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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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Content Ranking:#23087
Comment Ranking:#2845
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Highest Comment Rank:#545
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#158 - oh boy a black man gets raped and gets saved by bruce willis w… 09/15/2012 on TheFixer's profile 0
#83 - the only reason i bothered replying is to alert people to the …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Wallets! 0
#84 - potatotown (09/15/2012) [-]
im not a movie critic, i see movies like music, who is to say if its good or bad? Its all personal opinion, one could think a movie is good while another could say its complete shit, just opinions. And i was making a joke at how speaking of ones unpopular opinions is such a sin on the internet, i should have attached this pic
User avatar #85 - TheFixer (09/16/2012) [-]
yeah that pic made all the difference (this probably came off as sarcastic but im not being sarcastic)
User avatar #86 - potatotown (09/16/2012) [-]
yea, sorry for the confusion
But Pulp Fiction is one of my all time favorite movies, but you are allowed to think what you think and say what you believe, its all opinions and everyone has one
#38 - i never had desires for the first iphone or even a ipod  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on i-Phone 5 +2
User avatar #39 - friendlysniff (09/15/2012) [-]
That's cool.
#62 - let me tell you why thats bullshit, this isnt the aurora its s…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Aurora Borealis from space +2
User avatar #64 - theninjaboy (09/15/2012) [-]
because we turn 17 and lose the protection from our dead mother????
#133 - time to go clubbing  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on This is cute +21
#137 - extralie (09/15/2012) [-]
#81 - indeed  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on it's a perfect time for that +2
User avatar #83 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2012) [-]
So you're one of burney's beautiful people? So am I.
User avatar #84 - TheFixer (09/26/2012) [-]
yes i am i do work currently on tf2 and League of legends, the league one i dont really look for hackers because no one hacks lol i just find try hards and kids/douches and make them rage quit.
User avatar #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2012) [-]
Halo Reach, TF2, Smite, and Total War branch here.
Then getting a job with 343 really helps when it comes to 343 since I can basicly report glich abuse and have the glich fixed within days. Too bad most gliches are just harmful to the abuser so I can't really report it unless I recieve complaints.
Also, Halo 4 is fun. Can't wait 'till I get my free copy!
#81 - 0 fucks are given by me  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Wallets! -1
User avatar #82 - potatotown (09/15/2012) [-]
Total number of fucks given by me because of your 0 number of fucks given: 1

if i hadnt given any fucks, i wouldnt have replied to your opinions
same for you, you wouldnt have bothered to reply if you truly gave 0 fucks
User avatar #83 - TheFixer (09/15/2012) [-]
the only reason i bothered replying is to alert people to the fact that no fucks where given at the hate, the only reason im replying now is to tell you why i bothered replying in the first place, and to say thanks for the hate you're helping my bridge be built and also pose this question why is pulp fiction a "good" movie?
#84 - potatotown (09/15/2012) [-]
im not a movie critic, i see movies like music, who is to say if its good or bad? Its all personal opinion, one could think a movie is good while another could say its complete shit, just opinions. And i was making a joke at how speaking of ones unpopular opinions is such a sin on the internet, i should have attached this pic
User avatar #85 - TheFixer (09/16/2012) [-]
yeah that pic made all the difference (this probably came off as sarcastic but im not being sarcastic)
User avatar #86 - potatotown (09/16/2012) [-]
yea, sorry for the confusion
But Pulp Fiction is one of my all time favorite movies, but you are allowed to think what you think and say what you believe, its all opinions and everyone has one
#383 - wait.... i have made a mistake while reading these two comments -.- 09/15/2012 on /b/ 0
#97 - umm okay appairently i was way the fuck off, its more like the… 09/14/2012 on Americans can keep their... +1
#96 - yeah moose are pretty fucking huge idk the exact weight of a f…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on Americans can keep their... 0
#98 - luthervonappledorf (09/14/2012) [-]
'They can grow to 2,000 lbs' O.o I need to make an armoured moose and ride it somewhere.
#4 - reddit is a shit site i hope you stay there. 09/14/2012 on goodbye funnyjunk 0
#58 - every* 09/14/2012 on Wallets! -2
#93 - no, its a regular sized moose.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Americans can keep their... +1
User avatar #94 - luthervonappledorf (09/14/2012) [-]
They're all that big?!

I've been lied to my entire life. I take back everything bad I've said against any moose or moose rider. Fuck horses man, they're nothing in comparison to this glorious steed.
User avatar #97 - TheFixer (09/14/2012) [-]
umm okay appairently i was way the fuck off, its more like they weigh over 1600 pounds.
User avatar #96 - TheFixer (09/14/2012) [-]
yeah moose are pretty fucking huge idk the exact weight of a full grown bull moose i believe its like 500 lbs or something. google will help me
#98 - luthervonappledorf (09/14/2012) [-]
'They can grow to 2,000 lbs' O.o I need to make an armoured moose and ride it somewhere.
#57 - for those who arent familiar to 4chan this is the same person … 09/14/2012 on Wallets! -1
#56 - ID: VB8LbJBE on every single poster 09/14/2012 on Wallets! +1
#55 - well ill be it is. 09/14/2012 on Wallets! 0
#54 - hated almost ever second of that movie, only good part was the…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Wallets! -25
#75 - mcquiston (09/14/2012) [-]
#67 - duntazemebrah (09/14/2012) [-]
#64 - potatotown (09/14/2012) [-]
Take you and your opinions elsewhere
we dont take kindly to your types around here
User avatar #81 - TheFixer (09/15/2012) [-]
0 fucks are given by me
User avatar #82 - potatotown (09/15/2012) [-]
Total number of fucks given by me because of your 0 number of fucks given: 1

if i hadnt given any fucks, i wouldnt have replied to your opinions
same for you, you wouldnt have bothered to reply if you truly gave 0 fucks
User avatar #83 - TheFixer (09/15/2012) [-]
the only reason i bothered replying is to alert people to the fact that no fucks where given at the hate, the only reason im replying now is to tell you why i bothered replying in the first place, and to say thanks for the hate you're helping my bridge be built and also pose this question why is pulp fiction a "good" movie?
#84 - potatotown (09/15/2012) [-]
im not a movie critic, i see movies like music, who is to say if its good or bad? Its all personal opinion, one could think a movie is good while another could say its complete shit, just opinions. And i was making a joke at how speaking of ones unpopular opinions is such a sin on the internet, i should have attached this pic
User avatar #85 - TheFixer (09/16/2012) [-]
yeah that pic made all the difference (this probably came off as sarcastic but im not being sarcastic)
User avatar #86 - potatotown (09/16/2012) [-]
yea, sorry for the confusion
But Pulp Fiction is one of my all time favorite movies, but you are allowed to think what you think and say what you believe, its all opinions and everyone has one
User avatar #58 - TheFixer (09/14/2012) [-]
every*
#125 - holy shit, you mean to tell me all those characters where play… 09/14/2012 on power of paint +3
#59 - www.mychickenisburning.com  [+] (8 new replies) 09/14/2012 on it's a perfect time for that +2
#63 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/14/2012) [-]
Good to see a fellow trollarch employee.
User avatar #81 - TheFixer (09/15/2012) [-]
indeed
User avatar #83 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2012) [-]
So you're one of burney's beautiful people? So am I.
User avatar #84 - TheFixer (09/26/2012) [-]
yes i am i do work currently on tf2 and League of legends, the league one i dont really look for hackers because no one hacks lol i just find try hards and kids/douches and make them rage quit.
User avatar #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/26/2012) [-]
Halo Reach, TF2, Smite, and Total War branch here.
Then getting a job with 343 really helps when it comes to 343 since I can basicly report glich abuse and have the glich fixed within days. Too bad most gliches are just harmful to the abuser so I can't really report it unless I recieve complaints.
Also, Halo 4 is fun. Can't wait 'till I get my free copy!
#70 - N. Korean citizen (09/14/2012) [-]
Fuck off. You don't just fucking claim your a troll or an employee of a troll company.

Silly Child.
#71 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/14/2012) [-]
Ever heard of the youtube channel called "minnesotaburns"?
Before raging and thumbing me down, check him out.
I'm a long time subscriber of his, and as such, I'm a beautiful person and part of the trollarch staff.
User avatar #72 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/14/2012) [-]
Also, "the chicken is burning" is a common joke used by him to troll people. He often uses it as his phone number or adress when informing underaged COD players' mothers or fathers of the trollarch company, which sets out to bring a safe and enjoyable gaming experience by helping hackers stop their henious ways.
#178 - gah this is a tough choice i saw bane first and was all like f… 09/14/2012 on Politics 0
#176 - i was honestly expecting it to go like that something about it… 09/14/2012 on harry potter 0
#1097 - literally 09/14/2012 on Give money? 0
#1096 - because people are fucking retarded and want to molest i mean … 09/14/2012 on Give money? +10
#282 - ive never seen the words /b/ and cancer in the same sentence u…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on /b/ +1
#301 - cloughie (09/14/2012) [-]
#281 - did you take a extra shot of retard in your morning idiot juice?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on /b/ -4
#308 - jordanish (09/14/2012) [-]
...you do know that he's right:
"Make you are own content" or
"Make your own content"
User avatar #383 - TheFixer (09/15/2012) [-]
wait.... i have made a mistake while reading these two comments -.-
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User avatar #171 - smilingpyro (05/05/2013) [-]
If I eat you will you cure my drug addiction?
User avatar #172 to #171 - TheFixer (05/05/2013) [-]
no lol
User avatar #170 - TheFixer (02/15/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #168 - TheFixer (01/15/2013) [-]
Stripe Cooper.
#165 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #166 to #165 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
you cheeky dick waffle. no you can not have them.
User avatar #160 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #161 to #160 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
you have 5 pages of items. why would you need any of mine?
User avatar #162 to #161 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Items are my life.
User avatar #163 to #162 - TheFixer (10/03/2012) [-]
right well then in that case ill be keeping my items. so nice of you to ask for them. pip pip cheerio.
User avatar #164 to #163 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Okies, all good.
User avatar #150 to #147 - TheFixer (08/28/2012) [-]
we will be lost in the exchange not even the children were spaired
#141 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
I can't comment anymore on the funnyjunk in a nutshell post because He blocked my IP :(
User avatar #144 to #141 - TheFixer (08/14/2012) [-]
soz what happens now? its been past the 10 minutes
#127 - N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
5.5k comments? lol bro get a life
User avatar #128 to #127 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yes, hide behind the anonymous i will never figure out who you are curses foiled again, also 5.5k is nothing ive seen many a profile with over 20k comments.
User avatar #129 to #128 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
currently you are one of 4 people, freight, denbaby, doctorlean (he has a noctorious streak against me) or just some random anon. now i doubt your doctorlean me and him have cut the ties so to speak so that leaves me with 3 suspects freight denbaby and some random. now i was going to initially count out freight but his next post drove up my suspicions on him being the one who posted as an anon on my profile however he seems to be as likley as doctorlean. next we examine denbaby now he has been "offline" for about an hour now that however doesnt mean that he still couldnt be here as an anon, the anon posted 20 minutes ago so why would denbaby linger around for 40minutes just to tell me i have 5.5k comment and not even get that right i have 5.8k. now to the random person i would have no way of knowing unless i was able to catch this anon's ip and then do a search of all ip's until i get a match. thats of course assuming he doesnt use an ip changer.
#132 to #129 - N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
found ya again BRO. PREPARE 4 FRIEND REQUESTS!

regards, doclean... umad?
User avatar #134 to #132 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
i love friend requests, i love to wave at them as they pass by
#130 to #129 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
thats not me, and
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#133 to #130 - N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
he's a bitch lol.. hes blocking a world class doctor for god's sake!
User avatar #136 to #133 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
the only world class doctor that i know is doctor tran.
User avatar #131 to #130 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
hey this is my profile i can do what ever the fuck i want on it
#135 to #131 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
whatever, hope anything bad that may have started ends here
User avatar #137 to #135 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
yeah i hope so too, sorry about the accusations i needed to get him to show his bluff, and i am not even sure he is done bluffing yet he hasnt called me something only doctorlean would call me
User avatar #138 to #137 - freight (08/13/2012) [-]
sorry if i was being a jackass
User avatar #140 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
if all goes according to plan i might just get him banned.
User avatar #139 to #138 - TheFixer (08/13/2012) [-]
oh its fine it all is working in my favor now.
User avatar #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
woot got a fj item gun, now i just need bullet or knife
User avatar #126 to #125 - TheFixer (08/12/2012) [-]
and i got the sandwich and logo
User avatar #108 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what happened did i get rolled to have users roll on my profile?
User avatar #97 - lucalucone **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
**lucalucone rolls 91**
User avatar #95 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
**Spectricity rolls 52**
User avatar #94 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 53**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 66**
User avatar #118 to #92 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 78**
User avatar #96 to #92 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user thecannonman **
#109 to #96 - thecannonman **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Stop this fucking game. It's annoying.
User avatar #112 to #109 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
wait what in the blue berry fuck is going on what game?
User avatar #110 to #109 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #111 to #110 - thecannonman **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
It's annoying. You like making people block you and deleting comments for 5 minutes of their time?
User avatar #113 to #111 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
You don't have to delete the comments and block us. Just leave it. It's only fucking rolling
User avatar #114 to #113 - thecannonman **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
You when you get rolled 5 times it's annoying.
User avatar #115 to #114 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
what is the game that they are playing? i just thought i got rolled to have people roll on my profile, is this a new game?
User avatar #116 to #115 - thecannonman **User deleted account** (08/10/2012) [-]
It's were you roll dubs then roll a user then you go to that user's profile and repeat.
User avatar #117 to #116 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
oh, thats kinda lame i guess; i mean i dont care if they roll on my profile but it just seems pointless cause there is no end, and there is no winner.
User avatar #119 to #117 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
there's other rules with lives and such. We aren't trying to spam, it's just a game, people don't get that
User avatar #120 to #119 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
well ive deduced that much (the lives thing, if you roll a blocked user that reduces the life count by 1 and if you get a unblocked one that adds a life) i dont care roll all you want until you get to a new profile
#103 to #96 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
FUCK! REROLL!
User avatar #101 to #96 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
6 lives now, right?
User avatar #99 to #96 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
blocked
User avatar #102 to #99 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user garymotherfingoak **
#107 to #102 - Spectricity (08/10/2012) [-]
SHITPISSDICKASS
User avatar #106 to #102 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user fourtwentt ** dicks
User avatar #121 to #106 - fourtwentt ONLINE (08/11/2012) [-]
**fourtwentt rolled user Thomaso ** can i play?
User avatar #105 to #102 - rumler ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
5
User avatar #98 to #96 - rumler ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
6 lives
User avatar #91 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 167**
User avatar #90 - rumler ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**rumler rolls 07**
User avatar #89 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
pony meat bueno now i can sell this to all the ponyfags/ponyfreaks and get millions my get rich on fj quick scheme is sure to work
User avatar #88 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
8/8/2012 items introduced fj ruined.
User avatar #84 - TheFixer (08/09/2012) [-]
fuck yeah 2 torches lets see them try to fuck with me now!!
User avatar #85 to #84 - imakejewburgers (08/10/2012) [-]
I have 14.
#86 to #85 - TheFixer (08/10/2012) [-]
congrats i guess? do you want a medal? cause you cant have one. once london is in ashes i give you permission to win a gold medal
User avatar #87 to #86 - imakejewburgers (08/10/2012) [-]
I haven't seen the movie so I don't get the joke.
#80 - bakingbread **User deleted account** (07/03/2012) [-]
Only food in my folders.

I don't even know--
User avatar #81 to #103 - TheFixer (07/03/2012) [-]
i would enjoy that so much
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