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I creep up from that shadow when unexpected then glide my knife across your neck like flipping the page in a book then return unnoticed. I watch as you eat, sleep and shit from a mile away a squeeze from removing the very breath that gives you existance. I live knowing that my very existance strikes fear into my enemies. I exist for the purpose that your life is preference and that mine is fact. I know things no man could imagine much less comprehend. I am a United States Reconnaissance Marine.
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#51 - xnotcreative (08/28/2012) [-]
I can't... I already tried... I'm way too obsessed with her, I seriously gave her everything I could possibly offer her.
I'm 17, so I don't have much money, but when I do get my hand on some, it always goes to her earrings, clothes, bleach, hair dye, shoes, and whatever else would make her feel beautiful...
This apparently was my downfall, because she felt confident enough to go out, and date multiple guys, because I'm not good enough... I did try my best to make her happy though, I know this sounds lame, but... I wrote her countless love letters just to see her smile and give me hugs. I don't get hugs much, so... when I get them, I'm extremely happy.
Thank you for listening to my sob story, it actually feels amazing knowing someone out there cares...
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