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I creep up from that shadow when unexpected then glide my knife across your neck like flipping the page in a book then return unnoticed. I watch as you eat, sleep and shit from a mile away a squeeze from removing the very breath that gives you existance. I live knowing that my very existance strikes fear into my enemies. I exist for the purpose that your life is preference and that mine is fact. I know things no man could imagine much less comprehend. I am a United States Reconnaissance Marine.

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    Droppin bombs Droppin bombs
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    Martini's you say? Martini's you say?
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    SPILLED MILK SPILLED MILK
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#73 - Not carbon fiber. Carbon fiber takes a resin to harden. Hence … 02/01/2013 on Nano suit +3
#11 - I saw this at shotshow. Its relatively new. There arent many o… 12/26/2012 on Beretta U22 Neos 0
#58 - This was hilarious. 08/30/2012 on Post war Pat anyone? 0
#313 - My friend has a Nexus 7 if Google wanted to they could take ov… 08/30/2012 on Apple inventions 0
#310 - So whats the score then boss? How many were actually Apples patents? 08/30/2012 on Apple inventions 0
#305 - Yeahh I just have all my pics in downloads... Well at least Ai… 08/30/2012 on Apple inventions 0
#303 - Send this to Samsung's lawyer's they will have a field day with this,  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Apple inventions 0
User avatar #369 - gatsu (08/30/2012) [-]
They wouldn't do anything with it 'cause they aren't whining faggot like apple's one
#320 - mahavir (08/30/2012) [-]
Thing is, even though these things were in existence before Apple made them "Innovative", they were not patented. Apple's idea of innovation is use others stuff, and get it patented... So this would not hold water in a court
#22 - Meh don't worry about it. We all know what you're saying haha.…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/28/2012 on OIL +2
#23 - jakols (08/28/2012) [-]
Here, Take a compliment my good sir
#55 - cookielord (08/28/2012) [-]
I like this version better :)
#52 - kampi (08/28/2012) [-]
"People are never going to give you up!"
User avatar #50 - plasmaballs (08/28/2012) [-]
"you're awesome!"
User avatar #34 - drakesblood (08/28/2012) [-]
"You are truly good looking."

Someone did use the word "epic" to describe my beard earlier, and it's not the first time that's happened...
#30 - xnotcreative (08/28/2012) [-]
I pulled out "You deserve better then him/her!"

It's funny because my girlfriend cheated on me with 4 other guys (throughout our whole relationship), and I'm still with her.
#48 - muzzington has deleted their comment.
#51 - xnotcreative (08/28/2012) [-]
I can't... I already tried... I'm way too obsessed with her, I seriously gave her everything I could possibly offer her.

I'm 17, so I don't have much money, but when I do get my hand on some, it always goes to her earrings, clothes, bleach, hair dye, shoes, and whatever else would make her feel beautiful...

This apparently was my downfall, because she felt confident enough to go out, and date multiple guys, because I'm not good enough... I did try my best to make her happy though, I know this sounds lame, but... I wrote her countless love letters just to see her smile and give me hugs. I don't get hugs much, so... when I get them, I'm extremely happy.

Thank you for listening to my sob story, it actually feels amazing knowing someone out there cares...
#80 - muzzington has deleted their comment.
#76 - jakols (08/28/2012) [-]
i know the feel way to well my friend
you just described my own love life
the only difference is that i dumped what now is my ex, but to this very moment i still miss her. we chat some, and hang out every now and then. i know she hurt me several times, but damn, she is my cocaine.
#29 - addictakilla (08/28/2012) [-]
"You're really good at what you do" and
"You really know how to handle yourself."
mfw
#28 - SirPrize (08/28/2012) [-]
"Chicks touch themselves thinking about you!"
#25 - habasparkz (08/28/2012) [-]
Well that made me sad
#26 - jakols (08/28/2012) [-]
#24 - bigredtomato (08/28/2012) [-]
Did that 3 times because bored and 3 times I had "Someone out there has a crush on you"..
#7 - Still makes for an interesting plot. 08/28/2012 on Time travel 0
#20 - Oppression?  [+] (17 new replies) 08/28/2012 on OIL +12
#21 - jakols (08/28/2012) [-]
all i can say is fuck Google translate for giving me the wrong word
i had literally no idea what the English word for "Undertrykkelse"(Norwegian) was
User avatar #22 - TheWombat (08/28/2012) [-]
Meh don't worry about it. We all know what you're saying haha. But now you know anyways ^_^
#23 - jakols (08/28/2012) [-]
Here, Take a compliment my good sir
#55 - cookielord (08/28/2012) [-]
I like this version better :)
#52 - kampi (08/28/2012) [-]
"People are never going to give you up!"
User avatar #50 - plasmaballs (08/28/2012) [-]
"you're awesome!"
User avatar #34 - drakesblood (08/28/2012) [-]
"You are truly good looking."

Someone did use the word "epic" to describe my beard earlier, and it's not the first time that's happened...
#30 - xnotcreative (08/28/2012) [-]
I pulled out "You deserve better then him/her!"

It's funny because my girlfriend cheated on me with 4 other guys (throughout our whole relationship), and I'm still with her.
#48 - muzzington has deleted their comment.
#51 - xnotcreative (08/28/2012) [-]
I can't... I already tried... I'm way too obsessed with her, I seriously gave her everything I could possibly offer her.

I'm 17, so I don't have much money, but when I do get my hand on some, it always goes to her earrings, clothes, bleach, hair dye, shoes, and whatever else would make her feel beautiful...

This apparently was my downfall, because she felt confident enough to go out, and date multiple guys, because I'm not good enough... I did try my best to make her happy though, I know this sounds lame, but... I wrote her countless love letters just to see her smile and give me hugs. I don't get hugs much, so... when I get them, I'm extremely happy.

Thank you for listening to my sob story, it actually feels amazing knowing someone out there cares...
#80 - muzzington has deleted their comment.
#76 - jakols (08/28/2012) [-]
i know the feel way to well my friend
you just described my own love life
the only difference is that i dumped what now is my ex, but to this very moment i still miss her. we chat some, and hang out every now and then. i know she hurt me several times, but damn, she is my cocaine.
#29 - addictakilla (08/28/2012) [-]
"You're really good at what you do" and
"You really know how to handle yourself."
mfw
#28 - SirPrize (08/28/2012) [-]
"Chicks touch themselves thinking about you!"
#25 - habasparkz (08/28/2012) [-]
Well that made me sad
#26 - jakols (08/28/2012) [-]
#24 - bigredtomato (08/28/2012) [-]
Did that 3 times because bored and 3 times I had "Someone out there has a crush on you"..
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#3 - zenen (03/14/2011) [-]
i cant open the 4share thing i got a mac and it wont let me
User avatar #4 to #3 - TheWombat (03/14/2011) [-]
I got a website for you I you will have to download them individually.
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*hint hint* all the other comics are there too
#5 to #4 - zenen (03/14/2011) [-]
you.are.the. ****
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User avatar #2 to #1 - TheWombat (03/13/2011) [-]
Yes sir
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