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Gender: male
Age: 111
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Civilization V
Date Signed Up:11/18/2010
Location:Earth
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Damnit, why won't the age go bellow 1901? Alright, anyways, I'll keep this short. For all of you who are stupid, I am a Dragon. In fact I am a RED dragon, hence the name. I was born in 302 AD, and was a private pet of Caesar Diocletian, and on his death in 311, I was released into the wilds of Northern Europe. For hundreds of years I have preyed on the Nordic peoples, but until recently, I have moved to the new world to live in the frozen north of Canada. Also, I have the internet. Yeah.

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#111 - Another good pic of him. 02/16/2013 on Freaking me out man! +11
#79 - Literally every picture in this comp is a repost.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on Am I doing it right? +5
#81 - hydrosbro (02/16/2013) [-]
#379 - Battletoads? 02/15/2013 on Battletoads *fixed* +11
#92 - It's almost as if humour is a personal preference... 02/15/2013 on Beyonce +4
#80 - Is was due on the 4th of July, so I guess that puts me around … 02/15/2013 on very clever, ikea 0
#118 - China is getting really tired of NK's BS. Real tired. 02/14/2013 on north korea +8
#54 - What will happen if North Korea nukes the USA.  [+] (20 new replies) 02/14/2013 on north korea +48
#179 - firecrotchq (02/14/2013) [-]
They don't even have missiles that can reach the US, and any attack they would do on anyone would practically be suicide. We are almost allies with all countries they are close to, while they have basically zero allies, they would be pummeled like that annoying spoiled kid from your childhood.
#196 - cabbagemayhem (02/14/2013) [-]
They're already suicidal. This is like a cry for help, so we might have to help the fuck out of them!
User avatar #84 - zxxxmightyxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
People dont realise that the North Korean military IS to be reckoned with. Sure they may not be able to invade countries but im sure even the USA would think twice efore attacking them.
User avatar #88 - paranoidmuffin (02/14/2013) [-]
The US would bomb them so much that it would look like Afghanistan when They're through. There won't be much left of the North Korean military after that.
User avatar #95 - zxxxmightyxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
heh, its debatable. I dont think North Korea would lay there, like a sitting duck.
#202 - cabbagemayhem (02/14/2013) [-]
Lol, no it is not debatable. They don't have the economy, man-power, technology, aerial forces, navy, or even allies to conduct a decent defense against an experienced first-class military. We're not going to do anything arbitrarily, but if they leave us no choice we will surely put their tyrannical regime to an end, and it would happen swiftly, especially with China and Russia bearing down on them.
User avatar #105 - bigairchicago (02/14/2013) [-]
I completely agree, people think they are small, they have a good military program so I wouldn't want to mess with them
User avatar #135 - meganinja (02/14/2013) [-]
Just think about how large the United State's Air Force is. The USA can bomb the shit out of the Best Korea, and if they try to get some planes into the air they'll knock those out of the Sky. Also South Korea (with twice the population and many, many times the economic power of North Korea, will assist any attacks on North Korea in all likelyhood.
User avatar #97 - paranoidmuffin (02/14/2013) [-]
True, but then again if the US uses nuclear warheads we can expect a lot of them either dying from the blasts, or the radiation. i highly doubt the North Koreans will find out about an attack before its too late.
User avatar #101 - zxxxmightyxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
Nuclear Warheads are a last resort. The US government knows this. I think they would reosrt to use it they were in danger of losing a territory not to attack a country. They wouldnt create a Hiroshima 2.0
#71 - breakfastlunch (02/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #66 - niggaranger (02/14/2013) [-]
the island of korea looks like a good vacation spot!


boom south korea, i just made you money..


you're welcome..
User avatar #63 - scg (02/14/2013) [-]
china wouldnt allow it
User avatar #142 - chrisruler (02/14/2013) [-]
North Korea is to China as Israel is to the US. The bigger guy will protect the smaller guy at all costs....until the smaller guy starts acting like a fucking retard.
#200 - cabbagemayhem (02/14/2013) [-]
U.S. to Israel is not a big guy/small guy thing, but a religious thing. What religious ties does China have to NK? And, how is Israel acting like a retard?
User avatar #205 - chrisruler (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't think you understood a thing i said. The US is very good allies with israel and have been for many years. They arent allies because of religion, that wouldnt make any sence for the US to ally with someone due to religion. And where did i say Israel was being a fucking retard? I said the big guy will protect the small guy until he starts acting like a fucking retard. US has been protecting israel from Iran for years and they still are...right? China has stepped away from north korea due to them publicly saying that they want to bomb the US. Hence the "acting like a retard" part.
#206 - cabbagemayhem (02/14/2013) [-]
Thank you for clarifying, douchebag. Didn't like my comment? Well, go fuck yourself. America is tied to Israel not only in heritage, but religiously as well. Our founding fathers admired them greatly, and some believed they have done more to civilize man than any other nation, so I would hope we wouldn't drop them off at the first sign of trouble like any old ally.
#118 - TheRedDragon (02/14/2013) [-]
China is getting really tired of NK's BS. Real tired.
User avatar #107 - renegadehawk (02/14/2013) [-]
They and the Russians joined in the condemnation of the test. I'm sure if shit hits the fan, they'll back out.
#197 - cabbagemayhem (02/14/2013) [-]
Or help! lol
#241 - Picture 02/14/2013 on Nightmares +5
#488 - Such stupid bullshit. 02/14/2013 on why people hate niggers +9
#60 - Say it out loud. 02/14/2013 on Parenting, you're doing it... +2
#28 - Picture 02/13/2013 on I'm debating getting one -6
#141 - We didn't before? 02/10/2013 on This +2
#361 - No, you're right, it's impossible to directly test climate cha… 02/10/2013 on Climate Change 0
#200 - Climate science has been around since the 19th century, with a…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Climate Change 0
#371 - svante (02/11/2013) [-]
I am in this comment!!!
#270 - N. Korean citizen (02/10/2013) [-]
200 years of climate data, and only 50 or so years of RELIABLE data are really not enough to conjecture for a 4.5 billion year old history.
#361 - TheRedDragon (02/10/2013) [-]
No, you're right, it's impossible to directly test climate change over billions of years. However, we can deduce it using the parts per million (ppm) concentration of CO2 from ice core samples compared to modern to modern concentrations.

As of 2009, Carbon Dioxide levels are 39%-148% over pre-industrial levels, meaning that, at least a little bit, there SHOULD be measurable climate change.

...and there is! Not very much, only about 0.8 °C difference. Yet the rate of CO2 output is increasing exponentially, so we can expect a big difference within a hundred years.

tl;dr: Human activity is most assuredly effecting the environment.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperature_record#Proxies:_tree_rings.2C_ice_cores:_the_last_2000_years
#139 - Fucking idiots. Iridium master race all the way!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on 4chan average rant +10
User avatar #159 - eddardstork (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear that iridium has a MASS EFFECT on the making of puns ;)
#49 - Picture 02/10/2013 on What have I created? +2
#158 - Latin alphabet? 02/10/2013 on Mind = Blown 0
#47 - i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the wa… 02/10/2013 on Life finds a way +9
#194 - It could also be considered democratic socialism like Sweden h… 02/10/2013 on Politics +6
#23 - Most lefties play right handed.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on Obama Guitar +2
User avatar #48 - travismackie (02/10/2013) [-]
Not all however...
#11 - I never knew that. Thanks. 02/09/2013 on A Hostage Situation +3
#22 - Picture 02/09/2013 on When the new kid tries to... +17
#48 - Fucking EA, Spore could have been awesome.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on EA Sports +17
User avatar #229 - iaminfactawizard (02/10/2013) [-]
I've been thinking.


What if you did a Kickstarter to make Spore the right way?
User avatar #61 - seelcudoom (02/09/2013) [-]
was still a decent game
just
come the fuck on man
there was suppose to be an entire sea creature stage
now you cant go 5 feet into the water without being eaten
User avatar #51 - crazyolitis (02/09/2013) [-]
All I can say about it: Wasted potential.
#7 - Why were the commenters names blurred out? It's not like it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on A Hostage Situation +7
User avatar #9 - severepwner (02/09/2013) [-]
Well Youtube has been giving the option to use your full name instead of an account name now. Could have been that.
#11 - TheRedDragon (02/09/2013) [-]
I never knew that. Thanks.
#67 - >watermark 02/09/2013 on what to do with books +7
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User avatar #69 - thesadpotatoe (01/11/2013) [-]
can i have your chicken statue?
#48 - dementedllama (10/13/2012) [-]
This pic is slightly related to your name.
User avatar #44 - kamehamehanurd (06/14/2012) [-]
I am what's up with the comments.
#45 to #51 - TheRedDragon (06/14/2012) [-]
Well, that's smashing.
Well, that's smashing.
User avatar #46 to #52 - kamehamehanurd (06/14/2012) [-]
Go to the second page of the comments on that post.
User avatar #40 - DrBobsPatient (04/10/2012) [-]
you know what, i'll just reply to you via message cause everyone is being fucking 12 years old, and it's no fucking shit she's wearing a sports bra, but some girls at the gym wear padded bras to gyms because they want to look better. everyone on FJ doesn't know shit. it's pointlesss in even stating fact or opinion when majority of peple on here are fat and instead of having a social life and bringing it to the internet, they take what they see on the internet and bring it to their real life...
User avatar #41 to #47 - TheRedDragon (04/10/2012) [-]
You know sir, I am beginning to believe that you are not in fact a real doctor.
User avatar #42 to #48 - DrBobsPatient (04/10/2012) [-]
i'm not... i'm the patient...
#36 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2012) [-]
Dragons? On the Internet? IMPOSSIBRU!
Who fashioned a computer to your size? :o
User avatar #37 to #43 - TheRedDragon (02/16/2012) [-]
I had to steal one from these fucking Eskimos. So I'm constantly hunched over a overheating laptop clicking the keys with a pencil in my mouth.
#38 to #44 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2012) [-]
So you don't have a giant computer then?

Well, that's kind of a relief. If someone made a dragon-sized CRT computer monitor, dropping it would probably set a record measurement on the Richter Scale.
User avatar #39 to #45 - TheRedDragon (02/19/2012) [-]
Your'e preaching to the choir, man. Last week I got a noise complaint for dropping one of those milk tanks you see on the back of semi-trucks.
User avatar #32 - furryflava (12/21/2011) [-]
are you a furry? owo
User avatar #33 to #39 - TheRedDragon (12/21/2011) [-]
Nope, just an extremely nerdy fascination with Dragons :P
User avatar #34 to #40 - furryflava (12/21/2011) [-]
ah -w-
#35 to #41 - TheRedDragon (12/21/2011) [-]
No worries man :)
No worries man :)
#29 - N. Korean citizen (09/19/2011) [-]
HOW'S GIVING ME thumbS UP COMING ALONG?
#30 to #36 - TheRedDragon (09/19/2011) [-]
I gave thumbs to all your comments.
#31 to #37 - N. Korean citizen (09/19/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled user legendaryhippo **

NO WAY ME TOO!!1!111!!!

ALSO THE PERSON I ROLL IS WHO I REALLY AM.
#25 - TheRedDragon (09/15/2011) [-]
**TheRedDragon rolled a random image**
User avatar #26 to #30 - TheRedDragon (09/15/2011) [-]
**TheRedDragon rolled user cochmongler **
User avatar #22 - blackholedragon (08/22/2011) [-]
lol way to back out after geting caught re-posting!
User avatar #23 to #22 - TheRedDragon (08/23/2011) [-]
Dude, I found it on stumble upon. So, I deleated it so I wouldn't get -100 thumbs.
User avatar #10 - seelcudoom (07/21/2011) [-]
hello there
#12 to #11 - seelcudoom (07/21/2011) [-]
fuck you ima dragon
fuck you ima dragon
#13 to #12 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
Bring it bitch!
#19 to #18 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
This is one of those things you see right before you are rushed to the emergency room from eating the stuff under the sink.
#20 to #19 - seelcudoom (07/21/2011) [-]
yep
yep
#9 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 058**
User avatar #2 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
I want to be inside of you
#3 to #2 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
What did I do now?
What did I do now?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
I am Sword and you are TheRedDragon. Therefore, I must brutally rape you.
#5 to #4 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
Shit nigga I'm out of here.
Shit nigga I'm out of here.
#6 to #5 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
Open it
#7 to #6 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
*le Open the Box*  
  
  
Oh Shit.
*le Open the Box*


Oh Shit.
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