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#19 - His balls. 10/27/2015 on Checkmate +17
#1 - Stay Frosty 10/27/2015 on When first frost hits and... +1
#2 - Picture 10/26/2015 on When I take my racist... +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2015 on When I take my racist... +1
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#1 - Fixed for you  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2015 on Little bastards had no chill! +1
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#16 - And you sir, are delusional and a drama queen, but just assumi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2015 on UNILAD is going full-on tumblr -2
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#18 - killerjhtwo (10/26/2015) [-]
And you're retarded for not realising I was using extreme examples to make my point clerer.
See.
Starting off with an insult just makes you look like an asshole doesn't it.
And you mentioned Jack Harkness.
That was his character.
The whole issue is just changing the characters just because people shout about SJW issues. It should not be done.
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#12 - killerjhtwo (10/25/2015) [-]
Okay.
I like Star Trek TNG.
I don't like the original, I don't like Voyager, and odyssey was just like a bad fandiction and I couldn't deal with it even though the ship looked awesome.
Now, my favourite things about TNG are Captain Picard and Data.
Data because he's odd, but given the opportunity can make some kickass command decisions.
Captain Picard because he's everything I'd like to be.
He has had a wild past but he's matured into a fiercely intelligent individual with a trong moral compass who commands resepct, not just as a captain, but as a skilled diplomat and a general awesome dude, even if he has a few foibles such as an unwillingness for public displays of initimacy, moral to a fault, and not good with children or overbearing persons. All this whilst remaining a proud Frenchman who still respects his roots and the traditions and history of not only his own country, but of many counties and cultures. Even cultures of other planets that are both present, and long ancient.

Okay so:

That's how Picard was written. Apart from a few moments, all of what you see of Captain Picard, is Captain motherfucking Jean Luc Picard.
Imagine this re-make they're going on about.
Captain John Luke Picard (pronounce Pick-rd)of some town in the suburbs of California boards his Milky Way Class star-ship in the Apple iDock and takes command of his crew of 1000 beings that are each individual and from a different culture and race.
The first 5 episodes are the American captain touring the decks twiddling his american football and listening to each of the 1000 crew members introduce themselves and explain their culture and why it should be appreciated.
John agrees and jews his gum whilst he listens.
He tells each person to "call me Johnny". Then goes to the bridge, cracks a fresh gluten free bud and orders the crew to microtransact their way out of the iDock and out into space as they have an intergalactic feminist cuddle convention to attend, and attendance for all beings in the galaxy is mandatory.

You see, it just destroys the character and the setting completely.
Another example would be suddenly inserting a Woman doctor who in between the 3rd and the 4th.
It's just not the character.
The doctor has always been described as an eccentric man.
This is why I don't agree with Idris Elba playing Bond.
The character is just not that.
James Bond is a public school Naval officer who got a job with military intelligence and is one of the most prolific womanisers since ghengis khan.
Even Ian Fleming, the creator.
Created this character as white. (As in the picture is what Ian Fleming had commisioned to explain the character)
I had issues with blondie mcwhatsis face too.
because bond wasn't intented to be blonde.
You can't just change the character that's been described as something. It just ruins the vision and the character itself.
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#16 - TrekieTwo (10/26/2015) [-]
And you sir, are delusional and a drama queen, but just assuming that they handed off Bond to one of those obscure sjw tumblr blogs that FJ loves to fish up. They are not going to turn James Bond into some hipster that'll politely ask each henchmen their preferred pronouns before killing them and heading off to Starbucks. Hollywood isn't that bold. What is most likely going to be changed is the gender of James Bond and/or the gender of people he/she goes after and some gender/sexual inequality statement put in there at the most. It is entirely possible for James Bond to be gay and still be a heroic sexual demon (Just look at Jack Harkness) , or Janet Bond being the same. Hollywood is just trying to tap into a new market.

To be honest, you should be happy that this is happening to James Bond, he's a popular icon, has been for years, and more still to come. If you hate it, then just wait, this social justice in movies is just a mainstream trend, nothing more, nothing less. It'll pass eventually and the typical James Bond you love will be back.

Also,you should have your daddy come check your closet to make sure that there are no SJW monsters hiding in there before you go to bed at night, under the bed too, and maybe have a nightlight to scare them off just to be safe.
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#18 - killerjhtwo (10/26/2015) [-]
And you're retarded for not realising I was using extreme examples to make my point clerer.
See.
Starting off with an insult just makes you look like an asshole doesn't it.
And you mentioned Jack Harkness.
That was his character.
The whole issue is just changing the characters just because people shout about SJW issues. It should not be done.
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Mandy +126
#14 - lemanrouste (10/25/2015) [-]
I'm taking yours, and you can have mine.
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#20 - It was an honor, Great Leader. 10/25/2015 on TrekieTwo's profile 0
#7 - Looks like H20 Delirious finally went mad.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Racist -8
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#11 - insaneflame (10/25/2015) [-]
guess you could say he was.

Delirious.
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#13 - vgmddg (10/25/2015) [-]
#4 - Care to show us these "al" accurate geodetic tests?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Empirical Evidence 0
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#6 - thevaulthunter (10/26/2015) [-]
It's not "al", it's "AI". A robot known as the Periodically Ethical Neurologically Intelligent System (P.E.N.I.S. for short, like yours) conducted many tests.
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#4 - "WHAT? I can't hear you from the ******* Moon!&quo…  [+] (34 new replies) 10/25/2015 on YOGURT BURN +33
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#91 - wobblewub (10/25/2015) [-]
So yeah if two guys are standing on the moon and one kills the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
#42 - phoenixactual (10/25/2015) [-]
What's that? Russia set an off planet driving record with a lunar rover that looked like a bathtub, that still stands to this day, before we ever even orbited the moon? That's just insane. Wait, what's that? They also landed probes on Venus and Mars? Well that's just insane
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#88 - heartlessrobot (10/25/2015) [-]
The musket was invented before the SCAR.
That doesn't mean the musket has won.
#147 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
I think first person in space, first extraplanetary probes, first lunar rover, AND first mars landing before we even reached the moon wins the space race, bub.
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#148 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
So they finished the first three laps and stopped running, while America finished with a 4th lap.
#149 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
Do you know why we stopped going to the moon? It was too expensive. The russians saw that, and figured "eh, we've done enough, let's stop throwing money at it". While we're on the subject, historically speaking, you do realize the whole point behind the Apollo program was to show off superior rocket technology in the world's biggest dick measuring contest, right? We didn't even send scientists teoil the last mission, the whole point was to show we could build rockets that could deliver a heavy payload literally anywhere. Get over it, we aren't in the space race any more, and considering Russia set about 90% of the firsts in space exploration, I think it's safe to say we didn't exactly win. First humans on the moon, vs first everything else. Figure it out. I don't give a shit anyways, nationalism is a stain on our existence when you consider we're squabbling over pebbles, when we can't even measure the true size of the universe around us. Just remember, borders are invisible from space
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#150 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
Doing it first doesn't mean you did it best.
We're stepping closer and closer to colonizing other planets.
#151 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
Still ignoring the fact that nationalism is really quite meaningless, I see. We shouldn't be trying to do this just for the good of one country, we need to explore for the good of all humanity
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#152 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
I'd much rather my whole country flip the rest of the world the double bird as they rocket off into the stars, exploring the universe, than bring the conflict with them.
#153 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
Ignoring the fact that global cooperation in space exploration actually brings countries together towards a common goal, and played a part in ending the cold war. But yeah, keep telling yourself that America alone reigns supreme over all other nations, it's that kind of thinking that starts wars in the first place
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#154 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
I personally cannot see the benefit to having all the Israelites and Palestinians in the same space ship.
While we have billions of years before the sun goes out, we might only have a thousand before Yellowstone erupts. We need to get off this rock. But we can't take out problems with us. If leaving behind other nations means my descendants survive, and the human race continues, I'd prefer that. There are just too many people not ready for space travel. Look at the entirety of Africa. India. Israel and Palestine. Being on the same planet causes violence, these people would not survive being on the same ship together.
#157 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
To emphasize what I said earlier, joint scientific exploration has a way of bringing together the most unlikely of groups. Look at the US and Russia. Until Putin took power, we actually had a pretty good relationship going on after we started doing joint space missions together. And just because some countries have extremist groups doesn't mean those group[s represent the majority of that country. Most of the human race still wants to live together without conflict.
#155 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
So you're saying only the countries you feel deserve to survive should have the means to explore? that's eugenics on a global scale
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#156 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
The only countries that deserve to survive and explore are the ones that can do it themselves.
If we stay behind to help, we won't survive either.
#158 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
We're one fucking species, dude, people can get over their differences, it happens constantly worldwide. This is why nationalism is a stain on the human race, people somehow get this fucked concept that they're better than others just because they have a better situation. It doesn't work like that. You don't have some inherent right to do better than others just because you were born in a country that didn't even exist until 1776
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#159 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
I understand that. But there are people that are not putting aside their differences, and would rather blow the spaceship out of the sky via suicide bomber than let the people on there survive. So everyone has to be screened, and there will be people left behind because they are a danger.
#160 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
And that's why we don't let terrorists on spaceships. But you don't get to say one specific country gets to hold a monopoly on scientific exploration that benefits the entire human race, nobody has that right
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#161 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
And what about people that cannot sustain themselves?
That cannot and will not benefit their fellow people?
That live to just leech off of what is given to them, without working for it?
#164 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
On a side note, deep space exploration is too damn expensive for just one group or another to accomplish, we need global cooperation if we can hope to survive. Nationalism is not sustainable in scientific exploration, all it takes is one look at the world from orbit to put all that aside in a heartbeat. Pretty much every astronaut since the first soviet missions has said this after returning
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#165 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
That's because only scientists and trained astronauts have seen the world from space.
An African Warlord looking at the earth from space would only be changed for the worse.
#175 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
And now we're back on this. You don't get to say who lives or dies, you're not the appointed judge of all humanity
#173 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
Ok, so now we're getting out of third world countries, and telling people in our own damn country they don't deserve to live. Not much better of an argument, buddy. Mainly because it ignores the fact that most of the people living off government assistance have no say over their situation. Are you seriously going to tell me someone who literally can't change their situation deserves to die because of it?
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#174 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
No, I'm saying people that don't try to change their situation don't.
#169 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
Ignoring, of course, the fact that your arguments have almost entirely been about preventing third world countries from being part of the international scientific community, based solely on geographical point of origin. Again, racist as shit
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#171 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
I'm basing it more on how they work in their country.
I believe there are people worth saving, no matter where. Like the boy in the African village who built a windmill, or the ones that actually plant the seeds given to them instead of eating it as grain.
Like the hard working North Korean people.
Not like people living off of benefits in a 1st world country without even trying for a job.
#167 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
And every African uis a warlord waiting to happen, so they don't deserve to be part of it? Now we're getting out of nationalism and straight into racism
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#170 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
No, they really aren't. But who are to deny someone access because of how they made their living?
#162 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
This isn't about survival, though, this is about pure scientific exploration that benefits all mankind. Besides which, you don't get to say someone else is less deserving of survival just because they were born in a shittier situation than you. If you think being born in a better situation makes you inherently more worthy of survival, you're what the human race is moving away from in the first place.
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#163 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
I think being able to work with your situation instead of sitting in a straw hut all day making babies because your other children starved to death.
No, it's not their fault their country sucks, but it's their fault for not trying to do anything about it.
#172 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
More than half the continent is covered in desert. What isn't is covered by dense rainforest, there's not much land for cultivation left out of all that. And what does grow, is almost instantly shipped out across the world to other countries, there's more than just shiny rocks coming out of Africa. They just live the way they have for thousands of years, because it's all they can afford. And we pay them next to nothing for labor, mines are basically almost slave camps these days.and that's not their doing, the mines and farms are owned by international corporations that leave almost nothing behind when they take the product.
#166 - phoenixactual (10/26/2015) [-]
So it's not the fault of the international banking system that drags third world countries deeper into debt whenever they have to get help from the international community? It's not because 90% of food crops grown in these countries get shipped across the world, leaving almost nothing for the native inhabitants, or the fact that the system is rigged to pull as many resources as possible from a region, while paying out as little as possible? Nah, it's the fault of the people living in countries that already barely have the natural resources to feed their own people, while getting robbed by exporters that pay next to nothing because it's cheap labor. This isn't their fault, the rest of the world is robbing these people blind at times. How can you say you deserve survival more than they, when they have no say whatsoever in their situation?
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#168 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2015) [-]
The only actual resources being taken from Africa are precious gems and such, which have no use in survival. They have stone and wood, yet live in mud and scrap.
Empires were built on countries with just as much or sometimes less.
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#26 - polarpulse (10/25/2015) [-]
Er uh, a-are you going to need some help getting down from there, or is it going to be like that movie where some dude gets stuck in mars?
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#33 - thatonesouthernkid (10/25/2015) [-]
*survives alone and colonizes mars
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#4 - tapeboy (10/25/2015) [-]
that's a buttplug.
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#5 - xtrmbragnrytz (10/25/2015) [-]
Not sure if it's intentional. but he'a had a few too many sex toys on his show before
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#20 - marioslmg (10/25/2015) [-]
I didn't know we were chipmunks.
#8 - Long live the king.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Roomba +455
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#19 - polykid (10/25/2015) [-]
"Long live the clean..." .......
#14 - wowtransmogdude (10/25/2015) [-]
"Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"


I don't know what sounds Roomba's make, but I think "vrrrrr" is close enough.
#26 - anon (10/25/2015) [-]
Cousin!
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MFW not signed in
#30 - mirukawa (10/25/2015) [-]
mfw part 4 anime
#16 - TrekieTwo (10/25/2015) [-]
"Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
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#9 - cisdroidcommander (10/25/2015) [-]
well done
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#34 - donbionicle (10/24/2015) [-]
Here you are.
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#15 - lightninghedgehog (10/24/2015) [-]
and they say hulk is a monster
#16 - Typical landing in KSP Excluding the ones that end in fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2015 on Landing in harsh crosswinds... +45
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#24 - jacoban (10/23/2015) [-]
honestly never succesfully landed liek this.
either its a straight line and brakes, or something that starts just liek this webm but somehow ends with the plane losing 90% of its parts.
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#34 - zomaru (10/23/2015) [-]
>Only 90%
You must be doing something right.
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#12 - donbionicle (10/22/2015) [-]
Kuro!
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#48 - badgoodass (10/22/2015) [-]
Dootium
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#39 - mechgeek (10/22/2015) [-]
Thank meteor skeletal.
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#19 - hxhmaniac (10/21/2015) [-]
sp00ked
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#37 - corsairjoshua (10/22/2015) [-]
Hot damn that's high quality all around
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#14 - sanitarysan (10/21/2015) [-]
the spookiest of all colors

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User avatar #17 - rockerforlife (10/22/2015) [-]
im an atheist but god bless your soul for that comment

doot doot
#18 to #17 - TrekieTwo (10/22/2015) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Morning.
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Good afternoon.
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How are you?
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Pretty good, you?
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Getting ready for work so I can find people to do art projects for me later
User avatar #15 to #14 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Neat. What kin of job do you have?
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*kind
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geek
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lolwut?
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Found you
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