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Date Signed Up:10/24/2010
Last Login:5/22/2013
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User avatar #62 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
So I see that you made a Scooby Doo post. Looks like something I would do.
User avatar #63 to #62 - TheCynic ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Using a still from a cartoon, you mean?
User avatar #64 to #63 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #65 to #64 - TheCynic ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can see that. I think I was mostly trying to imitate the 60s Spider-Man images.
User avatar #66 to #65 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Came out great. Well, since we're discussing stills, perhaps I can have you review my post before I post it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - TheCynic ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Thanks, man!
I'd be happy to give my opinion on one of your posts
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User avatar #69 to #68 - TheCynic ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
You know, that's actually not bad.
I'm probably not the best judge of this one, though, because the hipster, "I was doing things before so and so" got kind of old to me. I like its progression. If I were you, I'd try to remove most of the wording, especially in that last panel with the Bronze Kneecap. Having him just say, "posers" would work better.

Maybe instead of having that guy in the second panel going, "bitch please" have him saying something along the lines of "I broke my leg too! Am I cool now?"

I dunno. Just a suggestion.
User avatar #70 to #69 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
OK...sounds actually better. I'll work on it now.
User avatar #71 to #70 - TheCynic ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Good luck, man
User avatar #72 to #71 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Oh, and I read your comment from my "Special Message From Lois" post.
Frankly, I wasn't really aiming for a laugh, just wanted to point out what Lois said and that we should use that phrase on girls to get laid more often. So yea, not meant to be funny, but I tried adding something humorous.
#61 - N. Korean citizen (02/21/2013) [-]
get on /f/lockdraw
User avatar #49 - felinescrotum **User deleted account** (11/01/2012) [-]
I came here to roll a comment, but then I also saw your birthday was one day after mine.
my friends birthday is also on the 11th
#48 - felinescrotum **User deleted account** (11/01/2012) [-]
**felinescrotum rolled a random comment #128 posted by walkingdisaster at Is it in? ** :
User avatar #45 - SonicTeam (06/22/2012) [-]
Reply to me when you log in
User avatar #46 to #48 - TheCynic ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Sorry. I haven't logged in for a long time.
What do you need?
User avatar #47 to #49 - SonicTeam (06/26/2012) [-]
Well it was for a post I was gonna upload and I wanted to know what you thought of it before I post it since you know what's best for FJ, but I ended up not posting it cause it wasn't my best.
User avatar #43 - tonyanderson **User deleted account** (06/11/2012) [-]
I hope that you have a nice birthday. I hope the cake is the best you ever had. I hope the gifts are EXACTLY what you wanted. I hope the day is perfect. And at the end i hope you get laid by the person of your dreams. Then i hope you die right after your orgasim.

BEST WAY TO DIE EVAR!
User avatar #42 - chewythewolftwo (06/11/2012) [-]
I hope that you get a puppy for your birthday. I hope it grows up to be 250 pounds, and I hope it rips your jugular out while you sleep.



Happy birthday, mate^^
User avatar #41 - amozi (06/11/2012) [-]
woah an hero!
#44 to #44 - TheCynic ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
AN HERO!
User avatar #40 - jjjseven (06/11/2012) [-]
I hope you have a wonderful day full of presents, cake and bitches, then after you've partied, eaten and had a great day, I hope you get hit by a bus
User avatar #39 - Sandisky (06/11/2012) [-]
I'm going to kill you
User avatar #38 - kusipaa (06/01/2012) [-]
You's a bitch ass nigga. I hope you die.
User avatar #37 - arnoldblacknigger (06/01/2012) [-]
nigger
User avatar #36 - spoonless (06/01/2012) [-]
You're a beautiful human being and I love you like old people love chicken.


Don't fucking tell me what to do...


#35 - ramerez (06/01/2012) [-]
i love you
#34 - Fezzle (06/01/2012) [-]
Listen here nigger. You're a sad excuse for a human being, you're pathetic, lonely, annoying, and probably even small in the pants. Shit when you were born the doctor slapped your parents instead of you because they produced a worthless, ugly, cunt of a child like you. Speaking of your parents, how are they? Any of them dead? If so they probably chose to be over having to share the world with attention-whoring ass.   
   
i hope that's what you wanted...
Listen here nigger. You're a sad excuse for a human being, you're pathetic, lonely, annoying, and probably even small in the pants. Shit when you were born the doctor slapped your parents instead of you because they produced a worthless, ugly, cunt of a child like you. Speaking of your parents, how are they? Any of them dead? If so they probably chose to be over having to share the world with attention-whoring ass.

i hope that's what you wanted...
#33 - thesadassasin (06/01/2012) [-]
My unknown goal in life was to never know you existed. Now you have ruined that for me. I hope you're happy you piece of shit, I have serious thoughts of killing myself, knowing someone as horrid as you exist. I'll go and put bamboo under my fingernails now, to maybe think about something else than you existing, you cunt.
My unknown goal in life was to never know you existed. Now you have ruined that for me. I hope you're happy you piece of shit, I have serious thoughts of killing myself, knowing someone as horrid as you exist. I'll go and put bamboo under my fingernails now, to maybe think about something else than you existing, you cunt.
User avatar #32 - Ryansixsixsix ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
Your pathetic excuses for content didn't deserve the tiny amount of thumbs they got, don't ever post content again. Stick to commenting, cunt.
#31 - Ryansixsixsix ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - biggieboy (06/01/2012) [-]
I cannot but conclude you to be one of the most pernicious little odious reptiles that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the Earth
User avatar #29 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
What the fuck are you doing? That random board shit you're pulling? What kind of retarded attempt at attention seeking is that? You want people to go on here and insult you just so that you can pretend that anyone gives a shit about you? Are you that fucking egotistical? Nobody gives a shit, go fuck yourself. I bet even your family hate you, I bet even your "friends" hate you.

I bet even SHE hates you... Whoever she is...

Nobody here gives a shit about you, so just fuck off attention whoring you annoying fucking cunt.
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