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|#366 - I know the girl in the 15th one, lmao. Where did you find that… [+] (1 new reply)||02/09/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 15||+3|
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#70 - lionti (01/10/2014) [-]
no, no the picture was fine. I guess in my head that comment sounded more sarcastic than it was. I was playing on the running joke that he never ages, eg Morgan Freeman and Will Smith look the same as they did 20 years ago so I was trying to make the same point with good old Mr Reeves
#75 - 2scared2login (01/10/2014) [-]
Pfft, man Morgan Freeman's age has been hitting him like a rock, his eyes look like they're about to fall out. And Will has grey hairs and wrinkles. I honestly think that whole never aging thing only fits on Reeves. He is "The One" after all.
|#126 - This is the first time I've gotten all of this off of my chest…||12/26/2013 on I don't understand||+12|
|#123 - Now though, she is doing better, though not great. She's back … [+] (1 new reply)||12/26/2013 on I don't understand||+12|
|#111 - If it makes you feel any better, you're not the only one going… [+] (2 new replies)||12/26/2013 on I don't understand||+11|
#123 - TheEmpire (12/26/2013) [-]
Now though, she is doing better, though not great. She's back in this towns shitty public school. She's competent now and has all of her basic motor controls back, but still has really bad short term memory loss, making her a "special" girl in they eyes of all her peers. Her shitty school teachers continue to deny her bathroom privileges and she often ends up wetting herself in front of her classmates.
Through all of this, there is one thing that makes her really happy, and that's being with my mom. But all of the recent events have turned my mom into an awfully paranoid and homeless drug addict. She spends her days tearing apart every electric shaver, smoke detector, and any other suspicious item in fear of the CIA watching her. She's totally off the edge, and my sister doesn't have the wit to realize it. And she has been stealing my Grandmothers credit/debit cards and taking thousands of dollars from her. Also, she pawned my great-grandmothers wedding ring after stealing from my grandmother. This has created a huge conflict between my mom and grandma. Obviously my grandma doesnt want mom around, but my grandma is still my sister's guardian. My grandma kicking my mom out of the house every day stresses my sister out so badly that her hair is falling out and rashes break out on her body.
But the thing I hate the most; I am perfectly normal.
I'm a middle-class straight white male. I have good grades in school, a girlfriend who is the love of my life, and a good job. I never get sick and I'm in shape and athletic. I know there are so many people that would kill for my position but I wish with all of my heart that I could pass it to the people who are close to me. I do everything I can to help them, my sister, my mom, and my dad, but ultimately I can't do a fucking thing. I'm useless. There's just a huge pit in my throat 24/7, nagging at me to do something about all the pain around me but theres simply nothing I can do but lend support and as much comfort.
|#128 - mfw the kid in the middle holds his nose in expectation of act…||12/21/2013 on We did it!||+3|