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#55 - can you show me how you fit a derringer in your shoe, and stil…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2013 on survive a terrorist attack +13
User avatar #57 - skateboardingdog (11/03/2013) [-]
For scale, my derringer takes up less space than a deck of cards.
When I wear my ACU boots, because I rode my ninja 250 to class, it's really easy because of the space. I just shove it above my ankle.
When I wear high top vans, I do the same thing and wear longer socks to support it.
My low top vans, i either have a leg holster (which broke today :C) or put in my jacket.
#116 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
You never had a fight in your life.
Saying you will fight back in situation like that,is day dreaming.
#117 - skateboardingdog (11/03/2013) [-]
dont tell me what I am capable of.
I have been in several life or death situations.

Pic related, It's a scar from a knife fight i had with a mugger.
User avatar #61 - thegamerslife (11/03/2013) [-]
I too would like to see this. Pic?
User avatar #59 - TodayIAmMe (11/03/2013) [-]
pic?
User avatar #60 - skateboardingdog (11/03/2013) [-]
Maybe later, I'm at my friends house. I left it at home.
User avatar #147 - thegamerslife (11/03/2013) [-]
people are so anti-self reliance, or scared of guns they are just thumbing you down. lmao
#11 - Picture 11/03/2013 on survive a terrorist attack +16
#8 - i doubt he'd want to weigh himself down anymore than he alread… 11/03/2013 on survive a terrorist attack +2
#2 - at least you wouldn't have bullets in you.  [+] (18 new replies) 11/02/2013 on survive a terrorist attack +148
User avatar #3 - crazyolitis (11/02/2013) [-]
For all you know, they shoot every corpse again just to be sure.
User avatar #50 - sorenlolz (11/03/2013) [-]
Terrorists really need to learn to conserve ammo. I should be a financial adviser for them or something. Your move NSA.
User avatar #10 - haeckal (11/03/2013) [-]
That's actually how the VA Tech shooter racked up such a huge number of kills.
User avatar #4 - takenpie (11/02/2013) [-]
Then you don't have to worry about the aids anymore.
#113 - dasbrot (11/03/2013) [-]
well then....
#33 - settantaventi (11/03/2013) [-]
#6 - guanyu (11/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - teleamachus (11/03/2013) [-]
Can I ask where you got your name from?
#19 - betars (11/03/2013) [-]
Ever play Dynasty Warriors?
User avatar #34 - teleamachus (11/03/2013) [-]
No, I knew the name from SMITE, which got the name from the Chinese god (might not be Chinese I'm not sure).
#68 - adamks (11/03/2013) [-]
The name Guanyu is used in a hell of a lot of game.
User avatar #56 - lunchablespizza (11/03/2013) [-]
Yea Guanyu was general of the Shu dynasty during the warring states period of china, which also became the basis of the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" epics, which also spawned a lot of games, books, etc off it. Guan yu was just a super badass and was essentially raised to God status because of his strength and honor.
User avatar #109 - guanyu (11/03/2013) [-]
Yep, that's the guy. I know him from DW, hence my avatar.
User avatar #83 - jacksipian (11/03/2013) [-]
would you care to educate me about guan yu?
User avatar #125 - lunchablespizza (11/03/2013) [-]
well what would you want to know lol. If you play the Dynasty warrior series of games you can learn essentially all about that period. But a brief summary would be what I said above. He was a member of the Shu clan, sworn brother to warlord Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, a master with the crescent blade, extremely strong and honorable, and was eventually killed by the Wei dynasty
User avatar #156 - rageborn (11/03/2013) [-]
Dynasty Warriors was my favorite game growing up. I got so excited when League of Legends made the warring kingdoms skins.
User avatar #161 - lunchablespizza (11/03/2013) [-]
same I got both the lubu and zhou yun skins
#5 - slend (11/02/2013) [-]
In either case, you win.
#36 - "phoque" ( **** ) = "seal" in french 10/29/2013 on (untitled) -1
#2 - i think this sounds more pleasant 10/28/2013 on Title 0
#47 - since when could we thumb on admin? 10/26/2013 on dont be shy 0
#57 - well, they still arent cockroaches  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on ants 0
User avatar #58 - missrainbowdash (10/25/2013) [-]
a nuclear missile would still be effective against roaches, it's just they breed so fast they are likely to survive radiation poisoning as a species.
#153 - fixed  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on (1985) +9
#172 - happyfatkid (10/25/2013) [-]
#106 - that selfish son of a bitch 10/23/2013 on Simply Mr. Rogers. +26
#130 - couldnt find a picture or were you just afraid of being banned? 10/23/2013 on Just some facts! 0
#83 - i think your image doesn't match your comment; say something l…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on ... 0
User avatar #98 - pfccross (10/22/2013) [-]
"out of ammo? knives dont run out of ammo..."
#272 - sauce  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2013 on The Costume Compilation... 0
User avatar #370 - stripey (10/20/2013) [-]
rwyb, rooster teeth
#359 - mlpokeyuan (10/19/2013) [-]
RWBY
#5 - Comment deleted 10/18/2013 on Permission to Enter, Dashie? 0
#22 - sauce  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on School Secrets 0
User avatar #24 - sinery (10/14/2013) [-]
#116 - if someone ever tries to start **** , turn on the … 10/13/2013 on fuck yes 0
#197 - i love that movie  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Steven Spielberg, everybody. +3
#252 - gux (10/11/2013) [-]
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Let's just throw our helmets at eachother
User avatar #228 - konradkurze (10/11/2013) [-]
i lost my shit at that scene
helmet throwing ftw

#210 - sauce 10/10/2013 on science 0
#74 - Picture 10/05/2013 on Well fuck +1
#48 - the Ginger 10/03/2013 on OP's bathroom adventure 0
#48 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on Piece of Shit. -3
#156 - appleisland (10/03/2013) [-]
#26 - must be one big ***** 10/02/2013 on cat vacations 0
#88 - reminds me of halo camo 10/01/2013 on Transparent polymer balls 0
#86 - Comment deleted 10/01/2013 on Transparent polymer balls 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on More vodka +2
User avatar #42 - jacoban (10/06/2013) [-]
i love girls und panzer!
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