Bahahahah XD nice picture. :P

thank you! :) whats up?

Well, I'm not grounded anymore, so that's a plus. And my hair is SUPER MEGA FUKKEN RED nao.

what was you grounded for?? and i wanna see!!!

Can't show you cuz my webcame died, but cheyeahh. It's pretty fukken awesome. And I was grounded for getting caught with my septum ring. D:

sucks that your webcam died :( and you got grounded for that? im sorry :( we really need to get on at the same time!

Yeahhh. And I still have my septum lol :D

haha very nice!! i'd get beat if i pierced anything of mine. i did my ear once and got yelled at until i took it out :(

That sucks. :/

oh well. i still look good without it.

....?

I had an allergic reaction... to the mustard on that sammich I made yesterday.... But it's only mild. My face didn't blow up or anything... It's just that my throat feels like someone raped it with the broom that Sherry uses on Andrew. >.>

haha did you know that you were allergic? and you made me shudder with the broom thing. at least you didn't get a rake shoved up your ass. that would fucking hurt 0.o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzMGntEuj_U

And mario :D

A girl that i know that likes screamo and memes?
MY LIFE=COME-fUCKING-PLETE

:D :D :D (life=made)

What's your favorite song..? Mines this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jdokTULlvw

<3 asking alexandria

Mine's either Chelsea Smile by BMTH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcoPW53yO3E

or I Declare Goddess (a collab between i declare war and disfiguring the goddess)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA

If ur gonna watch i declare goddess, they only have 3 lyrics:
smell that? awwww shit (one of them farted during the making)
dick in the ass
I am a dinosaur (repeat like 5 times)
the rest is just random screaming XD

I knoooo :D

MOAR SONGS!!!!!!! I NEED NEW MUZAK! U got any moar favorites?

Entombment of a Machine by Job For A Cowboy
Things That Rhyme With Orange by I Set My Friends On Fire
Any song by The Devil Wears Prada
The Murderer by Alesana
Ehhh.. Anything by Asking Alexandria
uhhhhh.... Breaker by For Today
O.o

TRY THIS!
No pity for a coward-Suicide Silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-LrCuwic4o
Circle of nine-disfiguring the goddess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySJWG9L154

#1 caused instant ejaculation
#2 caused an eargasm (orgasm of the ears)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb2W2flJF94

And AGRACEFUL: The Great I Am

OOOOH LISTENT TO I SEE STARS :D :D

Heard em :P I have 1,127 songs on my ipod. :D All of them are metal. When I grow up, imma be teh chick from iwrestledabearonce, if i haven't mentioned it earlier.

You havnt heard circle of nine, the cd/itunes isnt out yet. >.>
and i see stars? a band or a song? nvm, found it. DAMN there good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY&feature=fvwrel

Try We Came As Romans: Roads That Don't End And Views That Never Cease

And the disfiguring the goddess screamer is cameron argon.... hes white >.>

I'm talking about the screamer of I See Stars... >.>

oooooooh. i just went derper.....XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAoVV33Mg4

I had an eargasm at the beginning >.>

and yes, I've heard the circle of nine cuz I was youtube stalking disfiguring the goddesss >.> I just listened to it right before you told me about it. And the screamer is Black :o

epiiccccc <3 <3

IKR?

I love thisss!!! I love screamo growlssss <3 <3 <3 -rapes replay button-

Yus, but i liek mustard. And double rainbows :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3hJhVvGP7k

painful hope you feel better

could be worse you could be him

<==============

Kai, it's kinda low quality... (sorry it took so long, I had to get it off my phone's memory card)

so what is my new friend up too?

Being sick, raping my xbox in the usb port, and wanting cake. But the cake is a lie. GLaDOS says so. >.<

terrible drawing is terrible but done for someone awesome

~ <3

yours is so much better then mine. and a taco??? :D awesome! i love tacos (i be Hispanic)

Btw, I'm norwasian. Norwegian/asain

Tacos are my favorite food. :3 And, i draw anime frequently :D

this is amazing! you are amazing. i hope you know that.

Oh, youuu :3

:3 im speechless. this never happens. i always have something random to say.

<3

<3

^w^

(>^_^)> (giving a hug)
())--^--

<(*...*<) Zombie giving you a hug back :D

yay!

:D. i no longer no what to say :(

How about..... DR. OCTA-MOTHERFUCKING-GONAPUS BLBLBLBLBLAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

that works!! thank you

raping your xbox ubs port? that cant be good for it. and my grandma made cake for no reason today :3. im sorry your still sick :( anything i can do to make you feel better. what about a pic of a zombie cat girl? il draw one for you. even though i suck at drawing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAoVV33Mg4

Listen to that :3

interesting song. what other types of music you like?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDn3GrNwHM4

Yus, that is me D:

you is very good at singing!

Mer.. >.>

mer? i loved it. you has an amazing voice.

Techno, metal.... Look above at the conversation between canihazREDtext and I. That's the music I listen to :D

wow i listen to the same stuff. what kind of techno. you like dubstep?

Yus :D I liek Deadmau5 <3 i also like a type of hardcore/techno called electronica

electronica. like attack attack or what? and semi important question. do you smoke weed?

Attack Attack <3 I Set My Friends On Fire <3

And yes, yes I do :D

....i was just kidding....

its official. your my dream girl. marry me?

Wow. Niiiceeee.

yeah! it was crazy. hows ur weekend going so far?

Stayed up til 4 in the morning playing Black Ops and Jet Set Radio Future and watching Bleach with my friends. :P What about you..?

won a drifting competition against my friends. almost shroomed but decided it was worth hanging out with my brother. and almost got into a fight in school (it was crazy)

I've only been in one fight. Some fat chick making fun of my sexual preferences (I'm bisexual) and so I went "cow tipping"

Wasn't worth it. My karate teacher wuz pissed D:

i hate ppl that start stuff because of sexual preference. total bull. and cow tipping? lol nice. karate huh? you good at karate?

I'm a blue belt in Okinawan Kempo :D

wow!!! all i know is that means you could kick my ass. lol. *note to self. dont piss her off.*

<3 :D

wow! i like!!

DOUBT you could piss me off :P And I can't use karate unless my sensei gives the okay. The only thing you have to worry about is my carbon fiber switchblade ;D

you also like weapons? wow! :3 im in love!! <33

Dude, I'm getting an exact replica of Tensa Zangetsu for my birthday :D

fucking awesome!! do want (not just Tensa Zangetsu)

;D

hey! i just got that pic (i dont check my gmail much sorry.) thats awesome :3

Shank youu :D

:3 your welcome! so whats up?

L337 $P33K.

1'M B31N 4LL N3RDY T0D41.

i feel like i should be ashamed that i know what you said. lol :) glad you know L337

Shank you :D
As a special treat, me dressed up liek a kitteh O.o
I also haz a picture of me looking liek a zombeh. :D

omfg you is cute as a kitty!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna see the zombeh one!!! please!

I wish I looked like this... I would masturbate in front of the mirror all day... O.o

wow. lol. i wouldnt blame you! but i think u look better then that anime girl

Shhhh... TheGodzilla will hear you... >.>

TheGodzilla??

This guy... :S

and why would i not want him to hear me?

Cuz. He'll fire hiz lazar at you :D <3

Ahhh, who am I kidding. He probably don't give a rats ass about me anyways.... -goes into depression over guy mode- ._.

im going to guess you like this guy? or are dating him? or some form of those two things. you should get depressed over a guy. your too awesome to be depressed

I liek him, and he's bipolar about liking me :S

hmmmmmmmm interesting. i dont see how someone could not like you

OOHHH OOHHHHH!!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!!! O:

My name is J.J. :D Duuuuudddeeee!!! And you're fj username is JJSwagger.
I told everyone I had swagg.. >.>

wow. thats weird!

J.J. =Jenny Joe

:D

jenny joe huh? wow. im justin. thats where one j comes from. the other is cause i was bored. id tell you the story of swagger but idk if youd like it. its weird

I wanna knoooooooowwww~~

my friend noticed i walk with a swagger. so i told her it was because my penis was too long and threw me off balance. so she started calling me jjswagger

Haii :D

yay a person that responds.

That's.... epic. :D That story made my day. No lie. :P

thanks. sadly it doesnt have a happy ending. she got mad at me and we no longer talk

:/ That's stupid. >.<
She doesn't know what humor is. :D

no she doesnt!

My friends are great. Just the other day, I was talking to my best guy friend, (keep in mind that I have ADHD) about Geometry. Out of no where, i just stood up and screamo growled: "I HAVE A 10 INCH DONKEY SCHLONG!!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY MIGHTY 10 INCH PENIS!!!! RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

And one time I screamed at him to "STRIP DOWN AND FEED ME WAFFLES"

'Twas epic.

hahahahahaha epic!!!!!!!!!!!!! my best girl friend always tells me to suck her 10 inch black dick.

Yeah, but did she ever SCREAMO GROWL IT?!?!?!?! :D

Imma be the lead singer for iwrestledabearonce when I'm older :3

no. i love iwrestledabearonce!!!! if you do become the singer then theyl have an even sexier singer

D'awwwwhhhh.. :3 Thank youuuuu :D

Understandable. I was asleep O.o

your welcome. sorry i stoped replying. i had an urgent matter at hand that lasted for a while

Understandable... I was asleep O.o

haha nice. wish i could have slept today

I just randomly fall asleep whenever I please :D -cuz I'm a zombeh KITTEH-

lucky! id get yelled at for that

I do too, but then I go and do whatever it is that I'm asked to do, then go right back to sleep. Cuz that's just how I roll.

i like the way you roll

I always respond unless someone annoys/trolls me. o.o

then i shall not troll/annoy you! you seem like someone id like to know

Yay :3 I would post some of my home-made reaction images of me giving you an internet hug, but i'm sick o.o

i sorry your sick! maybe a cute cat gif will make you feel better!

D'awwwww. :3 Here, have a cookie.

COOKIE! i love cookies

-insert cute kitty face, for i do not own a cute enough kitty face reaction image-

a cute ENOUGH kitty face?

Well, i liek zombies, and I liek kittehz... so this will have to suffice. :3

woha. hang on a second. a female that is on the internet. and likes zombies. i think im in love

Dude, my ArmorGames account is T3HZ0Mb3H :D My facebook nickname is "TehZombeh"

wow!




so you have a fb huh?

Yuz, but I don't think I can add you. Parental units blow a fuse if I add someone from the internet that I don't know in rl. >.>

then we shall meet in rl!






we both know it wont happen unless you live in new mexico. so now i are sad :(

Grrr. Try Montana. >.>

Montana? that one horse state?? whats a girl like you doing in boring Montana?

Spending all my time on the internet looking up anime girls with kitty ears, on fj, armor games, and reading deadpool comics. :P

<--That's my favorite kittygirlanime :3
I also have one that I drew... Wanna see it?

yeah i wanna see it!!






you just described my dream girl btw

Erm... Thank you..? :P

Why, the sky is up :D And Obviously, I'm Tokix. :P (pronounced toh- key. ex)

The ceiling is up actually.
Do u want me to post the thread?

I could care less. The thread is open to all. :P

Grrrr. i rechecked the thread. You made me lose the game with the piece of paper over the boobies trick. YOUSE BE TROLLLLIN'

Sorry...

lol its k. U said you play bioshock, what other games do u have? and what system?

xbox, i haz bioshock 2, oblivion, naughty bear, mw2, black ops, final fantasy XIII, dead rising, RDR undead nightmare, and gta IV.

canz uz getz onlinez? Im bout to play Black ops on live if you would like to join meh :D

Nuuu, cuz i don't haz live. But I will eventually. Just got to get a long enough ethernet cable. :P

Help meh plez? I need an unbiased opinion on something :P

Kai.

I'll give you the short version cause you might TL;DR
I broke up with my gf cause she made out with this dude at a rave (I wasn't there). She wants me back, and Ive told her no. She keeps calling me, and texts me a lot, but during school avoids me. She is still trying to get me back, but she just wont get that she hurt me too much to get back with me. And i also kinda want her to call me less, i'm trying to find someone new.

WAT DO?

kthen. dont answer me. nyaah.
You undead or somethin'?

Sorry, i got distracted.... And Tell her to back the fuck off. I've had problems with that situation. And I'm always undead. I'm a zombeh. Duh.

Anyways, to help you wif yo situation, ask her to put herself in your shoes. What if you made out with a girl at a rave.. she'd be pissed. (but of course, it IS a rave... shit happens at places like that. I'd know O.o) But still. She shouldn't cheat on you. But whatever you do, don't listen to that faggot called your heart. Unless it says something about waffles. Never mess around with waffles. Mmm... waffles....

So lemme get this straight here. Your'e a undead kitteh zombeh troll that lives in montana and stalks a godzilla? Goddang, girl.

Mhmm. :3 I'm awesome :D
-random voice in the background- No you're not, dude, don't lie.

Who's the voice? :/
Cause I dont really agree with them. Your'e automatically awesome, cause u made meh a sammich. aaaaand ur the unofficial queen of fj.

Shank youuuu :D And you're welcome for teh sammich. I got bored and decided to humor teh trollz. :D why i's speakin lolcatz, i'll never knowww... O.o

meh. I got boredddddd. really bored. and its so much easier to talk on here. sooo ya.

Can't webcam... i are sickkk. Plus, my comp is in teh livingroom/kitchen/diningroom. And mah family ish here.

oops. i meant on HERE
http://tinychat.com/lolwut_shes_a_zombeh

That, my good sir, is a secret. :P

Ok. Just curious, cause I have a freind in Sweden.

I do too :D His name is Axel. :P

Thanks :D

Your quite welcome. ;)

No hard feelings, bro. All is forgiven.

I ams fine, hows abouts you?

fans-tastic. I gots a bit of a cough [real cooh cat!]

itch nee son chee go rook sitch hotch koo joo... tu paracidio cupa pastel? Si or No?

haha! nice! you've figured it out. you can haz a cookie

well arent you special... Haha :]

Okays, but can i invites Dr. Rockso's over??

Dahhhh Tokiez you knows i doents like hims he stoles all of yours cristmas Prseant for us

well, yous can forgives him, cants you??

dahhs i soposes sos. buts if is sees one bits of cocaines I Use bands votes to kick yous outs

NOES! dont use bands votes to kick me outs!

I cants i needs 2 3rds vote ='[ Damn thoses guysss

wh--what? yous TRIED??? Bu-But, Skwisgaar... I thought wes were friends!!

Yous Didents lets me teach you guitars tokiz Murderface tolds me you gots way better but thens i founds outs he lies! im soz tokiz coulds yous ever forgives mehs ?

well, okays! i forgives you!

Dahh Tokiz Let us Drinks xD

Wait, wes cant drinks unless we have Pickle... i wonders wehre he is?

Hmmmmmmmmm yes well you gos finds him tokiz i shalls drink jeggermisters xD

why do i gots to do all the works?

cuse you never shows up to bands Practise tokiz

we donts even have band practice skwisgar

LIESSSSSS!!!!! Tokiz stops you lies

what if i dont wants to stops my lies?

A K-K-K-HI TOKI!!

It ams you dr Rockso!

Thanks you Skwisgaar!

???

Well isn't this awkward...