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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/10/2014
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Content Ranking:#10672
Comment Ranking:#4134
Highest Content Rank:#3105
Highest Comment Rank:#545
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#519 - anon has a point unfortunatly this is the internet no one will…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Egyp +1
User avatar #521 - zarcos (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah but I can always hope....
User avatar #528 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
true.
#516 - it also lead me to the multiverse theory (infinite universes w… 11/14/2012 on Egyp +1
#500 - i mixed religion and science once, it bore the fruit known as …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Egyp -1
User avatar #516 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
it also lead me to the multiverse theory (infinite universes where every outcome is occuring) additionally the splinter theory (all time happens at once, we see it as linear, also every choice creates a splinter/fractures where in every outcome of that choice is made into a seperate timeline and all time in those time line happens at once as well, additionally in every other universe these same rules apply) which lead me to the discovery of how you can know everything it involve the observation of every timeline and every universe constantly. now i dont know everything because it would drive me insane(r) and this fusion of science and religion lead me to the quantum universe where i learned that if something isnt observed it doesnt exist (if it isnt observed it is in a super position of states aka not existing) so therefore the universe and everything in it is a set and this set is being observed by some omnipotent being (God if you will) and this omnipotent being is also part of the universe so it is observing itself as well to make it self and by extention everything else exist. now if we go back to the splinter theory we see that free will is an illusion and we then see why God in the bible was always trying to point certain people in a direction he had the foresight to know what course of action needed to take place for a certain timeline.
#154 - good 11/14/2012 on Genius Idea 0
#65 - **TheFixer rolls 41** 11/14/2012 on nerds -1
#149 - it better not be an online game, unless you have your own priv… 11/14/2012 on Genius Idea 0
#206 - i was gonna thumb down then i saw the photogenic ******… 11/14/2012 on Meme +1
#604 - **** you op you gave me a feel. 11/14/2012 on Oh those feels 0
#674 - **TheFixer rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at … 11/14/2012 on Like performing open heart... 0
#122 - no, just no. 11/14/2012 on Winter Gloves +5
#121 - idk renekton from league uses it pretty well. 11/14/2012 on Winter Gloves +1
#228 - **TheFixer rolls 3** HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT 11/14/2012 on Skyrim never gets old ♥ 0
#227 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Skyrim never gets old ♥ 0
User avatar #228 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 3** HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
#32 - and then everyone hates you especially your kids... 11/14/2012 on 4 kids +6
#24 - hmm did not know that all i know is what ive heard from ubisof…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Assassin's Creed IV: Cupid... 0
User avatar #26 - thedarkestrogue (11/14/2012) [-]
That could be true, but desmond might still talk to you or the new assassin.
At the end of 3, he is the one who tells you about the pivots and the animus hacks.
#376 - this is ture but until there is proof of such i maintain my stance. 11/14/2012 on The virginity 0
#3 - How about you go and make your own comics? im pretty sure you …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on The Title -1
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#1 - oh god this is fantastic im dying over here, what ever youre d… 11/13/2012 on Can anyone top this? 0
#325 - that guess, it amuses me. i guess we will start with the basic…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2012 on The virginity 0
User avatar #344 - kusipaa (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, but who are you to say who has a life and who doesn't? How do you know he doesn't have friends? How do you know he doesn't do this while his friends are working or with their families? You never know, this guy could do all of the things you and your friends do.
User avatar #376 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
this is ture but until there is proof of such i maintain my stance.
#1 - Comment deleted 11/13/2012 on Think about it. 0
#8 - Comment deleted 11/13/2012 on Pet Roach 0
#1 - not bad 11/13/2012 on Recess cosplay! +3
#322 - >implying that playing WOW by yourself and conducting raids…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2012 on The virginity -1
User avatar #323 - kusipaa (11/13/2012) [-]
Opinions, my friend. He has a life because he's doing something he enjoys. You have a life because you do something you enjoy. I have a life because I do something I enjoy.

Please, tell me what qualifies as having a life. I'm guessing you're going to say "going out clubbin' and fuckin' bitchez"
User avatar #325 - TheFixer (11/13/2012) [-]
that guess, it amuses me. i guess we will start with the basics here, you have to be well alive to have a life there now that the pissing match is done, i give the term "having a life" the following qualities, you have friends not a lot of them but enough of them to never get board in the event of all friends busy you have family to turn too, you go do activities with said friends or family which may include 'clubbin and fuckin' bitchez' as you so eligently put it or activites you enjoy doing; for me and my friends we enjoy playing magic the gathering, and playing certain online games like tf2, LoL, Portal2, BlackOps, heck we even enjoyed runescape back in the day, (you get the idea). this person who is conducting raids by himself has no life by my standards because he isnt doing activites with friends or family... also you've seemed to have missed the very subtile referance to the southpark episode about World of warcraft titled make love not warcraft it features some man who has no life who got to the highest level where he could kill kim jongs and then killed everyone in the world of warcraft which posed the question "how do you kill that which has no life?" the reference to this was me saying that this man who conducts raids by himself has no life.
User avatar #344 - kusipaa (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, but who are you to say who has a life and who doesn't? How do you know he doesn't have friends? How do you know he doesn't do this while his friends are working or with their families? You never know, this guy could do all of the things you and your friends do.
User avatar #376 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
this is ture but until there is proof of such i maintain my stance.
#12 - what is that? i require a giant version of it and then an army… 11/13/2012 on Morbid for all users 0
#1 - i play teemo and it could be worse, teemos poison could stack …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Every Teemo Player. +3
User avatar #4 - gearsofwarking (11/13/2012) [-]
yet twitch kicks teemos ass
User avatar #8 - xUnholy TITANx (11/16/2012) [-]
That is until Teemo blinds him, then twitch better pray he can survive till that blind wears off
User avatar #9 - gearsofwarking (11/16/2012) [-]
dosnt matter i killed a teemo when he has blinded me
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User avatar #174 - revengeforfreeze (12/16/2013) [-]
du är ett ben ay
User avatar #175 to #174 - TheFixer (12/16/2013) [-]
hmm? i dont understand? is that german?
User avatar #176 to #175 - revengeforfreeze (12/16/2013) [-]
sorry i was drunk
User avatar #177 to #176 - TheFixer (12/16/2013) [-]
lol okay thats fine
User avatar #173 - TheFixer (09/21/2013) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #171 - smilingpyro (05/05/2013) [-]
If I eat you will you cure my drug addiction?
User avatar #172 to #171 - TheFixer (05/05/2013) [-]
no lol
User avatar #170 - TheFixer (02/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #168 - TheFixer (01/15/2013) [-]
Stripe Cooper.
#165 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #166 to #165 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
you cheeky dick waffle. no you can not have them.
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User avatar #161 to #160 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
you have 5 pages of items. why would you need any of mine?
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User avatar #163 to #162 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
right well then in that case ill be keeping my items. so nice of you to ask for them. pip pip cheerio.
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User avatar #150 to #147 - TheFixer (08/28/2012) [-]
we will be lost in the exchange not even the children were spaired
#141 - anonymous (08/14/2012) [-]
I can't comment anymore on the funnyjunk in a nutshell post because He blocked my IP :(
User avatar #144 to #141 - TheFixer (08/14/2012) [-]
soz what happens now? its been past the 10 minutes
#127 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
5.5k comments? lol bro get a life
User avatar #128 to #127 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yes, hide behind the anonymous i will never figure out who you are curses foiled again, also 5.5k is nothing ive seen many a profile with over 20k comments.
User avatar #129 to #128 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
currently you are one of 4 people, freight, denbaby, doctorlean (he has a noctorious streak against me) or just some random anon. now i doubt your doctorlean me and him have cut the ties so to speak so that leaves me with 3 suspects freight denbaby and some random. now i was going to initially count out freight but his next post drove up my ********** on him being the one who posted as an anon on my profile however he seems to be as likley as doctorlean. next we examine denbaby now he has been "offline" for about an hour now that however doesnt mean that he still couldnt be here as an anon, the anon posted 20 minutes ago so why would denbaby linger around for 40minutes just to tell me i have 5.5k comment and not even get that right i have 5.8k. now to the random person i would have no way of knowing unless i was able to catch this anon's ip and then do a search of all ip's until i get a match. thats of course assuming he doesnt use an ip changer.
#132 to #129 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
found ya again BRO. PREPARE 4 FRIEND REQUESTS!

regards, doclean... umad?
User avatar #134 to #132 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
i love friend requests, i love to wave at them as they pass by
#130 to #129 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
thats not me, and
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#133 to #130 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
he's a bitch lol.. hes blocking a world class doctor for god's sake!
User avatar #136 to #133 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
the only world class doctor that i know is doctor tran.
User avatar #131 to #130 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
hey this is my profile i can do what ever the **** i want on it
#135 to #131 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
whatever, hope anything bad that may have started ends here
User avatar #137 to #135 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yeah i hope so too, sorry about the accusations i needed to get him to show his bluff, and i am not even sure he is done bluffing yet he hasnt called me something only doctorlean would call me
User avatar #138 to #137 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
sorry if i was being a jackass
User avatar #140 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
if all goes according to plan i might just get him banned.
User avatar #139 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
oh its fine it all is working in my favor now.
User avatar #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
woot got a fj item gun, now i just need bullet or knife
User avatar #126 to #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
and i got the sandwich and logo
User avatar #108 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what happened did i get rolled to have users roll on my profile?
#97 - lucalucone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #95 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
**Spectricity rolls 52**
User avatar #94 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 53**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 66**
User avatar #118 to #92 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 78**
User avatar #96 to #92 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user thecannonman **
#109 to #96 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #112 to #109 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what in the blue berry **** is going on what game?
#111 to #110 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #113 to #111 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
You don't have to delete the comments and block us. Just leave it. It's only ******* rolling
#114 to #113 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #114 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
what is the game that they are playing? i just thought i got rolled to have people roll on my profile, is this a new game?
#116 to #115 - thecannonman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #117 to #116 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
oh, thats kinda lame i guess; i mean i dont care if they roll on my profile but it just seems pointless cause there is no end, and there is no winner.
User avatar #119 to #117 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
there's other rules with lives and such. We aren't trying to spam, it's just a game, people don't get that
User avatar #120 to #119 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
well ive deduced that much (the lives thing, if you roll a blocked user that reduces the life count by 1 and if you get a unblocked one that adds a life) i dont care roll all you want until you get to a new profile
User avatar #101 to #96 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
6 lives now, right?
User avatar #99 to #96 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
blocked
User avatar #102 to #99 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user garymotherfingoak **
User avatar #106 to #102 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user fourtwentt ** dicks
User avatar #121 to #106 - fourtwentt ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
**fourtwentt rolled user Thomaso ** can i play?
#105 to #102 - rumler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #91 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 167**
#90 - rumler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #89 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
pony meat bueno now i can sell this to all the ponyfags/ponyfreaks and get millions my get rich on fj quick scheme is sure to work
User avatar #88 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
8/8/2012 items introduced fj ruined.
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