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#304 - you monster 10/31/2012 on Extremely disturbing 0
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#5 - gaddammit his face looks retarded and im not talking about… 10/24/2012 on title +4
#161 - Comment deleted 10/23/2012 on Think of Something Cooler..... 0
#31 - shooting pee at maximum overdrive since jesus christ 10/23/2012 on Important things +3
#153 - Picture 10/18/2012 on I never noticed 0
#114 - how do you know how strong his hands are...? 10/16/2012 on Appearances are deceiving +3
#132 - dude my first bluescreen was like last week, i was all wtf is …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on Scumbag Windows +5
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#14 - maybe believably sexy, but yeah i get ya 10/13/2012 on How True... 0
#5 - I wanna meet one of these guys and talk about anime all gansta… 10/06/2012 on Nigga animae +6
#145 - what is it that he actually gives the rat?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2012 on American Dad! 0
#156 - misterstrawberry (10/05/2012) [-]
his homemade egg nog
User avatar #154 - fuckyeahseakinglol (10/05/2012) [-]
Bath Salts
#589 - I couldnt let all the feels out because I just kept expecting … 10/05/2012 on Story of Kyle, nothing... +5
#15 - If you are gearing more towards the programming side then yeah  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Dis nigga and dis niggas... +1
#17 - massgrave (09/22/2012) [-]
mfw when i love maths
User avatar #16 - deathstare (09/22/2012) [-]
coo
#13 - MFW I study digital animation and I have to take ZERO amounts …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Dis nigga and dis niggas... 0
User avatar #14 - deathstare (09/22/2012) [-]
Don't you need physics to be an animator? That's what I heard, and physics is math extensive.
User avatar #15 - TheMindBrain (09/22/2012) [-]
If you are gearing more towards the programming side then yeah
#17 - massgrave (09/22/2012) [-]
mfw when i love maths
User avatar #16 - deathstare (09/22/2012) [-]
coo
#18 - well um... since im already here and all... sauce? 09/22/2012 on Mother of god... 0
#135 - you're both right... 09/22/2012 on Greek Creation Myth 0
#134 - I was not expecting this when I got back...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2012 on Greek Creation Myth 0
User avatar #185 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
Yeah well.
#97 - And who created the Gods? Well they OBVIOUSLY came from Chaos!…  [+] (45 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Greek Creation Myth 0
#152 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
Well actually the children of chaos are Gaia (the Earth), Tartarus (An Underworld BELOW the Underworld), Erebus (The Darkness within Tartarus), Nyx (Night) , and Eros (The god of love. In some myths he is the son of Aphrodite)

Gaia birthed Uranus (The Heavens/Father Sky. Referred to as "Father of the Titans"), and then Gaia and Uranus birthed Cronus. Cronus ousted Uranus' position as king of the Titans, and took the throne. He ate his children in fear that they would take him over like he did to his father. This is exactly what happened when his sixth child, Zeus, was conceived and Cronus was tricked into not eating him.

So the Primordial Deities came from Chaos (Also a Primordial Deity, I guess), the Titans came from these Primordial Deities, and the Gods came from the Titans, then the humans came from Zeus (God), Prometheus (Titan), or both depending on the source. There are plenty of "duplicate stories" to go around.
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User avatar #148 - lokiwins (09/22/2012) [-]
Zeus was created by Kronos
User avatar #134 - TheMindBrain (09/22/2012) [-]
I was not expecting this when I got back...
User avatar #185 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
Yeah well.
User avatar #101 - Eddythebandkid (09/22/2012) [-]
no, they came from Chronos. king of the titans.
User avatar #104 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Chronos came from Chaos. In the beginning there was only nothing, and Chronos, the titan of the universe, time and space, came in to existence.


In other words, the Big Bang.
User avatar #155 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
No, he didn't. Brush up on your mythology before making statements like that. Cronus didn't exist until Gaia and Uranus birthed him.

Check my comment above, and next time when someone "opposes you", do some research before accusing them of being wrong.
User avatar #159 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you.
User avatar #166 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
You don't need to argue with me, you need to take my statement as fact, because I just so happen to be a Latin AP student who needs to know this to pass my AP exam. And if there's something that we've gone over every single year, it's the Creation of the deities in mythology.
User avatar #135 - TheMindBrain (09/22/2012) [-]
you're both right...
#110 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
No chronos came gaia and Ouranos, and they probably came from chaos
User avatar #111 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm not going to argue it with you.
#112 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
Wasn't looking for one
User avatar #113 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
You clearly were, seeing as you're spouting off incorrect and opposing ideas to me.
#116 - darthblam (09/22/2012) [-]
You seem like you're trying too hard to prove the Big Bang from a mythological view...

How does that work?
#119 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
=\ thats the big bang theory thats the father of cronus If your going to talk about the lineage of the titans and gods and such atleast get it right
User avatar #122 - darthblam (09/22/2012) [-]
... You're talking to the wrong guy, bud.
#129 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
no you sir are at least part wrong
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User avatar #132 - darthblam (09/22/2012) [-]
The fuck are you talking about? I haven't said anything to you!
User avatar #118 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
I mentioned it once, that's hardly 'trying too hard' I just thought it was neat that the story aligned with the theory.
User avatar #121 - darthblam (09/22/2012) [-]
Ehhh... while that is interesting I doubt that's what the Greeks had in mind.
When I said "trying too hard" I'm just meaning how you are trying to shut this guy up almost for no reason.
User avatar #123 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh, well jeez, I really doubt they did.


No, I just don't enjoy trying to discuss the truths of greek myth with someone who believes they know otherwise.
User avatar #126 - darthblam (09/22/2012) [-]
Fair enough... I.. suppose there was no real point in me butting in here, you two go ahead and continue your discussion.
#115 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
You sir need brush off your greek mythos! =3 en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Uranus_%28mythology%29

Here you go hope it helps and stay classy ;D
User avatar #117 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Wikipedia isn't the best source, even if it is widely trusted, for greek myth.
#125 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
ludios. org/greekgods/

better?
User avatar #131 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
No, because it's wrong.
#133 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
alright then you till me where the titans came from?
User avatar #138 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Chaos produced Cronus, who was the god of the Universe and time. From him sprang Nyx, Erebus, and Gaia. Nyx and Erebus had a scrap of kids together, and proceeded to have scraps of kids with their kids, while Gaia gave birth through nonconventional means and proceeded to produce children of her own that she mated with.


That's the proper geneaology, in a nutshell.
#139 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
In the begining there was only chaos. Then out of the void appeared Erebus, the unknowable place where death dwells, and Night. All else was empty, silent, endless, darkness. Then somehow Love was born bringing a start of order. From Love came Light and Day. Once there was Light and Day, Gaea, the earth appeared.

Then Erebus slept with Night, who gave birth to Ether, the heavenly light, and to Day the earthly light. Then Night alone produced Doom, Fate, Death, Sleep, Dreams, Nemesis, and others that come to man out of darkness.

Meanwhile Gaea alone gave birth to Uranus, the heavens. Uranus became Gaea's mate covering her on all sides. Together they produced the three Cyclopes, the three Hecatoncheires, and twelve Titans.

However, Uranus was a bad father and husband. He hated the Hecatoncheires. He imprisoned them by pushing them into the hidden places of the earth, Gaea's womb. This angered Gaea and she ploted against Uranus. She made a flint sickle and tried to get her children to attack Uranus. All were too afraid except, the youngest Titan, Cronus.

Gaea and Cronus set up an ambush of Uranus as he lay with Gaea at night. Cronus grabed his father and castrated him, with the stone sickle, throwing the severed genitales into the ocean. The fate of Uranus is not clear. He either died, withdrew from the earth, or exiled himself to Italy. As he departed he promised that Cronus and the Titans would be punished. From his spilt blood came the Giants, the Ash Tree Nymphs, and the Erinnyes. From the sea foam where his genitales fell came Aphrodite.

Cronus became the next ruler. He imprisoned the Cyclopes and the Hecatoncheires in Tartarus. He married his sister Rhea, under his rule the Titans had many offspring. He ruled for many ages.


p.s. I find this fun
User avatar #140 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Good for you, you can copy and paste from a website.
#141 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
Actually I've been typing that from text book >_>
But whatever fuck you!
User avatar #143 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Sure you were.


Now I'm finding this fun.
User avatar #163 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
For someone with the name "Sorrow of Daedalus", you're either extremely ignorant to Greek/Roman Mythology, or are just a really good troll.
User avatar #168 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Shhh. The sounds of your pained falsehood aren't as soothing as you think.
User avatar #175 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
Ugh. Well, thanks for the info :)

I enjoyed doing some extra research to prove you wrong, but since your obviously an intelligent yet ignorant human being, I will not continue this further.

By the way, the proper way to "not argue" is to not respond. Just a tip.
#144 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
Excatly got anymore myths argue!!!
User avatar #146 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Nope, I didn't even want to argue with you about this one.
#147 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
Awwwww alright....TO 4CHAN!!! WHERE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE TO ARGUE WITH!!!
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User avatar #100 - whyfalsewhy (09/22/2012) [-]
But who created the big ol cloud of Chaos?

I think you'll find it was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
#107 - stevenrm (09/22/2012) [-]
but who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster
#187 - whyfalsewhy (09/22/2012) [-]
That is easy, aliens.
#136 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
Spider-man?
#46 - Maybe someone that knows about flowers read it... and stuff ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2012 on Hidden Easter Egg +2
User avatar #47 - TarnRazor (09/22/2012) [-]
Obviously not as much as the person who looked into Snape's lines.
#17 - heeere 09/19/2012 on Faces of War +1
#16 - its called manly men doing manly things me thinks 09/19/2012 on Faces of War 0
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