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TheRedDragon  

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Date Signed Up:11/18/2010
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Damnit, why won't the age go bellow 1901? Alright, anyways, I'll keep this short. For all of you who are stupid, I am a Dragon. In fact I am a RED dragon, hence the name. I was born in 302 AD, and was a private pet of Caesar Diocletian, and on his death in 311, I was released into the wilds of Northern Europe. For hundreds of years I have preyed on the Nordic peoples, but until recently, I have moved to the new world to live in the frozen north of Canada. Also, I have the internet. Yeah.

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#329 - That just makes it worse for me then... 04/20/2012 on Funnyjunker fetish 0
#106 - Not sure if hot Or completely fucking …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Funnyjunker fetish +7
User avatar #124 - graywulf (04/19/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's shopped.
User avatar #329 - TheRedDragon (04/20/2012) [-]
That just makes it worse for me then...
#441 - **TheRedDragon rolls 67** What's the odds of rolling a 77? O… 04/18/2012 on Punchline +1
#143 - Don't worry, he's just a soap-opera star turned famous with &q… 04/18/2012 on NPH -1
#113 - A Song of Ice and Fire as the books are called. 04/18/2012 on Size does not matter 0
#245 - You COULD talk about the fact that we: A) Are Fat B) A… 04/17/2012 on ouc +1
#21 - He's the first emperor of UNIFIED China and built SECTIONS of … 04/17/2012 on Quin Shi Huang, First... +5
#28 - why are we whispering?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on PRETTEH +6
User avatar #32 - dragontamers (04/17/2012) [-]
i can't remember
#280 - But it's nice to get free slurpees then. Besides, that's my bi…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Philosoraptor +3
User avatar #312 - hyperriku (04/17/2012) [-]
I don't really even get this Rustle thing?
#315 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2012) [-]
Started on 4chan. basically jimmies are feelings, and rustling is disturbance. So if something bothered you, it rustled your jimmies.
User avatar #317 - hyperriku (04/17/2012) [-]
thanks anon.. didn't feel comfrotable saying that
User avatar #314 - RJstacy (04/17/2012) [-]
me neither
#224 - Unsubstantiated evidence? COUNT ME IN MOTHERFUCKER! 04/17/2012 on fixed +2
#1021 - America was the place that England dumped all the annoying rel… 04/17/2012 on Steve and his brother 0
#127 - MFW people were shocked by Ned Stark's death in Game of Thrones.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2012 on You killed Sean Bean? You... +8
User avatar #130 - deftcursor (04/16/2012) [-]
On Boardwalk Empire*
#129 - deftcursor (04/16/2012) [-]
I was only kinda upset, but I flipped shit for about 3 hours when they killed Jimmy Darmody, no joke.
User avatar #134 - meagainz (04/16/2012) [-]
Sauce!

User avatar #136 - deftcursor (04/16/2012) [-]
Boogie2988 on youtube, no idea which video
User avatar #143 - deftcursor (04/16/2012) [-]
I figured it was that one
#126 - But that's Faramir, a completely different actor...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2012 on You killed Sean Bean? You... 0
#145 - indytougar (04/16/2012) [-]
Its from a scene in the extended edition two towers but you probably never heard of it.
#356 - Picture 04/16/2012 on Must be a terrible show 0
#12 - The night sky would have looked differently when the Greek con… 04/15/2012 on WTF Constellations +1
#38 - He's known as the "Korean protester guy". 04/15/2012 on Badass Korean Guy +2
#57 - Potatoes used to be even more poisonous actually. You would ha… 04/15/2012 on Potatoes and their... +1
#43 - **TheRedDragon rolls 67** 04/15/2012 on Shake up the happiness 0
#42 - Beer hunter, anyone? 04/15/2012 on Shake up the happiness 0
#84 - **TheRedDragon rolls 36** 04/15/2012 on Ninja - like a boss 0
#49 - Dammit you got me... 04/14/2012 on Not a title +9
#47 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2012 on Not a title +9
User avatar #48 - andrewjla (04/14/2012) [-]
A RECORD LOW...
#49 - TheRedDragon (04/14/2012) [-]
Dammit you got me...
#623 - Successful troll is successful. Oh, btw, evolution i… 04/14/2012 on William Lane Craig pwns... +1
#28 - It's not like socialistic countries support space travel or an…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2012 on The Obama +17
User avatar #149 - upunkpunk (04/11/2012) [-]
because the soviet union was sooo successful...
User avatar #38 - jslut (04/11/2012) [-]
why not cut medicare and government handouts so people learn that they actually have to support themselves instead of relying on the government to take care of them. Oh wait work for something you say? fuck that imma chill
#56 - daviddares (04/11/2012) [-]
If what you say was true, sir, then why hasn't Canada collapsed yet? In fact, why is it doing better than the US economically right now? and according to UN polls, also doing socially and in terms of life expectancy.

Surely you don't believe that Socialism is like equal to communism? Particularly when this "American Socialism" as some people put it , is actually not even close to the "socialism" that Canada uses.
#160 - Is it bad that I recognised it instantly?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Bad luck Brian gets a job! +17
User avatar #199 - thelionheart (04/11/2012) [-]
I immediately recognised it too.I must not watch so much porn.
#162 - N. Korean citizen (04/11/2012) [-]
yes, but you certainly aren't alone.

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User avatar #69 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
can i have your chicken statue?
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#48 - dementedllama (10/13/2012) [-]
This pic is slightly related to your name.
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#47 - TheRedDragon (06/19/2012) [-]





test
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User avatar #44 - kamehamehanurd (06/14/2012) [-]
I am what's up with the comments.
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#45 to #51 - TheRedDragon (06/14/2012) [-]
Well, that's smashing.
Well, that's smashing.
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User avatar #46 to #52 - kamehamehanurd (06/14/2012) [-]
Go to the second page of the comments on that post.
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#43 - TheRedDragon (05/28/2012) [-]





test
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User avatar #40 - DrBobsPatient (04/10/2012) [-]
you know what, i'll just reply to you via message cause everyone is being fucking 12 years old, and it's no fucking shit she's wearing a sports bra, but some girls at the gym wear padded bras to gyms because they want to look better. everyone on FJ doesn't know shit. it's pointlesss in even stating fact or opinion when majority of peple on here are fat and instead of having a social life and bringing it to the internet, they take what they see on the internet and bring it to their real life...
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User avatar #41 to #47 - TheRedDragon (04/10/2012) [-]
You know sir, I am beginning to believe that you are not in fact a real doctor.
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User avatar #42 to #48 - DrBobsPatient (04/10/2012) [-]
i'm not... i'm the patient...
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#36 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2012) [-]
Dragons? On the Internet? IMPOSSIBRU!
Who fashioned a computer to your size? :o
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User avatar #37 to #43 - TheRedDragon (02/16/2012) [-]
I had to steal one from these fucking Eskimos. So I'm constantly hunched over a overheating laptop clicking the keys with a pencil in my mouth.
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#38 to #44 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2012) [-]
So you don't have a giant computer then?

Well, that's kind of a relief. If someone made a dragon-sized CRT computer monitor, dropping it would probably set a record measurement on the Richter Scale.
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User avatar #39 to #45 - TheRedDragon (02/19/2012) [-]
Your'e preaching to the choir, man. Last week I got a noise complaint for dropping one of those milk tanks you see on the back of semi-trucks.
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User avatar #32 - furryflava (12/21/2011) [-]
are you a furry? owo
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User avatar #33 to #39 - TheRedDragon (12/21/2011) [-]
Nope, just an extremely nerdy fascination with Dragons :P
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User avatar #34 to #40 - furryflava (12/21/2011) [-]
ah -w-
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#35 to #41 - TheRedDragon (12/21/2011) [-]
No worries man :)
No worries man :)
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#29 - N. Korean citizen (09/19/2011) [-]
HOW'S GIVING ME thumbS UP COMING ALONG?
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#30 to #36 - TheRedDragon (09/19/2011) [-]
I gave thumbs to all your comments.
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#31 to #37 - N. Korean citizen (09/19/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled user legendaryhippo **

NO WAY ME TOO!!1!111!!!

ALSO THE PERSON I ROLL IS WHO I REALLY AM.
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#25 - TheRedDragon (09/15/2011) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #30 - TheRedDragon (09/15/2011) [-]
**TheRedDragon rolled user cochmongler **
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User avatar #22 - blackholedragon (08/22/2011) [-]
lol way to back out after geting caught re-posting!
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User avatar #23 to #22 - TheRedDragon (08/23/2011) [-]
Dude, I found it on stumble upon. So, I deleated it so I wouldn't get -100 thumbs.
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User avatar #10 - seelcudoom (07/21/2011) [-]
hello there
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#12 to #11 - seelcudoom (07/21/2011) [-]
fuck you ima dragon
fuck you ima dragon
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#13 to #12 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
Bring it bitch!
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#15 to #14 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
He Rises!
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#17 to #16 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
Oh Shit.
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#19 to #18 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
This is one of those things you see right before you are rushed to the emergency room from eating the stuff under the sink.
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#20 to #19 - seelcudoom (07/21/2011) [-]
yep
yep
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#9 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 058**
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User avatar #2 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
I want to be inside of you
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#3 to #2 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
What did I do now?
What did I do now?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
I am Sword and you are TheRedDragon. Therefore, I must brutally rape you.
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#5 to #4 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
Shit nigga I'm out of here.
Shit nigga I'm out of here.
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#6 to #5 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
Open it
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#7 to #6 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
*le Open the Box* Oh Shit.
*le Open the Box*


Oh Shit.
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#1 - TheRedDragon (06/11/2011) [-]
Nice.
 
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