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TheVertigo

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: CodenameUtopian
X-box Gamertag: CodenameUtopian
Date Signed Up:10/14/2010
Location:Cleveland Ohio
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#1908 - I have a facebook and skype. But I won't say what they are on …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1909 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
Understandable. I'm not concerned though. Add me, xDember on skype if you want. Maybe we can message each other or even voice call sometime if you're up for it
#1906 - I don't get to talk to people often, so I relish the ability t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1907 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
... D'aw, hon. Do you have a facebook account or something? Skype maybe? lol
User avatar #1908 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I have a facebook and skype. But I won't say what they are on an open comment
User avatar #1909 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
Understandable. I'm not concerned though. Add me, xDember on skype if you want. Maybe we can message each other or even voice call sometime if you're up for it
#1903 - And and and I could do things for you!  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1905 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
oh nevermind I'm dumb, too many hours have passed and I forgot I mentioned it from the start.

I was beginning to wonder if you were a bit feminine in orientation as well as looks, lol.
User avatar #1906 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I don't get to talk to people often, so I relish the ability to, whenever I can. And I tend to get rather over-excited at times. But that's just kinda normal.
User avatar #1907 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
... D'aw, hon. Do you have a facebook account or something? Skype maybe? lol
User avatar #1908 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I have a facebook and skype. But I won't say what they are on an open comment
User avatar #1909 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
Understandable. I'm not concerned though. Add me, xDember on skype if you want. Maybe we can message each other or even voice call sometime if you're up for it
User avatar #1904 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
okay I've been idly curious the whole time but now I'm downright intrigued

what sex do you think I am
#1901 - I can still be a good friend!  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1902 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
aw, well good friends would receive hair pets if I could reach them
User avatar #1903 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
And and and I could do things for you!
User avatar #1905 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
oh nevermind I'm dumb, too many hours have passed and I forgot I mentioned it from the start.

I was beginning to wonder if you were a bit feminine in orientation as well as looks, lol.
User avatar #1906 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I don't get to talk to people often, so I relish the ability to, whenever I can. And I tend to get rather over-excited at times. But that's just kinda normal.
User avatar #1907 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
... D'aw, hon. Do you have a facebook account or something? Skype maybe? lol
User avatar #1908 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I have a facebook and skype. But I won't say what they are on an open comment
User avatar #1909 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
Understandable. I'm not concerned though. Add me, xDember on skype if you want. Maybe we can message each other or even voice call sometime if you're up for it
User avatar #1904 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
okay I've been idly curious the whole time but now I'm downright intrigued

what sex do you think I am
#1899 - I can do that! No crate for me!  [+] (10 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1900 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
in all fairness you'd probably shed less than my others

shame you're in Ohio and we're in California tho.
User avatar #1901 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I can still be a good friend!
User avatar #1902 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
aw, well good friends would receive hair pets if I could reach them
User avatar #1903 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
And and and I could do things for you!
User avatar #1905 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
oh nevermind I'm dumb, too many hours have passed and I forgot I mentioned it from the start.

I was beginning to wonder if you were a bit feminine in orientation as well as looks, lol.
User avatar #1906 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I don't get to talk to people often, so I relish the ability to, whenever I can. And I tend to get rather over-excited at times. But that's just kinda normal.
User avatar #1907 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
... D'aw, hon. Do you have a facebook account or something? Skype maybe? lol
User avatar #1908 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I have a facebook and skype. But I won't say what they are on an open comment
User avatar #1909 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
Understandable. I'm not concerned though. Add me, xDember on skype if you want. Maybe we can message each other or even voice call sometime if you're up for it
User avatar #1904 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
okay I've been idly curious the whole time but now I'm downright intrigued

what sex do you think I am
#1897 - What does being your pet imply?  [+] (12 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1898 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
well if you're fully housebroken and don't fight with the other critters you get bed privileges, if you can find a place to fit any accidents and you spend the rest of the night in a crate, fair is fair

it's the most probable way to achieve hair pettings, see
User avatar #1899 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I can do that!

No crate for me!
User avatar #1900 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
in all fairness you'd probably shed less than my others

shame you're in Ohio and we're in California tho.
User avatar #1901 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I can still be a good friend!
User avatar #1902 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
aw, well good friends would receive hair pets if I could reach them
User avatar #1903 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
And and and I could do things for you!
User avatar #1905 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
oh nevermind I'm dumb, too many hours have passed and I forgot I mentioned it from the start.

I was beginning to wonder if you were a bit feminine in orientation as well as looks, lol.
User avatar #1906 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I don't get to talk to people often, so I relish the ability to, whenever I can. And I tend to get rather over-excited at times. But that's just kinda normal.
User avatar #1907 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
... D'aw, hon. Do you have a facebook account or something? Skype maybe? lol
User avatar #1908 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I have a facebook and skype. But I won't say what they are on an open comment
User avatar #1909 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
Understandable. I'm not concerned though. Add me, xDember on skype if you want. Maybe we can message each other or even voice call sometime if you're up for it
User avatar #1904 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
okay I've been idly curious the whole time but now I'm downright intrigued

what sex do you think I am
#1894 - (Going back up because reply limits) DO IT! I love be…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1896 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
well I have quite a few but, well, what's one more

sure, you can be my pet if you want
User avatar #1897 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
What does being your pet imply?
User avatar #1898 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
well if you're fully housebroken and don't fight with the other critters you get bed privileges, if you can find a place to fit any accidents and you spend the rest of the night in a crate, fair is fair

it's the most probable way to achieve hair pettings, see
User avatar #1899 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I can do that!

No crate for me!
User avatar #1900 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
in all fairness you'd probably shed less than my others

shame you're in Ohio and we're in California tho.
User avatar #1901 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I can still be a good friend!
User avatar #1902 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
aw, well good friends would receive hair pets if I could reach them
User avatar #1903 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
And and and I could do things for you!
User avatar #1905 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
oh nevermind I'm dumb, too many hours have passed and I forgot I mentioned it from the start.

I was beginning to wonder if you were a bit feminine in orientation as well as looks, lol.
User avatar #1906 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I don't get to talk to people often, so I relish the ability to, whenever I can. And I tend to get rather over-excited at times. But that's just kinda normal.
User avatar #1907 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
... D'aw, hon. Do you have a facebook account or something? Skype maybe? lol
User avatar #1908 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
I have a facebook and skype. But I won't say what they are on an open comment
User avatar #1909 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
Understandable. I'm not concerned though. Add me, xDember on skype if you want. Maybe we can message each other or even voice call sometime if you're up for it
User avatar #1904 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
okay I've been idly curious the whole time but now I'm downright intrigued

what sex do you think I am
#1892 - Not just luscious, but soft as hell too.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1893 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
sounds fabulous

hell, I'd pet you
#1890 - How to keep me looking female, I would guess? I dunno. I tend …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1891 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
but... nobody can see your sideburns, can they? your luscious locks of brunette hair clearly seems to cover them
User avatar #1892 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
Not just luscious, but soft as hell too.
User avatar #1893 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
sounds fabulous

hell, I'd pet you
#1888 - I guess that's what they're called. So... Kinda? I try to keep…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
User avatar #1889 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
how did this topic begin in this conversation again?
User avatar #1890 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
How to keep me looking female, I would guess? I dunno. I tend to wander in conversation... A lot.
User avatar #1891 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
but... nobody can see your sideburns, can they? your luscious locks of brunette hair clearly seems to cover them
User avatar #1892 - TheVertigo (06/21/2015) [-]
Not just luscious, but soft as hell too.
User avatar #1893 - Dember (06/21/2015) [-]
sounds fabulous

hell, I'd pet you

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User avatar #1 - conspiracist (09/28/2011) [-]
my friend. are you by chance.... Hungarian?
User avatar #2 to #14 - TheVertigo ONLINE (09/28/2011) [-]
Igen, I am. Why do you ask?
User avatar #3 to #15 - conspiracist (10/01/2011) [-]
oh because i saw the flag and so am i. i just thaught i was the only Hungarian that goes ont his sight
User avatar #4 to #16 - TheVertigo ONLINE (10/01/2011) [-]
Nem, my friend.
User avatar #9 to #4 - csondi (08/30/2013) [-]
Pécsi Master Race reporting in
User avatar #10 to #9 - TheVertigo ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Üdvözöljük!
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