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#2 - For puking? Don't tell me what to do!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on In Da Club +26
#3 - saystupidstuff (10/01/2015) [-]
You, yourself, drew/edited that, I think you deserve thumbs.
#1 - Jesus Christ! Why would you let that thing walk on your hand?  [+] (16 new replies) 10/01/2015 on That wasp is a spy +87
#114 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
>>#54, >>#24, like OP said, mantis are not dangerous.

they will not bite unless you give them a reason to, and if you are it's no worse than having a papercut
#115 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
*Are bitten
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#187 - gcloud (10/01/2015) [-]
I cant find a single place i could possably put "are bitten" in his sentence.
1) your being a grammer nazi
2) your correction makes no sense
could u walk me through the steps your brain went through to posts this reply?
#227 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
i was just adding to my own comment m80
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#220 - lanliss (10/01/2015) [-]
"they will not bite unless you give them a reason to, and if you "are bitten" it's no worse than having a papercut."

but yes anon was being a grammer nazi.
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#223 - gcloud (10/01/2015) [-]
Oh your right!
or he could've used a comma
In my head I automatically added one there, so I missed that.
#218 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
his being a grammar nazi?
i think you mean he is or, you're*
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#221 - gcloud (10/01/2015) [-]
ya got me, but let me restate my point again though just in case it wasn't clear enough.
"No one likes a grammar nazi, especially if you don't know grammar."
Maybe this whole sentence doesn't fully describe you but at least half of it can help you out in the future.
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#2 - priestoftheoldones (10/01/2015) [-]
Because it's not dangerous?
#188 - gcloud (10/01/2015) [-]
have you ever seen kung fu panda? This nigga would fuck you up
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#54 - aximil (10/01/2015) [-]
Mantis bites hurt like fuck.
#30 - esqulax (10/01/2015) [-]
But can you be sure it's not a wasp disguised as a mantis?
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#24 - kurtlanglie (10/01/2015) [-]
That's exactly what it wants you to think. You let your guard down and let this little, seemingly benign mantis walk on your hand. "Oh, it's not a flying hate bug like I thought, it's a harmless pretender trying to survive! How neat!"

Then BAM, it strikes, and your eyes are gone, your house is on fire, and you hear the sounds of your wife being violated from the black nothing that is your vision.

Close to insect, always protect!
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#35 - ghostisaho (10/01/2015) [-]
the brightly coloured animals are poisonous in nature
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#59 - meganinja (10/01/2015) [-]
Unless they're a mimic.
#75 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Thats what they WANT you to think, but they are mimicking being a mimic, and are in reality really fucking poisonous!
#4 - Snu Snu 10/01/2015 on Ant comp -1
#1 - Picture 10/01/2015 on To the stars Bowen, to the... +17
#46 - Everything in the universe has to have a cause. What about out…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2015 on God +1
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#47 - victorydanceofc (09/30/2015) [-]
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#45 - But science has proven that the universe is caused. Everything…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/30/2015 on God 0
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#76 - drpenguinz (10/01/2015) [-]
"Everything in the universe follows conservation laws"
thats still nothing proven
its a logical assumption, but there is no kinda proof that the universe isnt somehow gaining energy.
under the assumption that it expands with the speed of light is surely doesnt lose any kinda energy...but we wont ever be able to prove that it doesnt gain energy either.

"that everything is caused"
again an observation. how would we be able to prove that? its just a fitting concept in our way of understanding things.
imagine there is a "beginning of time". just that doesnt match up to "everything has a cause". because a "cause" is related to time...the "cause" happens before the event.
what caused "the beginning of time" ? nothing...there was no time before time...ya get what im sayin? if there was nothing before the universe existed...what caused it to exist...and so on.
#56 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
theintercourser has a point

Your logic is sound, but then you get into Special Pleading territory by assuming that a god should, could, or would be exempt from the law of causality.

What we have is a recursion loop without an answer.

Saying "I don't know" is a more honest answer than "probably a god"
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#49 - theintercourser (09/30/2015) [-]
I understand, its just a cop out. Instead of just accepting that we don't know everything you just say "God did it".
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#54 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
God is the universe, in every literal sense of the idea. It's simpler to note that the universe itself is this omniscient, omnipotent being capable of aentienve. That to push the idea of "God is the universe."

And following your "There doesn't NEED to be a God..." you're right...there doesn't NEED to be a God, but you also didnt NEED to get out of bed today, did you? Did you NEED to go on funnyjunk's? Or is it more you just did? It's simply a thing that happened?
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#57 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
Your first line is a claim without evidence.

Your second line is a non-sequitur that isn't really relevant or prove anything.
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#59 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
My first line also isn't a claim to try and prove anything.

Nor was this whole conversation you apparently only read one comment of before replying to trying to prove anything. There was a concern of necessity and possibility, and it was trying to be addressed.

If you feel like nutting over absolutes and proofs, I'd be happy to oblige. You'll be heavily disappointed though, considering I don't discuss religion to prove anything, and you seem the sort to presume I am.
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#61 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
I don't presume anything.
Just mentioning that your comment didn't really add anything.
#62 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
My comment noting a possibility for the nature of the universe didn't add anything to a discussion on the possible nature of the universe?

And what did you add to the discussion?
#63 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
>>#56

Anyone can note a possibility. I can note the possibility of the universe being located at the bottom of a giant cosmic pudding cup, but that's not a comment that's WORTH anything unless it has any support to lend it merit.

Your comment about not needing to get out of bed is an entirely different thing. The argument has been about things needing a cause, and while that may be true, it doesn't mean the cause must be a god. Relating that to what he did today just comes across as snide and shallow.

And I did read it all, thanks.
#66 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
And what does this "support" look like, to you? You note absurd examples not because you want to have any sort of serious philosophical discussion, but because you're too far into the notion of what's been seen over whats entirely possible. It's a discussion on philosophy, not hard science.

When Rene Descartes analysed the possibilities for existence in including the "brain in a jar" hypothesis, he wasnt asking people to believe him on the merit that it was a potential objective truth, he did so to analyze the implications "were it objectively true".

So yes, it is entirely possibly the universe sits at the bottom of a pudding cup, but my guess is you don't actually give a shit about discussing the existential implications of that possibility. You noted it because you wanted to make a snide quip at how pointless you find existential, philosophical discussions to be.

Which then begs the ultimate question of why anyone should then care about what you'd have to say in one.
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#67 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
Not at all. If I felt it were pointless I wouldn't participate at all.
I just try to point out weak arguments when I see them.
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#68 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
Im also not going to make a strong argument about my religious feelings, which I've given thought to over the course of the last 5 years, as the first coent leading to a discussion on this website. This site has become such a ludicrously conservative circle jerk when it comes to personal preferences and opinions that I was just as likely to receive poorly thought out retorts of how stupid I was being as I was absolutely no reply and about 200 negative thumbs.

Which I why, when you see a comment like that, you reply with your questions and concerns you know, to show actual interest instead of some rhetorical nonsense of "your comment was pointless."
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#73 - YllekNayr (10/01/2015) [-]
I don't have actual interest in your particular thoughts.
I'm trying to get you to re-structure them.
I know it came across as abrasive, but I'm just reading down the line and noticed your comment didn't add anything, so you might want to expound on it or back it up with something.
This is the last comment I'll make now.
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#74 - lolollo (10/01/2015) [-]
"I just want you to restructure."

And I'm going to guess that the ideal structuring of my thoughts would look completely coincidentally, mind you! suspiciously like how your thoughts are structured...
#39 - First Mover Idea. Since everything in this universe h…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/30/2015 on God +1
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#42 - victorydanceofc (09/30/2015) [-]
Everything has to have a cause
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#46 - TrekieTwo (09/30/2015) [-]
Everything in the universe has to have a cause. What about outside of it, where conventional laws might not apply?
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#47 - victorydanceofc (09/30/2015) [-]
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#40 - theintercourser (09/30/2015) [-]
skip the god and go directly to saying the universe cannot be caused. Plus what about all the complications that come with god?
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#45 - TrekieTwo (09/30/2015) [-]
But science has proven that the universe is caused. Everything in the universe and in consequence the universe itself follows conservation laws that state that everything is caused. So what caused everything? Two basic arguments crop up; That the universe is an endless series of causes, or that there is something that's un-caused, infinite and not a part of our known universe that caused "everything" This is called God, not in the Christian sense, just a general name to identify it. . To some, the God argument is simpler.

From a deist point of view, God doesn't cause complexity. Think of God as a programmer, and he Technically God has no gender, but lets just stick to he. made an autonomous program Us. , apart from patches, in theory God doesn't have to intervene since everything would be working as planned.

Look man, I'm not trying to troll or convert you, I'm just giving you the counter point of view to yours to help add perspective.
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#76 - drpenguinz (10/01/2015) [-]
"Everything in the universe follows conservation laws"
thats still nothing proven
its a logical assumption, but there is no kinda proof that the universe isnt somehow gaining energy.
under the assumption that it expands with the speed of light is surely doesnt lose any kinda energy...but we wont ever be able to prove that it doesnt gain energy either.

"that everything is caused"
again an observation. how would we be able to prove that? its just a fitting concept in our way of understanding things.
imagine there is a "beginning of time". just that doesnt match up to "everything has a cause". because a "cause" is related to time...the "cause" happens before the event.
what caused "the beginning of time" ? nothing...there was no time before time...ya get what im sayin? if there was nothing before the universe existed...what caused it to exist...and so on.
#56 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
theintercourser has a point

Your logic is sound, but then you get into Special Pleading territory by assuming that a god should, could, or would be exempt from the law of causality.

What we have is a recursion loop without an answer.

Saying "I don't know" is a more honest answer than "probably a god"
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#49 - theintercourser (09/30/2015) [-]
I understand, its just a cop out. Instead of just accepting that we don't know everything you just say "God did it".
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#54 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
God is the universe, in every literal sense of the idea. It's simpler to note that the universe itself is this omniscient, omnipotent being capable of aentienve. That to push the idea of "God is the universe."

And following your "There doesn't NEED to be a God..." you're right...there doesn't NEED to be a God, but you also didnt NEED to get out of bed today, did you? Did you NEED to go on funnyjunk's? Or is it more you just did? It's simply a thing that happened?
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#57 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
Your first line is a claim without evidence.

Your second line is a non-sequitur that isn't really relevant or prove anything.
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#59 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
My first line also isn't a claim to try and prove anything.

Nor was this whole conversation you apparently only read one comment of before replying to trying to prove anything. There was a concern of necessity and possibility, and it was trying to be addressed.

If you feel like nutting over absolutes and proofs, I'd be happy to oblige. You'll be heavily disappointed though, considering I don't discuss religion to prove anything, and you seem the sort to presume I am.
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#61 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
I don't presume anything.
Just mentioning that your comment didn't really add anything.
#62 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
My comment noting a possibility for the nature of the universe didn't add anything to a discussion on the possible nature of the universe?

And what did you add to the discussion?
#63 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
>>#56

Anyone can note a possibility. I can note the possibility of the universe being located at the bottom of a giant cosmic pudding cup, but that's not a comment that's WORTH anything unless it has any support to lend it merit.

Your comment about not needing to get out of bed is an entirely different thing. The argument has been about things needing a cause, and while that may be true, it doesn't mean the cause must be a god. Relating that to what he did today just comes across as snide and shallow.

And I did read it all, thanks.
#66 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
And what does this "support" look like, to you? You note absurd examples not because you want to have any sort of serious philosophical discussion, but because you're too far into the notion of what's been seen over whats entirely possible. It's a discussion on philosophy, not hard science.

When Rene Descartes analysed the possibilities for existence in including the "brain in a jar" hypothesis, he wasnt asking people to believe him on the merit that it was a potential objective truth, he did so to analyze the implications "were it objectively true".

So yes, it is entirely possibly the universe sits at the bottom of a pudding cup, but my guess is you don't actually give a shit about discussing the existential implications of that possibility. You noted it because you wanted to make a snide quip at how pointless you find existential, philosophical discussions to be.

Which then begs the ultimate question of why anyone should then care about what you'd have to say in one.
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#67 - YllekNayr (09/30/2015) [-]
Not at all. If I felt it were pointless I wouldn't participate at all.
I just try to point out weak arguments when I see them.
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#68 - lolollo (09/30/2015) [-]
Im also not going to make a strong argument about my religious feelings, which I've given thought to over the course of the last 5 years, as the first coent leading to a discussion on this website. This site has become such a ludicrously conservative circle jerk when it comes to personal preferences and opinions that I was just as likely to receive poorly thought out retorts of how stupid I was being as I was absolutely no reply and about 200 negative thumbs.

Which I why, when you see a comment like that, you reply with your questions and concerns you know, to show actual interest instead of some rhetorical nonsense of "your comment was pointless."
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#73 - YllekNayr (10/01/2015) [-]
I don't have actual interest in your particular thoughts.
I'm trying to get you to re-structure them.
I know it came across as abrasive, but I'm just reading down the line and noticed your comment didn't add anything, so you might want to expound on it or back it up with something.
This is the last comment I'll make now.
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#74 - lolollo (10/01/2015) [-]
"I just want you to restructure."

And I'm going to guess that the ideal structuring of my thoughts would look completely coincidentally, mind you! suspiciously like how your thoughts are structured...
#1 - "What the **** is this!"  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2015 on The Remote Control Game +232
#13 - aaronsalsa (10/01/2015) [-]
Aww gee Satan I was just lookin for sum batterys
#15 - ohemgeezus (10/01/2015) [-]
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#26 - thrifty (10/01/2015) [-]
10/10 skill, subject matter though...
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#43 - supersixfourr (10/01/2015) [-]
Why do ponies NEED a thumb down?
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#44 - thrifty (10/01/2015) [-]
I didn't. And they don't. Chill winston.
#2 - Hello darkness, my old friend,I've come to talk with you… 09/30/2015 on girl's crazy 0
#1 - Picture 09/30/2015 on Great Gatsby! +3
#2 - War is hell. 09/30/2015 on lil' kittah +18
#1 - I keep hearing that audio, but I have no idea where it came fr…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/28/2015 on When Modders enters a game. 0
#2 - comicironic (09/28/2015) [-]
The Game Grumps Sonic '06 playthrough. Sonic '06: WHAT IS THIS? - PART 20 - Game Grumps
This particular clip starts at about 7:40, but I suggest you watch the entire playthrough from the beginning.
#6 - fazbearxplain (09/29/2015) [-]
TFW old grumps featuring Jon...
#7 - fazbearxplain (09/29/2015) [-]
...will never happen again.
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#9 - iitoxictz (09/29/2015) [-]
Why not?
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#11 - fazbearxplain (09/29/2015) [-]
jons all the way in new jers...somewhere else in america, arin is still with daniel avidan best current grump and they have a few too many disagreements over junk. honestly arin is a bad influence over jon and should continue not being anywhere near him
#15 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
A bad influence how? I'm not up to date on all this
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#17 - fazbearxplain (09/29/2015) [-]
basically arin has a huge, god damn taste for vidya games they have to be perfectly perfect, anything arin disagrees with gives the game an F- and sucks at playing them, whereas Jon knows a good game when he sees it. Also Jon is funny
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#12 - heartlessrobot (09/29/2015) [-]
Yeah but Jon is fucking hilarious by himself.
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#30 - scandalouszander (09/28/2015) [-]
ima be honest i get where you guys are coming from, i cant see it as a moustache
#27 - shadowdmoon (09/28/2015) [-]
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#6 - zionsype (09/27/2015) [-]
wat
#8 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Mustache. Someone made a post about how all the lips on Kim Possible look like mustaches
#19 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
I thought that ever since I first saw the show. Always bothered me, but I fought through it cuz the show was worth it
#9 - zionsype (09/28/2015) [-]
Why did I ask
Why did you answer
What have you done
#29 - megayoming (09/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to the club you will never not see this unless your extremely drunk but no amount of cold showers can wash away this pain.
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#22 - donbionicle (09/28/2015) [-]
I'm just amazed you've been unaware of this for more than a decade.
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#2 - I don't know about you, but they look pretty Nordic to me. 09/27/2015 on © laws 0
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#8 - I tried to make it look scarier... 3spooky5me  [+] (7 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Tumblr images get a lot of... +48
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#107 - wtfduud (09/26/2015) [-]
Does it have annihilator 6?
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#103 - obviousxplains (09/26/2015) [-]
RIP Zendikar
#97 - anon (09/26/2015) [-]
try this
#21 - pocketstooheavy (09/26/2015) [-]
Bitches, bitches, bitches.
#17 - sirgawain (09/26/2015) [-]
"As you once did for vacuous Rom...
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes."
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#12 - zionsype (09/25/2015) [-]
Nigga that's kawaii
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#10 - xevilpenguinx (09/25/2015) [-]
Hi Emrakul.
#35 - Ahh, I remember my favorite moment in that game. >… 09/24/2015 on Dwarf Fortress 10, Between... +5
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#43 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
you forgot to change the measurements at the bottom
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#37 - iqequalzero (09/24/2015) [-]
You took all the time to edit the OP in there so it looked nice, but you couldnt be arsed to change the Down into an Up so it actually makes sense?
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#20 - anonasdaasdasd (09/24/2015) [-]
Related
#3 - whatdoyawant (09/23/2015) [-]
through*
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#4 - TrekieTwo (09/23/2015) [-]
Fixed
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#10 - My Rectum When 09/20/2015 on MRW I try to bring back old... 0
#11 - Are you dumbasses really believing this? The site "Infowa…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2015 on SWEDEN YES +11
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#37 - nanako (09/21/2015) [-]
imo alex jones is a 50/50 mix of truth and insanity.


read with a pinch of salt
#34 - skebaba (09/20/2015) [-]
>Implying they weren't done by the New World Order.
What's next? Are you gonna tell me that jet fuel CAN melt steel beams???
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#21 - norkasthethird (09/20/2015) [-]
A broken clock is right twice a day, y'know
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#13 - schnizel (09/19/2015) [-]
It's also on many other sites, but I like the jew.

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User avatar #17 - rockerforlife (10/22/2015) [-]
im an atheist but god bless your soul for that comment

doot doot
#18 to #17 - TrekieTwo (10/22/2015) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Good afternoon.
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Pretty good, you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Getting ready for work so I can find people to do art projects for me later
User avatar #15 to #14 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Neat. What kin of job do you have?
User avatar #16 to #15 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
*kind
User avatar #5 - melasi (05/12/2015) [-]
geek
User avatar #4 to #3 - TrekieTwo (10/30/2014) [-]
lolwut?
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you have been visited by a meme, repost 3 times or you will be memed
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#1 - chummyxray ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Found you
Found you
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