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TheJackle

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Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
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#22 - birkbeck4lyfe inb4 poorfag 12/09/2014 on Hue 0
#11 - OMG STRATHY STUDENT STATE YOUR HALLS (plz be in halls) …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Hue +1
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#36 - backlash (12/09/2014) [-]
both my physics teachers went there and encouraged me too..went to their open days as well but i didn't want to live at home and was too close for halls
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#31 - mcmilldog (12/09/2014) [-]
Live at home mate
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#33 - TheJackle (12/09/2014) [-]
unlucky halls are the tits
#17 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
Former Chancellors Hall Master Race checking in
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#22 - TheJackle (12/09/2014) [-]
birkbeck4lyfe inb4 poorfag
#7 - v this is Vine meets FJ 12/08/2014 on White Soap 0
#87 - >Daniel Radcliffe was holding my clearly uncomfortably frie…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Would you rather +8
#188 - jarofdirt (12/08/2014) [-]
Fucking hell, did not see that coming.
#91 - mymommasallama (12/08/2014) [-]
#86 - >he asks if me and my friends want to go upstairs with him …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Would you rather +8
#87 - TheJackle (12/08/2014) [-]
>Daniel Radcliffe was holding my clearly uncomfortably friend against the wall, touching his dick and kissing his neck
>friend looks on the verge of tears
>I shout and Radcliffe looks around
>Friend has time to push Radcliffe off him and run to the end of the corridor down back into the club
>I run too but Radcliffe grabs my crotch
>he looks panicked as my friend looks over his shoulder to see if Radcliffe is following him
>Radcliffe looks legit concerned for him
>”watch out for ma sturs, Ovpopets!” he shouts
>”ma stur!”
>”ma stur!”
>”ma stur Ovpopets is pulling your strings!”
>”twisting your mind and smashing your dreams!”
>that’s the moment he pulled off his mask and revealed himself to be James Hetfield, lead singer of Metallica!
>still had his hand on my crotch
>that pesky James Hetfield!
#188 - jarofdirt (12/08/2014) [-]
Fucking hell, did not see that coming.
#91 - mymommasallama (12/08/2014) [-]
#83 - Interesting story relating to this >In London out clubb…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Would you rather +11
#86 - TheJackle (12/08/2014) [-]
>he asks if me and my friends want to go upstairs with him and his group, says Emma and the gang will be along and they get way to much publicity to be downstairs
>agree and go upstairs with him
>he says stairs funny
>might just be drunk but he keeps pronouncing it “sturs”
>everyone arrives in the lounge upstairs
>holy shit celeb overdose
>must start talking with Emma Watson legit love her
>she is so fucking nice
>my friend says hes going to the bathroom, but I barely noticed as im so captivated by Emma
>I wish I had noticed
>possibly last thing he said to me
>10 minutes later and I went to the bathroom myself thinking I hadn’t seen him in a while
>what I saw next shocked me though
#87 - TheJackle (12/08/2014) [-]
>Daniel Radcliffe was holding my clearly uncomfortably friend against the wall, touching his dick and kissing his neck
>friend looks on the verge of tears
>I shout and Radcliffe looks around
>Friend has time to push Radcliffe off him and run to the end of the corridor down back into the club
>I run too but Radcliffe grabs my crotch
>he looks panicked as my friend looks over his shoulder to see if Radcliffe is following him
>Radcliffe looks legit concerned for him
>”watch out for ma sturs, Ovpopets!” he shouts
>”ma stur!”
>”ma stur!”
>”ma stur Ovpopets is pulling your strings!”
>”twisting your mind and smashing your dreams!”
>that’s the moment he pulled off his mask and revealed himself to be James Hetfield, lead singer of Metallica!
>still had his hand on my crotch
>that pesky James Hetfield!
#188 - jarofdirt (12/08/2014) [-]
Fucking hell, did not see that coming.
#91 - mymommasallama (12/08/2014) [-]
#20 - this is actually Darude - Sandstorm 11/28/2014 on Best answer +14
#1 - Props to alucord, cpupurpleheart, mordenkrad, ciacheczko, Silv…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Why I love Funnyjunk +5
#4 - cpupurpleheart (12/02/2014) [-]
Anytime buddy!
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#3 - mordenkrad (11/26/2014) [-]
We're All Brothers in the end Mate; Good Luck and Thanks for the Summon
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#2 - ciacheczko (11/26/2014) [-]
Hey, no probs, mate. It's always worth to spend 10 minutes, among the countless hours wasted on the internet, to give someone a bit of comfort. I'm happy I could assist you.
#135 - or the next <3  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Worth the read (retyped) +1
#138 - alucord (11/26/2014) [-]
I just read through all your reply's

I was a little confused at first, I'm glad I got the one I did.
#134 - this life 11/26/2014 on Worth the read (retyped) +1