, I too wait for that glorious day when eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on Portable shower 0
#80 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
You'll be a part of a real bromance among the best forever. I shall friend you in good hopes that one day we can all appreciate what today has done for us. Accept this as a token of our new friendship.
#73 - there's no sport in fish eggs, try you're hand at hunting pige…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Portable shower 0
User avatar #77 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I told you they are too bland. I wasn't saying you were wrong. I was making a witty comparison to a weaker substance that involves no talent to acquire. I've had my fair share of bird, pigeon, robin, blue bird, I've even sampled the most elusive of all birds, the snipe. But none have been sporting enough. One day I hope you understand, then you may ride with myself and mwhitey. I hope you may ride with us soon my friend, for you are a man of quite the high caliber.
User avatar #81 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
Though I don't believe he is capable of acquiring the sophistication or physical attractiveness that we have, I would sincerely enjoy the day he would be inducted into our extravagant program for higher learning of meat preparation and cleanliness!
User avatar #83 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
Never sass my friend Tsquared. He is a man among men with us at the same rate as we. Who are we to judge or demote his dedication as a man? We are only as good as we make ourselves to be. To denounce another's characteristics is just not acceptable. mwhitey, Tsquared, I see you both as equals. You both are wonderful people and I hope you both do well for yourselves.
User avatar #79 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
thank you my friend, I too wait for that glorious day when even the legendary Roc my fall to our hunger
I must retire for the evening now, good luck and god bless good sir
#80 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
You'll be a part of a real bromance among the best forever. I shall friend you in good hopes that one day we can all appreciate what today has done for us. Accept this as a token of our new friendship.
#68 - i've also heard pigeon's are considered a delicacy  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Portable shower 0
User avatar #70 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
To bland. But I like your thinking. Consider the following, fish eggs are also a delicacy, but that doesn't make them taste good or worth any real man protein.
User avatar #73 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
there's no sport in fish eggs, try you're hand at hunting pigeons, their wilier than you think
User avatar #77 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
I told you they are too bland. I wasn't saying you were wrong. I was making a witty comparison to a weaker substance that involves no talent to acquire. I've had my fair share of bird, pigeon, robin, blue bird, I've even sampled the most elusive of all birds, the snipe. But none have been sporting enough. One day I hope you understand, then you may ride with myself and mwhitey. I hope you may ride with us soon my friend, for you are a man of quite the high caliber.
User avatar #81 - mwhitey (07/19/2013) [-]
Though I don't believe he is capable of acquiring the sophistication or physical attractiveness that we have, I would sincerely enjoy the day he would be inducted into our extravagant program for higher learning of meat preparation and cleanliness!
User avatar #83 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
Never sass my friend Tsquared. He is a man among men with us at the same rate as we. Who are we to judge or demote his dedication as a man? We are only as good as we make ourselves to be. To denounce another's characteristics is just not acceptable. mwhitey, Tsquared, I see you both as equals. You both are wonderful people and I hope you both do well for yourselves.
User avatar #79 - Tsquared (07/19/2013) [-]
thank you my friend, I too wait for that glorious day when even the legendary Roc my fall to our hunger
I must retire for the evening now, good luck and god bless good sir
#80 - bulletone (07/19/2013) [-]
You'll be a part of a real bromance among the best forever. I shall friend you in good hopes that one day we can all appreciate what today has done for us. Accept this as a token of our new friendship.
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User avatar #4 - krizz (11/18/2012) [-]
lol u bad
User avatar #5 to #4 - Tsquared ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
meh, figured it was worth a try
User avatar #6 to #5 - krizz (11/18/2012) [-]
lel
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User avatar #3 to #2 - Tsquared ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
send an offer, but i probably won't give it for free
User avatar #1 - dildor (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks dood :)
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