I AM NEITHER A FEMALE NOR A FATHER. TAKE HIM TO THE GULAG.

*points scythe at you* youll have to fight me first.

*Points tank at you* I. Win.

*covers tank hole with a few rocks then moves out of the way and sits next to stalin* mom, do you not love me because i'm a failure v.v

GTFO. I HAVE NO SON.

*stabs scythe in your back then runs away crying to america*

STALIN CANNAE BE STOPPED BY BLADES!

well uh...i kinda stole it from the grim reaper

Bitch, I am the reaper! *jarring chord*

no the angel of death is *points at a man in a big black hood* he also wants his scythe back.. so bye bye mommy :D *fades away with the reaper and the scythe*

DON'T BRING THIS UP!

What, Finland?

Rgrlrgh. What about France beating the crap outta England in both the 100 years war and conquering you guys in 1066? Think like this. ALL ENGLISHMEN ARE FRENCH.

France and the words beating, conquering, and winning together in one sentence are grammatically incorrect. Besides, whats up with giving only half your troops a rifle and yet making all of them charge the Germans?

But, seriously dude. England got beaten by France. Repeatedly.

Lmfao what a joke. btw im not even english.

TRUE!

Are you excited for God of war 3?

Sort of, I don't have a PS3 but my friend does so he'll buy it and we'll play it.

I have both. Xbox 360 and a PS3

Well we can't afford your fancy-ass western technology so I just play STALKER: Call of Pripyat on my computer. Btw Hitler, do you have a steam profile? I'm already friends with another Hitler but i suspect he is an impersonator.

No.

ZDRASTVUTYET! Kak dyela tovarishch!

lol can you speak russian?

Eh, a bit but Funnyjunk doesn't allow Cyrillic so I have to transliterate it.

lol nice, I'm russian and never thought of making account called JosephStalin haha

Theres like 4 hitlers, why can't there be 2 Stalins.

YOU ASS WE HAD A TRUCE!

HEHE...
Well, I am preparing my gas chamber.

I see your gas chamber and raise you one Bear Cavalry. WHAT NAO?

I see your bear cavalry and raise you kitten snipers.
WHAT NAO?

Oh damn, it's on bitch.

indeed, motherfucker

I raise you a detachment of Spetsna and a Russian winter.

I raise you squirrel machine gunners and an army of dogs with shotguns.
Bitch you should surrender.

Oh wats that? The western allies are firebombing Dresden? You should investigate that. I'll keep Berlin safe for you.

Well I can send in my CAT SNIPERS at them.

Oh and btw? Soviet army, lol. Go and be emo your bunker with that ugly-ass bitch Eva.

Who I fucked last night. Boy, she's a crazy lady.

you dare....
OK FUCK THIS I AM SENDING AN ARMY OF SHOTGUN DOGS AT YOUR BASE FOR SAYING THAT.

Shotgun dogs<Leopards with Gatling Guns.

Leopards with Gating Guns<Lions with rocket launchers.

BTW I just executed 10 million jews, its a new record since on my previous holocaust I killed 6 million.
Also around 1 million fat chicks, 2 million douchebags and I killed justin beiber.
On the previous one I killed total of 11 million, so 5 million other none-jews.

But seriously bro, My gas bill is so fucking high right now I think i`ll execute the person who charges me

Sweet, bro. I just purged 67 million enemies of the state, and none of them were actually in the USSR. We should just truce and not talk about this fiasco.
Vodka martinis and caviar?

Fine, but do not think of making a plan to attack me, I got a top secret weapon that I am ready to use.
No it is not another gas chamber.

OH MY GOD!!! I SHOULD GIVE YOU BOTH A FUCKING MEDAL!!!!!!!!

Can we hav'th a screen cap verily?