looking at funny shit on the internet

interesting tell me more.
any really good ones lately?

i had to be at work for 6:30 am =/ then had to walk back in the snow D= what a shit day lol

yea i had to be here at 6 am, and then i didnt get off till 7pm....but i only had to do like 15 minutes of real work, the rest was just boring as hell.

bummer =/ unfortunatly i often have to real work =/ hate being on my feet all day

toodles

the sweet chillie one is epic, we've just gotten a mini honey mustard wrap thats pretty epic

will you bring me one pllllsssss.....well actually mcd's prolly has enough preservatives in it you can mail it and it should be ok still when it gets here...

you'd be suprised XD i once ate a bigmac that was 2 hours old (on a night shift and we hadnt sold anything so i took the liberty of eating it) and it was fucking horrible XD

big macs are aweful when they are new :P

bigmacs are fucking amazing!

ok....keep talk like that up and you'll be outa the fj hero spotlight in......ok ok im bluffing....but no bigmacs for me plsss

its cool i'd eat them all anyways so you wouldnt have to have one

thanks for takin one for the team :P ill eat all the chicken!

go for it lol i often get sick of chicken coz im often the person who gets stuck cooking it all day =/

yay u are the awesome...i love chicken its just about all i eat.

i dont mind chicken if its like in something, like a stir fry but i dont really like chicken on its own

yea, chicken by itself can get kinda bland and boring.

indeed, i dont really like chicken on the bone either, bits of vein and stuff make me quesy sometimes O_O but only sometimes

i only eat boneless skinless chicken, ill eat chicken on the bone if its free and then i still only eat the white meat

i loooove chicken skin!

its good when its all crispy!

yes! dammit im so hungry =/

nice hat XD

ty ^_^

nawwww :)

heres my older staffie sammy he's about 4 here

im just very opinionated haha so i tend to piss people off

we have like so much in common!

yaaaay

here have a cavalry dachshund!

:O ITS BEAUTIFUL

NO YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL :P ok ok its pretty beautiful too, i have 2 dachshunds and a pit bull and a leopard tortoise. you gots pets?

i have to staffordshire bull terriers 4 chickens and a cat:)

thats awesome, staffordshire terriers are alot like the APBT( American pitbull terrier, which is what i have)

yeah there basicly like a smaller version, pitbulls are banned in the uk lol

alot of people try to get them ban here, and some places in america they are ban but i dont care and they dont enforce it unless your dog attacks someone. but my puppy wouldnt hurt anyone, people misuse them and people like micheal vick give them a bad name....

problem with pitbulls is they have been bred to be acgressive, they imbreed them alot to make them that way, so even if the dogs in a great enviroment it could bite somebody just through the inbredding

but it kinda the same argument with the rape.....you got close enough to my 90lb dog that it could bite you, you knew it had teeth and a huge mouth....yet u still wanted to pet it through the fence.......and then the other spectrum, well it was a 90lb dog(or in rape case 300lb mma fighter who wanted to rape you we will say brock lesnar cause he is scary) ok i had a thought but all i can think of now is brock raping me.... ouch*

its true there are bad breeders, i have never seen a bad pit that wasnt raised to be bad, or like you say someone inbreeds them and they are just unstable dogs that snap any sec, but thats any species whos geneticly manipulated, its just they chose one that was big enough to hurt something, if only they had made pit chihuahuas(or however its spelled) then worst thing that happens is someone loses a toe or ankle

haha true

its sad that people use dogs for fighting, staffies are considered dangerous dogs, ive had 2 in total and their all big softies

^^^^trips :p

i know its annoying isnt it XD im assuming they are the typical funnyjunker whos never been outside

exactly...

and no one would ever tell a girl to show their boobs on fj silly!

oh yeah totally XD everybody here is so legit and nice

it didnt give me the option to reply to ur last post lol, dunno why, (im kinda an fj noob btw)

i rarely do more then lurk and leave the occasional comment so i feel your pain lol

im just a troll for the most part...and i talk to people cause im bored at work, and sometimes i find pretty ladies to talk to ^_~

lol fair one :)

nope was just away from the comp as i had to call my friend

i jk jk :P

haha thankyou :')

unrelated and random but this is how i dance irl, i learned as a child in the 80's watching jean claude van dam movies

when i dance im always drunk =/ so i just wiggle and fist pump haha

well yea i thought you could only dance drunk....i never tried sober...

i dunno some of my friends (and my sisters actually) are good at dancing so they happily do it sober XD i dont like dancing so the urge only comes out when im pissed

theres chocolate under my C key on my laptop and i cant get it out =/

use the hair dryer and melt it! oh wait thats prolly a bad idea sry....i dont make good decisions when i hungry.

im hungry too and theres nothing good in my house :( and i dont get paid till tommrow

I'm at work....i got nothing to eat, i got money but i just cant leave and lunch time isnt for 3 more hours......

laaaame, where do you work?

Teco, its an electric company in tampa florida

i work at mcdonalds XD

i used to work at mcdonalds, like 8 years ago...i was always on window takin orders....i quit after 3 months.

i've worked there for 2 and a half years, luckily my stores alright so ive tolerated it well

cool, if you are from england im sure the mcd's are prolly somewhat different there.

oh god 8 years! really fuck im old

how old are you like? im 22 this year

27, ill be 28 july 14th

thats 3 days after my birthday X)

w00t july ftw!

indeed! i plan to have a drunken picnic for my birthday this year

that sounds fun! i love picnics and getting drunk! and now all i can picture is u and me drunk at a picnic and ur just runnin around wiggling and fist pumping at everything!

haha thats a great image XD

im fine thankyou

doing anything fun for christmas?

hullo there

Want to be friends?

sure why not

yay
so what keeps you coming back to FJ?

genral bordem if im going to be perfectly honest

cool, what's on you're mind?

hullo

hows you this fine day

im alright just tired from work, and yourself?

doin alright just had an interesting League of Legends game,what do you do for work?

i work at the oh so glamours mcdonalds lol

oh that must be interesting, i heard the lunch rush there is HORRid

eh its not so bad when theres decent staff on, can be fun when things are running smoothly, is deffo the worst thing in the world when im stuck working with a load of retards who can manage to put a burger ad some fries in a bag

haha ya im goins to college so i dont have to deal with the lowest of the retards hehe

whatcha studying in college?

Computer information Sciences, im taking the basics at the local community collge then transfering to the university 30 minutes away from my town

thats pretty cool, i never went to uni lol, where do you live?

i live in the west texas panhandle, you?

north Yorkshire England :)

ahh yet another british fj friend i have made,how delightful :3

ive only managed to find like 2 british people on this site lol

i have found many. who have you found?

i cant remeber i delete people off my friends list alot, the talk often quickly goes to my boobs and i cba with it

ahhh you cba with it?

it means can't be arsed

like can't be bothered lol

oh alright

not really, i dont get any enjoyment out of showing strangers my boobs

well ya i dont get enjoyment from showing people my boobs either, and what does cba mean?

took less then 2 seconds to create an account.... why did i ever procrastinate for so long??

i already claimed her bro, damned typing errors

not perfect but pretty damn close

nice hair ! u seem interesting

why thankyou :)