Kai, it's kinda low quality... (sorry it took so long, I had to get it off my phone's memory card)

so what is my new friend up too?

Being sick, raping my xbox in the usb port, and wanting cake. But the cake is a lie. GLaDOS says so. >.<

terrible drawing is terrible but done for someone awesome

~ <3

yours is so much better then mine. and a taco??? :D awesome! i love tacos (i be Hispanic)

Btw, I'm norwasian. Norwegian/asain

Tacos are my favorite food. :3 And, i draw anime frequently :D

this is amazing! you are amazing. i hope you know that.

Oh, youuu :3

:3 im speechless. this never happens. i always have something random to say.

<3

<3

^w^

(>^_^)> (giving a hug)
())--^--

<(*...*<) Zombie giving you a hug back :D

yay!

:D. i no longer no what to say :(

How about..... DR. OCTA-MOTHERFUCKING-GONAPUS BLBLBLBLBLAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

that works!! thank you

raping your xbox ubs port? that cant be good for it. and my grandma made cake for no reason today :3. im sorry your still sick :( anything i can do to make you feel better. what about a pic of a zombie cat girl? il draw one for you. even though i suck at drawing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAoVV33Mg4

Listen to that :3

interesting song. what other types of music you like?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDn3GrNwHM4

Yus, that is me D:

you is very good at singing!

Mer.. >.>

mer? i loved it. you has an amazing voice.

Techno, metal.... Look above at the conversation between canihazREDtext and I. That's the music I listen to :D

wow i listen to the same stuff. what kind of techno. you like dubstep?

Yus :D I liek Deadmau5 <3 i also like a type of hardcore/techno called electronica

electronica. like attack attack or what? and semi important question. do you smoke weed?

Attack Attack <3 I Set My Friends On Fire <3

And yes, yes I do :D

....i was just kidding....

its official. your my dream girl. marry me?

Wow. Niiiceeee.

yeah! it was crazy. hows ur weekend going so far?

Stayed up til 4 in the morning playing Black Ops and Jet Set Radio Future and watching Bleach with my friends. :P What about you..?

won a drifting competition against my friends. almost shroomed but decided it was worth hanging out with my brother. and almost got into a fight in school (it was crazy)

I've only been in one fight. Some fat chick making fun of my sexual preferences (I'm bisexual) and so I went "cow tipping"

Wasn't worth it. My karate teacher wuz pissed D:

i hate ppl that start stuff because of sexual preference. total bull. and cow tipping? lol nice. karate huh? you good at karate?

I'm a blue belt in Okinawan Kempo :D

wow!!! all i know is that means you could kick my ass. lol. *note to self. dont piss her off.*

<3 :D

wow! i like!!

DOUBT you could piss me off :P And I can't use karate unless my sensei gives the okay. The only thing you have to worry about is my carbon fiber switchblade ;D

you also like weapons? wow! :3 im in love!! <33

Dude, I'm getting an exact replica of Tensa Zangetsu for my birthday :D

fucking awesome!! do want (not just Tensa Zangetsu)

;D

hey! i just got that pic (i dont check my gmail much sorry.) thats awesome :3

Shank youu :D

:3 your welcome! so whats up?

L337 $P33K.

1'M B31N 4LL N3RDY T0D41.

i feel like i should be ashamed that i know what you said. lol :) glad you know L337

Shank you :D
As a special treat, me dressed up liek a kitteh O.o
I also haz a picture of me looking liek a zombeh. :D

omfg you is cute as a kitty!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna see the zombeh one!!! please!

I wish I looked like this... I would masturbate in front of the mirror all day... O.o

wow. lol. i wouldnt blame you! but i think u look better then that anime girl

Shhhh... TheGodzilla will hear you... >.>

TheGodzilla??

This guy... :S

and why would i not want him to hear me?

Cuz. He'll fire hiz lazar at you :D <3

Ahhh, who am I kidding. He probably don't give a rats ass about me anyways.... -goes into depression over guy mode- ._.

im going to guess you like this guy? or are dating him? or some form of those two things. you should get depressed over a guy. your too awesome to be depressed

I liek him, and he's bipolar about liking me :S

hmmmmmmmm interesting. i dont see how someone could not like you

OOHHH OOHHHHH!!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!!! O:

My name is J.J. :D Duuuuudddeeee!!! And you're fj username is JJSwagger.
I told everyone I had swagg.. >.>

wow. thats weird!

J.J. =Jenny Joe

:D

jenny joe huh? wow. im justin. thats where one j comes from. the other is cause i was bored. id tell you the story of swagger but idk if youd like it. its weird

I wanna knoooooooowwww~~

my friend noticed i walk with a swagger. so i told her it was because my penis was too long and threw me off balance. so she started calling me jjswagger

Haii :D

yay a person that responds.

That's.... epic. :D That story made my day. No lie. :P

thanks. sadly it doesnt have a happy ending. she got mad at me and we no longer talk

:/ That's stupid. >.<
She doesn't know what humor is. :D

no she doesnt!

My friends are great. Just the other day, I was talking to my best guy friend, (keep in mind that I have ADHD) about Geometry. Out of no where, i just stood up and screamo growled: "I HAVE A 10 INCH DONKEY SCHLONG!!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY MIGHTY 10 INCH PENIS!!!! RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

And one time I screamed at him to "STRIP DOWN AND FEED ME WAFFLES"

'Twas epic.

hahahahahaha epic!!!!!!!!!!!!! my best girl friend always tells me to suck her 10 inch black dick.

Yeah, but did she ever SCREAMO GROWL IT?!?!?!?! :D

Imma be the lead singer for iwrestledabearonce when I'm older :3

no. i love iwrestledabearonce!!!! if you do become the singer then theyl have an even sexier singer

D'awwwwhhhh.. :3 Thank youuuuu :D

Understandable. I was asleep O.o

your welcome. sorry i stoped replying. i had an urgent matter at hand that lasted for a while

Understandable... I was asleep O.o

haha nice. wish i could have slept today

I just randomly fall asleep whenever I please :D -cuz I'm a zombeh KITTEH-

lucky! id get yelled at for that

I do too, but then I go and do whatever it is that I'm asked to do, then go right back to sleep. Cuz that's just how I roll.

i like the way you roll

I always respond unless someone annoys/trolls me. o.o

then i shall not troll/annoy you! you seem like someone id like to know

Yay :3 I would post some of my home-made reaction images of me giving you an internet hug, but i'm sick o.o

i sorry your sick! maybe a cute cat gif will make you feel better!

D'awwwww. :3 Here, have a cookie.

COOKIE! i love cookies

-insert cute kitty face, for i do not own a cute enough kitty face reaction image-

a cute ENOUGH kitty face?

Well, i liek zombies, and I liek kittehz... so this will have to suffice. :3

woha. hang on a second. a female that is on the internet. and likes zombies. i think im in love

Dude, my ArmorGames account is T3HZ0Mb3H :D My facebook nickname is "TehZombeh"

wow!




so you have a fb huh?

Yuz, but I don't think I can add you. Parental units blow a fuse if I add someone from the internet that I don't know in rl. >.>

then we shall meet in rl!






we both know it wont happen unless you live in new mexico. so now i are sad :(

Grrr. Try Montana. >.>

Montana? that one horse state?? whats a girl like you doing in boring Montana?

Spending all my time on the internet looking up anime girls with kitty ears, on fj, armor games, and reading deadpool comics. :P

<--That's my favorite kittygirlanime :3
I also have one that I drew... Wanna see it?