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#152 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
Gaia birthed Uranus (The Heavens/Father Sky. Referred to as "Father of the Titans"), and then Gaia and Uranus birthed Cronus. Cronus ousted Uranus' position as king of the Titans, and took the throne. He ate his children in fear that they would take him over like he did to his father. This is exactly what happened when his sixth child, Zeus, was conceived and Cronus was tricked into not eating him.
So the Primordial Deities came from Chaos (Also a Primordial Deity, I guess), the Titans came from these Primordial Deities, and the Gods came from the Titans, then the humans came from Zeus (God), Prometheus (Titan), or both depending on the source. There are plenty of "duplicate stories" to go around.
#166 - bronybox (09/22/2012) [-]
You don't need to argue with me, you need to take my statement as fact, because I just so happen to be a Latin AP student who needs to know this to pass my AP exam. And if there's something that we've gone over every single year, it's the Creation of the deities in mythology.
#138 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/22/2012) [-]
Chaos produced Cronus, who was the god of the Universe and time. From him sprang Nyx, Erebus, and Gaia. Nyx and Erebus had a scrap of kids together, and proceeded to have scraps of kids with their kids, while Gaia gave birth through nonconventional means and proceeded to produce children of her own that she mated with.
That's the proper geneaology, in a nutshell.
#139 - leterma (09/22/2012) [-]
In the begining there was only chaos. Then out of the void appeared Erebus, the unknowable place where death dwells, and Night. All else was empty, silent, endless, darkness. Then somehow Love was born bringing a start of order. From Love came Light and Day. Once there was Light and Day, Gaea, the earth appeared.
Then Erebus slept with Night, who gave birth to Ether, the heavenly light, and to Day the earthly light. Then Night alone produced Doom, Fate, Death, Sleep, Dreams, Nemesis, and others that come to man out of darkness.
Meanwhile Gaea alone gave birth to Uranus, the heavens. Uranus became Gaea's mate covering her on all sides. Together they produced the three Cyclopes, the three Hecatoncheires, and twelve Titans.
However, Uranus was a bad father and husband. He hated the Hecatoncheires. He imprisoned them by pushing them into the hidden places of the earth, Gaea's womb. This angered Gaea and she ploted against Uranus. She made a flint sickle and tried to get her children to attack Uranus. All were too afraid except, the youngest Titan, Cronus.
Gaea and Cronus set up an ambush of Uranus as he lay with Gaea at night. Cronus grabed his father and castrated him, with the stone sickle, throwing the severed genitales into the ocean. The fate of Uranus is not clear. He either died, withdrew from the earth, or exiled himself to Italy. As he departed he promised that Cronus and the Titans would be punished. From his spilt blood came the Giants, the Ash Tree Nymphs, and the Erinnyes. From the sea foam where his genitales fell came Aphrodite.
Cronus became the next ruler. He imprisoned the Cyclopes and the Hecatoncheires in Tartarus. He married his sister Rhea, under his rule the Titans had many offspring. He ruled for many ages.
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