Literally or figuratively speaking?

Because I'm so white that if you turn off the lights, I'll glow in the dark.
I'm so white I piss milk and shit chalk.

Where's my present?...

Ah thanks man. :D

I can't believe you remembered! (Even though you're 4 months late, but whatever)

Thanks.

You are trying to troll me with an anti-MLP picture? ^^

it was pretty similiar to the furry death one
seemed fitting

They're okay.

at least you're honest

Ofcourse I am.

Nice. =)

But why is my cutie mark a briefcase?

I just imagined you as a briefcase maker (As I have no idea what your special talent is)

You could have a dick as my cutie mark.

My special talent is being a dick.

So you wanted me to draw a picture of Lamar Smith as your Cutie mark?

you could have made*

Preferably the one where that robot is ripping up Pinkie.

I have this one

Thanks

Look below.

and this one

Oh...that's...just horrible. But, I need them. So...

Also, do you have the fluttershy one of those?

Just to clear up any questions, I'm not starting to troll broni now. I need this pics to make a point.

I don't have one with Fluttershy being ripped apart.

By the way, what's the point you're trying to make?

Some guy was saying how fabulous fillies don't tolerate haters. I was telling him we did, and then haters came out with stuff like that.

Once again...that's just...bad.

Are you looking for any reaction pics? I mean, I owe you now.

No, I'm good.

lol

Thanks man. =)

Dude...

Are you tring to hit on me?

what makes you say that?

Oh, dunno...

Just a hunch.

You're funny.

The ability to block certain channels will be a god's gift.

Fair enough. I read through a few of your profile comments, and I think I get an idea of where your opposition to bronydom stems from. Can't say I agree with it, but you have a right to your beliefs.

I'm curious, though - why do you insist upon commenting on so many pony posts? It's not like you're going to change people's minds, and it would certainly be more expedient to pinkie down and move on, no?

Don't get me wrong - I much prefer your types of comments to gore and fucked up porn, but it just doesn't make much sense to me.

To increase the awareness of their fa­­ggotry.

They might not be fully conscious of what they post and what they do and say,
so I help them remind it.

Thanks.

I value your appreciation.

There's a bunch of sexually repressed social misfits of male teenagers and grown men obsessing over a kids show about ponies intended for 5-10 year old girls.
Bronie­s are obnoxious, everywhere they go they need to post pictures of ponies and let everyone know that they're a brony and how great the show.
They're also pretentious hypocrites with their so called morals. 'Love and Tolerate' my ass, they can't stand an opinion different than theirs.
Always talking about morals but when all of a sudden somebody posts some twisted lesbian fanart of My Little Pony they all get horny on a bunch of ponies from an innocent kids show.

It's just a kids show FFS. It's a good show, but it's not that special.
Bronie­s are worshipping My Little Pony like it's the second coming of Jesus Christ.
That's not healthy, it's creepy to say the least.

How can people not understand why bronie­s are hated?
Unless you're born deaf and blind, I think it's pretty obvious.

(Also next time don't post a picture of MLP. You know I don't like it, yet you post it. It makes it look like you're provoking, I won't reply the next time.)

Its okay, we gay community still love you! * hugs you*

I specifically asked you not to post pictures of My Little Pony when you're replying to me.

Well it actually wasn't me if you had bothered to read the name bro, but you reaction is something that could have been expected. Lemonparty though? Really dude?

As for a few things you said in reply to my question, no we are not all a bunch of socially inept misfits, myself hardly, and to say we obsess is not entirely true. We post ponies because it's funny. It's not the only thing we post but it gives us an identity on the internet, something you have as being a hater.

All human beings have morals, some more apparent in others, but our "Love & Tolerate" phrase isn't a bad one. If anything it's something you yourself should be taking into consideration both irl and on teh interwebz. We are far from worshipping it. We are giving it the respect a show such as itself deserves, and the message behind is something not usually found today. I'm not saying it takes an entirely different person to appreciate it as well. It's not that hard given the references made in the show as well as it's high production value.

As for why you hate us? It isn't like an internet phenomenon hasn't happened before, this one has worth and meaning and really hits people where they live. *fist to chest* We don't complain about memes because they are funny. Ponies are as well. They are both enjoyable. So why don't you drop your masculinity inferiority complex and learn to look beyond your self assuring bias of hate in order to deem yourself more of a "man".

*brohoof*

TL;DR

I love it when bronie­s waste their time making long comments,
I don't read them.

In that case I take it your capacity to focus is something that you should be ashamed of.

But your negligence amuses me. Please. Do go on.

Go on with what?

I was already done.

Hating.

Also I feel the need to direct you attention to this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaH...

*hugs you again*

I feel the need to share this with you:

www.lemonparty.org

You'll probably get off on it.