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Age: 112
Date Signed Up:10/05/2009
Last Login:6/21/2012
Location:Magic candy land Preparing to face the evil wizard
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Well, it's about that time again... It's been great, but it's time to leave FunnyJunk again. I'll see you all later. Probably in Hell.

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#2 - Except you always kick his ass in the end. 12/21/2009 on which one, which one? +3
#1 - Isn't his dead mother's spirit or something like that in the gourd?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2009 on Naruto vs Gaara +1
User avatar #2 - wolfmire (01/02/2010) [-]
Yes
#8 - Thats not photoshopped. That would be a DRAWING. And a very ep… 12/21/2009 on Amazing City +1
#13 - Poor puppy?? That is the luckiest dog EVER. 12/21/2009 on only if you like it +2
#3 - Since when do ghosts go to FunnyJunk? 12/21/2009 on snake! Snake! SNAKE! 0
#2 - Uhh... The second picture is funnier. 12/21/2009 on THE REAL STUFF 0
#132 - Oh my God... I'm happy, confused, ashamed, and slightly distur…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2009 on ThunderYak's profile 0
User avatar #135 - TheBear (12/22/2009) [-]
HA! I so know who this is. XD My arch nemesis. IT'S THE YAK! (Or is it O.o)
User avatar #136 - ThunderYak (12/22/2009) [-]
Wha? I don't wanna be the archnemisis, can we be buds instead? I would prefer that one. And its not THE YAK, its simply ThunderYak. or The ThunderYak.
User avatar #139 - TheBear (12/27/2009) [-]
lol. mmk. We can be awesome sauce together.. But there's a lot of douchers on here now.. So I'm hardly on.. But you have my graces XD
User avatar #140 - ThunderYak (12/27/2009) [-]
Awesome. Teach me the ways of the awesome sauce...
User avatar #141 - TheBear (12/28/2009) [-]
BAHAHA!! Holy shiz! XD That totally cracked me up XD oh man, It's good to laugh
User avatar #143 - ThunderYak (12/28/2009) [-]
Yeah, just let it out... *pats back*
User avatar #145 - TheBear (12/29/2009) [-]
Gotta say, It's a first in a long time on this site. Do I know you as another acct by chance? Cuz only a handful have been able to roll with me
User avatar #147 - ThunderYak (12/29/2009) [-]
Nope, this is my first, one, and only account. So get used to it. Don't you know who I am? I'm the KOOL-AID MAN!!!
#2 - I wish my snail would fetch... 12/21/2009 on i has a stik 0
#130 - I became depressed In a mess the pain I felt was constan…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2009 on ThunderYak's profile 0
#133 - a dinosaur (12/22/2009) [-]
When things for dear thunder yak were going down the drain...the drugs and hookers couldn't ease his pain, he was losing hi mind and going to die...until the day when a lady with one eye showed up and said "my son I can help" He looked up from the piles of puke and yelped. She stared at his eyes this fucker was high...she could not deny such a good young fellow the right to fight a liver of yellow..."I'm lindsay lohan!" she exclaimed! I can help you get rid of this pain...go through the forests of crack and weed find the wizard there who goes by creed he will point you to the castle spears, there they can dry your drug faced tears.
User avatar #134 - ThunderYak (12/22/2009) [-]
"Oh my God! An alien!" I exclamed with a fright
Maybe my ol' dead momma was right,
"Them drugs ain't nothin but troubles" She used to say
So I decided to quit right then that day
I came out of depression, and went clean
When I met a young man named Dean
He had nowhere to go, just like I was
So I sat beside him in that seat on the bus
He told me his troubles I told him mine
I invited him over to my house where we would dine
#9 - Well, I don't really know you... But I'm sorry to here about y…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2009 on xxilovehimxx's profile 0
User avatar #13 - xxilovehimxx (12/23/2009) [-]
Thank you.
#78 - You're not a midget?? Aww... Thats no fun... 12/20/2009 on midgman's profile 0
#55 - 5'5"? You midget. haha just kidding dude, you're not a mi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2009 on xpartygirlx's profile 0
#63 - xpartygirlx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #65 - ThunderYak (01/02/2010) [-]
Midgman stands for Midget Mantis. He's a crime fighting superhero insect, but he must hide his indentity from his enemies...
#242 - Holy crap! I thought you were dead!! Thats awesome.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2009 on Maldar's profile 0
User avatar #243 - Pedobear jr (12/24/2009) [-]
........you know what fuck this...
#127 - Well, one day Old Bill was shot By his rival, that Daniel M…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2009 on ThunderYak's profile 0
#129 - a dinosaur (12/21/2009) [-]
Thunder yak began his life's dream with groupies and whipped cream. The road of rock chose, soon problems arose...
User avatar #130 - ThunderYak (12/21/2009) [-]
I became depressed
In a mess
the pain I felt was constant and much
Soon heroin became my crutch
Unable to stand without a shot
The better I felt, the worse I got
I had become a monster, the very person I had hated
Was this my choice? Or was it just fated?
I hated life, I hated the pain
Though without, they say there's no gain
It wasn't worth it anymore
I took 3 little pills and lay on the floor
Was this it? Was I done?
Had my sickness finally won?
#133 - a dinosaur (12/22/2009) [-]
When things for dear thunder yak were going down the drain...the drugs and hookers couldn't ease his pain, he was losing hi mind and going to die...until the day when a lady with one eye showed up and said "my son I can help" He looked up from the piles of puke and yelped. She stared at his eyes this fucker was high...she could not deny such a good young fellow the right to fight a liver of yellow..."I'm lindsay lohan!" she exclaimed! I can help you get rid of this pain...go through the forests of crack and weed find the wizard there who goes by creed he will point you to the castle spears, there they can dry your drug faced tears.
User avatar #134 - ThunderYak (12/22/2009) [-]
"Oh my God! An alien!" I exclamed with a fright
Maybe my ol' dead momma was right,
"Them drugs ain't nothin but troubles" She used to say
So I decided to quit right then that day
I came out of depression, and went clean
When I met a young man named Dean
He had nowhere to go, just like I was
So I sat beside him in that seat on the bus
He told me his troubles I told him mine
I invited him over to my house where we would dine
#126 - By a man to a warehouse full of shoes He said, "Can't …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2009 on ThunderYak's profile 0
User avatar #127 - ThunderYak (12/20/2009) [-]
Well, one day Old Bill was shot
By his rival, that Daniel McGrot
I was all alone, all over again
Nothing but my guitar's melodies to soothe the pain
I played more and with more soul than ever before
I had to keep Old Bill's memory alive forevermore
One day, I was playin a sad song alone on the corner
When a man walked up, from out of town, certainly not one of Bill's mourners
He said, "Hey there my boy, you're pretty good, you know who I am?"
"thank you sir," I replied "Who are you then, man?"
"I'm from a record company, and I like your sound,
"So step up from off the ground"
He shook my hand and gave me his card, I thought nothing of it
But then I got a call after just a little bit...
#129 - a dinosaur (12/21/2009) [-]
Thunder yak began his life's dream with groupies and whipped cream. The road of rock chose, soon problems arose...
User avatar #130 - ThunderYak (12/21/2009) [-]
I became depressed
In a mess
the pain I felt was constant and much
Soon heroin became my crutch
Unable to stand without a shot
The better I felt, the worse I got
I had become a monster, the very person I had hated
Was this my choice? Or was it just fated?
I hated life, I hated the pain
Though without, they say there's no gain
It wasn't worth it anymore
I took 3 little pills and lay on the floor
Was this it? Was I done?
Had my sickness finally won?
#133 - a dinosaur (12/22/2009) [-]
When things for dear thunder yak were going down the drain...the drugs and hookers couldn't ease his pain, he was losing hi mind and going to die...until the day when a lady with one eye showed up and said "my son I can help" He looked up from the piles of puke and yelped. She stared at his eyes this fucker was high...she could not deny such a good young fellow the right to fight a liver of yellow..."I'm lindsay lohan!" she exclaimed! I can help you get rid of this pain...go through the forests of crack and weed find the wizard there who goes by creed he will point you to the castle spears, there they can dry your drug faced tears.
User avatar #134 - ThunderYak (12/22/2009) [-]
"Oh my God! An alien!" I exclamed with a fright
Maybe my ol' dead momma was right,
"Them drugs ain't nothin but troubles" She used to say
So I decided to quit right then that day
I came out of depression, and went clean
When I met a young man named Dean
He had nowhere to go, just like I was
So I sat beside him in that seat on the bus
He told me his troubles I told him mine
I invited him over to my house where we would dine
#124 - I never got the horse I wanted, she wasn't even my real mom …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/20/2009 on ThunderYak's profile 0
User avatar #125 - nightmarepikachu (12/20/2009) [-]
liven on the streets cant even get beets
until the day he was takin away
User avatar #126 - ThunderYak (12/20/2009) [-]
By a man to a warehouse full of shoes
He said, "Can't get no money vause of them foos"
He handed me a guitar and told me to play
I played like I would any old day
"Well alright," He said "You ain't half bad,
You can stay with me for awhile lad!"
So I spent my days playing on the street
Made a good pile a change and we had plenty to eat
Old Bill was the old mongrel's name
I'll never forget him, not for any dame
User avatar #127 - ThunderYak (12/20/2009) [-]
Well, one day Old Bill was shot
By his rival, that Daniel McGrot
I was all alone, all over again
Nothing but my guitar's melodies to soothe the pain
I played more and with more soul than ever before
I had to keep Old Bill's memory alive forevermore
One day, I was playin a sad song alone on the corner
When a man walked up, from out of town, certainly not one of Bill's mourners
He said, "Hey there my boy, you're pretty good, you know who I am?"
"thank you sir," I replied "Who are you then, man?"
"I'm from a record company, and I like your sound,
"So step up from off the ground"
He shook my hand and gave me his card, I thought nothing of it
But then I got a call after just a little bit...
#129 - a dinosaur (12/21/2009) [-]
Thunder yak began his life's dream with groupies and whipped cream. The road of rock chose, soon problems arose...
User avatar #130 - ThunderYak (12/21/2009) [-]
I became depressed
In a mess
the pain I felt was constant and much
Soon heroin became my crutch
Unable to stand without a shot
The better I felt, the worse I got
I had become a monster, the very person I had hated
Was this my choice? Or was it just fated?
I hated life, I hated the pain
Though without, they say there's no gain
It wasn't worth it anymore
I took 3 little pills and lay on the floor
Was this it? Was I done?
Had my sickness finally won?
#133 - a dinosaur (12/22/2009) [-]
When things for dear thunder yak were going down the drain...the drugs and hookers couldn't ease his pain, he was losing hi mind and going to die...until the day when a lady with one eye showed up and said "my son I can help" He looked up from the piles of puke and yelped. She stared at his eyes this fucker was high...she could not deny such a good young fellow the right to fight a liver of yellow..."I'm lindsay lohan!" she exclaimed! I can help you get rid of this pain...go through the forests of crack and weed find the wizard there who goes by creed he will point you to the castle spears, there they can dry your drug faced tears.
User avatar #134 - ThunderYak (12/22/2009) [-]
"Oh my God! An alien!" I exclamed with a fright
Maybe my ol' dead momma was right,
"Them drugs ain't nothin but troubles" She used to say
So I decided to quit right then that day
I came out of depression, and went clean
When I met a young man named Dean
He had nowhere to go, just like I was
So I sat beside him in that seat on the bus
He told me his troubles I told him mine
I invited him over to my house where we would dine
#122 - I ain't from Nantucket... Though I have lived in a bucket …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/20/2009 on ThunderYak's profile 0
User avatar #123 - nightmarepikachu (12/20/2009) [-]
as a boy he didnt have toys
tomanychoresas his dad got whores
after the devorce al he wanted was a horse
but his mom said no and he yelled "ho!"
User avatar #124 - ThunderYak (12/20/2009) [-]
I never got the horse I wanted, she wasn't even my real mom
She was some lady my dad picked up when he was in 'Nam
My mom died in childbirth, I was alone
Alone, all I did was ache and groan
I lived with my uncle, the drinkng hound
Drunk the pain away, the bar's where he was found
He hated my for taking away his sister dear
Though he never made his feelings quite clear
He just drank away his troubles but came home mad
He told me he would kill me and that old cheater, "Dad"
A few days later they found his body, drunk himself to death, after away his wife had ran...
What a waste of a man...
User avatar #125 - nightmarepikachu (12/20/2009) [-]
liven on the streets cant even get beets
until the day he was takin away
User avatar #126 - ThunderYak (12/20/2009) [-]
By a man to a warehouse full of shoes
He said, "Can't get no money vause of them foos"
He handed me a guitar and told me to play
I played like I would any old day
"Well alright," He said "You ain't half bad,
You can stay with me for awhile lad!"
So I spent my days playing on the street
Made a good pile a change and we had plenty to eat
Old Bill was the old mongrel's name
I'll never forget him, not for any dame
User avatar #127 - ThunderYak (12/20/2009) [-]
Well, one day Old Bill was shot
By his rival, that Daniel McGrot
I was all alone, all over again
Nothing but my guitar's melodies to soothe the pain
I played more and with more soul than ever before
I had to keep Old Bill's memory alive forevermore
One day, I was playin a sad song alone on the corner
When a man walked up, from out of town, certainly not one of Bill's mourners
He said, "Hey there my boy, you're pretty good, you know who I am?"
"thank you sir," I replied "Who are you then, man?"
"I'm from a record company, and I like your sound,
"So step up from off the ground"
He shook my hand and gave me his card, I thought nothing of it
But then I got a call after just a little bit...
#129 - a dinosaur (12/21/2009) [-]
Thunder yak began his life's dream with groupies and whipped cream. The road of rock chose, soon problems arose...
User avatar #130 - ThunderYak (12/21/2009) [-]
I became depressed
In a mess
the pain I felt was constant and much
Soon heroin became my crutch
Unable to stand without a shot
The better I felt, the worse I got
I had become a monster, the very person I had hated
Was this my choice? Or was it just fated?
I hated life, I hated the pain
Though without, they say there's no gain
It wasn't worth it anymore
I took 3 little pills and lay on the floor
Was this it? Was I done?
Had my sickness finally won?
#133 - a dinosaur (12/22/2009) [-]
When things for dear thunder yak were going down the drain...the drugs and hookers couldn't ease his pain, he was losing hi mind and going to die...until the day when a lady with one eye showed up and said "my son I can help" He looked up from the piles of puke and yelped. She stared at his eyes this fucker was high...she could not deny such a good young fellow the right to fight a liver of yellow..."I'm lindsay lohan!" she exclaimed! I can help you get rid of this pain...go through the forests of crack and weed find the wizard there who goes by creed he will point you to the castle spears, there they can dry your drug faced tears.
User avatar #134 - ThunderYak (12/22/2009) [-]
"Oh my God! An alien!" I exclamed with a fright
Maybe my ol' dead momma was right,
"Them drugs ain't nothin but troubles" She used to say
So I decided to quit right then that day
I came out of depression, and went clean
When I met a young man named Dean
He had nowhere to go, just like I was
So I sat beside him in that seat on the bus
He told me his troubles I told him mine
I invited him over to my house where we would dine
#10 - Excellent, lets roll boys. 12/20/2009 on kowalski's profile 0
#17 - I wanna see Mr. Hariman.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2009 on fosters home for imaginary... +3
#27 - anonymous (12/20/2009) [-]
probably looks like the rabbit with the pocketwatch from alice in wonderland with a tophat.

-muhahaha>:3
#7 - Wow that must suck... I can imagine the taunts and jeers you e… 12/20/2009 on sonictheguy's profile 0
#5 - Dammit I'm learning! Why internets? WHY?? 12/20/2009 on When you divide by zero -1
#120 - I am the Kool-aid. Me and my sick rhymes. 12/19/2009 on ThunderYak's profile 0
#119 - What? Hey... Why'd you block me? I would like to know... Becau… 12/19/2009 on ThunderYak's profile 0
#13 - Happy Kwanzaa to you too my friend. 12/19/2009 on JiggyWilson's profile 0
#158 - Not all Americans are fat, but many can't spell and have poor grammar.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2009 on The Earth At Night. +4
#168 - anonymous (12/19/2009) [-]
This is important because...? America does have a high literacy rate, but we are on the internet after all, who really gives a damn about spelling and grammar? Not to mention that you have no proof that he is American, you simply assume because of his position on this argument.

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User avatar #284 - majormayor (03/16/2014) [-]
the truth
User avatar #283 - midgman (07/09/2010) [-]
I'M A LEVEL OVER YOU! WHAT NOW?!?
#281 - EeveeMaster **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
leave or stay, make up your mind
User avatar #282 to #316 - ThunderYak (06/06/2010) [-]
I'll take both options! I only come around once in a while cause Funnyjunk kinda bores me now, plus I like being celebrated whenever I do log on. haha
User avatar #280 - xxELITExx (04/13/2010) [-]
SAVE FUNNYJUNK
i made a post for saving funnyjunk. thumb it up for everyone to see. its on my profile labeled save funnyjunk. we cannot let this site end!!!
I JUST DONT WANT TO LOSE THIS SITE!! ITS TOO AWESOME!!! thumb up instead of down for once!!! unless the pic is truely ****** !! but still!!
or you can make a post of your own!! ANYTHING!! I KNOW THAT NONE OF US WANT TO LOSE THIS SITE!!

sorry about the interuptance.
User avatar #276 - midgman (04/09/2010) [-]
lol we're at the same rank. lvl 7 eater of sammiches
User avatar #277 to #311 - ThunderYak (04/10/2010) [-]
But I pull it off better, Midget Mantis. How's your superhero videos coming along?
User avatar #278 to #312 - midgman (04/11/2010) [-]
pretty good. how's that new cherry flavor going, kool AIDS?
User avatar #279 to #313 - ThunderYak (04/11/2010) [-]
New? I've had cherry flavored AIDS for a long time. Damn vietnamese hookers...
User avatar #272 - partypete (04/09/2010) [-]
i was just searching around and saw that you have my POKEDADS 2!! on your favs.... i iz pleased
User avatar #273 to #307 - ThunderYak (04/09/2010) [-]
Yep. Is there a pokedads 1 somewhere? I looked on your profile but found only 2 and 3.
User avatar #274 to #308 - partypete (04/09/2010) [-]
i deleted it :O
User avatar #275 to #309 - ThunderYak (04/09/2010) [-]
OH NOOOOO!!!!
User avatar #268 - funnygurl (04/08/2010) [-]
therez not!!
y?
XD
User avatar #269 to #303 - ThunderYak (04/08/2010) [-]
Because in up and down is relative, in space there's no relativity unless you make a reference point. Trippy, huh?
User avatar #270 to #304 - funnygurl (04/08/2010) [-]
Yaaaa!!!!
Hehehe!!!!
Thats pretty cool!!!
User avatar #271 to #305 - ThunderYak (04/08/2010) [-]
Yep, it's amazing what you learn if you pay attention in school. Unfortunately I don't care enough to.
User avatar #264 - HomeSikk (04/06/2010) [-]
So thats where you've been
User avatar #265 to #299 - ThunderYak (04/06/2010) [-]
Yes indeed. It's all true. The way I died was tragic...
User avatar #266 to #300 - HomeSikk (04/06/2010) [-]
Indeed. Your a ghost now i suppose?
User avatar #267 to #301 - ThunderYak (04/06/2010) [-]
Did you not read the description? I AM A TURTLE.
#262 - EeveeMaster **User deleted account** (04/05/2010) [-]
[url deleted]


join desu~
#260 - EeveeMaster **User deleted account** (04/05/2010) [-]
btw this is nightmarepikachus 2nd account i going to use this one more often
User avatar #250 - nightmarepikachu (03/27/2010) [-]
**** i missed it, you were online
User avatar #251 to #284 - ThunderYak (04/04/2010) [-]
I know right, sucks for you.
User avatar #252 to #285 - nightmarepikachu (04/04/2010) [-]
lol what happened
User avatar #254 to #286 - ThunderYak (04/04/2010) [-]
I died and was reincarnated. You'll never guess what as.
User avatar #257 to #289 - ThunderYak (04/05/2010) [-]
Dang, how did you know? It's kinda hard to type like this, but as always, I value correct spelling and grammar.
User avatar #258 to #291 - nightmarepikachu (04/05/2010) [-]
so how much has the site changed for you
#247 - Deuces **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
sup spermstick, havent seen you around........youre boyfriend break up with you?
User avatar #249 to #281 - ThunderYak (03/27/2010) [-]
How long did it take you to come up with that? Did you think of it when you were doin your daddy?
User avatar #243 - Requiem (01/16/2010) [-]
Of Course I Won't Eat You.. Have You Not Heard Of Self Control? Ahh i See You Are Very Well At Seeing The Real Person?
#246 to #275 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
What in the **** is self control, it sounds evil keep it away from me! **** YOUR BLACK MAGIC YOU EVIL **** !!!
#242 - thespammer **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
Spam for you!
User avatar #240 - koolaidkiller (01/15/2010) [-]
we did have a truce when you came back from imagination land
User avatar #207 - HomeSikk (01/10/2010) [-]
Wassup Dead dude hows it hangin?
User avatar #213 to #219 - ThunderYak (01/11/2010) [-]
Like your granny's titties.
User avatar #214 to #225 - HomeSikk (01/11/2010) [-]
Damn...your hangin that low?
User avatar #215 to #226 - ThunderYak (01/11/2010) [-]
Haha nah, I'm good. Just thinkin of something funny to say... Did it make you chuckle?
User avatar #201 - thelolking (01/10/2010) [-]
Keep up the good!
sinserly, thelolking
User avatar #229 to #211 - HomeSikk (01/13/2010) [-]
oh im lookin at you four chan cuz you look kinda fat but if you go around and around your never gonna last cuz your rhymes are old bro i think its a no go you kinda ****** in yo tank top and sandels
User avatar #205 to #211 - ThunderYak (01/10/2010) [-]
Thank you your majesty.
#199 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/09/2010) [-]
Beauty tips: 1. Wear a shirt. 2. Wear some pants 3. wear sunglasses. If options one and two are unavailable three becomes mandatory.
User avatar #204 to #209 - ThunderYak (01/10/2010) [-]
I'll keep that in mind. what about shaved scrotums, in or out?
#192 - anonymous (01/08/2010) [-]
Hey! Go to RikkiLynn's profile. I made a catchphrase. PS. I call batman as who I am as a super hero, and as your sidekick. Who are you?
- Chris
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