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TheSchwartz

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:New York
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Content Ranking:#6660
Comment Ranking:#13259
Highest Content Rank:#6495
Highest Comment Rank:#1369
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Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
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Times Content Favorited:102 times
Total Comments Made:2218
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Little Johnny did some crack,
Nearly had a heart attack.
Little Johnny smoked some pot,
A little hungry's all he got.

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#29 - I'll Be Gone 03/25/2015 on Flip book +3
#27 - Taaaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeeeee!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Flip book +11
#28 - thebeatlesfan (03/25/2015) [-]
Take
Me
On
User avatar #29 - TheSchwartz (03/25/2015) [-]
I'll
Be
Gone
#25 - Who's a happy boy? 03/24/2015 on so drink into the drink +7
#282 - **TheSchwartz used "*roll picture*"** **TheSchwartz rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Get your own North Korean... +2
User avatar #284 - mightypoggers (03/24/2015) [-]
That picture can have my missile if you know what im saying.
#83 - mmm, buttery. 03/16/2015 on Nature love. 0
#141 - This is definitely going to get run into the ground before the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on ha +5
User avatar #142 - komandantmirkoo (03/12/2015) [-]
it's the natural life cycle of any joke that enters this place.
#56 - Scandinavian  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on English speaking master race. +12
User avatar #74 - thesovereigngrave (03/05/2015) [-]
Maybe a few centuries ago.
#169 - gaffateip (03/05/2015) [-]
Dragonborn of our era
#688 - And then she told him "I'm thirstier than a naked Swedish… 02/25/2015 on FJ Writes A Story 0
#20 - Picture 02/22/2015 on mystical +1
#70 - Picture 02/20/2015 on Blood lamp +3

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#10 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi TheSchwartz! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheSchwartz (06/21/2014) [-]
So, you've finally came.
User avatar #6 - atomicman (03/09/2014) [-]
And then we got this idiot
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