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TheGermanGuy

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7631
Comment Ranking:#7360
Highest Content Rank:#824
Highest Comment Rank:#3189
Content Thumbs: 13219 total,  14146 ,  927
Comment Thumbs: 3779 total,  4159 ,  380
Content Level Progress: 50.3% (503/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:438079
Times Content Favorited:540 times
Total Comments Made:483
FJ Points:16308
Favorite Tags: fail (4) | GIF (4) | a (2) | Hitler (2) | i (2) | is (2) | like (2) | School (2) | the (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#33 - oh god  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Exactly +8
User avatar #40 - bossguycumsplash (09/02/2012) [-]
source.
User avatar #35 - mylazy (09/01/2012) [-]
I love it. It starts off looking like a guy about to stand up, then it looks like a face about to eat everything.
User avatar #34 - demandsgayversion (09/01/2012) [-]
Since the first time I saw this .gif, my standards for special effects have risen. I just think that's interesting to note.
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Atheists: 1 +15
#68 - europe (09/01/2012) [-]
#133 - stop posting, please  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on Skyrim +18
#151 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
I second that, taco...you just suck.
#121 - i can`t watch the movie/video files with opera 08/31/2012 on Annoy my black son with... 0
#193 - in germany this is allowed...  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2012 on rape +7
User avatar #228 - guywithguitar (08/31/2012) [-]
Why does this blend so perfectly with my electronica?
User avatar #209 - erikus (08/31/2012) [-]
I want that gif with "Partyin hard" lol


Btw how do you guys edit gifs?
#236 - clapex (08/31/2012) [-]
you can edit gifs with photoshop pretty easy
#201 - clapex (08/31/2012) [-]
its not .. im pretty german myself and i can tell you its not
#197 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
dammit germans, this is why you shouldn't have nice things
#1908 - I can`t watch vids on opera anymore. they dont load. 08/30/2012 on Whiners, Complainers,... 0
#120 - little talks with my penis 08/28/2012 on Jebus...pls... +2
#21 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Christian dating +60
User avatar #22 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]
Godzilla regularly fucks up Tokyo, Athiest-zilla does not. Atheists=1, Christians=0
User avatar #89 - commontroll (08/26/2012) [-]
You obviously can't keep score. It's 1 all.
User avatar #95 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]
Yes, that was the joke. Congrats, you can detect basic sarcasm.
#190 - commontroll (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm calling your bluff.
User avatar #232 - charagrin (08/27/2012) [-]
What bluff. I returned a comment with a comment that was mirroring it.
User avatar #234 - commontroll (08/27/2012) [-]
I said you can't keep score, because you reduced the score of Christians back to zero. That's not how this game works man. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules here.
#235 - vietnam (08/27/2012) [-]
Hey, I have rules too!
#28 - atheistzilla (08/26/2012) [-]
Atheistzilla UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!
User avatar #29 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]
OH SNAP!
#22242 - Anybody know where I can watch the Office online?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #22243 - foaly (08/24/2012) [-]
torrent.
#310 - Picture 08/19/2012 on College Libral +1
#106 - No, just because we have no border controls, dosen`t mean we h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2012 on College Libral +4
#223 - federleicht (08/19/2012) [-]
yeah i was trying to say that, damn you english language.
#310 - TheGermanGuy (08/19/2012) [-]
#119 - okthxbye (08/19/2012) [-]
You have to go through border control/show your passport when traveling to Bulgaria, Cyprus, Ireland, Rumania and the UK.
#1005 - Picture 08/18/2012 on Exchange Wallpapers? 0
#117 - Picture 08/17/2012 on Anyone can be a hero 0
#16 - **** you  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Family-Zoned +75
#55 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
LE
User avatar #34 - tulioandmiguel (08/16/2012) [-]
Seriously, le is patetic, but w/e.

if its funny ( wich in my opinion this wasn't ) just thumb it how you like, wether it has le or not, it does not ruin it...
#33 - jinkazama (08/16/2012) [-]
le
#8190 - **TheGermanGuy rolled a random image posted in comment #4436… 08/16/2012 on Help flag porn 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Anyone can be a hero +277
#113 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
It's like all the retards below don't realize this has been top comment twice in the past two weeks, and has been posted on every content related to the Colorado shooting since this picture's creation, which was the day that news was announced.
#97 - anon (08/16/2012) [-]
fucking faggot i saw that original post on 4chan fucking faggot
#94 - silverlance (08/16/2012) [-]
#62 - sterlingarcher (08/16/2012) [-]
#34 - breakdancinghobo (08/15/2012) [-]
#31 - rzkruspe (08/15/2012) [-]





comment #5 beat ya to it
#30 - McGoogle (08/15/2012) [-]
#27 - EarthDefenseforce (08/15/2012) [-]
#22 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
Some people even got to visit Heath Leadger.
#17 - mrheisenberg (08/15/2012) [-]
#14 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
Fucking lol'd
#56 - Picture 08/15/2012 on Makes sense +1
#106 - That's what daddy likes 08/15/2012 on Definition of slut is ... +8
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on Religion Bale +31
#26 - derpmageddon (08/14/2012) [-]
This made me laugh my ass off
#15 - Picture 08/10/2012 on Items in the NSFW sections? +1
#60 - snapplez can you give me a link to the emulator, pls. 08/08/2012 on Youngster Joey Truth 0
#18 - Yesterday I had the same thought. 08/05/2012 on Whats wrong with girls... 0
#108587 - Hey guys, can anybody say me where I can watch Naruto Shippuud…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #108608 - MillionsKnives (08/05/2012) [-]
At this point, since the series is so long and there probably isn't a batch out for it (maybe a seasonal one, but there would still be like 20 of those.....), I'd say just stream it, as much as I hate to say that.
User avatar #108590 - idunnolol (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #108591 - tylosaurus (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #108603 - sergejkarkarov (08/05/2012) [-]
In germany you say 'Könnt ihr mir sagen wo ich Naruto gucken kann' Which means 'Can you say me where I can watch naruto'.
User avatar #108615 - tylosaurus (08/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, but we're speaking english. Aren't we? It's: Could you tell me.

The synonym for say is tell.
User avatar #108620 - sergejkarkarov (08/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, I just explained how the mistake probably formed.
User avatar #108625 - tylosaurus (08/05/2012) [-]
and I just explained why he was wrong.
#108629 - sergejkarkarov (08/05/2012) [-]
#108632 - tylosaurus (08/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 - sonicschall (07/11/2014) [-]
I know what you did.
#29 to #28 - TheGermanGuy (07/11/2014) [-]
Leave alone!

also cool profile pic
User avatar #30 to #29 - sonicschall (07/11/2014) [-]
Bashing my big black penetrative daddy is fun, though.
User avatar #26 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #23 - limeboy (07/13/2012) [-]
Congratulations on being the top user in 24 hours bro!
#24 to #25 - TheGermanGuy (07/13/2012) [-]
Really? Thanks, I didn´t know that.
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