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TrekieTwo

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Date Signed Up:9/21/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Floating through the intestines of time
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Highest Content Rank:#1374
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Content Views:259216
Times Content Favorited:271 times
Total Comments Made:722
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Favorite Tags: Art (2) | Boobs (2) | osama (2)

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#5 - "Yea guys, those uneducated females can just win any argu… 10/19/2015 on Vagina > right? 0
#1 - Picture 10/19/2015 on Cock +3
#5 - Picture 10/18/2015 on (untitled) +43
#1 - I thought onee-chan was brother in weeb speak.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2015 on Cute Llama 0
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#4 - peliaosfiendline (10/16/2015) [-]
onii is big brother, onee is big sister. Damn japanese couldn't be bothered to make the two sound different from each other.
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#7 - aznzeus (10/16/2015) [-]
onee is pronounced "oh-neigh"
onii is pronounced "oh-knee"
Gosh

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#16 - peliaosfiendline (10/16/2015) [-]
#2 - Comment deleted 10/15/2015 on (untitled) -1
#15 - Picture 10/13/2015 on Beautiful & stunning NATO... +1
#1 - Picture 10/11/2015 on Expectations +14
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2015 on Donald Trump +12
#5 - ingloriousgamer (10/11/2015) [-]
#1 - When they're low on Chipotle sauce.  [+] (17 new replies) 10/10/2015 on lava collection +362
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#99 - classybot (10/11/2015) [-]
When the sewer cleaning crew takes care of a Taco Bell aftermath
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#58 - crazycommando (10/11/2015) [-]
when putting tabasco in my ass just wasn't enough
#56 - satoshimiwa (10/11/2015) [-]
when I am collecting lava with a pickaxe and cooling it down in water
#69 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
why did that make me laugh so hard
#70 - assantum (10/11/2015) [-]
Because you found the joke funny
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#71 - billybeee (10/11/2015) [-]
thanks
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#74 - huzibizi (10/11/2015) [-]
thank
#97 - zmranger (10/11/2015) [-]
than...
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#106 - newtamalego (10/11/2015) [-]
tha
#109 - grumpygrandpa (10/12/2015) [-]
th
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#110 - huzibizi (10/13/2015) [-]
t
#35 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
when i need to put lava in a bucket
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#2 - killerliquid (10/10/2015) [-]
When my mixtape needs more fire
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#19 - bigndn (10/11/2015) [-]
When i need to grab some killerliquid
#29 - lordraine (10/11/2015) [-]
When it's my turn to clean the restrooms at Taco Bell.
#23 - omfgninjaneer (10/11/2015) [-]
When I have to clean up after Mexican food diarrhea.
#20 - killerliquid (10/11/2015) [-]
#12 - Typically when scientists talk about sounds in space, they mea… 10/10/2015 on Lowest Sound +15
#7 - It got 27% on Rotten Tomatoes. I guess you can say that Pan go… 10/09/2015 on FJ Reviews: Pan in 3D +3
#4 - >Slack off >Get sent to punishment room >Get …  [+] (30 new replies) 10/09/2015 on Sweet gig +247
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#81 - potrsr (10/09/2015) [-]
trust me. It's not as fun as it sounds. Sure at first i's awesome. Watch movies all shift play video games etc and your getting paid for it. Awesome!
I came to my nighshift today only to do nothing. I usal at least have something to do. Not tonight. I have NOTHING TO DO FOR 6 HOURS! And it's 10th in a row! I fucking hate low seasons!

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#48 - opticmonkey (10/09/2015) [-]
Really tho, I've had jobs where I get paid to do nothing. It's mindnumbing and can really be depressing when you go home every day knowing that you accomplished absolutely nothing, and phone games are only fun for so long
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#74 - masonfool (10/09/2015) [-]
>sneak laptop

>sneak wi-fi card

????

profit
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#70 - sirsnipes (10/09/2015) [-]
What seems to be the prob? Read articles, study, read a book - heck write a book. Watch series. Play some vidya games - stream. Work on your own start up when you don't have to do menial jobs.
#63 - nebuelaeus (10/09/2015) [-]
That's the thing though. You can make it entertaining. You can do whatever you want. You already know they are basically trying to get rid of you. What are they gonna do if you fuck around? Fire you? It was going to happen anyways.
#54 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
I know that feel, and its really annoying that noone else seems to realise how boring it would be when you tell them
#57 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
you don't know the joy that is reading fanfiction
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#8 - kijajouteh (10/09/2015) [-]
You'd get really frustraing tasks and shit, like "count the amount of the letter z in this story."

And they also don't tell them that they're being sent to a banishment room.
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#52 - rebornpotato (10/09/2015) [-]
Then you could literally make up a number and they would never know because what are they going to check? "How many Z's are in there" "At least 2"
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#59 - restorf (10/09/2015) [-]
They send another guy to the banishment room to check it out. And then another guy to make sure that guy isn't lying either.

Plot Twist: The entire company is in the banishment room and they don't know it.
#66 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**you know too much....
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#34 - marno (10/09/2015) [-]
You're already in the banishment room, what are they going to do if you don't?
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#25 - chaossniper (10/09/2015) [-]
there are 24521 z in this story

here check it yourself

or download pdf version of the story and ctrl f
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#33 - sailorstarsun (10/09/2015) [-]
Download with what? That computer you think they`re gonna give you?
#58 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
phone. Lap top. no internet, call a friend have them do it real quick. Read the book the rest of the day, or spend the rest of the time looking for a new job.
#18 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
So don't count the Z's then, what are they gonna do? SEND YOU TO THE PUNISHMENT ROOM??
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#45 - OOOnelsonOOO (10/09/2015) [-]
No, if you refuse to do task, or do them incorrectly, you can be fired without benefits.

So it's win/win for them.
#83 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
is that not the point of the room? so you quit and they do not have to pay you the money they would if they just layed you off in the first place?
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#64 - fjkabob (10/09/2015) [-]
you only don't get benefits if you quit, otherwise they wouldn't waste time with a banishment room and just fire you
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#98 - OOOnelsonOOO (10/10/2015) [-]
There are three ways to lose your job:

1) You quit. You get no benefits.
2) You are fired. You do get benefits.
3) You do no complete assigned tasks, or do them incorrectly, and are fired. You do not get benefits.

When they put you in the "punishment room" you will end up in option 1 or 3, with no benefits.
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#102 - fjkabob (10/11/2015) [-]
You can't be fired without benefits for doing tasks incorrectly or incompletely. You can only be laid off, which requires unemployment benefits. You can only be fired without benefits if you're fired for misconduct/disciplinary reasons.

The banishment room is for people they want to lay off. They can fire people with no unemployment benefits for misconduct easily, but they send people to the banishment room if they're doing their jobs incorrectly/too slowly.
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#103 - OOOnelsonOOO (10/12/2015) [-]
> disciplinary reasons.

Such as "doing tasks incorrectly or incompletely"?
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#104 - fjkabob (10/12/2015) [-]
Have you heard of anyone getting detention for getting an F?
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#106 - OOOnelsonOOO (10/12/2015) [-]
I now realize that's not the point you were addressing.

The people they want to lay off are sent to these rooms, so that they will quit of their own, even though they'd not yet done anything wrong (before being sent there)
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#107 - fjkabob (10/12/2015) [-]
I'm happy we could see eye to eye
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#105 - OOOnelsonOOO (10/12/2015) [-]
School and work are not the same thing.

And yes, I've heard of people getting write ups and then fired for doing work incorrectly, or incompetently.
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#11 - blackmore (10/09/2015) [-]
*presses control F* about 27
#15 - electrictroll (10/09/2015) [-]
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#13 - radicalkid (10/09/2015) [-]
That reminds me of the Stanley parable.
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#10 - chaosascendingx (10/09/2015) [-]
I've bullshitted through high school and college
This is what I was raised to do
#1 - "TACTICAL FRIDGE INCOMING!"  [+] (3 new replies) 10/08/2015 on Stay frosty +51
#3 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
Apparently Tac Fridges are a real thing.
#4 - razerdude (10/09/2015) [-]
>stay frosty
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#10 - solidderking (10/09/2015) [-]
everyone within 20 miles staid frosty
even the children

#ban Tactical Fridges
#5 - What the hell were they trying to achieve?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/08/2015 on WASTED +17
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#40 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
The whole reason Russia has a dash-cam fad is because there are a huge number of people jumping into traffic in order to commit insurance fraud. Have you ever been so lazy and without employable skill that you literally throw yourself in traffic as a day job?

In America you get similar results amongst rednecks unable to figure-out welfare fraud.
#44 - otakutako (10/08/2015) [-]
This. From my understanding of Russian insurance laws they installed dash cams into all vehicles as an insurance requirement because of insurance fraud.
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#30 - talpss (10/08/2015) [-]
Liftoff.
#8 - dscrim (10/08/2015) [-]
**dscrim used "*roll picture*"**
**dscrim rolled image**Thats the question isn't it. Why_ did_ the chicken cross the road?
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#7 - hopporto (10/08/2015) [-]
They were trying to cross the street i think...
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#6 - BlizzXonetwothree (10/08/2015) [-]
Insurance fraud.
#2 - Airport Tip #2308 Wanna get fisted but don't trust r…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2015 on airport hacks +53
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#4 - midgettitwank (10/07/2015) [-]
you make me laugh like the fresh wind from autumn slowly caresses the bare cheeks of homeless doggers
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#6 - That's completely unrealistic and wrong. School shooters… 10/06/2015 on Too +5
#11 - Idk, I really like the concept of Sim battles. Where the enemy…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2015 on #JustKV-2things 0
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#12 - trostell (10/06/2015) [-]
I dunno, something about World of Tanks satisfies and infuriates in equal measure. War Thunder just lacks that in its tank gameplay. That and the horribly unbalanced vehicles and no apparent effort to even attempt to fix it just drove me from War Thunder completely.
#9 - That I will never know because I gave up on WT. I got burnt ou…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2015 on #JustKV-2things 0
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#10 - trostell (10/06/2015) [-]
Yeah...War Thunder just...really isn't that good of a tank game. It's realistic to the point of poor gameplay when it comes to tanks. You want your tanks to feel like war machines, not origami. I know tanks aren't actually that strong, but the way it's handled in a game like ARMA 2 or Red Orchestra is just better off, even if you are playing from third person. WT realism is great for aircraft, and that's really where it shines, but elsewhere it just feels...lacking. Arbitrarily difficult to people who aren't trying to powergame it like some sort of e-sports player.
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#11 - TrekieTwo (10/06/2015) [-]
Idk, I really like the concept of Sim battles. Where the enemy could be anywhere hiding and you have to be the better hider, but thats also ruined by the fact that anyone can turn off bushes negating cover. I guess I'll stick to grinding free xp in my Fury back at WoT.
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#12 - trostell (10/06/2015) [-]
I dunno, something about World of Tanks satisfies and infuriates in equal measure. War Thunder just lacks that in its tank gameplay. That and the horribly unbalanced vehicles and no apparent effort to even attempt to fix it just drove me from War Thunder completely.
#1 - My reaction to this. 10/06/2015 on Scottish Hentai +43
#1 - I see you're trying to install Chrome. 10/06/2015 on shit... +93

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User avatar #17 - rockerforlife (10/22/2015) [-]
im an atheist but god bless your soul for that comment

doot doot
#18 to #17 - TrekieTwo (10/22/2015) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Good afternoon.
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Pretty good, you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Getting ready for work so I can find people to do art projects for me later
User avatar #15 to #14 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Neat. What kin of job do you have?
User avatar #16 to #15 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
*kind
User avatar #5 - melasi (05/12/2015) [-]
geek
User avatar #4 to #3 - TrekieTwo (10/30/2014) [-]
lolwut?
User avatar #2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
you have been visited by a meme, repost 3 times or you will be memed
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