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TheMather

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#23 - You obviously have no idea what a generic harem is like. Yes T…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on Certain Scientific Kinkgun -1
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#24 - fishandkids (05/22/2016) [-]
Every episode is him and his harem and every "action" scene is about as thought out as a 2 year old's essay on monarchs only serving as an excuse so his harem can grow or some other shit. it is as much a harem as anything else, it's the only things that ever happen or is talked about.
#9 - Index. Ignore the imbeciles telling you to start with Rail…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Certain Scientific Kinkgun +22
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#22 - fishandkids (05/22/2016) [-]
Or if you want to watch something other than a generic harem watch Railgun first.
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#23 - TheMather (05/22/2016) [-]
You obviously have no idea what a generic harem is like. Yes Touma has a harem, the biggest one in anime in fact. But only 2 of the girls have a role greater than supporting character, whereas anything in the harem genre revolves around the girls.
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#24 - fishandkids (05/22/2016) [-]
Every episode is him and his harem and every "action" scene is about as thought out as a 2 year old's essay on monarchs only serving as an excuse so his harem can grow or some other shit. it is as much a harem as anything else, it's the only things that ever happen or is talked about.
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#14 - moonmeander (05/22/2016) [-]
I agree that it would be better story wise to watch index first but index sucked, really badly.
#9 - More accurately; radiation heals ghouls instead of hurting them.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Is this some kind of sick... +38
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#29 - dextrain (05/21/2016) [-]
Does that mean it will heal them 50% more?
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#11 - blueboysixnine (05/21/2016) [-]
shoot hancock while hes fighting
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#10 - youwhatfriend (05/21/2016) [-]
haha forgive me, gamma and energy weapons are my least used
#196 - Kind of similar situation here; selective absorption of inform… 05/20/2016 on getting old sucks +1
#10 - Suggested Neapolitan. I'm probably not the first to suggest th…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2016 on Android naming contest.... -4
#17 - zakipu (05/20/2016) [-]
#16 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
Nougat.
Sticks with candy theme better.
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#30 - kinginthenorthh (05/20/2016) [-]
IMO Neopolitan sounds better. But what do I know I was hoping M would be Mint
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#11 - misticalz (05/20/2016) [-]
I bet they'll pick that
it sounds fresh
#10677 - Dramatic romcoms coming right up: Ai Yori Aoshi C… 05/19/2016 on Anime Recommendation Thread 0
#360 - >> #343 , Using Hjerroc's Lantern, Mather dismisses…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/19/2016 on FJ Rollplaying - The Zenith... 0
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#363 - tyrson (05/23/2016) [-]
Success! The Tabard is not affected by astral forces.
Success! You've created Fairy Ink.
[item]
This ink is a valuable and magically-reactive dye, capable of changing colors by reacting to ambient magical auras.

Components: Feybranch + Mana Potion
Cost: none (already paid)
Modifiers: +1 to all craft rolls.
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#365 - TheMather (05/24/2016) [-]
>>#364,
Inquiring the strange wizard about his knowledge of Transmutation, Mather starts working on a circle of his own. One that stays open, acting like a force of change rather than a single action, it's target a concept rather than an object; fate.
Using the Fairy Ink to draw the circle on the back of the Fateful Tabard, Mather calculates the formulae to draw fortune from those in front of him and give it to those behind him. Fate must maintain an equilibrium, a karmic balance; but if he can just shift the targets, misfortune for his enemies, fortune for his allies, then all is well, right?

/user/rollplaying/660#660 11 +1 for Fateful Tabard, +1 for Fairy Ink = 13. Calculating and applying formulae is intelligence, right?
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#377 - tyrson (05/31/2016) [-]
Success! You have created the Feytful Vanguard
[item, clothing]
Free Action (X MP, minimum 1) - Assume a defensive stance for up to 3 rounds, or until you end the stance (a Free Action). The stance ends immediately if you are Stunned, Trapped, or Shieldbroken. While in the stance, you impose a penalty on some creatures in front of you, and a benefit to others behind you, based on the amount of MP you spent.
● 1 MP - Affects 2 nearby creatures (1 benefit, 1 penalty)
● 2 MP - Affects all creatures in melee range
● 3 MP - Affects all nearby creatures
The benefit granted and the penalty imposed are decided by you, but must be the same for all affected creatures. This choice is made when you enter the defensive stance, and ends when the stance does.
● ±1 Luck
● ±1 Strength and ±15 Strike
● ±1 Toughness and ±15 Defense
● ±20 Critical Strike chance
● Resistance / Weakness to an element

Components: Fateful Tabard >>#309 + Fairy Ink >>#363
Cost: none
Modifiers: +3 to all craft rolls
It took me forever to figure out what I wanted to do with this.
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#383 - TheMather (06/02/2016) [-]
>>#382,
Thoroughly pleased with with what he had achieved with the Feytful Vanguard, Mather grins gleefully and turns to give his wolf a scratch behind the ear.

His next project would not be for himself. Purchasing the Trinket of Fury from the eccentric old man and acquiring some felt and hardened leather from the clothier, Mather begins sewing a leather collar with the trinket at the clasp, lined with felt to prevent it from being uncomfortable.
/user/rollplaying/665#665 11.

For future record; as I have reached the end of my allowance I will be paying all further costs from my own pocket, deducting the D'Jay from the inventory on my sheet accordingly.
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#388 - tyrson (06/03/2016) [-]
Success! You have created the Collar of Fury
[item, necklace]
You suffer a –1 penalty to Charisma, and the duration of any Taunt effect you suffer is increased by 1 round.
If you are a Companion creature, this collar fills you with reckless fury. You gain a +1 bonus to attack rolls and a +10 bonus to Strikes, but your Defense (if any) is reduced to 0 and all attack rolls against you are successful.

Components: Refined Trinket of Fury
Cost: 1 dj
Modifiers: none
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#410 - TheMather (06/13/2016) [-]
>>#409,
Next on the agenda was decorating the collar. For that Mather purchases an ingot of Zillyium. Hammering the colorful metal into studs shaped like a variety of dogs' heads, from the Tibetan Mastiff to and the Great Dane to the Pomeranian and the Russian Toy, then pricking holes in the Collar of Fury and inserting the studs.

/user/rollplaying/670#670 8.
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#428 - TheMather (06/21/2016) [-]
>>#427,
The studs required another attempt and Mather wasn't about to give up, a dwarf should never be seen yielding the task of shaping metal.
With determination he resumes hammering the Zilliyum into dogs'-head studs. Whether the fates wanted it or not, that metal would be decorating the Collar of Fury.

/user/rollplaying/675#675 9.
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#431 - tyrson (06/22/2016) [-]
Success! You have created the Canine Collar
[item, necklace]
● If you are a canine or in a canine form, the collar fills you with reckless fury and distorts magic placed upon you. This includes all of the following effects:
□ You suffer a –1 penalty to Charisma, and the duration of any Taunt effect you suffer is increased by 1 round. You ignore Mind Control and are instead Confused.
□ You gain a +1 bonus to attack rolls and a +15 bonus to Strike. Your Defense (if any) is reduced to 0 and any attack against you is a successful hit.
□ Once per quest, when you are hit by an opponent's magical attack or caught in an enemy spell, you may choose to ignore the magic's normal effects and instead be transformed into a different breed. Use the "roll dogs" command to determine the form you assume. This change cures you of all damage and drain you have suffered, but your stats become identical to those detailed under the Hunter's "Whistle" ability (including the variable HP amount). This transformation lasts until the end of the quest.

Components: Collar of Fury (>>#388) + Zillyum Ingot
Cost: none
Modifiers: none
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#450 - TheMather (07/02/2016) [-]
>>#447,
Time running short, Mather quickly makes another inquiry with the strange wizard regarding the aspect of Blood.
Donning his own Packhunter's Helm, he sits down and commands his wolf to his side.
As he begins infusing the Canine Collar with the aspect of Blood, he speaks to the wolf of his dogs. As he communes with the animal, he pricks his own finger and slides it across the lining of the collar, storing therein some of his experience with commanding the dogs.
"...I trust you will make a great alpha, leading the dogs by example as my second in command."
Scratching the wolf behind the ears he stands up, he then puts the collar on the wolf.

/user/rollplaying/682#682, 13.
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#452 - tyrson (07/02/2016) [-]
Success! You have created the Bloodied Gorget
[item, necklace]
● This crimson collar fills you with a blood-boiling rage.
□ You gain a +1 bonus to attack rolls and a +20 bonus to Strike. You suffer a –1 penalty to Charisma.
□ You ignore Mind Control, and instead suffer Confusion. Taunt effects you suffer last for 1 additional round.
□ Your Defense (if any) is reduced to 0 and any attack against you automatically succeeds.
● If you are a canine, this fury is intensified and enshrouds your immediate vicinity in a magic-bending aura. Allied canines in melee range of you (excluding yourself) gain the following effects:
□ They gain a +5 bonus to Strike for every allied canine in the aura, and a +1 bonus to Strength.
□ They ignore Mind Control and Confusion, and instead attack the same creature you are attacking.
□ They may redirect MP damage to other allied canines in the aura, so long as this doesn't knock the allies Unconscious.
□ Once per quest, the affected canines may negate a magical attack or harmful spell against them, instead transforming into a different breed of dog. Use the "roll dogs" command to determine the form they assume. This change cures them of all damage and drain they have suffered, but their stats become identical to those detailed under the Hunter's "Whistle" ability (including the variable HP amount). This transformation lasts until the end of the quest.

Components: Canine Collar (>>#431) + Aspect of Blood
Cost: 1 dj
Modifiers: +1 on all craft rolls
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#659 - **TheMather used "*roll 2, 0-9*"** **TheMather rolls 9** …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2016 on rollplaying's profile 0
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#660 - TheMather (05/24/2016) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 0-9*"**
**TheMather rolls 9**
**TheMather rolls 2** Drawing magic circle.
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#665 - TheMather (06/02/2016) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 0-9*"**
**TheMather rolls 4**
**TheMather rolls 7** Sewing collar.
#658 - **TheMather used "*roll 2, 0-9*"** **TheMather rolls 3** …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2016 on rollplaying's profile 0
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#659 - TheMather (05/19/2016) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 0-9*"**
**TheMather rolls 9**
**TheMather rolls 7** Magic dye again.
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#660 - TheMather (05/24/2016) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 0-9*"**
**TheMather rolls 9**
**TheMather rolls 2** Drawing magic circle.
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#665 - TheMather (06/02/2016) [-]
**TheMather used "*roll 2, 0-9*"**
**TheMather rolls 4**
**TheMather rolls 7** Sewing collar.
#12 - Bucky could have stood to have a fair trial, but chose to run.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on Civil War in a nutshell 0
#15 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
bucky was having mental problems. it is perfectly reasonable for someone who has been a robot for the past 60 years to not think rationally.