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TheSchwartz

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:New York
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Little Johnny did some crack,
Nearly had a heart attack.
Little Johnny smoked some pot,
A little hungry's all he got.

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#5 - The Jew cube should be eating chinese food. 12/24/2015 on Polandball Christmas 2 +1
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#3 - Thanks for all the comics, man! You've really outdone yourself…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on Three to be +29
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#5 - samio (12/18/2015) [-]
Thank you.

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#16 - This seems like a forced joke...but to be fair, that would exp…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on He Has A Point +5
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#17 - halor (12/15/2015) [-]
i watched the episode basically the mom lied to the son who's a genius and told him that Santa was a scientist...he then went to a Christmas party at his dads restaurant where 2 Santa's showed up at which point to cover her butt she said the real Santa was chinese and he does in fact agree with her lie because all of the toys say made in china
#4 - ...spoils the bunch.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on (untitled) +2
#5 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Makes cider

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#7 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheSchwartz (06/21/2014) [-]
So, you've finally came.
User avatar #6 - atomicman (03/09/2014) [-]
And then we got this idiot
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