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TrekieTwo

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Date Signed Up:9/21/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#11 - Good afternoon.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2015 on TrekieTwo's profile 0
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#12 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
How are you?
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#13 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Pretty good, you?
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#14 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Getting ready for work so I can find people to do art projects for me later
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#15 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Neat. What kin of job do you have?
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#16 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
*kind
#9 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/26/2015 on TrekieTwo's profile 0
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#10 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Morning.
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#11 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Good afternoon.
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#12 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
How are you?
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#13 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Pretty good, you?
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#14 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Getting ready for work so I can find people to do art projects for me later
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#15 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Neat. What kin of job do you have?
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#16 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
*kind
#10 - No problem. I love to make people laugh and smile. I hope you … 06/26/2015 on So satisfying +9
#4 - College students try to ration food like...  [+] (34 new replies) 06/26/2015 on So satisfying +796
#70 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
Being a culinary student is sweet
I have food to bring home after class every day
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#73 - corundumdeath (06/26/2015) [-]
Especially after a pastries class and the projects get so out of hand that they can't sell anything and everyone has to eat them.At one point, I took home an entire Croquembouche. It was glorious.
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#52 - bloodgeme (06/26/2015) [-]
where i from we get paid to go to college/university.

i even get paid moren than 2k (dollars) a month after taxes, you do have my sympathy in America though.
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#88 - zaywoot (06/26/2015) [-]
where the fuck do you live?

We dont get near that in denmark
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#89 - bloodgeme (06/26/2015) [-]
i do live in denmark. check comment 85.

í get 12.5 DKK a month (1k is from boligstøtte)
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#90 - zaywoot (06/26/2015) [-]
hvordan får du så meget? er det ekstra støtten pga du ikke kan arbejde eller sådan? Kender en pige som gør det
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#92 - bloodgeme (06/26/2015) [-]
yup.
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#81 - scizzor (06/26/2015) [-]
You don't get paid that much in educational support in Denmark. That's over 13k DKK.
Especially not after taxes..
Not unless you have various illnesses that render you very handicapped.
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#85 - bloodgeme (06/26/2015) [-]
see the thing is that the requirement is: "to not be able to keep/have a job while you study". and you can get what is equal to twice the normal "SU" as its called.

yup i got ADHD but honestly i dont really see myself as handicaped...
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#140 - scizzor (06/27/2015) [-]
Even then.. Twice the educational support doesn't pay that much after taxes /:
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#141 - bloodgeme (06/27/2015) [-]
do you even know how much you get to study at uni? cuz to me it sounds like you are thinking about the amount you get from gymnasium. the highest you can get in DK to study is just around 5.5k and i get 6k extras plus 1k from boligstøtte. you do the rest of the math.
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#142 - scizzor (07/10/2015) [-]
I don't even know why I work anymore.. I should just go back to studying /:
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#67 - PenguinsOfMars (06/26/2015) [-]
im in the military in the us and i dont even get paid that much
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#69 - bloodgeme (06/26/2015) [-]
yea its pretty sweet to get paid that much to learn how to make games lol.
#83 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
where do you live?
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#86 - chsnake (06/26/2015) [-]
i want to live there
#56 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
When do you pay that back?
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#68 - bloodgeme (06/26/2015) [-]
i never have to. but yes its paid through other peoples taxes ofcourse.
#58 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
Taxes
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#42 - hetzerdk (06/26/2015) [-]
Mister, baked beans and ramen all the way.
#74 - mikethemerciless (06/26/2015) [-]
Fuck ramen, it adds up, buy a 100 pound bag of rice and 300 hotdogs and buns for a grand total of $37, then come talk to me about college living.
#112 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
Holy shit 50lbs of rice costs me like $20, where the hell are you getting these sweet deals?
#136 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
The same place everyone else gets their rice if they are smart the sketchy asian run food place in an out of the way spot like the warehouse district the rule generally is the less english you see the cheaper the rice you can probably get.
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#34 - sanitarysan (06/26/2015) [-]
niggah please, just buy rice everyday and scavenge for other base nutrition to shove in it and you will have all the food you need for low price
#37 - awcskin (06/26/2015) [-]
Rice and tuna or cream of mushroom soup chicken and rice,cheap tastes amazing and you wont die
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#39 - sanitarysan (06/26/2015) [-]
garbage soy sauce makes it taste best
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#50 - geeky (06/26/2015) [-]
What about bullion cubes, aren't they cheap?
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#51 - sanitarysan (06/26/2015) [-]
maybe, but sometimes you have to choose between eating better food and buying a pip-boy, the choice is yours
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#16 - valourinfj (06/26/2015) [-]
I ate a mustard sandwich today.
#100 - lujan (06/26/2015) [-]
>not having a bread sandwich
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#33 - fjacctfucku (06/26/2015) [-]
just add one slice of bologna and you've got something there
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#30 - quackyquack (06/26/2015) [-]
I would let that pass if it was on some nice, heavy rye bread.
#7 - falloutsurvivor (06/26/2015) [-]
you glorious bastard

i had a shitty day then reading you comment made me smile for the first time today
#10 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
No problem. I love to make people laugh and smile. I hope you fix what ever has been happening to you today.
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2015 on #justmedievalthings Complete +229
#81 - hairibar (06/26/2015) [-]
That's the definition of the Dark Souls fat roll right there
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#13 - radicalkid (06/26/2015) [-]
The new Kirby is looking great.
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#18 - mirukawa (06/26/2015) [-]
more like the new Metaknight
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on I present to you...Feminist! +1
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#2 - Comment deleted 06/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#27 - Here, eat an apple. It'll make you look like even more of an a… 06/22/2015 on I like eating apples too +2
#10 - Random Number Generator. Some games have their featur… 06/18/2015 on mr ... who? 0
#30 - I get where you're coming from and I understand that it is fru…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Introverts +3
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#36 - nickelakon (06/16/2015) [-]
I know how that feels man
I live in Indiana, my ex lived in Georgia
my phone was the only way we could talk and eventually it was only through the internet. And my mom wonders why the internet was so important to me at that time (was senior year of highschool)
My reaction was "maybe because I MIGHT want to talk to the girl Ive been DATING for 3 months?"
Bitch still kicked me off it
stole the password though.
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#73 - arreatface (06/16/2015) [-]
I kinda know that feel ?
my ex lived in paris and I live in the south of france so if we wanted to see each other we had 800km to do. But compared to two different states it is a small distance
#88 - While I'm enjoying the PC gaming scene very much nowadays, I k… 06/11/2015 on Glorious PC Master race... +1
#2 - He should apawlogize fur crossing feline. What he did was litt…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on My cat ate my homework +10
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#4 - symmiie (06/11/2015) [-]
I'll do you one better.
#5 - How to make easy money from chumps. >Make a "gamin…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Potato Salad +33
#68 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
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#17 - forsakensaint (06/11/2015) [-]
It works, if there is 1 thing the earth and humanity will always have, it is morons and gullible chumps.
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#7 - Kadzait (06/11/2015) [-]
Wollay, you heartless bastard.
I trusted you.
Cube World was gonna be the next Minceraft.
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#10 - yudodat (06/11/2015) [-]
Dude Cube World was so good and then he just stopped. He made it to release,finally updated 3 months later, and just stopped.
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#51 - yuichka (06/11/2015) [-]
TRION is a big company and probably was the end of Cube World ever since Trove announcement.
#1 - I guess you gotta have the balls to date her.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2015 on thanks ad +2
#4 - marriland (06/10/2015) [-]
So you're saying I should be a dick to her?
#2 - mildlyangryrussian (06/10/2015) [-]
#1 - Ah yes, a well known meme. A 2006 vintage, yes?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on ICH WILL SPIELEN!! +5
#3 - fennis (06/10/2015) [-]
Yes sir, "those days"
#3 - "Autobots, roll out! And do some sick moves!" 06/10/2015 on How to be a badass +33
#4 - Picture 06/10/2015 on food +5
#6 - Picture 06/10/2015 on This is a pencil. +10
#2 - Picture 06/10/2015 on Neat +6
#3 - "Eeeh how much is a brazilian?"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Brazilian Pokemon +71
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#14 - elenalkarnur (06/10/2015) [-]
I don't know exactly. But I feel we shouldn't misunderestimate it.
#5 - Picture 06/10/2015 on Who hurt you miley who made... 0
#10 - Praised be to him 06/09/2015 on This is a Test +1
#7 - "You're ignorant."  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2015 on nature did dat +182
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#92 - manyhydralisks (06/09/2015) [-]
"You cannot handle my potions."
#69 - michaelsendk (06/09/2015) [-]
pretty sure that's Michael Jackson
#74 - herbolifee (06/09/2015) [-]
#42 - voodoomon (06/09/2015) [-]
What are you looking at smoothskin?
#31 - eminemnmnms (06/09/2015) [-]
twinsies
#81 - radiohazard (06/09/2015) [-]
#2 - >Cosmo's and Wanda's color's are Green and Purple. >…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Guava juice +227
#58 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
When people got suspicious, Timmy always said he got it on the internet.

Funnyjunk is on the internet...

Coincidence?
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#48 - sphincterface (06/08/2015) [-]
Wanda isn't purple. She's pink.
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#47 - hopporto (06/08/2015) [-]
Oh fuck
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#3 - rubiksdodecahedron (06/08/2015) [-]
Actually wanda's color is pink. Juandissimo's color is purple.
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#83 - burningchimera (06/09/2015) [-]
Isn't is Wandissimo'? You know, because of the whole fairy puns?
#84 - rubiksdodecahedron (06/09/2015) [-]
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#85 - burningchimera (06/09/2015) [-]
I always assumed it was wand. But i guess magnifico works as a pun.
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#11 - cutter (06/08/2015) [-]
so cosmo and juandissimo are gay lovers, thanks for clarifying!
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#25 - themilkisdead (06/08/2015) [-]
That would explain why everyone is a faggot. It makes perfect sense!
#8 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk is where Cosmo and Juandissimo are doing adultery
#53 - >go do your research and see what germany did before the wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on 9000 Body Outlines Placed... 0
#67 - underthetable (06/08/2015) [-]
I already did.

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User avatar #17 - rockerforlife (10/22/2015) [-]
im an atheist but god bless your soul for that comment

doot doot
#18 to #17 - TrekieTwo (10/22/2015) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Good afternoon.
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Pretty good, you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic (06/26/2015) [-]
Getting ready for work so I can find people to do art projects for me later
User avatar #15 to #14 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
Neat. What kin of job do you have?
User avatar #16 to #15 - TrekieTwo (06/26/2015) [-]
*kind
User avatar #5 - melasi (05/12/2015) [-]
geek
User avatar #4 to #3 - TrekieTwo (10/30/2014) [-]
lolwut?
User avatar #2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
you have been visited by a meme, repost 3 times or you will be memed
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#1 - chummyxray ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Found you
Found you
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