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Date Signed Up:10/19/2009
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#15 - Who else thinks it was a 15 year old girl???  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2009 on Robert Pattison beat up +4
#31 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
who else thinks you should just shut the fuck up
User avatar #39 - TheDeadPool (12/02/2009) [-]
all 14 year old girls apparently
#3 - slut 12/02/2009 on I would be scared of this tree 0
#1 - to Fap or to Nom.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 11/30/2009 on bacon and boobs EPIIIIC +6
#1 - OMNOMNOM 11/29/2009 on wrong bait +13
#2 - NO I AM THE BATMAN  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2009 on I AM THE BATMAN +1
#6 - chrispbacon has deleted their comment.
#5 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
No, I am the Batdog.
#5 - SHES TRYING TO SMUGGLE CHEWBACCA!!! HRNNNNNN 11/29/2009 on Do I have a lot of hair? 0
#11 - must... sparkle... little girls will like me... HUNGHHHHH 11/29/2009 on Excuse me wtf are you doing? +13
#10 - Here is the most vulgar, and most politically incorrect thing …  [+] (13 new replies) 11/29/2009 on FUNNY GAMESHOW +71
#24 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
We came to America for freedom of religion. If people dont like it, the should either deal with it, or go back to their country. We dont go around telling Jewish people that they cant celebrate Hanukkah, and we dont walk up to Muslim people and say "Hey, i dont agree with Ramadan, so you need to eat something" Those people would probably be as upset as we are if we did do that, right?
#25 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
I once had to babysit a kid, and when his mom got back and I was leaving, I said "merry christmas" forgetting that this kid was jewish. He didn't care nearly as much as his mom did, lol. But I hated that bitch anyway XD
User avatar #35 - SuperWeapons (11/30/2009) [-]
WARNING
im trying to be funny...



PURPLE LINE!!!
#23 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
I find it hillarious that weather you go forwards or backwards in the year, christmas is still over 4 months from when jesus was born.

BTW: As far as I know only muslims dont do christmas, just because im atheist doesnt mean you can suck the happiness from my soul by excluding me from the most joyful times of the year.

Here's a fact: Religion IS true, the stuff made up by the church to make it shiny is false. Since I don't believe that crap, I'm supposedly not religious. Does it bother me? No.
#13 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
merppy christmahannukwanzanewyear!

(merry christmas, happy hannukah, happy kwanza, happy new year)

(mur-pee kriss-mah-hann-uh-kwan-zah-new-yeer)
#16 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
Actually, it used to be called Yule, but was changed to christmas by the church trying to assert their authority. Jesus was born in March. Christmas is not religious at all.
User avatar #32 - EverythingisRepost (11/30/2009) [-]
It really wasn't even changed all that much. For a good long while, those of us that celebrated Yule were (and mostly still are) seen as heathens.

I have friends from all spectrum, and we hang out in a group. One says Merry Christmas, to which I respond Blessed Yule, and our Jewish friend walks up all drunk and says "Happy Hanukkah, BITCHES!" It's sad that this is the petty shit people fight over.
#12 - numbierwun (11/29/2009) [-]
I know, it's fucking retarded. Anybody who cries when they hear "Merry Christmas" is a stupid, whiny, over-dramatic bitch-ass faggot. I'm Atheist and when someone tells me "Merry Christmas" I don't go "boo hoo, you're forcing your religion on me, wah wah."
#33 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
jew
#21 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
same here! I would actually rather hear "Merry Christmas" than anything else, such as "happy holidays" or something.
#15 - Yatester (11/29/2009) [-]
if you think about it tho, christmas is the celebration of jesus christ's birth if i'm not mistaken. and since jesus christ really was a real person, its basically a huge bday party! sure, there's alot of relgious overtones, but the holiday in itself isnt all tht religious. i mean, im an atheist, but i still celebrate cristmas.
#20 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
No, christmas is the celebration of a new computer and various other gifts.
#26 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
This
#29 - you need common sense to use time control... otherwise you'd g…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2009 on Brand new superpower +10
#31 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
You're my new favourite person.
#33 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
definitely
#2 - next time on house... a case of lupus causes the zombie apocalypse  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2009 on House for dead +3
#8 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
In a mysterious plot twist, it's not lupus.
#46 - Somewhere... A grammar-nazi either creamed his pants, or had a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2009 on RANTING DOUCHEFAGS +9
#47 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
LMAO i was thinking the same
#31 - how do you know this??  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2009 on The Eevee Brothers +7
#36 - anonymous (11/23/2009) [-]
You poor deprived child. laspussy is correct, how can you not know?
#63 - good idea... you go first 11/21/2009 on Fuck Twilight +1
#59 - then why are my tax dollars paying for your 24s? 11/21/2009 on The Difference +3
#51 - no... we don't like you because you're horrible tree decorations  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2009 on The Difference +3
#55 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
and black ppl dont like you cuz when it comes down to physical strength we are superior in every way and we can tie up to you in mental strength too so fuck you, and we dont start wars with muslim extremists like a president we all know
#113 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
white people are superior to niggers in every aspect, except for running, shooting, stealing, and jumping. thats why niggers are so good at basketball. it was conceived by a white man who wanted niggers to stop robbing his house, and do something constructive. your welcome niggers.
User avatar #59 - TheDeadPool (11/21/2009) [-]
then why are my tax dollars paying for your 24s?
#47 - only thing worse than a Jew is Paris Hilton  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2009 on The Difference +6
#50 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
#54 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
If you put a combo breaker DIRECTLY after another combo breaker, it is not a combo breaker.
#48 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#33 - SHOW THEM THE BOONDOCK SAINTS 11/21/2009 on Lesson #15 +5
#11 - kill it with fire !!! 11/20/2009 on At walmart +4
#15 - You Forgot CockKnocker in Jay and Silent Bob Stirke Back  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2009 on True talent! +12
#20 - freedomfromlife has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - postman (11/21/2009) [-]
its revenues were like 3x as much

way more popular...you obviously just say things

THIS MAN IS ALIVE
#22 - Injekt (11/20/2009) [-]
It should have been, Bluntman and Chronic are epic wins!
#13 - AAKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 11/20/2009 on epic samuri jack +4
#36 - you are a worse buzzkill than Buzz Killington  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2009 on Lady Gaga's secret is out +2
User avatar #37 - JesterHead (11/20/2009) [-]
now. who likes a good story about a bridge?
User avatar #46 - KennyMcCormick (11/23/2009) [-]
actually, did you hear the story/see the video of a guy who threw his dog off a bridge? SOOOO not funny!
#1 - is this considered porn? 11/20/2009 on At walmart +2
#27 - where the **** is patrick?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2009 on R U Horny? +4
#29 - Deathstare (11/20/2009) [-]
Do you guys read "Fuck" as a mini F-bomb? (Fffuck) I DO!! :3
#30 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
*unties a bag of C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#32 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
gravity cat not amused
#34 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
gravity cat amused!
#36 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
gravy cat not amused. notice is spelled "gravy" for all u retards
#6 - Harry potter as written by /b/ 11/20/2009 on Harry Potter +1
#22 - what douchebaggery is this??  [+] (11 new replies) 11/20/2009 on R U Horny? +12
#23 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
This is blasphemy!
#31 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
this is earth.....
User avatar #25 - AdmiralAckbar (11/20/2009) [-]
This is madness !
User avatar #27 - TheDeadPool (11/20/2009) [-]
where the fuck is patrick?
#29 - Deathstare (11/20/2009) [-]
Do you guys read "Fuck" as a mini F-bomb? (Fffuck) I DO!! :3
#30 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
*unties a bag of C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#32 - anonymous (11/24/2009) [-]
gravity cat not amused
#34 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
gravity cat amused!
#36 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
gravy cat not amused. notice is spelled "gravy" for all u retards
#24 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
THIS. IS. FUNNYJUNK!!!
#26 - anonymous (11/20/2009) [-]
No! This is Patrick!!!
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User avatar #2 - TheJCaesar (10/25/2009) [-]
I have a lot more of you on previous things I've uploaded. Check them out so you can favor them while I eat some more chimmichungas.
User avatar #3 to #2 - TheDeadPool (10/25/2009) [-]
did you say chimichanga???? yessss
#1 - moryrae (10/21/2009) [-]
hey
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