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Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:12/11/2014
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#37 - Angela? Is that you? 02/20/2014 on Feels +1
#143 - I agree. 02/09/2014 on Thanks, Elli 0
#58 - Pretty much. 01/31/2014 on The Beibs... 0
#57 - It's not, it's basically just a network with contacts for Isla…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on The Beibs... 0
User avatar #59 - superpower (01/31/2014) [-]
Well then fuck that petition.
#54 - Do the people that sign that petition even know what the Musli…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on The Beibs... +1
#56 - fareastbrainseer (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm assuming they heard the name, thought "that sounds like the name of a terrorist group, why hasn't the government done anything about them?" and made a petition.
User avatar #58 - Triskiller (01/31/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
#98 - It's not that amazing, a pretty good story that you've heard a… 01/26/2014 on Hi cold 0
#22 - 27 inches. Not that big, but I ain't complaining. 01/25/2014 on size 0
#45268 - So many confused students. 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#45264 - Thank you. 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#45263 - I think it was Oppenheimer who said "Now I am become … 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
#45261 - "So I just wanted to say that I appreciate the way you li… 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#45260 - I’m bursting at the seams Not without reason it seems …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#45262 - tvfreakuk (01/21/2014) [-]
That was fantastic
User avatar #45264 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#45250 - Several days I’ve been waiting In the darkness where I w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
#45267 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
Simply beautiful. I can imagine someone analyzing this very deeplyHigh school language class anyone? and then they finally realize it's about ice cream.
User avatar #45268 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
So many confused students.
#45248 - Guys, gimme a subject for a poem. I feel like writing something.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #45259 - Nahyon (01/21/2014) [-]
Farting loudly
User avatar #45263 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
I think it was Oppenheimer who said
"Now I am become death"
He was talking in a figurative sense
But he had never smelt a scent so dense
A cacophony of loudly vibrating skin
Only an out, not an in
It can be felt by passerby
Who catch a glimpse with wandering eye
Of a sight so scarce it makes them cry
A proudly farting homeless guy
User avatar #45255 - bggeddevtwo (01/21/2014) [-]
tanks!!!
#45265 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
Power rumbling down the road,
Crushing all as it goes,
All of creation; grand and tall,
comes to an end, trembles and falls.
The dust will settle, the people will weep
Learning nothing from the terror we reap.
User avatar #45261 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
"So I just wanted to say that I appreciate the way you liberated us from those pesky germans. So, erm...

Tanks."
- Triskiller
#45253 - tvfreakuk (01/21/2014) [-]
Sexual frustration.
User avatar #45260 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
I’m bursting at the seams
Not without reason it seems
I have had these horrid dreams
Where at the end my Johnson creams

But when I’m with a lady friend
There seems to be this ongoing trend
Where my member starts to bend
And it all comes to an untimely end

I can not seem to keep it up
No matter the size of cup
The beauty of the face or butt
A beauty queen or ugly mutt

But when I lay my head to rest
I get a feeling of unrest
Down below the line of waist
I can feel my baby paste

I wish that I could satisfy
The thirst of my snake with one eye
To find a hole that makes me quiver
Maybe OP will deliver
#45262 - tvfreakuk (01/21/2014) [-]
That was fantastic
User avatar #45264 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #45249 - legendaryhero (01/21/2014) [-]
icecream
User avatar #45250 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
Several days I’ve been waiting
In the darkness where I was held
Holding on to that bitter feeling
My innate sweetness, I could feel it melt

The cold embraces me
It strengthens my bonds
Finally I sense you near
The lights they come on

You look around my prison
Reflections of crystals on the walls
You pick me up and take me out
You probably think I’ll forget it all

But I remember, those days and nights
No comfort from a blowing breeze
When you eat me up tonight
I will make your brain freeze
#45267 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
Simply beautiful. I can imagine someone analyzing this very deeplyHigh school language class anyone? and then they finally realize it's about ice cream.
User avatar #45268 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
So many confused students.
#197 - Pretty much everything, how about you? 01/04/2014 on Triskiller's profile 0
#195 - Ohai  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Triskiller's profile 0
User avatar #196 - nekoyas (01/04/2014) [-]
whats good
User avatar #197 - Triskiller (01/04/2014) [-]
Pretty much everything, how about you?
#96 - I'm 21 and currently dating a 28 year old, everything is going… 01/02/2014 on walmart 0
#55 - It's Atbash, it says so in his description.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Guide to the Unknown +1
User avatar #57 - asmodeu (12/12/2013) [-]
Aw dangit, I used ATBASH as a key in viginere decoding, but I've never heard of atbash cipher.

Anyway, enjoy translated text (and thanks)

DEAR GOD HELP ME I KNOW HES COMING AND THERES NOBODY TO SAVE ME
HIS GRIN, IT TERRIFIES ME. IS ANYBODY THERE, WILL ANYBODY HELP?
MY NAME IS ELI, AND THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST MESSAGE TO THE WORLD
I HAVE CARED FOR SO MANY PEOPLE, WHY DO I DESERVE
MAN
MAN IS EVIL
HELP
HELP PLEASE
THE DEVIL
SOMEO
INDRID COLD
#61 - I remember when I bought my student license for CS4 back in 20… 12/05/2013 on Notch 0
#87 - I love my Wii U. Hope everyone else is enjoying their PS4 and … 12/04/2013 on Gamers +2
#93 - It's a genre of games, that's why those key elements are the s… 11/26/2013 on It's all in the cap. +1
#205 - He also said that he didn't like the initial pitch, but after … 11/21/2013 on The Legend of Zelda: A Link... +1
#182 - The KKK murdered multiple people in the name of the Christian … 11/19/2013 on There's truth in this 0
#90 - I love my Wii U, it's so much fun to play Nintendo Land with a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on One to rule them all +1
#153 - porksammich (11/17/2013) [-]
I, too, love my Wii U. Lemme hug you -hug-
#243 - Du bist schlau. Mein Deutsch est nicht so guht wie deiner Nied…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Dammit Tooth Fairy +1
User avatar #244 - katha (11/05/2013) [-]
Ich kann Niederländisch nur verstehen, aber nicht schreiben..
No, just a tiiiny bit.
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User avatar #194 - nekoyas (01/04/2014) [-]
< 3
User avatar #196 to #195 - nekoyas (01/04/2014) [-]
whats good
User avatar #197 to #196 - Triskiller (01/04/2014) [-]
Pretty much everything, how about you?
User avatar #184 - indiaan (04/14/2013) [-]
**indiaan rolls 83** dubs
User avatar #185 to #184 - Triskiller (04/14/2013) [-]
**Triskiller rolls 904,319,439** Do you even roll?
User avatar #186 to #185 - indiaan (04/14/2013) [-]
**indiaan rolls 97** tips
User avatar #187 to #186 - Triskiller (04/14/2013) [-]
**Triskiller rolls 7,699,019**

This random assortiment of numbers will form a coherent order.
User avatar #188 to #187 - indiaan (04/14/2013) [-]
**indiaan rolls 48** quads
User avatar #189 to #188 - Triskiller (04/14/2013) [-]
**Triskiller rolls 7777**

Shrektacular.
User avatar #190 to #189 - indiaan (04/14/2013) [-]
**indiaan rolls 63** Quints
User avatar #178 - anonmos (02/03/2013) [-]
When can I expect some new stories/poems/writings?

Still loving them!
#180 to #178 - Triskiller (02/10/2013) [-]
I wrote something, though it's not yet on my deviantart, it will be in the next few days. Thanks for being patient, and thanks for still being very enthousiastic about my writing!
User avatar #181 to #180 - anonmos (02/10/2013) [-]
Ah, I've been meaning to ask you about them again, though I know you can't force someone to write...Can't wait!
User avatar #182 to #181 - Triskiller (02/13/2013) [-]
I posted two new pieces on my deviantart. Hope you enjoy. ;)
User avatar #179 to #178 - Triskiller (02/03/2013) [-]
I don't know when, I write in bursts. But I'm sure you can expect some in the coming month.
User avatar #165 - nekoyas (10/15/2012) [-]
Ohai <3
User avatar #166 to #165 - Triskiller (10/15/2012) [-]
Hello! How are you?
User avatar #167 to #166 - nekoyas (10/16/2012) [-]
I'm fine, kinda tired but it's just 8AM atm
And how are you?
User avatar #168 to #167 - Triskiller (10/16/2012) [-]
Fine, thanks for asking. How come you're tired? Haven't had much sleep?
User avatar #169 to #168 - nekoyas (10/16/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm getting at least 5 hours of sleep every night
User avatar #170 to #169 - Triskiller (10/16/2012) [-]
5 hours is not much, but it's enough to keep you on your feet.

Anything cool happen the past weeks?
User avatar #171 to #170 - nekoyas (10/16/2012) [-]
I'm going to show my drawings in a gallery so I've been drawing a lot lately
User avatar #172 to #171 - Triskiller (10/16/2012) [-]
That's nice! Will you post them on you DeviantArt too? Or am I gonna have to come to Sweden to check them out? :P
User avatar #173 to #172 - nekoyas (10/16/2012) [-]
I can post them if you'd like to

here's the ones who's done
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/phantoma/3983084/MLP+Friendly+Board/1257517#1257517
User avatar #174 to #173 - Triskiller (10/16/2012) [-]
Those look fantastic! Very good. :)
User avatar #175 to #174 - nekoyas (10/16/2012) [-]
Thanks c:
User avatar #176 to #175 - Triskiller (10/16/2012) [-]
You're welcome, young artist-chan. (Or something like that.)
#177 to #164 - indiaan (11/03/2012) [-]
bump
bump
#162 - indiaan (09/25/2012) [-]
ITT: Your mum
User avatar #161 to #160 - Triskiller (09/12/2012) [-]
Nevar!
#158 - elguso (09/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #159 to #158 - Triskiller (09/09/2012) [-]
wut, why?
#156 - indiaan (09/06/2012) [-]
Romeo dies
so does everyone else
#154 - indiaan (09/06/2012) [-]
Boromir dies
User avatar #157 to #155 - indiaan (09/06/2012) [-]
dunno lol
#153 - indiaan (09/06/2012) [-]
Darth Vader is Anakin skywalker
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User avatar #144 to #127 - Triskiller (08/19/2012) [-]
Nice dump, thanks.
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User avatar #143 to #136 - Triskiller (08/19/2012) [-]
This. I like.
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User avatar #97 - elguso (08/15/2012) [-]
im strugiling with the clopfic im writing for you, do you want to help me out or do you wan't to wait for it to be finished
User avatar #98 to #97 - Triskiller (08/15/2012) [-]
You mean about Gregory? You're writing that for me? Bad news, I don't really enjoy clopfic. I just though Gregory was a cool name. :P
User avatar #99 to #98 - elguso (08/15/2012) [-]
me ether
i was doing it for you
strange
User avatar #100 to #99 - Triskiller (08/15/2012) [-]
Well this was a strange turn of events.

You can always just use Gregory the tentacle monster for a normal story. :)
#101 to #100 - elguso (08/15/2012) [-]
ill stick with the clopfic,
it will be very disturbing outcome. it will be for trolling pourposes
User avatar #102 to #101 - Triskiller (08/15/2012) [-]
Ok, cool. :)
#95 - santanicaus (08/12/2012) [-]
Here's your OC Anthro'd

Hope you enjoy!
User avatar #96 to #95 - Triskiller (08/12/2012) [-]
Looks good! Thanks. :)
User avatar #89 - indiaan (08/10/2012) [-]
Pyramidhead confrontatie was cool, alleen daarna dood gegaan op de confrontatie met Maria :S maar goed dat doe ik later wel opnieuw
User avatar #90 to #89 - Triskiller (08/10/2012) [-]
Ah, confrontatie met Maria. Dus je hebt die ending. Cool. Beste ending naar mijn mening.
User avatar #87 - indiaan (08/01/2012) [-]
Triskiller, if I were to mention you on your profile, will you get two notifictions?
User avatar #88 to #87 - Triskiller (08/01/2012) [-]
Yes. Indiaan.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Triskiller (07/26/2012) [-]
I am herp and what is this?
#81 - indiaan (07/19/2012) [-]
>mfw people use a meme wrong
#84 to #83 - Triskiller (07/19/2012) [-]
Ain't even mad.
#78 - indiaan (07/11/2012) [-]
**indiaan rolls 012** Trips
User avatar #80 to #107 - Triskiller (07/11/2012) [-]
AWWW, zo schattig.
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