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#239 - rinnutehpokemonz (07/21/2011) [-]

Heyy, you don't have Facebook anymore. D:
Whyyy?

#228 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (04/06/2011) [-]

hi!!

#229 to #230 - TokixWartooth (04/07/2011) [-]

Bahahahah XD nice picture. :P

#230 to #231 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (04/07/2011) [-]

thank you! :) whats up?

#231 to #232 - TokixWartooth (04/08/2011) [-]

Well, I'm not grounded anymore, so that's a plus. And my hair is SUPER MEGA FUKKEN RED nao.

#232 to #233 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (04/09/2011) [-]

what was you grounded for?? and i wanna see!!!

#233 to #234 - TokixWartooth (04/10/2011) [-]

Can't show you cuz my webcame died, but cheyeahh. It's pretty fukken awesome. And I was grounded for getting caught with my septum ring. D:

#234 to #235 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (04/10/2011) [-]

sucks that your webcam died :( and you got grounded for that? im sorry :( we really need to get on at the same time!

#235 to #236 - TokixWartooth (04/11/2011) [-]

Yeahhh. And I still have my septum lol :D

#236 to #237 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (04/12/2011) [-]

haha very nice!! i'd get beat if i pierced anything of mine. i did my ear once and got yelled at until i took it out :(

#237 to #238 - TokixWartooth (04/15/2011) [-]

That sucks. :/

#238 to #239 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (04/16/2011) [-]

oh well. i still look good without it.

#205 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/19/2011) [-]

hello!! :)

#200 - TheGodzilla (02/14/2011) [-]

cccantkeybredbrken

#201 to #201 - TokixWartooth (02/15/2011) [-]

....?

#199 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

if you has an im you should im me sometime. killerbeast225@ hotmail.com dont make fun of me for that. i made it when i was like 12

#119 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

Feel better :P what do u have thats makin u sick? I guarantee its not lupus. ITS NEVER LUPUS. >:D

#123 to #120 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

I had an allergic reaction... to the mustard on that sammich I made yesterday.... But it's only mild. My face didn't blow up or anything... It's just that my throat feels like someone raped it with the broom that Sherry uses on Andrew. >.>

#128 to #124 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

haha did you know that you were allergic? and you made me shudder with the broom thing. at least you didn't get a rake shoved up your ass. that would fucking hurt 0.o

#130 to #129 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzMGntEuj_U

And mario :D

#131 to #131 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

A girl that i know that likes screamo and memes?
MY LIFE=COME-fUCKING-PLETE

#132 to #132 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

:D :D :D (life=made)

What's your favorite song..? Mines this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jdokTULlvw

<3 asking alexandria

#133 to #133 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

Mine's either Chelsea Smile by BMTH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcoPW53yO3E

or I Declare Goddess (a collab between i declare war and disfiguring the goddess)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA

#135 to #134 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

If ur gonna watch i declare goddess, they only have 3 lyrics:
smell that? awwww shit (one of them farted during the making)
dick in the ass
I am a dinosaur (repeat like 5 times)
the rest is just random screaming XD

#137 to #136 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

I knoooo :D

#138 to #138 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

MOAR SONGS!!!!!!! I NEED NEW MUZAK! U got any moar favorites?

#140 to #139 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Entombment of a Machine by Job For A Cowboy
Things That Rhyme With Orange by I Set My Friends On Fire
Any song by The Devil Wears Prada
The Murderer by Alesana
Ehhh.. Anything by Asking Alexandria
uhhhhh.... Breaker by For Today
O.o

#141 to #141 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

TRY THIS!
No pity for a coward-Suicide Silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-LrCuwic4o
Circle of nine-disfiguring the goddess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySJWG9L154

#1 caused instant ejaculation
#2 caused an eargasm (orgasm of the ears)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb2W2flJF94

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#147 to #142 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

And AGRACEFUL: The Great I Am

#143 to #142 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

OOOOH LISTENT TO I SEE STARS :D :D

#142 to #142 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Heard em :P I have 1,127 songs on my ipod. :D All of them are metal. When I grow up, imma be teh chick from iwrestledabearonce, if i haven't mentioned it earlier.

#144 to #143 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

You havnt heard circle of nine, the cd/itunes isnt out yet. >.>
and i see stars? a band or a song? nvm, found it. DAMN there good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY&feature=fvwrel

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#146 to #145 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Try We Came As Romans: Roads That Don't End And Views That Never Cease

#148 to #147 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

And the disfiguring the goddess screamer is cameron argon.... hes white >.>

#150 to #149 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

I'm talking about the screamer of I See Stars... >.>

#152 to #151 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

oooooooh. i just went derper.....XD

#153 to #153 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAoVV33Mg4

I had an eargasm at the beginning >.>

#145 to #145 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

and yes, I've heard the circle of nine cuz I was youtube stalking disfiguring the goddesss >.> I just listened to it right before you told me about it. And the screamer is Black :o

#134 to #134 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

epiiccccc <3 <3

#136 to #135 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

IKR?

#139 to #137 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

I love thisss!!! I love screamo growlssss <3 <3 <3 -rapes replay button-

#129 to #129 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Yus, but i liek mustard. And double rainbows :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3hJhVvGP7k

#126 to #124 - zinoka **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

painful hope you feel better

could be worse you could be him

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#60 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

hi new friend! :D

#81 to #60 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Kai, it's kinda low quality... (sorry it took so long, I had to get it off my phone's memory card)

#164 to #81 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

so what is my new friend up too?

#165 to #165 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Being sick, raping my xbox in the usb port, and wanting cake. But the cake is a lie. GLaDOS says so. >.<

#167 to #166 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

terrible drawing is terrible but done for someone awesome

#168 to #168 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

~ <3

#170 to #169 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

yours is so much better then mine. and a taco??? :D awesome! i love tacos (i be Hispanic)

#172 to #171 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Btw, I'm norwasian. Norwegian/asain

#171 to #171 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Tacos are my favorite food. :3 And, i draw anime frequently :D

#173 to #172 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

this is amazing! you are amazing. i hope you know that.

#174 to #174 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Oh, youuu :3

#175 to #175 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

:3 im speechless. this never happens. i always have something random to say.

#176 to #176 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

#177 to #177 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

#178 to #178 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

^w^

#179 to #179 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

(>^_^)> (giving a hug)
())--^--

#180 to #180 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

<(*...*<) Zombie giving you a hug back :D

#181 to #181 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

yay!

#182 to #182 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

#183 to #183 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

:D. i no longer no what to say :(

#184 to #184 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

How about..... DR. OCTA-MOTHERFUCKING-GONAPUS BLBLBLBLBLAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

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#185 to #185 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

that works!! thank you

#166 to #166 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

raping your xbox ubs port? that cant be good for it. and my grandma made cake for no reason today :3. im sorry your still sick :( anything i can do to make you feel better. what about a pic of a zombie cat girl? il draw one for you. even though i suck at drawing

#186 to #167 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAoVV33Mg4

Listen to that :3

#187 to #187 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

interesting song. what other types of music you like?

#189 to #188 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDn3GrNwHM4

Yus, that is me D:

#191 to #190 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

you is very good at singing!

#194 to #192 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Mer.. >.>

#195 to #195 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

mer? i loved it. you has an amazing voice.

#188 to #188 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Techno, metal.... Look above at the conversation between canihazREDtext and I. That's the music I listen to :D

#190 to #189 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

wow i listen to the same stuff. what kind of techno. you like dubstep?

#192 to #191 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Yus :D I liek Deadmau5 <3 i also like a type of hardcore/techno called electronica

#193 to #193 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

electronica. like attack attack or what? and semi important question. do you smoke weed?

#196 to #194 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Attack Attack <3 I Set My Friends On Fire <3

And yes, yes I do :D

#198 to #197 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

....i was just kidding....

#197 to #197 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

its official. your my dream girl. marry me?

#210 to #198 - TokixWartooth (02/19/2011) [-]

Wow. Niiiceeee.

#211 to #212 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/19/2011) [-]

yeah! it was crazy. hows ur weekend going so far?

#212 to #213 - TokixWartooth (02/19/2011) [-]

Stayed up til 4 in the morning playing Black Ops and Jet Set Radio Future and watching Bleach with my friends. :P What about you..?

#213 to #214 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/19/2011) [-]

won a drifting competition against my friends. almost shroomed but decided it was worth hanging out with my brother. and almost got into a fight in school (it was crazy)

#214 to #215 - TokixWartooth (02/19/2011) [-]

I've only been in one fight. Some fat chick making fun of my sexual preferences (I'm bisexual) and so I went "cow tipping"

Wasn't worth it. My karate teacher wuz pissed D:

#215 to #216 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/19/2011) [-]

i hate ppl that start stuff because of sexual preference. total bull. and cow tipping? lol nice. karate huh? you good at karate?

#216 to #217 - TokixWartooth (02/19/2011) [-]

I'm a blue belt in Okinawan Kempo :D

#217 to #218 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/19/2011) [-]

wow!!! all i know is that means you could kick my ass. lol. *note to self. dont piss her off.*

#169 to #167 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

<3 :D

#85 to #81 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

wow! i like!!

#218 to #85 - TokixWartooth (02/19/2011) [-]

DOUBT you could piss me off :P And I can't use karate unless my sensei gives the okay. The only thing you have to worry about is my carbon fiber switchblade ;D

#219 to #220 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/19/2011) [-]

you also like weapons? wow! :3 im in love!! <33

#220 to #221 - TokixWartooth (02/19/2011) [-]

Dude, I'm getting an exact replica of Tensa Zangetsu for my birthday :D

#221 to #222 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/19/2011) [-]

fucking awesome!! do want (not just Tensa Zangetsu)

#222 to #223 - TokixWartooth (02/20/2011) [-]

#223 to #224 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/21/2011) [-]

hey! i just got that pic (i dont check my gmail much sorry.) thats awesome :3

#224 to #225 - TokixWartooth (02/21/2011) [-]

Shank youu :D

#225 to #226 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/21/2011) [-]

:3 your welcome! so whats up?

#226 to #227 - TokixWartooth (02/21/2011) [-]

L337 $P33K.

1'M B31N 4LL N3RDY T0D41.

#227 to #228 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/21/2011) [-]

i feel like i should be ashamed that i know what you said. lol :) glad you know L337

#86 to #85 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Shank you :D
As a special treat, me dressed up liek a kitteh O.o
I also haz a picture of me looking liek a zombeh. :D

#87 to #86 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

omfg you is cute as a kitty!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna see the zombeh one!!! please!

#91 to #87 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

I wish I looked like this... I would masturbate in front of the mirror all day... O.o

#92 to #92 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

wow. lol. i wouldnt blame you! but i think u look better then that anime girl

#93 to #93 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Shhhh... TheGodzilla will hear you... >.>

#94 to #94 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

TheGodzilla??

#96 to #95 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

This guy... :S

#97 to #97 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

and why would i not want him to hear me?

#99 to #98 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Cuz. He'll fire hiz lazar at you :D <3

Ahhh, who am I kidding. He probably don't give a rats ass about me anyways.... -goes into depression over guy mode- ._.

#100 to #100 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

im going to guess you like this guy? or are dating him? or some form of those two things. you should get depressed over a guy. your too awesome to be depressed

#102 to #101 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

I liek him, and he's bipolar about liking me :S

#104 to #103 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

hmmmmmmmm interesting. i dont see how someone could not like you

#105 to #105 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

OOHHH OOHHHHH!!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!!!! O:

My name is J.J. :D Duuuuudddeeee!!! And you're fj username is JJSwagger.
I told everyone I had swagg.. >.>

#106 to #106 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

wow. thats weird!

#107 to #107 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

J.J. =Jenny Joe

:D

#108 to #108 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

jenny joe huh? wow. im justin. thats where one j comes from. the other is cause i was bored. id tell you the story of swagger but idk if youd like it. its weird

#110 to #109 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

I wanna knoooooooowwww~~

#112 to #111 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

my friend noticed i walk with a swagger. so i told her it was because my penis was too long and threw me off balance. so she started calling me jjswagger

#61 to #60 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Haii :D

#62 to #61 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

yay a person that responds.

#113 to #62 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

That's.... epic. :D That story made my day. No lie. :P

#116 to #114 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

thanks. sadly it doesnt have a happy ending. she got mad at me and we no longer talk

#118 to #117 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

:/ That's stupid. >.<
She doesn't know what humor is. :D

#120 to #119 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

no she doesnt!

#121 to #121 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

My friends are great. Just the other day, I was talking to my best guy friend, (keep in mind that I have ADHD) about Geometry. Out of no where, i just stood up and screamo growled: "I HAVE A 10 INCH DONKEY SCHLONG!!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY MIGHTY 10 INCH PENIS!!!! RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

And one time I screamed at him to "STRIP DOWN AND FEED ME WAFFLES"

'Twas epic.

#122 to #122 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

hahahahahaha epic!!!!!!!!!!!!! my best girl friend always tells me to suck her 10 inch black dick.

#124 to #123 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Yeah, but did she ever SCREAMO GROWL IT?!?!?!?! :D

Imma be the lead singer for iwrestledabearonce when I'm older :3

#125 to #125 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

no. i love iwrestledabearonce!!!! if you do become the singer then theyl have an even sexier singer

#127 to #126 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

D'awwwwhhhh.. :3 Thank youuuuu :D

#155 to #128 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Understandable. I was asleep O.o

#154 to #128 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

your welcome. sorry i stoped replying. i had an urgent matter at hand that lasted for a while

#156 to #155 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

Understandable... I was asleep O.o

#157 to #157 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

haha nice. wish i could have slept today

#158 to #158 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

I just randomly fall asleep whenever I please :D -cuz I'm a zombeh KITTEH-

#159 to #159 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

lucky! id get yelled at for that

#160 to #160 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

I do too, but then I go and do whatever it is that I'm asked to do, then go right back to sleep. Cuz that's just how I roll.

#161 to #161 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

i like the way you roll

#162 to #162 - TokixWartooth (02/14/2011) [-]

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#63 to #62 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

I always respond unless someone annoys/trolls me. o.o

#64 to #63 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

then i shall not troll/annoy you! you seem like someone id like to know

#65 to #64 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Yay :3 I would post some of my home-made reaction images of me giving you an internet hug, but i'm sick o.o

#66 to #65 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

i sorry your sick! maybe a cute cat gif will make you feel better!

#67 to #66 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

D'awwwww. :3 Here, have a cookie.

#68 to #67 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

COOKIE! i love cookies

#69 to #68 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

-insert cute kitty face, for i do not own a cute enough kitty face reaction image-

#70 to #69 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

a cute ENOUGH kitty face?

#71 to #70 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Well, i liek zombies, and I liek kittehz... so this will have to suffice. :3

#72 to #71 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

woha. hang on a second. a female that is on the internet. and likes zombies. i think im in love

#73 to #72 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Dude, my ArmorGames account is T3HZ0Mb3H :D My facebook nickname is "TehZombeh"

#74 to #73 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

wow!

so you have a fb huh?

#75 to #74 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Yuz, but I don't think I can add you. Parental units blow a fuse if I add someone from the internet that I don't know in rl. >.>

#76 to #75 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

then we shall meet in rl!

we both know it wont happen unless you live in new mexico. so now i are sad :(

#77 to #76 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Grrr. Try Montana. >.>

#78 to #77 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

Montana? that one horse state?? whats a girl like you doing in boring Montana?

#79 to #78 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Spending all my time on the internet looking up anime girls with kitty ears, on fj, armor games, and reading deadpool comics. :P

<--That's my favorite kittygirlanime :3
I also have one that I drew... Wanna see it?

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#80 to #79 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** (02/13/2011) [-]

yeah i wanna see it!!

you just described my dream girl btw

#57 - N. Korean citizen (02/13/2011) [-]

You are one fine HPOA.

#59 to #57 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Erm... Thank you..? :P

#48 - canIhazREDtxt (02/12/2011) [-]

I was trying to IM you. But I can't. Sooooooooooo yeah. Lets just talk here. I'm canIhazREDtxt by the way, nice to meetcha.

Whats up?

#49 to #48 - TokixWartooth (02/12/2011) [-]

Why, the sky is up :D And Obviously, I'm Tokix. :P (pronounced toh- key. ex)

#50 to #49 - canIhazREDtxt (02/12/2011) [-]

The ceiling is up actually.
Do u want me to post the thread?

#51 to #50 - TokixWartooth (02/12/2011) [-]

I could care less. The thread is open to all. :P

#52 to #51 - canIhazREDtxt (02/12/2011) [-]

Grrrr. i rechecked the thread. You made me lose the game with the piece of paper over the boobies trick. YOUSE BE TROLLLLIN'

#53 to #52 - TokixWartooth (02/12/2011) [-]

Sorry...

#54 to #53 - canIhazREDtxt (02/12/2011) [-]

lol its k. U said you play bioshock, what other games do u have? and what system?

#55 to #54 - TokixWartooth (02/12/2011) [-]

xbox, i haz bioshock 2, oblivion, naughty bear, mw2, black ops, final fantasy XIII, dead rising, RDR undead nightmare, and gta IV.

#56 to #55 - canIhazREDtxt (02/12/2011) [-]

canz uz getz onlinez? Im bout to play Black ops on live if you would like to join meh :D

#58 to #56 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Nuuu, cuz i don't haz live. But I will eventually. Just got to get a long enough ethernet cable. :P

#82 to #58 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

Help meh plez? I need an unbiased opinion on something :P

#83 to #82 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Kai.

#88 to #83 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

I'll give you the short version cause you might TL;DR
I broke up with my gf cause she made out with this dude at a rave (I wasn't there). She wants me back, and Ive told her no. She keeps calling me, and texts me a lot, but during school avoids me. She is still trying to get me back, but she just wont get that she hurt me too much to get back with me. And i also kinda want her to call me less, i'm trying to find someone new.

WAT DO?

#95 to #88 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

kthen. dont answer me. nyaah.
You undead or somethin'?

#98 to #96 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Sorry, i got distracted.... And Tell her to back the fuck off. I've had problems with that situation. And I'm always undead. I'm a zombeh. Duh.

Anyways, to help you wif yo situation, ask her to put herself in your shoes. What if you made out with a girl at a rave.. she'd be pissed. (but of course, it IS a rave... shit happens at places like that. I'd know O.o) But still. She shouldn't cheat on you. But whatever you do, don't listen to that faggot called your heart. Unless it says something about waffles. Never mess around with waffles. Mmm... waffles....

#101 to #99 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

So lemme get this straight here. Your'e a undead kitteh zombeh troll that lives in montana and stalks a godzilla? Goddang, girl.

#103 to #102 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Mhmm. :3 I'm awesome :D
-random voice in the background- No you're not, dude, don't lie.

#109 to #104 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

Who's the voice? :/
Cause I dont really agree with them. Your'e automatically awesome, cause u made meh a sammich. aaaaand ur the unofficial queen of fj.

#111 to #110 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Shank youuuu :D And you're welcome for teh sammich. I got bored and decided to humor teh trollz. :D why i's speakin lolcatz, i'll never knowww... O.o

#114 to #112 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

meh. I got boredddddd. really bored. and its so much easier to talk on here. sooo ya.

#117 to #115 - TokixWartooth (02/13/2011) [-]

Can't webcam... i are sickkk. Plus, my comp is in teh livingroom/kitchen/diningroom. And mah family ish here.

#115 to #115 - canIhazREDtxt (02/13/2011) [-]

oops. i meant on HERE
http://tinychat.com/lolwut_shes_a_zombeh

#44 - douchebaggins (02/12/2011) [-]

So, do you really live in Europe?

#45 to #44 - TokixWartooth (02/12/2011) [-]

That, my good sir, is a secret. :P

#46 to #45 - douchebaggins (02/12/2011) [-]

Ok. Just curious, cause I have a freind in Sweden.

#47 to #46 - TokixWartooth (02/12/2011) [-]

I do too :D His name is Axel. :P

#41 - douchebaggins (02/12/2011) [-]

Nice way to stick up for yourself. (Revolver Shotgun). That was Epic and Extremely Hellarious.

#42 to #41 - TokixWartooth (02/12/2011) [-]

Thanks :D

#43 to #42 - douchebaggins (02/12/2011) [-]

Your quite welcome. ;)

#38 - TheAnonLord (01/15/2011) [-]

Hey, I just wanted to say sorry if you felt affended about the jiz heart thingy

#39 to #38 - TokixWartooth (01/15/2011) [-]

No hard feelings, bro. All is forgiven.

#34 - Butt Nuggit (04/30/2010) [-]

How you ams toki?

#35 to #34 - TokixWartooth (04/30/2010) [-]

I ams fine, hows abouts you?

#37 to #35 - Butt Nuggit (04/30/2010) [-]

fans-tastic. I gots a bit of a cough [real cooh cat!]

#26 - intheass (04/01/2010) [-]

speak english!

#27 to #26 - TokixWartooth (04/01/2010) [-]

itch nee son chee go rook sitch hotch koo joo... tu paracidio cupa pastel? Si or No?

#28 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (04/02/2010) [-]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 in japanese and si

#29 to #28 - TokixWartooth (04/02/2010) [-]

haha! nice! you've figured it out. you can haz a cookie

#31 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (04/02/2010) [-]

btw im Pedobear Jr, i just forgot my password T_T

#32 to #31 - TokixWartooth (04/02/2010) [-]

well arent you special... Haha :]

#30 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (04/02/2010) [-]

#8 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

Dahhh Planets Piss Is stupids sides projets of his, take it easys on the alcohols tokiz i doents want to have to look afters you the holds night agains

#9 to #8 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

Okays, but can i invites Dr. Rockso's over??

#10 to #9 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

Dahhhh Tokiez you knows i doents like hims he stoles all of yours cristmas Prseant for us

#11 to #10 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

well, yous can forgives him, cants you??

#12 to #11 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

dahhs i soposes sos. buts if is sees one bits of cocaines I Use bands votes to kick yous outs

#13 to #12 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

NOES! dont use bands votes to kick me outs!

#14 to #13 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

I cants i needs 2 3rds vote ='[ Damn thoses guysss

#15 to #14 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

wh--what? yous TRIED??? Bu-But, Skwisgaar... I thought wes were friends!!

#16 to #15 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

Yous Didents lets me teach you guitars tokiz Murderface tolds me you gots way better but thens i founds outs he lies! im soz tokiz coulds yous ever forgives mehs ?

#17 to #16 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

well, okays! i forgives you!

#18 to #17 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

Dahh Tokiz Let us Drinks xD

#19 to #18 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

Wait, wes cant drinks unless we have Pickle... i wonders wehre he is?

#20 to #19 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

Hmmmmmmmmm yes well you gos finds him tokiz i shalls drink jeggermisters xD

#21 to #20 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

why do i gots to do all the works?

#22 to #21 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

cuse you never shows up to bands Practise tokiz

#23 to #22 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

we donts even have band practice skwisgar

#24 to #23 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

LIESSSSSS!!!!! Tokiz stops you lies

#25 to #24 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

what if i dont wants to stops my lies?

#33 to #25 - Dr Rockso (04/30/2010) [-]

A K-K-K-HI TOKI!!

#36 to #33 - TokixWartooth (04/30/2010) [-]

It ams you dr Rockso!

#7 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

Dethklok FTW xD

#5 - skwisgaarr (03/07/2010) [-]

Oh My Godz Tokiz! you foundz me god job xD

#6 to #5 - TokixWartooth (03/07/2010) [-]

Thanks you Skwisgaar!

#1 - Toki (02/28/2010) [-]

wat

#2 to #1 - TokixWartooth (02/28/2010) [-]

???

#3 to #2 - LieutenantSmash (03/05/2010) [-]

Well isn't this awkward...