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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:5/20/2013
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Content Ranking:#23011
Comment Ranking:#3191
Highest Content Rank:#3777
Highest Comment Rank:#545
Content Thumbs: 5730 total,  7078 ,  1348
Comment Thumbs: 12406 total,  18964 ,  6558
Content Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 40.6% (406/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:7
Content Views:192267
Times Content Favorited:511 times
Total Comments Made:8882
FJ Points:2568

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#47 - well im religious so i guess this is relevent. 04/06/2013 on My life in a gif +1
#34 - kinda 04/06/2013 on Yolo 0
#23 - nope. i hope they do then we can initiate operation sea of fre…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Anonymous hacks North... -2
User avatar #39 - pokemonismyhigh (04/06/2013) [-]
And all those thousands of North Korean civilians who were born in the wrong mans country at the wrong time, will just die horrible deaths
User avatar #41 - Griketwentyten (04/06/2013) [-]
good point! its not like the U.S. has ever done that before....
User avatar #44 - pokemonismyhigh (04/06/2013) [-]
Are you implying I'm completely fine with what the US did to Japan?
User avatar #47 - Griketwentyten (04/06/2013) [-]
No but i believe it saved many other peoples lives in the process! 60 million people died in WWII while 225,000 were killed AND WOUNDED in the A-Bomb attacks. if the U.S. had not put a complete stop to the war, so many more would have died in the war between them.
No, killing innocent people is not O.K! but all those people conscripted were hardly guilty!
User avatar #48 - Griketwentyten (04/06/2013) [-]
Also, seems better to make the sacrifice of some of the population to free the rest than let the rest of the North Koreans starve to death, sadly it all comes down to the greater good! While it would be magnificent to save everyone Kim Jong Un is clearly not just going to say fair enough I'll stop trying to make nukes.
#43 - pokemonismyhigh has deleted their comment.
#37 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2013) [-]
You just said you hope that a whole bunch of innocents die, get injured and displaced from their homes. Nice.
User avatar #50 - TheFixer (04/06/2013) [-]
yeah i did. do you have a point?
#28 - kethencia (04/06/2013) [-]
even better idea.
ignore them, it will piss them the fuck of
User avatar #27 - lolshadowjewtwo (04/06/2013) [-]
Freedom Bay*
#9 - there is this thing called a wig... 04/06/2013 on ALWAYS WATCHES NO EYES 0
#40 - hi kami sama here. its okay that you have a different opinion … 04/06/2013 on The gift that keeps on giving -1
#17 - what if the tortoise is like the turtle in bugs bunny and the …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Ambition +6
User avatar #76 - Lilstow (04/06/2013) [-]
aerodynamics don't propel you forward, they just help you go less slow.
User avatar #100 - TheFixer (04/07/2013) [-]
its cartoon logic damn it!
#34 - well we arent and we have the doctor so we're safe.... 04/05/2013 on 42 0
#41 - **TheFixer rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on My life in a gif +4
#58 - djtehunknown (04/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 - TheFixer (04/06/2013) [-]
well im religious so i guess this is relevent.
#202 - oh this again... 04/05/2013 on just sayin... 0
#284 - no.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on nex gen consoles 0
User avatar #285 - flamingwombat (04/05/2013) [-]
Yes.
#317 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2013) [-]
shut up muppet
#135 - **TheFixer rolls 6** dont lie gabe you know you can only cou…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Right in the Feels 0
#148 - redeel has deleted their comment.
#149 - redeel has deleted their comment.
#150 - redeel has deleted their comment.
#118 - thats right this is what super kami guru likes. 04/04/2013 on who needs context nowadays? 0
#46 - **TheFixer rolls 38** add this 04/04/2013 on Celebrity Pokemon Evolutions 0
#808 - **TheFixer rolled user mitchthehugeman ** come and witness… 04/04/2013 on This may be my last post 0
#68 - im not getting excited over it i just like being reminded of the past 04/04/2013 on /b/ is pro 0
#73 - ain't nobody got time for that i just jump 04/04/2013 on Boobs 0
#72 - nope i just jump out of windowns. never a dull moment in my life 04/04/2013 on Boobs 0
#71 - it is they pay well and i get to jump out windows. 04/04/2013 on Boobs 0
#86 - well fuck you too ass clown. i can deal with gay s as long as… 04/04/2013 on Something Creative. +3
#82 - that little shit deserved that. who just punches a cat?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Something Creative. +2
User avatar #170 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/04/2013) [-]
hey, everyone needs to pound the pussy once in a while.
#136 - thepunchedface (04/04/2013) [-]
Looking at his face, I assume he got scratched or bit before the gif started, gets butthurt, and punches the cat.
Well that, or he's just crying and tries to throw a tantrum on the cat
#125 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2013) [-]
A baby that doesn't understand other creatures' pain yet.
User avatar #160 - tkfourtwoone (04/04/2013) [-]
That's not a baby. That's a stupid 5 year old.
#81 - God is all races/has no race or gender.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Something Creative. +6
#152 - anonymouspusy (04/04/2013) [-]
Tell me with a straight face you couldn't dig a black Jesus.
#1 - its the erection button of course silly.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Smooth Dexter +41
#3 - djtehunknown (04/04/2013) [-]
Dexter's fw
#90 - no? i just enjoy the show. enlarge if you need too 04/04/2013 on Camrupt used TSUNAMI! 0
#1 - whats weird is prior to playing portal 2 i dreamed of that exa… 04/04/2013 on Right in the Feels 0
#84 - meh to each his own. 04/04/2013 on Camrupt used TSUNAMI! 0
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User avatar #171 - smilingpyro (05/05/2013) [-]
If I eat you will you cure my drug addiction?
User avatar #172 to #171 - TheFixer (05/05/2013) [-]
no lol
User avatar #170 - TheFixer (02/15/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #168 - TheFixer (01/15/2013) [-]
Stripe Cooper.
#165 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #166 to #165 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
you cheeky dick waffle. no you can not have them.
User avatar #160 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #161 to #160 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
you have 5 pages of items. why would you need any of mine?
User avatar #162 to #161 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Items are my life.
User avatar #163 to #162 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
right well then in that case ill be keeping my items. so nice of you to ask for them. pip pip cheerio.
User avatar #164 to #163 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Okies, all good.
User avatar #150 to #147 - TheFixer (08/28/2012) [-]
we will be lost in the exchange not even the children were spaired
#141 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
I can't comment anymore on the funnyjunk in a nutshell post because He blocked my IP :(
User avatar #144 to #141 - TheFixer (08/14/2012) [-]
soz what happens now? its been past the 10 minutes
#127 - N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
5.5k comments? lol bro get a life
User avatar #128 to #127 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yes, hide behind the anonymous i will never figure out who you are curses foiled again, also 5.5k is nothing ive seen many a profile with over 20k comments.
User avatar #129 to #128 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
currently you are one of 4 people, freight, denbaby, doctorlean (he has a noctorious streak against me) or just some random anon. now i doubt your doctorlean me and him have cut the ties so to speak so that leaves me with 3 suspects freight denbaby and some random. now i was going to initially count out freight but his next post drove up my suspicions on him being the one who posted as an anon on my profile however he seems to be as likley as doctorlean. next we examine denbaby now he has been "offline" for about an hour now that however doesnt mean that he still couldnt be here as an anon, the anon posted 20 minutes ago so why would denbaby linger around for 40minutes just to tell me i have 5.5k comment and not even get that right i have 5.8k. now to the random person i would have no way of knowing unless i was able to catch this anon's ip and then do a search of all ip's until i get a match. thats of course assuming he doesnt use an ip changer.
#132 to #129 - N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
found ya again BRO. PREPARE 4 FRIEND REQUESTS!

regards, doclean... umad?
User avatar #134 to #132 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
i love friend requests, i love to wave at them as they pass by
#130 to #129 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
thats not me, and
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#133 to #130 - N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
he's a bitch lol.. hes blocking a world class doctor for god's sake!
User avatar #136 to #133 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
the only world class doctor that i know is doctor tran.
User avatar #131 to #130 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
hey this is my profile i can do what ever the fuck i want on it
#135 to #131 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
whatever, hope anything bad that may have started ends here
User avatar #137 to #135 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yeah i hope so too, sorry about the accusations i needed to get him to show his bluff, and i am not even sure he is done bluffing yet he hasnt called me something only doctorlean would call me
User avatar #138 to #137 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
sorry if i was being a jackass
User avatar #140 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
if all goes according to plan i might just get him banned.
User avatar #139 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
oh its fine it all is working in my favor now.
User avatar #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
woot got a fj item gun, now i just need bullet or knife
User avatar #126 to #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
and i got the sandwich and logo
User avatar #108 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what happened did i get rolled to have users roll on my profile?
User avatar #97 - lucalucone **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
**lucalucone rolls 91**
User avatar #95 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
**Spectricity rolls 52**
User avatar #94 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 53**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 66**
User avatar #118 to #92 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 78**
User avatar #96 to #92 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user thecannonman **
#109 to #96 - thecannonman **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Stop this fucking game. It's annoying.
User avatar #112 to #109 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what in the blue berry fuck is going on what game?
User avatar #111 to #110 - thecannonman **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
It's annoying. You like making people block you and deleting comments for 5 minutes of their time?
User avatar #113 to #111 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
You don't have to delete the comments and block us. Just leave it. It's only fucking rolling
User avatar #114 to #113 - thecannonman **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
You when you get rolled 5 times it's annoying.
User avatar #115 to #114 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
what is the game that they are playing? i just thought i got rolled to have people roll on my profile, is this a new game?
User avatar #116 to #115 - thecannonman **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
It's were you roll dubs then roll a user then you go to that user's profile and repeat.
User avatar #117 to #116 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
oh, thats kinda lame i guess; i mean i dont care if they roll on my profile but it just seems pointless cause there is no end, and there is no winner.
User avatar #119 to #117 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
there's other rules with lives and such. We aren't trying to spam, it's just a game, people don't get that
User avatar #120 to #119 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
well ive deduced that much (the lives thing, if you roll a blocked user that reduces the life count by 1 and if you get a unblocked one that adds a life) i dont care roll all you want until you get to a new profile
#103 to #96 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
FUCK! REROLL!
User avatar #101 to #96 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
6 lives now, right?
User avatar #99 to #96 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
blocked
User avatar #102 to #99 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user garymotherfingoak **
#107 to #102 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
SHITPISSDICKASS
User avatar #106 to #102 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user fourtwentt ** dicks
User avatar #121 to #106 - fourtwentt ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
**fourtwentt rolled user Thomaso ** can i play?
User avatar #105 to #102 - rumler **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
5
User avatar #98 to #96 - rumler **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
6 lives
User avatar #91 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 167**
User avatar #90 - rumler **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
**rumler rolls 07**
User avatar #89 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
pony meat bueno now i can sell this to all the ponyfags/ponyfreaks and get millions my get rich on fj quick scheme is sure to work
User avatar #88 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
8/8/2012 items introduced fj ruined.
User avatar #84 - TheFixer (08/09/2012) [-]
fuck yeah 2 torches lets see them try to fuck with me now!!
User avatar #85 to #84 - imakejewburgers (08/10/2012) [-]
I have 14.
#86 to #85 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
congrats i guess? do you want a medal? cause you cant have one. once london is in ashes i give you permission to win a gold medal
User avatar #87 to #86 - imakejewburgers (08/10/2012) [-]
I haven't seen the movie so I don't get the joke.
#80 - bakingbread **User deleted account** (07/03/2012) [-]
Only food in my folders.

I don't even know--
User avatar #81 to #103 - TheFixer (07/03/2012) [-]
i would enjoy that so much
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