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    hell of a good laugh hell of a good laugh
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#56 - yes 04/23/2014 on MeBrittany's profile 0
#51 - u r boring  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on MeBrittany's profile 0
User avatar #53 - MeBrittany (04/09/2014) [-]
u just mad i accidentally deleted you
User avatar #56 - TheRandomRussian (04/23/2014) [-]
yes
#278 - Except it wouldnt be the first time an airliner went off the r…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I hate flying 0
User avatar #280 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
this is the first time that an airliner
1. went off the radar,
2. has had absolutely no physical evidence turned up by rescue & search teams
3. and has been confirmed to have not disintegrated due to a major engine malfunction (because the cell phones of several missing persons rang when called for days after the disappearance meaning the phones themselves must be intact)

I don't want to bag on your country but there is no doubt in my mind that foul play of some kind was involved here, and your military seems the most likely candidate so far (which being an american, you don't know how relieved i am that i can say that about some other country for once)
#292 - fatalhermit (03/18/2014) [-]
you do realize that if this was foul play to make the world think the plane crashed they would have smashed all the cellphones, right?
User avatar #298 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
other way around, to make the world think the plane crashed they would keep the phones intact, phones would only be destroyed in an event of vaporization, which, if that scenario was fabricated in this hypothetical of Malaysia shooting the plane down, then it would raise more suspicions of foul play as there were no mechanical errors of any kind reported during the pre-flight inspection or by the automatic diagnostic systems on the plane during it's flight (up until contact was lost), the chance of such a catastrophic mechanical error ocurring with no precursor signs of malfunction is so unlikely it would obviously raise red flags of some kind,

the best case scenario for covering such an event up would be to dispose of the wreckage via scrapyards, burn the corpses in industrial ovens to render them unidentifiable even by dental records, leave the cellphones intact so the prevailing thought is that they crashed, and just let time take it's course so people forget about it
#274 - Highly unlikely Our military shooting down planes that our…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I hate flying 0
User avatar #275 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
you're right it is highly unlikely, as is the prospect of an entire airliner disappearing without a trace, doesn't mean it can't happen
User avatar #278 - TheRandomRussian (03/18/2014) [-]
Except it wouldnt be the first time an airliner went off the radar.
But I will give you the benefit of the doubt
User avatar #280 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
this is the first time that an airliner
1. went off the radar,
2. has had absolutely no physical evidence turned up by rescue & search teams
3. and has been confirmed to have not disintegrated due to a major engine malfunction (because the cell phones of several missing persons rang when called for days after the disappearance meaning the phones themselves must be intact)

I don't want to bag on your country but there is no doubt in my mind that foul play of some kind was involved here, and your military seems the most likely candidate so far (which being an american, you don't know how relieved i am that i can say that about some other country for once)
#292 - fatalhermit (03/18/2014) [-]
you do realize that if this was foul play to make the world think the plane crashed they would have smashed all the cellphones, right?
User avatar #298 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
other way around, to make the world think the plane crashed they would keep the phones intact, phones would only be destroyed in an event of vaporization, which, if that scenario was fabricated in this hypothetical of Malaysia shooting the plane down, then it would raise more suspicions of foul play as there were no mechanical errors of any kind reported during the pre-flight inspection or by the automatic diagnostic systems on the plane during it's flight (up until contact was lost), the chance of such a catastrophic mechanical error ocurring with no precursor signs of malfunction is so unlikely it would obviously raise red flags of some kind,

the best case scenario for covering such an event up would be to dispose of the wreckage via scrapyards, burn the corpses in industrial ovens to render them unidentifiable even by dental records, leave the cellphones intact so the prevailing thought is that they crashed, and just let time take it's course so people forget about it
#265 - Im asserting that America has a lot of poor judgement for one country  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I hate flying -1
User avatar #270 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
that's irrelevant to the prospect of the Malaysian military having made an accident and shooting down what they at the time perceived as hostile aircraft and later discovering it was a civilian flight
User avatar #274 - TheRandomRussian (03/18/2014) [-]
Highly unlikely
Our military shooting down planes that our LEAVING our country is a pretty fucking stupid theory
User avatar #275 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
you're right it is highly unlikely, as is the prospect of an entire airliner disappearing without a trace, doesn't mean it can't happen
User avatar #278 - TheRandomRussian (03/18/2014) [-]
Except it wouldnt be the first time an airliner went off the radar.
But I will give you the benefit of the doubt
User avatar #280 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
this is the first time that an airliner
1. went off the radar,
2. has had absolutely no physical evidence turned up by rescue & search teams
3. and has been confirmed to have not disintegrated due to a major engine malfunction (because the cell phones of several missing persons rang when called for days after the disappearance meaning the phones themselves must be intact)

I don't want to bag on your country but there is no doubt in my mind that foul play of some kind was involved here, and your military seems the most likely candidate so far (which being an american, you don't know how relieved i am that i can say that about some other country for once)
#292 - fatalhermit (03/18/2014) [-]
you do realize that if this was foul play to make the world think the plane crashed they would have smashed all the cellphones, right?
User avatar #298 - whitie (03/18/2014) [-]
other way around, to make the world think the plane crashed they would keep the phones intact, phones would only be destroyed in an event of vaporization, which, if that scenario was fabricated in this hypothetical of Malaysia shooting the plane down, then it would raise more suspicions of foul play as there were no mechanical errors of any kind reported during the pre-flight inspection or by the automatic diagnostic systems on the plane during it's flight (up until contact was lost), the chance of such a catastrophic mechanical error ocurring with no precursor signs of malfunction is so unlikely it would obviously raise red flags of some kind,

the best case scenario for covering such an event up would be to dispose of the wreckage via scrapyards, burn the corpses in industrial ovens to render them unidentifiable even by dental records, leave the cellphones intact so the prevailing thought is that they crashed, and just let time take it's course so people forget about it
#767 - Welcome to the place filled with people who now think they hav… 03/02/2012 on I herd you like mutations +3
#75 - wat 02/19/2012 on TheRandomRussian's profile 0
#74 - cack cack cack EPINS cack cack cack EPINSEPINSEPINS cack …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2012 on TheRandomRussian's profile 0
User avatar #75 - TheRandomRussian (02/19/2012) [-]
wat
#73 - ohaither 02/15/2012 on TheRandomRussian's profile 0
#26 - I found a deck of these spread out over an abandoned road, I p… 02/10/2012 on MAGIC! 0

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#77 - crazyglove (01/01/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ man, haven't seen you online in forever.
#78 to #77 - crazyglove (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm guessing from your severe absence and lack of activity you died or something.
#79 to #78 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
I stopped coming on here, remind me again who are you (Imsorry)
User avatar #80 to #79 - crazyglove (11/13/2013) [-]
I don't even know. You added me sometime in 2k11 I think,
#81 to #80 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
If you wanna hang, you can add me on fb
www.facebook.com/TheAwesomeRussian
Im on pretty much all the time
'cept when Im sleeping
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User avatar #74 - TheRandomRussian (02/19/2012) [-]
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#71 to #83 - TheRandomRussian (12/22/2011) [-]
>Sunset comments on my profile
Mfw
User avatar #63 - yorickw (12/18/2011) [-]
Hi there, just passing by to put this since someone asked to put this on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32UGD0fV45g
User avatar #64 to #76 - TheRandomRussian (12/19/2011) [-]
Ive seen that more times than I can count, whats your point?
User avatar #62 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey there. Have you given up on our debate? I provided you with evidence as to why Atheism is false and why God really does exist. I showed you how Islam is in fact the true religion and that there is nothing you can do to prove it wrong. Or are you going to give up and ignore the truth?

If you want to stop just tell me but remember that you can never run away from the truth forever and that you will one day come meet with your creator.
#65 to #75 - TheRandomRussian (12/19/2011) [-]
Bitch please


You just stole your **** from the Bible (after the Christians fixed it) and made minor changes to it and called it the Quran


Your religion is worst than all the others
User avatar #66 to #78 - Farthestlight (12/19/2011) [-]
In truth, these religions that we "stole" from taught the same religion through out the decades; that there is only one lord. The religion that Abraham taught was about worshiping only one lord, the same for Moses and Jesus. Jesus came to the people preaching about only one lord however he was rejected by his people. Islam which was preached by Mohammed is the most current and last of these religions and it also teaches that there is only one lord. Jesus told the people that there was only one lord but the people at that time did not believe him. Jesus was not crucified (he was saved by God and raised into the sky) and he is no a god.

You should really learn more about Islam before you talk trash about it. Also, it seems as if you never even looked at those links I gave you, otherwise you would have not made this mistake (or is it that you are afraid to look at them because they contain the truth?).


For your convenience, I have pasted the links below:

Information about Atheism and scientific evidence regarding the authenticity of God:

http://tinyurl.com/dynx79j

More evidence:

http://tinyurl.com/lzj292

The Choice - Islam vs. Christianity (PDF):

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Abo ut Jesus:

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#67 to #79 - TheRandomRussian (12/19/2011) [-]
Since I dont have time to go through all of that Im just gonna post a short summary on why thats ********
After the people calmed down, the scholar said, “If you believe that the boat could not exist without its maker, then how could you believe the earth, sky, and its contents exist without its creator? Which is the most difficult to make? Making a boat or creating the earth, sky, and its contents?
The Big Bang

The scholar slapped the Atheist’s cheek hardly so the Atheist felt so much pain.
“Why did you slap me? It’s very painful”
The scholar asked, “There is no pain. I cannot see pain. Where is pain?”
“The pain is here,” the Atheist pointed his cheek.
“No, I cannot see pain. Do you see the pain?” asked the scholar to the villagers.
The villagers said, “No!”
Pain is a feeling, God is supposed to be a supposed to be a superior entity capable of anything

We cannot see the Wind but the Wind exists. We cannot see electricity (what you can see is wire) but electricity exist.
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How many things in the sky that billions light years away, even trillions light years away that could not be seen by people yet the things exist?
How many molecular things even nucleus (hair divided in millions) that cannot be seen by people yet exist?
How many waves (radio, electromagnetic, electricity, etc) that cannot be seen yet exist?
We cant see any of that with our naked eyes, but we have devices that prove that its there. Do you have anything to prove your god is there?

Also, after a quick read, I realized that nothing on there proves the existence of god, it just points out the ** So called** flaws in atheism

User avatar #68 to #80 - Farthestlight (12/19/2011) [-]
Even if the Big Bang did occur (which I sure it did), how can you not believe that God was the one that caused it.

Islamic answer to the Big Bang:

http://scienceislam.com/bigbang.php


"Pain is a feeling, God is supposed to be a supposed to be a superior entity capable of anything "

I am not sure what you mean by this, however if you meant that since God is a superior entity that means that he should have chosen to show himself then my answer is this. God is not want to show himself to us so that he can test our faith (if God showed himself then everyone on earth would worship him and that is beyond the point). If God showed himself everyone would be frightened and worship him (where is the challenge in that?).

Check this site out that answers some questions by Atheists:

http://tinyurl.com/blcm7m9

http://tinyurl.com/bmtdglo

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(Note that I am only using Tinyurl to make the long links shorter if you do not want this please tell me)

There are many other things that we cannot see but we know that they are there. What do you think the people in the past that did not have these devices do? The point that I making is not about the authenticity of these objects and things but about the authenticity of God.
User avatar #69 to #81 - Farthestlight (12/19/2011) [-]
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Responding with the repaired link.
#59 - iamnewhere ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
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Why the add?
User avatar #52 - srskate (12/22/2010) [-]
i dont wanna be an ass but why did ya friend me?
User avatar #53 to #62 - TheRandomRussian (12/23/2010) [-]
i forgot, just accept so i can remember
#41 - ImAnna **User deleted account** (12/13/2010) [-]
....you bitch.
aha, i dont know, mutual russianissesssisiisssidioeieadjia.
but yeah; you speak it?
#43 to #51 - ImAnna **User deleted account** (12/13/2010) [-]
do you speak russian?
User avatar #44 to #52 - TheRandomRussian (12/14/2010) [-]
maybe......why?
#45 to #53 - ImAnna **User deleted account** (12/14/2010) [-]
lmao, skepticaaall.
just wondering.
im russian/armenian(:
do you speak any other language ?
User avatar #46 to #54 - TheRandomRussian (12/14/2010) [-]
english, mandrin, little japanese, and malay
#47 to #55 - ImAnna **User deleted account** (12/14/2010) [-]
oooohhh; thats....FABULOUS.
how do you manage all that?!
i speak russian, english, armenian, japanese, and learning sign.
User avatar #48 to #56 - TheRandomRussian (12/14/2010) [-]
wow...
what are you...? a spy or something?
do you have an accent?
#49 to #57 - ImAnna **User deleted account** (12/14/2010) [-]
nahhh, thank goodness i didnt inherit that from my DURRRAAKKK father.
i think they are gross, anywayss..
wbu?
User avatar #50 to #58 - TheRandomRussian (12/14/2010) [-]
iI has British accent.

Wats "DURRRAAKKK"?
#51 to #60 - ImAnna **User deleted account** (12/16/2010) [-]
you know...durak.
russian; meaning like thick.
negative connotation..
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User avatar #39 to #47 - TheRandomRussian (12/11/2010) [-]
and where exactly did you see my comment?
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#32 - Why do you care (11/20/2010) [-]
LOS DERPOS
LOS DERPOS
#33 to #35 - TheRandomRussian (11/22/2010) [-]
In Soviet Russia, DERPOS LOS YOU  
  
  
whatever the 						****					 that means
In Soviet Russia, DERPOS LOS YOU


whatever the **** that means
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#25 to #25 - TheRandomRussian (11/11/2010) [-]
its.... BEAUTIFUL...  
  
THANK YOU!!!!
its.... BEAUTIFUL...

THANK YOU!!!!
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User avatar #27 to #27 - TheRandomRussian (11/11/2010) [-]
i still dont know how you know my name...
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#29 to #29 - TheRandomRussian (11/11/2010) [-]
YOU ARE HIM!!!!
YOU ARE HIM!!!!
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#17 - Ominous (11/07/2010) [-]
So,... are you really russian?
User avatar #18 to #17 - TheRandomRussian (11/07/2010) [-]
what do you think?
User avatar #37 to #20 - isthisbattletoads (12/02/2010) [-]
Cool, I'm in the Ukraine.
#21 to #20 - Ominous (11/07/2010) [-]
Tell me!!!
User avatar #6 - bluelight (10/29/2010) [-]
go and **** your self
User avatar #7 to #6 - TheRandomRussian (10/29/2010) [-]
who the **** are you?
#8 to #7 - Why do you care (10/29/2010) [-]
I AM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1111!!!ONE!!
#9 to #8 - TheRandomRussian (10/29/2010) [-]
B-B-BUT YOU ARE NOT ME, I AM ME, NOT YOU, NOT ME, wait... ****
#10 to #9 - Why do you care (10/29/2010) [-]
I AM YOUR INNER CONSCIENCE, I DECIDE WHAT YOU DREAM WHEN YOU SLEEP!
#11 to #10 - TheRandomRussian (10/29/2010) [-]
SO IT WAS YOU THAT MADE ME DREAM OF RAPING BLUE WAFFLE???!?!?!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUU
!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!2!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
#12 to #11 - Why do you care (10/29/2010) [-]
You cannot get rid of me, if you do, you'll have to die along.
#13 to #12 - TheRandomRussian (10/30/2010) [-]
but i can always just let a PART of me die
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#2 to #1 - TheRandomRussian (10/04/2010) [-]
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - TheRandomRussian (10/05/2010) [-]
*tiptoe*tiptoe*
User avatar #5 to #4 - TheRandomRussian (10/12/2010) [-]
*escapes*

WOOOHOOOO
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#15 to #14 - TheRandomRussian (11/01/2010) [-]
WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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