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Date Signed Up:11/27/2010
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#2 - Niether have entered yet.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Kill them all 0
User avatar #3 - puppybiscuit (07/27/2012) [-]
Fuck who was entering when this happened?
User avatar #4 - TheCanadianPatriot (07/27/2012) [-]
That depends on what instance this happened. She has looked like that the entire time
User avatar #5 - puppybiscuit (07/27/2012) [-]
Fuckin Camilla then...
#2 - Yes, yes it does. The official head of state for Canada (as we…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Queen +63
#125 - beeradthelaw (07/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #15 - niklamacz (07/28/2012) [-]
your nickname + the comment! :D
#10 - I couldn't agree more with you. However that's easier said the… 07/27/2012 on The Last Failbender -18
#2 - Waiting for season 2. <--- 07/27/2012 on Waiting for season 2 +3
#7 - Having worked in a bread shop I find this quiet easy, it's the… 07/26/2012 on Morbid for Runescapers +2
#92 - To control, the world.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2012 on I'll make AMON out of you +2
#101 - themagikaljuno (07/25/2012) [-]
But I don't think I'm ready...
#103 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
Shut up, YOU NERD!

You're the saddest runt I've ever met
#96 - anon (07/25/2012) [-]
But I don't think I'm ready!
#260 - Canada could make America look better when making these compar… 07/25/2012 on Why Europe be mean to... 0
#57 - Now where did I put that paper crown? 07/25/2012 on Runescape +1
#440 - This flag also counts, has the stripes. 07/23/2012 on Dat Flag +4
#435 - Awww beat me to it, just signed in to post that.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on Dat Flag 0
#440 - TheCanadianPatriot (07/23/2012) [-]
This flag also counts, has the stripes.
#318 - Picture 07/22/2012 on Korean Logic +20
#18 - I read on the Elder Scrolls wiki that his house was removed ju… 07/22/2012 on goddomot nazeem +2
#17 - I can ignore this guy, but I ALWAYS kill Heimskr. He annoys me… 07/22/2012 on goddomot nazeem +1
#4053 - Comment deleted 07/21/2012 on FJdev SUPER DUPER LOVE TIME!!! 0
#522 - Comment deleted 07/21/2012 on FJdev SUPER DUPER LOVE TIME!!! +1
#49 - My white friends biological mom is black. <--- MFW 07/21/2012 on MFW Black Friend's... 0
#42 - Picture 07/21/2012 on The Canadians found youtube +20
#108 - I heard about that, 2 people died. One of the people shot was a baby. 07/19/2012 on Canadian Crew 0
#138 - Bitch please, I remember yellow funnyjunk.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2012 on If you are old enough.... +4
#140 - flareking (07/18/2012) [-]
i said the exact same thing....then i scroll down and find my new best friend
#101 - While Amon is dead the Equalists still exist. It is possible t… 07/16/2012 on What Now? +3
#234 - Some people have way too much time on their hands. Still epic though. 07/08/2012 on Games of Minecraft +2
#8 - I have never watched this anime, so if you could please explai…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Feels +3
User avatar #46 - Furubatsu (07/05/2012) [-]
also in Alchemy you have to give up something of equal measure
Ed (the one with bangs) loses his leg and alphnes loses his entire body, in a desperate attempt to keep his brother Ed traps his brothers soul inside a suit of armor that was lying around and thus also losing his arm.
#22 - anon (07/05/2012) [-]
The bearded man (the father (do'h)) is a very skilled alchemist, he leaves the family in search of the philosophers stone and to gain power. The woman is the mother of the 2 children in the picture, she dies of an illness when the boys are young.

Having spent much time in their fathers study, the boys learn of an alchemistic technique that allows you to bring the dead back to life..

However, their attempt fails, and instead of their mother they spawn what can best be described as a mangled body, even though it technically is alive, its body is twisted and horrid, and not at all what the boys were going for.

The picture is taken not long before the dad leaves, you can practically see on his expression that he is not leaving them out of joy or to cause pain. I wonder if he would have stayed if he knew what were to overcome his family..

Thats what brings a tear to my eye atleast
#460 - I did not say they were AS right wing but they are none the le… 07/04/2012 on A Gift 0
#455 - The conservatives may have a majority government but they only… 07/03/2012 on A Gift 0
#454 - America has 2 major political parties, the Republicans and the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2012 on A Gift 0
User avatar #458 - keiishiyama (07/04/2012) [-]
...What? How are the Democrats as right-wing as Republicans?
User avatar #460 - TheCanadianPatriot (07/04/2012) [-]
I did not say they were AS right wing but they are none the less a right wing party. They are just more towards the left then the Republicans.
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User avatar #1 - JackieSparrow (04/29/2012) [-]
**** YEAH CANADA AND FIRST COMMENT :D
#2 to #1 - TheCanadianPatriot (04/29/2012) [-]
**** yeah! Also, I'm surprised to be seeing a comment here after so long of having nothing.
 
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