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TheGermanGuy

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3581
Comment Ranking:#12147
Highest Content Rank:#824
Highest Comment Rank:#3189
Content Thumbs: 13209 total,  14131 ,  922
Comment Thumbs: 3565 total,  3939 ,  374
Content Level Progress: 49.5% (495/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:434844
Times Content Favorited:541 times
Total Comments Made:486
FJ Points:16156
Favorite Tags: fail (4) | GIF (4) | a (2) | i (2) | is (2) | like (2) | the (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#19 - Picture 10/30/2012 on Hue-Man 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2012 on Master Wayne +120
#129 - mrcollings Comment deleted by TheGermanGuy
#162 - atheistzilla Comment deleted by TheGermanGuy
#208 - strikous Comment deleted by TheGermanGuy
#163 - ktbmnf Comment deleted by TheGermanGuy
#294 - Superhell Comment deleted by TheGermanGuy
#148 - anonymous Comment deleted by TheGermanGuy
#221 - hawaiianhappysauce Comment deleted by TheGermanGuy
#157 - candidvres Comment deleted by TheGermanGuy
#11 - Picture 10/28/2012 on Dafuq? +10
#48 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2012 on Mother Fucking Christian Bale +170
#84 - Yukimora (10/28/2012) [-]
#67 - androiddxx (10/28/2012) [-]
My fucking sides!
#60 - anonymous (10/28/2012) [-]
i remember when my name was Christianity bale...
User avatar #58 - arnoldbusk (10/28/2012) [-]
I always wondered what he was going to say. I can only imagine it being extremely awkward.

"Um hi. I am Christian Bale. You know, batman."

"Oh, hi."

"Soooo.. How y'all doing?"

"..."
#18 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2012 on Confession Bear +3
User avatar #21 - galkawhm (10/23/2012) [-]
I didn't.
User avatar #28 - Riukanojutsu (10/23/2012) [-]
LOL PHAGGOT

me neither
#44 - let the emperor alone, pony scum  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Ponycomp 198 +1
#45 - darkjustifier (10/21/2012) [-]
Gonna need two cigarettes tonight.
#1 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Hypersensitivity -3
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on When breaking something +33
User avatar #64 - residentevilfan (10/10/2012) [-]
I put my dick on the screen
#2 - Picture 10/08/2012 on famous jewish baker 6... +1
#1 - go to game board 10/08/2012 on Thumb me down to hell if... 0
#1 - Picture 10/08/2012 on SCIENCE ++ +1
#18 - Picture 10/07/2012 on you only had one job... +6
#25 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Stairs +12
#116 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Why National Geographic are... +108
User avatar #171 - icedmantwo (10/06/2012) [-]
Godzilla attacked Tokyo, Atheistzilla did not
christians 1
atheists 1
#179 - awesomeguyTS (10/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but Christian won the WWE championship, not Athiest.

Christians: 2
Athiests: 1
User avatar #183 - mrawesomepotato (10/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but that was only viewed by 6 year olds and their redneck fathers.

Christians: 2
Athiests: 1
Rednecks: Mountain dew
#191 - rottingwhaleanus has deleted their comment.
#8 - Picture 09/26/2012 on why so serious Jack +8
#5 - Picture 09/21/2012 on She wants the D +8
#283 - Picture 09/17/2012 on Emma Watson Dancing +10
#96 - what is with the asian cultures? they aren´t exploring space,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on Muslims 0
User avatar #153 - bluedwarf (09/16/2012) [-]
If you are going to take everything literally I beg you to restrain from posting
#44 - It`s from a german website, but why is the text in english? 09/09/2012 on Sexual Abuse +3
#33 - oh god  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Exactly +8
User avatar #40 - bossguycumsplash (09/02/2012) [-]
source.
User avatar #35 - mylazy (09/01/2012) [-]
I love it. It starts off looking like a guy about to stand up, then it looks like a face about to eat everything.
User avatar #34 - demandsgayversion (09/01/2012) [-]
Since the first time I saw this .gif, my standards for special effects have risen. I just think that's interesting to note.
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Atheists: 1 +15
#68 - europe (09/01/2012) [-]
#133 - stop posting, please  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on Skyrim +18
#151 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
I second that, taco...you just suck.
#121 - i can`t watch the movie/video files with opera 08/31/2012 on Annoy my black son with... 0
#193 - in germany this is allowed...  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2012 on rape +7
User avatar #228 - guywithguitar (08/31/2012) [-]
Why does this blend so perfectly with my electronica?
User avatar #209 - erikus (08/31/2012) [-]
I want that gif with "Partyin hard" lol


Btw how do you guys edit gifs?
#236 - clapex (08/31/2012) [-]
you can edit gifs with photoshop pretty easy
#201 - clapex (08/31/2012) [-]
its not .. im pretty german myself and i can tell you its not
#197 - anonymous (08/31/2012) [-]
dammit germans, this is why you shouldn't have nice things
#1908 - I can`t watch vids on opera anymore. they dont load. 08/30/2012 on Whiners, Complainers,... 0

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#35 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi TheGermanGuy! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
User avatar #28 - sonicschall (07/11/2014) [-]
I know what you did.
#29 to #28 - TheGermanGuy (07/11/2014) [-]
Leave alone!

also cool profile pic
User avatar #30 to #29 - sonicschall (07/11/2014) [-]
Bashing my big black penetrative daddy is fun, though.
User avatar #26 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #23 - limeboy (07/13/2012) [-]
Congratulations on being the top user in 24 hours bro!
#24 to #25 - TheGermanGuy (07/13/2012) [-]
Really? Thanks, I didn´t know that.
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey, man.   
   
What's up?
Hey, man.

What's up?
#2 to #3 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
i don´t know
i don´t know
#4 to #5 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
you say it
you say it
#5 to #6 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Say what? What do I say?
Say what? What do I say?
#6 to #7 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
I don´t know
I don´t know
#8 to #9 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
#9 to #10 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Honestly, I have no clue.   
   
And couldn't tell ya if I tried.
Honestly, I have no clue.

And couldn't tell ya if I tried.
#10 to #11 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Is it time to stop it. NO.
Is it time to stop it. NO.
#11 to #12 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
lolk let's go!
lolk let's go!
#12 to #13 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
It`s a duck.
It`s a duck.
#14 to #15 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
How long are you gonig on FJ?
How long are you gonig on FJ?
#15 to #16 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
What do you mean, sir?
What do you mean, sir?
#16 to #17 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Since when are you visting this site.
Since when are you visting this site.
#17 to #18 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Ohhh uhm approximately 6   
days sir. And you?
Ohhh uhm approximately 6
days sir. And you?
#18 to #19 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Every day for more than two years but I normaly don`t comment or post content.
Every day for more than two years but I normaly don`t comment or post content.
#19 to #20 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Oh damn, nice.   
Why don't you do anything tho?   
You should...
Oh damn, nice.
Why don't you do anything tho?
You should...
#22 to #21 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
thanks, of course i made them not myself ;) found them on an austrian website. btw where are you from?
thanks, of course i made them not myself ;) found them on an austrian website. btw where are you from?
#20 to #21 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
I`m too lazy. But today I had two posts on Frontpage. But i think you know that. cause you send me a friendrequest.
I`m too lazy. But today I had two posts on Frontpage. But i think you know that. cause you send me a friendrequest.
#21 to #22 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Oh gotcha, haha   
and yep I know, good job   
btw :3
Oh gotcha, haha
and yep I know, good job
btw :3
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