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TheGermanGuy

Last status update:
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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3832
Comment Ranking:#27031
Highest Content Rank:#824
Highest Comment Rank:#3189
Content Thumbs: 13209 total,  14131 ,  922
Comment Thumbs: 3491 total,  3860 ,  369
Content Level Progress: 49.5% (495/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:434635
Times Content Favorited:541 times
Total Comments Made:479
FJ Points:16113
Favorite Tags: fail (4) | GIF (4) | a (2) | i (2) | is (2) | like (2) | the (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on When breaking something +33
User avatar #64 - residentevilfan (10/10/2012) [-]
I put my dick on the screen
#2 - Picture 10/08/2012 on famous jewish baker 6... +1
#1 - go to game board 10/08/2012 on Thumb me down to hell if... 0
#1 - Picture 10/08/2012 on SCIENCE ++ +1
#18 - Picture 10/07/2012 on you only had one job... +6
#25 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Stairs +12
#116 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Why National Geographic are... +108
User avatar #171 - icedmantwo (10/06/2012) [-]
Godzilla attacked Tokyo, Atheistzilla did not
christians 1
atheists 1
#179 - awesomeguyTS (10/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but Christian won the WWE championship, not Athiest.

Christians: 2
Athiests: 1
User avatar #183 - mrawesomepotato (10/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but that was only viewed by 6 year olds and their redneck fathers.

Christians: 2
Athiests: 1
Rednecks: Mountain dew
#191 - rottingwhaleanus has deleted their comment.
#8 - Picture 09/26/2012 on why so serious Jack +8
#5 - Picture 09/21/2012 on She wants the D +8
#283 - Picture 09/17/2012 on Emma Watson Dancing +10
#96 - what is with the asian cultures? they aren´t exploring space,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on Muslims 0
User avatar #153 - bluedwarf (09/16/2012) [-]
If you are going to take everything literally I beg you to restrain from posting
#44 - It`s from a german website, but why is the text in english? 09/09/2012 on Sexual Abuse +3
#33 - oh god  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Exactly +8
User avatar #40 - bossguycumsplash (09/02/2012) [-]
source.
User avatar #35 - mylazy (09/01/2012) [-]
I love it. It starts off looking like a guy about to stand up, then it looks like a face about to eat everything.
User avatar #34 - demandsgayversion (09/01/2012) [-]
Since the first time I saw this .gif, my standards for special effects have risen. I just think that's interesting to note.
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Atheists: 1 +15
#68 - europe (09/01/2012) [-]
#133 - stop posting, please  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on Skyrim +18
#151 - anonexplains (08/31/2012) [-]
I second that, taco...you just suck.
#121 - i can`t watch the movie/video files with opera 08/31/2012 on Annoy my black son with... 0
#193 - in germany this is allowed...  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2012 on rape +7
User avatar #228 - guywithguitar (08/31/2012) [-]
Why does this blend so perfectly with my electronica?
User avatar #209 - erikus (08/31/2012) [-]
I want that gif with "Partyin hard" lol


Btw how do you guys edit gifs?
#236 - clapex (08/31/2012) [-]
you can edit gifs with photoshop pretty easy
#201 - clapex (08/31/2012) [-]
its not .. im pretty german myself and i can tell you its not
#197 - anonexplains (08/31/2012) [-]
dammit germans, this is why you shouldn't have nice things
#1908 - I can`t watch vids on opera anymore. they dont load. 08/30/2012 on Whiners, Complainers,... 0
#120 - little talks with my penis 08/28/2012 on Jebus...pls... +2
#21 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Christian dating +60
User avatar #22 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]
Godzilla regularly fucks up Tokyo, Athiest-zilla does not. Atheists=1, Christians=0
User avatar #89 - commontroll (08/26/2012) [-]
You obviously can't keep score. It's 1 all.
User avatar #95 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]
Yes, that was the joke. Congrats, you can detect basic sarcasm.
#190 - commontroll (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm calling your bluff.
User avatar #232 - charagrin (08/27/2012) [-]
What bluff. I returned a comment with a comment that was mirroring it.
User avatar #234 - commontroll (08/27/2012) [-]
I said you can't keep score, because you reduced the score of Christians back to zero. That's not how this game works man. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules here.
#235 - vietnam (08/27/2012) [-]
Hey, I have rules too!
#28 - atheistzilla (08/26/2012) [-]
Atheistzilla UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!
User avatar #29 - charagrin (08/26/2012) [-]
OH SNAP!
#22242 - Anybody know where I can watch the Office online?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#22258 - mysterykid has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22243 - foaly (08/24/2012) [-]
torrent.
#310 - Picture 08/19/2012 on College Libral +1
#106 - No, just because we have no border controls, dosen`t mean we h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2012 on College Libral +4
#223 - federleicht (08/19/2012) [-]
yeah i was trying to say that, damn you english language.
#310 - TheGermanGuy (08/19/2012) [-]
#119 - okthxbye (08/19/2012) [-]
You have to go through border control/show your passport when traveling to Bulgaria, Cyprus, Ireland, Rumania and the UK.
#1005 - Picture 08/18/2012 on Exchange Wallpapers? 0
#117 - Picture 08/17/2012 on Anyone can be a hero 0

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Total unique items point value: 3210 / Total items point value: 3460
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User avatar #28 - sonicschall (07/11/2014) [-]
I know what you did.
#29 to #28 - TheGermanGuy (07/11/2014) [-]
Leave alone!

also cool profile pic
User avatar #30 to #29 - sonicschall (07/11/2014) [-]
Bashing my big black penetrative daddy is fun, though.
User avatar #23 - limeboy (07/13/2012) [-]
Congratulations on being the top user in 24 hours bro!
#24 to #25 - TheGermanGuy (07/13/2012) [-]
Really? Thanks, I didn´t know that.
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey, man.   
   
What's up?
Hey, man.

What's up?
#2 to #3 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
i don´t know
i don´t know
#4 to #5 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
you say it
you say it
#5 to #6 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Say what? What do I say?
Say what? What do I say?
#6 to #7 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
I don´t know
I don´t know
#8 to #9 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
#9 to #10 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Honestly, I have no clue.   
   
And couldn't tell ya if I tried.
Honestly, I have no clue.

And couldn't tell ya if I tried.
#10 to #11 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Is it time to stop it. NO.
Is it time to stop it. NO.
#11 to #12 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
lolk let's go!
lolk let's go!
#12 to #13 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
It`s a duck.
It`s a duck.
#14 to #15 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
How long are you gonig on FJ?
How long are you gonig on FJ?
#15 to #16 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
What do you mean, sir?
What do you mean, sir?
#16 to #17 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Since when are you visting this site.
Since when are you visting this site.
#17 to #18 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Ohhh uhm approximately 6   
days sir. And you?
Ohhh uhm approximately 6
days sir. And you?
#18 to #19 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Every day for more than two years but I normaly don`t comment or post content.
Every day for more than two years but I normaly don`t comment or post content.
#19 to #20 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Oh damn, nice.   
Why don't you do anything tho?   
You should...
Oh damn, nice.
Why don't you do anything tho?
You should...
#22 to #21 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
thanks, of course i made them not myself ;) found them on an austrian website. btw where are you from?
thanks, of course i made them not myself ;) found them on an austrian website. btw where are you from?
#20 to #21 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
I`m too lazy. But today I had two posts on Frontpage. But i think you know that. cause you send me a friendrequest.
I`m too lazy. But today I had two posts on Frontpage. But i think you know that. cause you send me a friendrequest.
#21 to #22 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Oh gotcha, haha   
and yep I know, good job   
btw :3
Oh gotcha, haha
and yep I know, good job
btw :3
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