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#241 - I heard once that the Dalai Lama said that there have never be… 10/11/2013 on 'We Invented Jesus Christ' 0
#166 - Prepared for sore anuses: The thing about faith is th…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2013 on 'We Invented Jesus Christ' +1
#240 - jrondeau (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, but respectfully, the issue with faith (and to clarify, I mean Christianity in particular) is when people use it to impact the world negatively and without thinking. There's few things that anger me more than when I hear people justify things such as views opposing abortion and gay marriage with the Bible when they should be using logic, reason, and evidence. Basically, any time I hear a Christian referencing the Bible in an argument and thinking that that's reason enough to make their beliefs true, I start raging. Of course, that's not to say that Christians don't help the world as well; everyone knows they do a shit ton for charity and I'm pretty sure everyone's perfectly fine with that.
User avatar #241 - TheCynic (10/11/2013) [-]
I heard once that the Dalai Lama said that there have never been a war about religion- only war using religion as an excuse. That's something I take to heart. People will use the word "God" to justify anything, as God is someone we have to visualize and personify ourselves. If you took away a homophobic man's Bible, he wouldn't stop being homophobic. He found something he doesn't understand and used God as justification not to learn or accept. He cherry-picks words from the Bible in order to protect his view of people.

I think the same way is true for the good that Churches do. Like charity- the book didn't make them, they chose to in the name of the book.

The issue isn't faith, it's ignorant people using whatever excuse they could find to justify hatred and using that justification to influence other ignorant people.
User avatar #192 - zzforrest (10/11/2013) [-]
Thank you, so few people understand that the concept of faith is belief in something you can't prove. That is the strict definition. When people try to "debunk" religion, their first try is at proof and they are already going wrong. There is no proof to be found, because otherwise it would be a scientific study, not a religion. I'm not picking sides here, and I'm definitely not insulting religion because, even though I am not religious, I feel it contributes greatly to society and have respect for it. Simply put, provable beliefs are science, un-provable beliefs are religion.
#13 - This **** really gets on my Trypophobia. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Honeys -4
#16 - lycoris (10/08/2013) [-]
I had a feeling I knew what it was but I fucking googled it anyway.
#20 - Rikari (10/08/2013) [-]
"I like this kid."
#9 - That last panel... 10/02/2013 on Bad Neighbourhood! +14
#217 - Aw, man. Oh well. That armor is badass. 10/02/2013 on Lul rool 0
#214 - **TheCynic rolls 41** Okay. There is no 60-whatever.…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on Lul rool 0
#217 - TheCynic (10/02/2013) [-]
Aw, man.
Oh well. That armor is badass.
#210 - **TheCynic rolls 67** All right, bitches. How am I d…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Lul rool 0
#214 - TheCynic (10/02/2013) [-]
**TheCynic rolls 41**
Okay.
There is no 60-whatever.
Let's try again.
#217 - TheCynic (10/02/2013) [-]
Aw, man.
Oh well. That armor is badass.
#677090 - You also don't need dosbox to run it. 09/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#677089 - I downloaded that first file. It contains several pa…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #677090 - TheCynic (09/29/2013) [-]
You also don't need dosbox to run it.
#676614 - I downloaded Daggerfall and Christ is it glitchy. The down…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #676773 - awesomeevil (09/29/2013) [-]
Did you use DosBox? I have been trying to get Daggerfall and Arena to work for some time :c
User avatar #677089 - TheCynic (09/29/2013) [-]
www.uesp.net/wiki/Daggerfall:Files

I downloaded that first file. It contains several patches and unofficial patches supposed to fix most of its bigger glitches. I'd hate to see this game before the patches.
User avatar #677090 - TheCynic (09/29/2013) [-]
You also don't need dosbox to run it.
User avatar #676669 - adzodeux (09/29/2013) [-]
>Bethesda
>No glitches
Pick one
Totally not an overdone 'Bethesda games are glitchy' joke

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#122 - linktheherooftime (09/22/2013) [-]
I saw your content of hand drawn porn. I don't know what I expected.
#117 - warioteam (08/04/2013) [-]
You arent very popular are you   
 its been over a month and no one has posted here
You arent very popular are you
its been over a month and no one has posted here
User avatar #118 to #117 - TheCynic (08/04/2013) [-]
Not particularly, no.
I'm only popular when I get into a debate.
#113 - warioteam (07/03/2013) [-]
WAS I ASKING TOO MUCH?
WAS I ASKING TOO MUCH?
User avatar #114 to #113 - TheCynic (07/03/2013) [-]
Give me time, man, I was in the middle of lunch when you shot that last e-mail. I'll get to it right now.
#115 to #114 - warioteam (07/03/2013) [-]
its just hit lunch now for me
its just hit lunch now for me
User avatar #116 to #115 - TheCynic (07/03/2013) [-]
Check your inbox again. I'm still not sure I got it how you want it.
User avatar #103 - warioteam (06/29/2013) [-]
BITCH I WILL CUT YOU
User avatar #104 to #103 - TheCynic (06/29/2013) [-]
BITCH, I SENT YOU THE SOUNDFILES!
User avatar #106 to #105 - TheCynic (06/29/2013) [-]
I sent them through your gmail account.
User avatar #108 to #106 - warioteam (06/29/2013) [-]
OH GOD THIS IS SO PERFECT

ITS LIKE YOU ARE A ******* PROFESSIONAL
User avatar #109 to #108 - TheCynic (06/29/2013) [-]
IT'S WHAT I DO.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED THEM RERECORDED OR DONE DIFFERENTLY.
User avatar #110 to #109 - warioteam (06/29/2013) [-]
***** , the only thing you need s a better mic.
This will do for the time, but you, if you want, will play some future stuff in later episodes.
User avatar #111 to #110 - TheCynic (06/29/2013) [-]
Okay, I can do that.
User avatar #112 to #111 - warioteam (06/29/2013) [-]
sweet
User avatar #107 to #106 - warioteam (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh, i thought you would have alerted me that you had sent that **** .
User avatar #102 - warioteam (06/28/2013) [-]
WAKE UP FAG
YOU HAVE FILE SENDING TO DO
#96 - warioteam (06/23/2013) [-]
do the mario
do the mario
#98 to #96 - TheCynic (06/23/2013) [-]
No.   
Do this instead.
No.
Do this instead.
User avatar #93 - warioteam (06/23/2013) [-]
So you up for voice or what?
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheCynic (06/23/2013) [-]
Gimme a second, man, I haven't had time to read all of your message yet.
Sure, I'll do the voice. I'm a robot, right? Give me some direction. Am I a stereotypical robot with the monotone voice or am I like Glados where I have a calm humanistic voice? Am I like AM where I'm just angry and menacing? Or am I like the Terminator?

Gimme a robot.
User avatar #95 to #94 - warioteam (06/23/2013) [-]
Well its human, but not exactly calm.
Here is an unfinished part of the video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS61WN9J1k&feature=c4-overview&list=UUlrn9t9z4qwa-le6qVM0sMw
I need you to sound similar to the robots here.
I'll add the robotic effects afterward, don't worry about that.
User avatar #97 to #95 - TheCynic (06/23/2013) [-]
When do you need the sound files?
User avatar #99 to #97 - warioteam (06/23/2013) [-]
Today or tomorrow, preferably.
User avatar #100 to #99 - TheCynic (06/23/2013) [-]
I'll do what I can.
User avatar #101 to #100 - warioteam (06/23/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #91 - Nigga (06/14/2013) [-]
Fat people are disgusting and you should lose weight
User avatar #92 to #91 - TheCynic (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh, that sucks.
User avatar #90 - Nigga (06/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 - wildthornberries (06/12/2013) [-]
You are a great person and deserve a great birthday uwu
User avatar #87 - evilanakie (06/12/2013) [-]
i do not know you
you are a ghost
no one pays attention to you because you are a generally un-interesting person
User avatar #86 - Ombra (06/12/2013) [-]
I happen to find you to be quite shallow and pedantic.
#85 - IronWill (06/12/2013) [-]
You're ghey
User avatar #79 - godshandshake ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
I'd rather **** someone else than you.
User avatar #81 to #79 - TheCynic (06/12/2013) [-]
Every girlfriend I've had has said that.

**** , everyone woman I've spoken to has said that.
User avatar #82 to #81 - godshandshake ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
That's deep man, holy **** .
User avatar #83 to #82 - TheCynic (06/12/2013) [-]
Partially drunk people speak the greatest truths.
User avatar #84 to #83 - godshandshake ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
Naaah, you're just being cynical
User avatar #78 - nustix (06/11/2013) [-]
Your mother has a questionable taste in fashion.
User avatar #75 - godshandshake ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
unhappy birthday
User avatar #80 to #75 - godshandshake ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
but srs happy birthday, thecynic
User avatar #73 - spelly (06/11/2013) [-]
You're cute
User avatar #62 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
So I see that you made a Scooby Doo post. Looks like something I would do.
User avatar #63 to #62 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
Using a still from a cartoon, you mean?
User avatar #64 to #63 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #65 to #64 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can see that. I think I was mostly trying to imitate the 60s Spider-Man images.
User avatar #66 to #65 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Came out great. Well, since we're discussing stills, perhaps I can have you review my post before I post it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
Thanks, man!
I'd be happy to give my opinion on one of your posts
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User avatar #69 to #68 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
You know, that's actually not bad.
I'm probably not the best judge of this one, though, because the hipster, "I was doing things before so and so" got kind of old to me. I like its progression. If I were you, I'd try to remove most of the wording, especially in that last panel with the Bronze Kneecap. Having him just say, "posers" would work better.

Maybe instead of having that guy in the second panel going, "bitch please" have him saying something along the lines of "I broke my leg too! Am I cool now?"

I dunno. Just a suggestion.
User avatar #70 to #69 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
OK...sounds actually better. I'll work on it now.
User avatar #71 to #70 - TheCynic (04/08/2013) [-]
Good luck, man
User avatar #72 to #71 - SonicTeam (04/08/2013) [-]
Oh, and I read your comment from my "Special Message From Lois" post.
Frankly, I wasn't really aiming for a laugh, just wanted to point out what Lois said and that we should use that phrase on girls to get laid more often. So yea, not meant to be funny, but I tried adding something humorous.
#61 - mr skeltal (02/21/2013) [-]
get on /f/lockdraw
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