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Date Signed Up:2/24/2010
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#129 - The president is balck, MJ is dead, so is Billy mays, Chuck no…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
User avatar #132 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
You've activated my trap card! Not only do you lose all your like points, but all the porn in your hard drive is deleted!
User avatar #133 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
Lol wut!!! OH NOES! You fail miserably, not only do I not have any porn on my hard drive, but you metionned the lowest form of entertainement, if that's spelt right, and you proven my point that all women that come to this site are retarded. GTFO
User avatar #135 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
I guess that says something about the guys on here, then.
User avatar #207 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
In case you haven't learnt by now, this site is for men. That's why we're all sexst, racist and all that. The women are stuck up bitches who think they're the best. Gtfo if you don't like us. The Internet is not a democracy, it belongs to men. Sukit.
User avatar #254 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Hmm...and that's probably why you'll die, alone, in front of a computer, fapping to pictures of furry porn until the end. And as for me, I'm not stuck up, and I'm not a bitch. I'm just the kind of person to defend my honor to the very end.
User avatar #255 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
So if YOU don't like it, then fuck you, go burn, and stay the hell away from me, because I honestly don't feel like ruining my good mood anymore by responding to your shit.
User avatar #256 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Now, if you'll excuse me (not like it matters if you do or not) I have a glass of chocolate milk waiting for me. So long, Grouchy McBitchbitch.
User avatar #265 - ThePollMaster (03/09/2010) [-]
Is it your time of the month? I've never met such a gumpy, little mother fucker. Go back to your prostitution. I don't fap to furry porn, and your a sick little mofo by imagining someone who does. That's your fetish isn't it? SOMEONE WHO BEATS YOU.
#128 - That was uncalled for. I am canadian, how dare you call a cana…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
User avatar #129 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
The president is balck, MJ is dead, so is Billy mays, Chuck norris is god and you are a whore.
User avatar #132 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
You've activated my trap card! Not only do you lose all your like points, but all the porn in your hard drive is deleted!
User avatar #133 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
Lol wut!!! OH NOES! You fail miserably, not only do I not have any porn on my hard drive, but you metionned the lowest form of entertainement, if that's spelt right, and you proven my point that all women that come to this site are retarded. GTFO
User avatar #135 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
I guess that says something about the guys on here, then.
User avatar #207 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
In case you haven't learnt by now, this site is for men. That's why we're all sexst, racist and all that. The women are stuck up bitches who think they're the best. Gtfo if you don't like us. The Internet is not a democracy, it belongs to men. Sukit.
User avatar #254 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Hmm...and that's probably why you'll die, alone, in front of a computer, fapping to pictures of furry porn until the end. And as for me, I'm not stuck up, and I'm not a bitch. I'm just the kind of person to defend my honor to the very end.
User avatar #255 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
So if YOU don't like it, then fuck you, go burn, and stay the hell away from me, because I honestly don't feel like ruining my good mood anymore by responding to your shit.
User avatar #256 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Now, if you'll excuse me (not like it matters if you do or not) I have a glass of chocolate milk waiting for me. So long, Grouchy McBitchbitch.
User avatar #265 - ThePollMaster (03/09/2010) [-]
Is it your time of the month? I've never met such a gumpy, little mother fucker. Go back to your prostitution. I don't fap to furry porn, and your a sick little mofo by imagining someone who does. That's your fetish isn't it? SOMEONE WHO BEATS YOU.
#113 - Last Time I checked, all you femmenists say god is a women, an…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
User avatar #121 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Last time I checked, all you rednecks say god's image is in a screen door. I'll be more than happy to laugh at your face, or whatever. CAN YOU SAY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS WITHOUT GOOGLING IT?!?
User avatar #128 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
That was uncalled for. I am canadian, how dare you call a canadian a redneck. FOR SHAME FOR SHAME. And where the fuck did you come up with the screen door shit. Like seriously, all that time in the kitchen must've kept you away from the times.
User avatar #129 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
The president is balck, MJ is dead, so is Billy mays, Chuck norris is god and you are a whore.
User avatar #132 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
You've activated my trap card! Not only do you lose all your like points, but all the porn in your hard drive is deleted!
User avatar #133 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
Lol wut!!! OH NOES! You fail miserably, not only do I not have any porn on my hard drive, but you metionned the lowest form of entertainement, if that's spelt right, and you proven my point that all women that come to this site are retarded. GTFO
User avatar #135 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
I guess that says something about the guys on here, then.
User avatar #207 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
In case you haven't learnt by now, this site is for men. That's why we're all sexst, racist and all that. The women are stuck up bitches who think they're the best. Gtfo if you don't like us. The Internet is not a democracy, it belongs to men. Sukit.
User avatar #254 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Hmm...and that's probably why you'll die, alone, in front of a computer, fapping to pictures of furry porn until the end. And as for me, I'm not stuck up, and I'm not a bitch. I'm just the kind of person to defend my honor to the very end.
User avatar #255 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
So if YOU don't like it, then fuck you, go burn, and stay the hell away from me, because I honestly don't feel like ruining my good mood anymore by responding to your shit.
User avatar #256 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Now, if you'll excuse me (not like it matters if you do or not) I have a glass of chocolate milk waiting for me. So long, Grouchy McBitchbitch.
User avatar #265 - ThePollMaster (03/09/2010) [-]
Is it your time of the month? I've never met such a gumpy, little mother fucker. Go back to your prostitution. I don't fap to furry porn, and your a sick little mofo by imagining someone who does. That's your fetish isn't it? SOMEONE WHO BEATS YOU.
#108 - I hope chuck loves you, he'll want his beef jerky and barb wir…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
User avatar #110 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
I hope God loves you, he'll want his dick sucked and his sandals polished when you meet him. Can you say DAMNATION?
User avatar #113 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
Last Time I checked, all you femmenists say god is a women, and I'll be more than happy to do her holy of hollies, or watever. CAN YOU SAY 'BITCH PLEASE'!!!!
User avatar #121 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Last time I checked, all you rednecks say god's image is in a screen door. I'll be more than happy to laugh at your face, or whatever. CAN YOU SAY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS WITHOUT GOOGLING IT?!?
User avatar #128 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
That was uncalled for. I am canadian, how dare you call a canadian a redneck. FOR SHAME FOR SHAME. And where the fuck did you come up with the screen door shit. Like seriously, all that time in the kitchen must've kept you away from the times.
User avatar #129 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
The president is balck, MJ is dead, so is Billy mays, Chuck norris is god and you are a whore.
User avatar #132 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
You've activated my trap card! Not only do you lose all your like points, but all the porn in your hard drive is deleted!
User avatar #133 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
Lol wut!!! OH NOES! You fail miserably, not only do I not have any porn on my hard drive, but you metionned the lowest form of entertainement, if that's spelt right, and you proven my point that all women that come to this site are retarded. GTFO
User avatar #135 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
I guess that says something about the guys on here, then.
User avatar #207 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
In case you haven't learnt by now, this site is for men. That's why we're all sexst, racist and all that. The women are stuck up bitches who think they're the best. Gtfo if you don't like us. The Internet is not a democracy, it belongs to men. Sukit.
User avatar #254 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Hmm...and that's probably why you'll die, alone, in front of a computer, fapping to pictures of furry porn until the end. And as for me, I'm not stuck up, and I'm not a bitch. I'm just the kind of person to defend my honor to the very end.
User avatar #255 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
So if YOU don't like it, then fuck you, go burn, and stay the hell away from me, because I honestly don't feel like ruining my good mood anymore by responding to your shit.
User avatar #256 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Now, if you'll excuse me (not like it matters if you do or not) I have a glass of chocolate milk waiting for me. So long, Grouchy McBitchbitch.
User avatar #265 - ThePollMaster (03/09/2010) [-]
Is it your time of the month? I've never met such a gumpy, little mother fucker. Go back to your prostitution. I don't fap to furry porn, and your a sick little mofo by imagining someone who does. That's your fetish isn't it? SOMEONE WHO BEATS YOU.
#15 - I go to bed the soldier and wake up the 4chan 03/08/2010 on How do you sleep? +2
#88 - As soon as they develop the technology to deliver pimp slaps t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
User avatar #102 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Ignore the mishap below...But I'm sure that was just a momentary lapse in reasoning ability because I viewed your comment.
#80 - **ThePollMaster rolls 276,875,277** If ends in doubles, I li… 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
#78 - FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
User avatar #79 - DaCrazyOne (03/08/2010) [-]
EFG has posessed another person!
#77 - **ThePollMaster rolls 3** If 4 I will snipe Justin Bieber's head.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
User avatar #98 - avalessa (03/08/2010) [-]
So close.
User avatar #78 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #79 - DaCrazyOne (03/08/2010) [-]
EFG has posessed another person!
#76 - I don't care if your Chuck's wife, GET BACK TO MAKIN MAH SAMMICH!!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2010 on HOW THE FUCK 0
User avatar #82 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Fuck you, go get your own. If I make any sandwiches, they're gonna be for me.
User avatar #88 - ThePollMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
As soon as they develop the technology to deliver pimp slaps though computers, I suggest you stay in the kitchen.
User avatar #102 - ChickNorris (03/08/2010) [-]
Ignore the mishap below...But I'm sure that was just a momentary lapse in reasoning ability because I viewed your comment.
#67 - **ThePollMaster rolls 224,322,435** "If your going t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2010 on 1911 0
User avatar #79 - funnykunkpwn (04/08/2010) [-]
im not sure how...but you fucked up that quote
#185 - you know, it was just a lame joke, don't be trollin 03/07/2010 on NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES... 0
#140 - I think I laughed OVER 9000 times  [+] (7 new replies) 03/07/2010 on NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES... -1
#149 - DSend has deleted their comment.
User avatar #156 - deelovesshawn (03/07/2010) [-]
i didnt even laugh
#151 - Womens Study Major (03/07/2010) [-]
you fucking suck so much fucking dirty penis that your mouth looks like a blue waffle!
you deserve to die you stupiit shit.

FUCK YOU!!!!
#153 - DSend has deleted their comment.
#159 - imafish (03/07/2010) [-]
i will kick the shit out of u when im done fucking yo mom
bitch!
#147 - Womens Study Major (03/07/2010) [-]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
User avatar #185 - ThePollMaster (03/07/2010) [-]
you know, it was just a lame joke, don't be trollin
#87 - **ThePollMaster rolls 753,134,118** I believe that even a tr… 03/07/2010 on Oops I forgot +2
#8 - Hey women, quit checking out new knives and get back to making…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2010 on WHOA! +2
User avatar #64 - theonenandrew (04/09/2010) [-]
hey bro
i already go my bitch in the kitchen
shes right in that picture
#9 - TheJollyGreekGiant (03/06/2010) [-]
win
#29 - **ThePollMaster rolls 021,404,125** That's are revenge. O… 03/06/2010 on i bet the jews did this +1
#92 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2010 on Grinder Gears 0
#95 - SkatingDeath Comment deleted by ThePollMaster
#8243 - Why thank you Watson. 03/05/2010 on Trusted commenteer -1
#69 - I think you made the 1 and the 4 backwards  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2010 on I Win. 0
#90 - dakkenly (10/22/2010) [-]
First time I've seen someone tell somebody else on the internet they're actually older
#67 - RESLEASE THE CHAIN!! go get em pedobear 03/04/2010 on I Win. 0
#66 - Hates all of humanity except himself, uses condoms to masterba…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2010 on I Win. 0
User avatar #68 - AnimalsAngel (03/05/2010) [-]

not at all. although i do live with my mother and am a virgin. but thats okay because i'm 14.
User avatar #69 - ThePollMaster (03/05/2010) [-]
I think you made the 1 and the 4 backwards
#90 - dakkenly (10/22/2010) [-]
First time I've seen someone tell somebody else on the internet they're actually older
#65 - Who has no friends, fap's to child porn, probably the only wom…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2010 on I Win. 0
User avatar #66 - ThePollMaster (03/04/2010) [-]
Hates all of humanity except himself, uses condoms to masterbate and finds himself the king of teh INTERNETZ and the world in general. Am I right? I think so.
User avatar #68 - AnimalsAngel (03/05/2010) [-]

not at all. although i do live with my mother and am a virgin. but thats okay because i'm 14.
User avatar #69 - ThePollMaster (03/05/2010) [-]
I think you made the 1 and the 4 backwards
#90 - dakkenly (10/22/2010) [-]
First time I've seen someone tell somebody else on the internet they're actually older
#64 - You do realize you have no friends here. I bet a solid 30 buck…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2010 on I Win. +2
User avatar #65 - ThePollMaster (03/04/2010) [-]
Who has no friends, fap's to child porn, probably the only women he ever kissed was his mom, is mentally defficient, enjoys incest, has twenty cats, collects every piece or crap he ever owned (hoarding), raped his mother, owns a felshlight.
User avatar #66 - ThePollMaster (03/04/2010) [-]
Hates all of humanity except himself, uses condoms to masterbate and finds himself the king of teh INTERNETZ and the world in general. Am I right? I think so.
User avatar #68 - AnimalsAngel (03/05/2010) [-]

not at all. although i do live with my mother and am a virgin. but thats okay because i'm 14.
User avatar #69 - ThePollMaster (03/05/2010) [-]
I think you made the 1 and the 4 backwards
#90 - dakkenly (10/22/2010) [-]
First time I've seen someone tell somebody else on the internet they're actually older
#14 - go for it 03/04/2010 on 3-some 0
#4667 - **ThePollMaster rolls 536,417,973** It looks like the trunk …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2010 on Trusted commenteer +5
User avatar #4695 - felixthemaster (03/04/2010) [-]
well done sherlock!
User avatar #8243 - ThePollMaster (03/05/2010) [-]
Why thank you Watson.
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