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#100 - Comment deleted 09/04/2013 on Dark Souls tips for beginners 0
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#2 - if the answer comes out yes, I vote the first priority is to f…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Fucking Tumblr +17
User avatar #30 - thepinkestofthepie (08/31/2013) [-]
The first priority is to find 3 data clusters, and acquire super powers.
Then acquire infinite amounts of data clusters to upgrade those powers, destroy wardens to get more powers, and then defeat the evil alien overlord Zinyak.
#24 - usernameerror (08/31/2013) [-]
What if someone already has and that's why we call him god?
User avatar #22 - maorox (08/31/2013) [-]
Brusspup probably knows how
User avatar #6 - scaratel (08/30/2013) [-]
It's obviously blue smarties. That's why they stopped producing them. Too many children were breaking the system.
#17 - smokeythbear (08/31/2013) [-]
What?
#7 - Tsquared (08/30/2013) [-]
#470 - ... tha fuck, let me try again com/ 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls +1
#244 - besides wolf ring how do you stack poise?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls 0
User avatar #297 - zorororonoa (08/29/2013) [-]
more resistance armor like black iron set or havel's
#235 - no problem the games frustrating but later on when you defeat … 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls 0
#230 - i got killed by one once, for revenge i murdered every baby mu… 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls +9
#228 - then the best advice i have is to keep at it, also despite wha…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls 0
User avatar #232 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Alright thanks for your help man!
User avatar #235 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
no problem the games frustrating but later on when you defeat the really tough bosses you feel like a god
#224 - this link is you're best friend  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls +2
#469 - MountainDewMe (08/29/2013) [-]
I see no link besides this one
User avatar #470 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
... tha fuck, let me try again

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#222 - Anyone here got tips on fighting the 4 kings?  [+] (30 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls +1
User avatar #719 - zuflux (08/30/2013) [-]
Dodge instead of blocking, kill one of them as fast as possible before the timer makes another, and another spawn

Their attacks are magical, so you can't block it 100% anyways.
User avatar #693 - coolranchderpitos (08/30/2013) [-]
get the heaviest armor you can wear while still having mid roll or fast roll, depending on your style. then just attack until they swing. its pretty easy to dodge, and if you cant dodge yet then this is good practice. they have predictable attacks. just dodge, get grass crest shield, and a two handed weapon.
User avatar #687 - cheeseboyofdoom (08/30/2013) [-]
Use the strongest weapon possible, and try to kill each one before another spawns. Wear the best equipment possible without having fat roll. Also, when they are in their dying animation, you can still hit them to do more damage.
User avatar #679 - TarnRazor (08/30/2013) [-]
Alright. It's gonna take a few tries. Just two-hand your weapon and wear armor that provides a good defense but doesn't hinder your speed too much. Just go to town on them. If a second one happens to spawn while you're still killing the first one just try to position them back to back. Don't bother blocking but do roll past their attacks if you can.
User avatar #680 - TarnRazor (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh and everyone here is dead WRONG. Do NOT summon Bitch Weatrice. She's too slow to help here. Summoning her only makes the Four Kings stronger which is what you don't want.
#665 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
I actually just beat them! Don your heaviest armor while still being able to movie around, run as close as you can to them, strafe to the right constantly (or left, whatever floats your boat), and attack as quickly as possible. You don't have to be too careful while fighting just one, because it's better to berserk them down one at a time then be too cautious and end up fighting 4 or 5 at once.
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User avatar #631 - bakkenbears (08/30/2013) [-]
Roll like there is not tomorrow
#572 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [-]
i downed them asap, dont focus so much on heals
User avatar #514 - burningdash (08/29/2013) [-]
run to em, 2H your weapon, full armor (id say havel) they dont do much dmg when close, and with the 2H you do nuff dmg to kill em before new spawns, you can probs take a etusk between aswell
#507 - deitysugar (08/29/2013) [-]
I see you have already got a lot of tips, but their greatest weakness is fire. If you dont have fire they are also weak to lightning if I remember correctly.

They dont do as much damage in hugging distance and try to just go left of them while they do vertical attacks so that you dont take to much damage.

+ If you summond Witch Beatrice for the Moonlight Butterfly boss you can use her again for the four kings. Her sign is located behind a wall just before entering the Abyss tower. Just remember to killl the ghost who is over the tower because else she will mindlessly attack the ghost and not follow you down to the abyss.

Hope that helped you a bit on your journey
User avatar #466 - sleepisfortheweak (08/29/2013) [-]
First, you want to cure your curse, Then use Iron Flesh.
#416 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [-]
go ultra high poise and
eagle shield and havel. care not for rolls. charge until you are at melee distance, then 2 hand your weap and hit, let him hit you. when you kill it take estus if needed repeat.

real easy fight if you take them 1 by 1
User avatar #350 - BritainUK (08/29/2013) [-]
depends on what your build, weapon choice and equip load is
User avatar #295 - zorororonoa (08/29/2013) [-]
get a grass crest shield for the magic resistance and 2-h the shit out of them
User avatar #262 - PVTDickStryker (08/29/2013) [-]
Youre gonna wanna be nimble, but stacking magic defenses, if youre a moderately decent dodger, the only attacks that have a chance of hitting you are magic. Also, strive to use hard single-hit weapons, like a claymore.
User avatar #253 - fuckthepolice (08/29/2013) [-]
NG+7 victor here.

Depends on what style you're using. If you are using melee then you're going to want the best poise that you can get (Havel's armor). You are also going to want the best 2H weapon that you've got and some sort of weapon enhancement. (Think Great Club +15 with Darkmoon Blade or Sunlight Blade). Combine that with Iron Flesh and a good ring and then beat the shit out of them.

If you're using magic then you can beat them without taking any damage provided you can dodge effectively. Use a bellowing dragoncrest ring and your best catalyst with crystal soul spear. Learn all their attacks and basically roll to the side right before each one hits you. They're pretty easy to dodge. The only attack you have to worry about is when he spins and then rushes you because he's going to grab you. For that one you can either tank it or run away.

Good luck.
User avatar #251 - albertjester (08/29/2013) [-]
high damage output, you want to kill one before the others show up. and be mindfull of dodgeing the magic attacks. be sure to bring a magic resistant shield like the crest shield. and when you get to the 4th one, you can be a bit more carefull and take your time cause you wont have to worry about the others showing up. also, ring of the suns first born and magic barrier or greater magic barrier will help.
#249 - deidarax (08/29/2013) [-]
If you are a mage? Get help or get stone armor, then try to hit them with elemental weapons. They are nearly immune to magic damage, and since you are a mage, you will try to stand far away. That is a no-no. They do more damage the further away you are.
If you are a warrior with a dex weapon? Eat a green blossom, two hand your weapon, and start dodging to the side. If another king comes, don't worry. Multiple kings are less aggressive then people think.
If you are a pyromancer? Just put on Bellowing Dragoncrest ring and go crazy.

If they shoot that really large, pink homing blast at you, block it. You cannot dodge it. At all. It has the best homing in the game of any attack and will following you until it disappears. It disappears after, like, 40 seconds.

It is completely possible dodging them all with fat-roll. Four kings are slow. Just remember to KEEP ATTACKING. Really. This is a battle of DPS. If you can, just tank the blow and keep attacking.

One more thing. When they die, you can still keep hitting them for a second or two, and it will lower the overall HP of the four kings so that you don't have to fight them as long.


I play this game way too much, by the way.
User avatar #360 - arstya (08/29/2013) [-]
>Someone doesn't call pyromancy bullshit troll methods.
>Swell with pride.

I really hope there's more pyromancy in DaS2...DaS pyromancy always felt a bit lacking.
User avatar #247 - friendlyanon (08/29/2013) [-]
-Havel's armor
-Grass crest shield
-Biggest weapon you can use. Use it with 2 hands.
-The ring you are more confy with
-Iron flesh
-Magic Weapon spell / Charcoal pine resine optional

Drop into the Abyss, aproach the boss and cast Iron Flesh.
Stay so close as you can to the boss and just spam atack him.
Try to move arround him (to your right) when you are recovering stamina.
Never use all your stamina. Save a bit for when he tries to grab you, just roll aside.

You should beat them easilythis way. Brin Beatrice, the witch ghost with you, she can be helpful sometimes.
User avatar #246 - tylosaurus (08/29/2013) [-]
Kill them with your weapons.
User avatar #245 - Mawxter (08/29/2013) [-]
Use armor with high magic defense. Also summon in Witch Beatrice for some backup
User avatar #241 - AresX (08/29/2013) [-]
Stack poise and just keep attacking
User avatar #244 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
besides wolf ring how do you stack poise?
User avatar #297 - zorororonoa (08/29/2013) [-]
more resistance armor like black iron set or havel's
User avatar #238 - whywouldyoudothis (08/29/2013) [-]
DARK SOULS HOW TO: FOUR KINGS
This right here! This video will give you everything you need to take the four kings. All in under a minute.
#237 - psicosis (08/29/2013) [-]
fire (pyromancy and fire weapons)
User avatar #231 - ldjkennedy (08/29/2013) [-]
What I did was try to get to them and dish out as much damage as possible before another one of the kings spawned it may seem crude but throwing myself at him enough times seemed to work.
User avatar #229 - promor (08/29/2013) [-]
Roll
#221 - what class did you take? i grabbed pyromancer and just spammed…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls 0
User avatar #223 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
I picked soldier, I really wanted to be the pyromancer too but it came down to a coin flip.
User avatar #228 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
then the best advice i have is to keep at it, also despite what looks and logic tell you, i think most of his attacks are blockable, just keep moving and attack when there's an opening
User avatar #232 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Alright thanks for your help man!
User avatar #235 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
no problem the games frustrating but later on when you defeat the really tough bosses you feel like a god
#217 - before he comes out climb up the tower you came in from, kill …  [+] (16 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Dark Souls 0
User avatar #219 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
I've done that, do I just keep doing it? everytime I try to do it a second time I end up taking a fuck ton of damage trying to climb up the ladder.
User avatar #304 - zorororonoa (08/29/2013) [-]
Are you just trying to climb the ladder right after you drop attack? If so, don't, run at the other end of the bridge after you drop, and when he comes running at you, sprint/roll past him and then climb back up the ladder.
User avatar #221 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
what class did you take? i grabbed pyromancer and just spammed fire balls at him
User avatar #223 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
I picked soldier, I really wanted to be the pyromancer too but it came down to a coin flip.
User avatar #228 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
then the best advice i have is to keep at it, also despite what looks and logic tell you, i think most of his attacks are blockable, just keep moving and attack when there's an opening
User avatar #232 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Alright thanks for your help man!
User avatar #235 - Tsquared (08/29/2013) [-]
no problem the games frustrating but later on when you defeat the really tough bosses you feel like a god
User avatar #220 - barkhorn (08/29/2013) [-]
Just stay under his legs and two hand your weapon.
You should kill him pretty fast.
User avatar #225 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Ok I'll try that out, I noticed he couldn't really hit me when I was underneath him.
User avatar #475 - Hitmonnorris (08/29/2013) [-]
Standard Giant Castration Position.
User avatar #226 - barkhorn (08/29/2013) [-]
Good luck man.

And don't forget to use some pine resin on your sword.
User avatar #233 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Got it! I'm off to another adventure!
#236 - barkhorn (08/29/2013) [-]
Good luck and have fun.

And i guess if you need any more help just ask.
User avatar #357 - fuckinniggers (08/29/2013) [-]
Will do! Thanks for all the help man!
User avatar #498 - barkhorn (08/29/2013) [-]
Oh, well i hope it worked/works.
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meh, figured it was worth a try
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