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TheCynic  

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:10/24/2010
Last Login:6/20/2013
Location:Jesus Land
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User avatar #91 - Nigga (06/14/2013) [-]
Fat people are disgusting and you should lose weight
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheCynic (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh, that sucks.
User avatar #90 - Nigga (06/14/2013) [-]
Fat fucker
User avatar #88 - wildthornberries ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
You are a great person and deserve a great birthday uwu
User avatar #87 - evilanakie ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
i do not know you
you are a ghost
no one pays attention to you because you are a generally un-interesting person
User avatar #86 - Ombra ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
I happen to find you to be quite shallow and pedantic.
#85 - IronWill (06/12/2013) [-]
You're ghey
User avatar #79 - godshandshake (06/12/2013) [-]
I'd rather fuck someone else than you.
User avatar #81 to #79 - TheCynic (06/12/2013) [-]
Every girlfriend I've had has said that.

Fuck, everyone woman I've spoken to has said that.
User avatar #82 to #81 - godshandshake (06/12/2013) [-]
That's deep man, holy shit.
User avatar #83 to #82 - TheCynic (06/12/2013) [-]
Partially drunk people speak the greatest truths.
User avatar #84 to #83 - godshandshake (06/12/2013) [-]
Naaah, you're just being cynical
#78 - nustix (06/11/2013) [-]
Your mother has a questionable taste in fashion.
User avatar #75 - godshandshake (06/11/2013) [-]
unhappy birthday
User avatar #80 to #75 - godshandshake (06/12/2013) [-]
but srs happy birthday, thecynic
User avatar #73 - spelly (06/11/2013) [-]
You're cute
User avatar #62 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
So I see that you made a Scooby Doo post. Looks like something I would do.
User avatar #63 to #62 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
Using a still from a cartoon, you mean?
User avatar #64 to #63 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #65 to #64 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can see that. I think I was mostly trying to imitate the 60s Spider-Man images.
User avatar #66 to #65 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Came out great. Well, since we're discussing stills, perhaps I can have you review my post before I post it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
Thanks, man!
I'd be happy to give my opinion on one of your posts
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User avatar #69 to #68 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
You know, that's actually not bad.
I'm probably not the best judge of this one, though, because the hipster, "I was doing things before so and so" got kind of old to me. I like its progression. If I were you, I'd try to remove most of the wording, especially in that last panel with the Bronze Kneecap. Having him just say, "posers" would work better.

Maybe instead of having that guy in the second panel going, "bitch please" have him saying something along the lines of "I broke my leg too! Am I cool now?"

I dunno. Just a suggestion.
User avatar #70 to #69 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
OK...sounds actually better. I'll work on it now.
User avatar #71 to #70 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
Good luck, man
User avatar #72 to #71 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Oh, and I read your comment from my "Special Message From Lois" post.
Frankly, I wasn't really aiming for a laugh, just wanted to point out what Lois said and that we should use that phrase on girls to get laid more often. So yea, not meant to be funny, but I tried adding something humorous.
#61 - N. Korean citizen (02/21/2013) [-]
get on /f/lockdraw
User avatar #49 - felinescrotum **User deleted account** (11/01/2012) [-]
I came here to roll a comment, but then I also saw your birthday was one day after mine.
my friends birthday is also on the 11th
User avatar #89 to #49 - fuckingtrolls (06/14/2013) [-]
You posted this on my birthday
User avatar #76 to #49 - spelly (06/11/2013) [-]
rip friend
#48 - felinescrotum **User deleted account** (11/01/2012) [-]
**felinescrotum rolled a random comment #128 posted by walkingdisaster at Is it in? ** :
User avatar #45 - SonicTeam (06/22/2012) [-]
Reply to me when you log in
User avatar #46 to #48 - TheCynic (06/25/2012) [-]
Sorry. I haven't logged in for a long time.
What do you need?
User avatar #47 to #49 - SonicTeam (06/26/2012) [-]
Well it was for a post I was gonna upload and I wanted to know what you thought of it before I post it since you know what's best for FJ, but I ended up not posting it cause it wasn't my best.
User avatar #43 - tonyanderson **User deleted account** (06/11/2012) [-]
I hope that you have a nice birthday. I hope the cake is the best you ever had. I hope the gifts are EXACTLY what you wanted. I hope the day is perfect. And at the end i hope you get laid by the person of your dreams. Then i hope you die right after your orgasim.

BEST WAY TO DIE EVAR!
User avatar #42 - chewythewolftwo (06/11/2012) [-]
I hope that you get a puppy for your birthday. I hope it grows up to be 250 pounds, and I hope it rips your jugular out while you sleep.



Happy birthday, mate^^
User avatar #41 - amozi (06/11/2012) [-]
woah an hero!
#44 to #44 - TheCynic (06/11/2012) [-]
AN HERO!
User avatar #40 - jjjseven (06/11/2012) [-]
I hope you have a wonderful day full of presents, cake and bitches, then after you've partied, eaten and had a great day, I hope you get hit by a bus
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