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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:10/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#1132
Comment Ranking:#31634
Highest Content Rank:#824
Highest Comment Rank:#3189
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Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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#1643 - I could do this from friday till sunday. 10/27/2013 on Looking for trusted moderators 0
#184 - Hey, I am from germany and could do it. Maybe I got the same I… 10/21/2013 on I need some mods on in the... 0
#289 - I could do it. I go to the University and I am also german. So…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Looking for trusted moderators +3
User avatar #1391 - phanact (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm looking for moderators who can be online from 4AM EST until 10AM est, or even as late as noon. (Convert the timezones yourself)

The more comments you have, and the older account you have, the better.

I'll be choosing people more if they can be online during those specified times.

I'm looking to have enough mods so that we can flag anything as soon as its posted.
User avatar #1643 - TheGermanGuy (10/27/2013) [-]
I could do this from friday till sunday.
#98 - Can I have a link to the thread? 08/22/2013 on King of /b/ 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Cute -17
#19 - crazyolitis (08/18/2013) [-]
no u
#85 - Picture 08/16/2013 on Would you buy this shirt... +4
#39 - hfw 08/14/2013 on bored +4
#8 - I want to see them all. 08/07/2013 on by the nine -1
#63 - Picture 08/01/2013 on Video Game Trivia 5 +2
#117 - jk 07/31/2013 on Beautiful women +5
#39 - There can be only one!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Beautiful women +31
#116 - datgermanguy (07/31/2013) [-]
When two germans meet on the internet, they must battle to the death.
#117 - TheGermanGuy (07/31/2013) [-]
jk
#38 - Comment deleted 07/31/2013 on Beautiful women 0
#37 - I´ve seen some **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Beautiful women +23
#44 - tabarzins (07/31/2013) [-]
Yea cuz this site's full of it.
#46 - themassivefail (07/31/2013) [-]
oh SNAP
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#22 - that movie was ****  [+] (15 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Beautiful women +146
User avatar #43 - mexicandudeinsd (07/31/2013) [-]
im the mexican dude .... but no ones interested .....okay
#58 - riposter (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm interested, come at me bro!
#74 - mexicandudeinsd (07/31/2013) [-]
#30 - datgermanguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Your username...
We meet at last.
#39 - TheGermanGuy (07/31/2013) [-]
There can be only one!
#116 - datgermanguy (07/31/2013) [-]
When two germans meet on the internet, they must battle to the death.
#117 - TheGermanGuy (07/31/2013) [-]
jk
#38 - TheGermanGuy has deleted their comment.
#36 - ccrusie (07/31/2013) [-]
Lol
#34 - beavisnbutthead (07/30/2013) [-]
In all fairness, he's been here longer than you have
#37 - TheGermanGuy (07/31/2013) [-]
I´ve seen some shit.
#44 - tabarzins (07/31/2013) [-]
Yea cuz this site's full of it.
#46 - themassivefail (07/31/2013) [-]
oh SNAP
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#29 - luiselvergas (07/30/2013) [-]
thank you
#99 - Why is he still wearing his stupid hat?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Double standarts +10
#123 - randombitches (07/20/2013) [-]
Its Notch
#74 - mfw i am german 07/18/2013 on Related Title +2
#73 - Picture 07/18/2013 on Related Title +1
#69 - I need more.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Related Title 0
#70 - iwishiwasazula (07/18/2013) [-]
Not even Tumblr could handle this one
#73 - TheGermanGuy (07/18/2013) [-]
#39 - Picture 07/18/2013 on Related Title +1
#26 - let me see it  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Related Title 0
User avatar #31 - mikhailovych (07/17/2013) [-]
below
User avatar #41 - Ehwhat (07/18/2013) [-]
This really, really lowered my expectations for mankind.
#31 - Richard Nixon is death? Somehow that makes me sad.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Some stuff #4 +10
User avatar #185 - mayormilkman (07/18/2013) [-]
Well, it has been one hundred years since he was born.
#14 - I live an hour away from munich. She can call me anytime.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Death by snu snu +20
User avatar #106 - waterbottlemanboy (07/12/2013) [-]
Sadly, she died in December.
#27 - wheredahoodat (07/12/2013) [-]
Notice how he was African.
#56 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Seems Legit +3
#694812 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#693612 - Thanks dude. They`re old enough for me. 07/11/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
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User avatar #28 - sonicschall ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
I know what you did.
#29 to #28 - TheGermanGuy (07/11/2014) [-]
Leave alone!

also cool profile pic
User avatar #30 to #29 - sonicschall ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Bashing my big black penetrative daddy is fun, though.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sonicschall ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #34 to #33 - sonicschall ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - limeboy (07/13/2012) [-]
Congratulations on being the top user in 24 hours bro!
#24 to #25 - TheGermanGuy (07/13/2012) [-]
Really? Thanks, I didn´t know that.
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Hey, man.   
   
What's up?
Hey, man.

What's up?
#2 to #3 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
i don´t know
i don´t know
#4 to #5 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
you say it
you say it
#5 to #6 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Say what? What do I say?
Say what? What do I say?
#6 to #7 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
I don´t know
I don´t know
#8 to #9 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
#9 to #10 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Honestly, I have no clue.   
   
And couldn't tell ya if I tried.
Honestly, I have no clue.

And couldn't tell ya if I tried.
#10 to #11 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Is it time to stop it. NO.
Is it time to stop it. NO.
#11 to #12 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
lolk let's go!
lolk let's go!
#12 to #13 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
It`s a duck.
It`s a duck.
#14 to #15 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
How long are you gonig on FJ?
How long are you gonig on FJ?
#15 to #16 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
What do you mean, sir?
What do you mean, sir?
#16 to #17 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Since when are you visting this site.
Since when are you visting this site.
#17 to #18 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Ohhh uhm approximately 6   
days sir. And you?
Ohhh uhm approximately 6
days sir. And you?
#18 to #19 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
Every day for more than two years but I normaly don`t comment or post content.
Every day for more than two years but I normaly don`t comment or post content.
#19 to #20 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Oh damn, nice.   
Why don't you do anything tho?   
You should...
Oh damn, nice.
Why don't you do anything tho?
You should...
#22 to #21 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
thanks, of course i made them not myself ;) found them on an austrian website. btw where are you from?
thanks, of course i made them not myself ;) found them on an austrian website. btw where are you from?
#20 to #21 - TheGermanGuy (07/12/2012) [-]
I`m too lazy. But today I had two posts on Frontpage. But i think you know that. cause you send me a friendrequest.
I`m too lazy. But today I had two posts on Frontpage. But i think you know that. cause you send me a friendrequest.
#21 to #22 - blartonfairweather (07/12/2012) [-]
Oh gotcha, haha   
and yep I know, good job   
btw :3
Oh gotcha, haha
and yep I know, good job
btw :3
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