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Age: 111
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Civilization V
Date Signed Up:11/18/2010
Location:Earth
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Damnit, why won't the age go bellow 1901? Alright, anyways, I'll keep this short. For all of you who are stupid, I am a Dragon. In fact I am a RED dragon, hence the name. I was born in 302 AD, and was a private pet of Caesar Diocletian, and on his death in 311, I was released into the wilds of Northern Europe. For hundreds of years I have preyed on the Nordic peoples, but until recently, I have moved to the new world to live in the frozen north of Canada. Also, I have the internet. Yeah.

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#40 - Diet Coke inb4 "nobody wants that shit"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Just Water 0
#46 - N. Korean citizen (01/24/2013) [-]
Nobody wants that shit
#37 - Diet Coke. inb4 "nobody likes that shit" 01/23/2013 on Just Water 0
#35 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on MFW ... +3
User avatar #61 - gizmotechie (01/24/2013) [-]
seems legit.jpg
User avatar #62 - TheRedDragon (01/24/2013) [-]
It's not just legit, it's Scott of the Sahara!
#143 - Dat last panel 01/23/2013 on Elders react to Happy tree... 0
#148 - Thanks! 01/23/2013 on "Around the World" my ass +1
#65 - There isn't even a flagging option for that. 01/23/2013 on Irish and Muslim on a plane... +4
#78 - It's almost a crime this picture hasn't been posted yet.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on "Around the World" my ass +5
#80 - vilememory (01/23/2013) [-]
Here is a version without a water mark.
#148 - TheRedDragon (01/23/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#84 - WTF is up with that watermark? 01/23/2013 on Technological progress +9
#82 - Why the fuck is the original artist not credited? 01/23/2013 on Technological progress 0
#160 - Fuck yeah portal! 01/23/2013 on Some Choices... +2
#92 - It's a gif-making site, phaggot. 01/23/2013 on Boardroom Suggestions -... +2
#278 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Cactus +1
#30 - That's some fucking luck. Something that is wtf, has a penis, … 01/22/2013 on Mime Your Own Business. +3
#42 - YFW 01/22/2013 on convinced my friend he's... +7
#44 - Fuck it, I'm out of here. 01/22/2013 on Cowboy henk +1
#52 - not that i'm supporting vegans, but nobody is making you eat …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Vegan Bacon +25
#53 - zmbz (01/22/2013) [-]
You're damn right, thanks to this man.
#71 - Picture 01/22/2013 on Surprise baby red panda +5
#128 - The winters are nice. The summers are too sticky and humid for… 01/21/2013 on Oh Canada 0
#126 - Saskatchewan: -40 in the winter, 40 in the Summer. 01/21/2013 on Oh Canada 0
#125 - I used to live in BC. The weather is quite predictable and mild.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Oh Canada 0
#127 - feelythefeel (01/21/2013) [-]
Western BC is wet as shit with little/no snow. I love rain, hate the shit out of snow, so it works for me.
User avatar #128 - TheRedDragon (01/21/2013) [-]
The winters are nice. The summers are too sticky and humid for me there.
#68 - Huh. I was always under the impression that the Great Lakes ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Oh Canada 0
User avatar #80 - rulebysecrecy (01/21/2013) [-]
when we get the odd wind coming from the south, fuck yeah theres snow like no tomorrow, but most of our wind patterns come from north and west. leaving it very dry, cold and windy, with little precipitation due to the amount of travel the clouds have to do to get to toronto. we always hear about how buffalo gets like 30-40cm (1-1.5ft) of snow, and we're mad jealous.
User avatar #76 - aahrg (01/21/2013) [-]
nah, the lake regulates our temperature, so we have milder climate than alberta or somewhere else inland
#9 - Because Pandas are known for their willingness to reproduce. 01/21/2013 on Panda +15
#57 - MFW I live in Alberta and talk to people in BC.  [+] (24 new replies) 01/21/2013 on Oh Canada +24
#103 - johnnymajic (01/21/2013) [-]
Winterpeg up in this bitch.
Supposedly it's going to be -37 tomorrow
#102 - feelythefeel (01/21/2013) [-]
I use to live in Alberta, glad I got my ass to B.C (Specifically the Gulf Islands). The most we usually get is rain here.
User avatar #125 - TheRedDragon (01/21/2013) [-]
I used to live in BC. The weather is quite predictable and mild.
#127 - feelythefeel (01/21/2013) [-]
Western BC is wet as shit with little/no snow. I love rain, hate the shit out of snow, so it works for me.
User avatar #128 - TheRedDragon (01/21/2013) [-]
The winters are nice. The summers are too sticky and humid for me there.
User avatar #84 - theonetruegilda (01/21/2013) [-]
Alberta master race
User avatar #74 - lolwatthe (01/21/2013) [-]
Go to Calgary then, it's supposed to be 0 here after today is -17 ish.
#88 - N. Korean citizen (01/21/2013) [-]
Saskatchewan. -30 all week.
User avatar #126 - TheRedDragon (01/21/2013) [-]
Saskatchewan: -40 in the winter, 40 in the Summer.
User avatar #108 - stallwallwriter (01/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, seriously. I live on the east coast now where it's not bad at all, but I spent a winter in Saskatoon where we spent a week below forty.
#71 - therealrainbowdash (01/21/2013) [-]
Glorious -20C master race.
User avatar #69 - saveyourpoopers (01/21/2013) [-]
Nova Scotia here, rains alot snows abit.
#93 - mbernier (01/21/2013) [-]
supposed to be getting like 40 or so cm on tuesday!
#77 - beasert (01/21/2013) [-]
You know what they say about Nova Scotia; if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes.
User avatar #109 - stallwallwriter (01/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, true story. Halifax, btw, you?
#124 - beasert (01/21/2013) [-]
The Cape atm.
User avatar #79 - saveyourpoopers (01/21/2013) [-]
Lol.
User avatar #61 - rulebysecrecy (01/21/2013) [-]
i live in ontario, toronto area, im lucky if we get 2-3 snow falls a year now, never more than a foot of snow, makes me sad.
#113 - N. Korean citizen (01/21/2013) [-]
ikr I'm in the GTA too and there is no fucking snow to be seen anywhere.
User avatar #68 - TheRedDragon (01/21/2013) [-]
Huh. I was always under the impression that the Great Lakes get lots of snow. Shows how much I know.
User avatar #80 - rulebysecrecy (01/21/2013) [-]
when we get the odd wind coming from the south, fuck yeah theres snow like no tomorrow, but most of our wind patterns come from north and west. leaving it very dry, cold and windy, with little precipitation due to the amount of travel the clouds have to do to get to toronto. we always hear about how buffalo gets like 30-40cm (1-1.5ft) of snow, and we're mad jealous.
User avatar #76 - aahrg (01/21/2013) [-]
nah, the lake regulates our temperature, so we have milder climate than alberta or somewhere else inland
User avatar #65 - bokkos (01/21/2013) [-]
What the hell is it with Toronto and never having snow?
User avatar #75 - rulebysecrecy (01/21/2013) [-]
Toronto is part of the most southern parts of the country right? and most of our precipitation comes from the north and west, so when the clouds form over Hundsons bay most of the precipitation falls on quebec, and northern ontario, timmins, ottawa, cornwall, etc. and when it comes from the west, the coulds have to go over the rockies so it drops alot in BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba. so by the time the winds bring the storm, theres not much left for us :( plus im sure the mass pollution from toronto and hamilton doesnt help either.
#53 - I don't believe in anecdotes, but the biggest gamer I know is a girl. 01/21/2013 on Cool Story +4
#25 - Picture 01/21/2013 on Nature +8
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User avatar #69 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
can i have your chicken statue?
#48 - dementedllama (10/13/2012) [-]
This pic is slightly related to your name.
#47 - TheRedDragon (06/19/2012) [-]





test
User avatar #44 - kamehamehanurd (06/14/2012) [-]
I am what's up with the comments.
#45 to #51 - TheRedDragon (06/14/2012) [-]
Well, that's smashing.
Well, that's smashing.
User avatar #46 to #52 - kamehamehanurd (06/14/2012) [-]
Go to the second page of the comments on that post.
#43 - TheRedDragon (05/28/2012) [-]





test
User avatar #40 - DrBobsPatient (04/10/2012) [-]
you know what, i'll just reply to you via message cause everyone is being fucking 12 years old, and it's no fucking shit she's wearing a sports bra, but some girls at the gym wear padded bras to gyms because they want to look better. everyone on FJ doesn't know shit. it's pointlesss in even stating fact or opinion when majority of peple on here are fat and instead of having a social life and bringing it to the internet, they take what they see on the internet and bring it to their real life...
User avatar #41 to #47 - TheRedDragon (04/10/2012) [-]
You know sir, I am beginning to believe that you are not in fact a real doctor.
User avatar #42 to #48 - DrBobsPatient (04/10/2012) [-]
i'm not... i'm the patient...
#36 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2012) [-]
Dragons? On the Internet? IMPOSSIBRU!
Who fashioned a computer to your size? :o
User avatar #37 to #43 - TheRedDragon (02/16/2012) [-]
I had to steal one from these fucking Eskimos. So I'm constantly hunched over a overheating laptop clicking the keys with a pencil in my mouth.
#38 to #44 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2012) [-]
So you don't have a giant computer then?

Well, that's kind of a relief. If someone made a dragon-sized CRT computer monitor, dropping it would probably set a record measurement on the Richter Scale.
User avatar #39 to #45 - TheRedDragon (02/19/2012) [-]
Your'e preaching to the choir, man. Last week I got a noise complaint for dropping one of those milk tanks you see on the back of semi-trucks.
User avatar #32 - furryflava (12/21/2011) [-]
are you a furry? owo
User avatar #33 to #39 - TheRedDragon (12/21/2011) [-]
Nope, just an extremely nerdy fascination with Dragons :P
User avatar #34 to #40 - furryflava (12/21/2011) [-]
ah -w-
#35 to #41 - TheRedDragon (12/21/2011) [-]
No worries man :)
No worries man :)
#29 - N. Korean citizen (09/19/2011) [-]
HOW'S GIVING ME thumbS UP COMING ALONG?
#30 to #36 - TheRedDragon (09/19/2011) [-]
I gave thumbs to all your comments.
#31 to #37 - N. Korean citizen (09/19/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled user legendaryhippo **

NO WAY ME TOO!!1!111!!!

ALSO THE PERSON I ROLL IS WHO I REALLY AM.
#25 - TheRedDragon (09/15/2011) [-]
**TheRedDragon rolled a random image**
User avatar #26 to #30 - TheRedDragon (09/15/2011) [-]
**TheRedDragon rolled user cochmongler **
User avatar #22 - blackholedragon (08/22/2011) [-]
lol way to back out after geting caught re-posting!
User avatar #23 to #22 - TheRedDragon (08/23/2011) [-]
Dude, I found it on stumble upon. So, I deleated it so I wouldn't get -100 thumbs.
User avatar #10 - seelcudoom ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
hello there
#12 to #11 - seelcudoom ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
fuck you ima dragon
fuck you ima dragon
#13 to #12 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
Bring it bitch!
#14 to #13 - seelcudoom ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 to #14 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
He Rises!
#16 to #15 - seelcudoom ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 to #16 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
Oh Shit.
#18 to #17 - seelcudoom ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#19 to #18 - TheRedDragon (07/21/2011) [-]
This is one of those things you see right before you are rushed to the emergency room from eating the stuff under the sink.
#20 to #19 - seelcudoom ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
yep
yep
#9 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 058**
User avatar #2 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
I want to be inside of you
#3 to #2 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
What did I do now?
What did I do now?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
I am Sword and you are TheRedDragon. Therefore, I must brutally rape you.
#5 to #4 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
Shit nigga I'm out of here.
Shit nigga I'm out of here.
#6 to #5 - Sword (06/18/2011) [-]
Open it
#7 to #6 - TheRedDragon (06/18/2011) [-]
*le Open the Box*  
  
  
Oh Shit.
*le Open the Box*


Oh Shit.
#1 - TheRedDragon (06/11/2011) [-]
Nice.
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