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#4 - Puppy!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2011 on Aww +1
#5 - tynicyma has deleted their comment.
#1 - D'aww thread!  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2011 on Aww 0
#3 - chriskwondo (03/16/2011) [-]
<--- D'aww....
#2 - imafiretruck has deleted their comment.
#4 - TheBear (03/16/2011) [-]
Puppy!
#5 - tynicyma has deleted their comment.
#1 - My life 03/15/2011 on FAKE DATE 0
#2 - I thumbed you down for feeding the trolls. Take this cancerous…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2011 on two awesome guns +3
#3 - ffxpwns has deleted their comment.
#4 - Nave (03/15/2011) [-]
No one wants this fag on /k/
#1 - I'm white and I've been arrested on 4 felonies... :/ Only char… 03/15/2011 on yay 0
#13 - lol Nah. I love how these ******* thumb us down..  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2011 on god's plan +2
User avatar #14 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
yep. irrational hate from people who follow a "god of love" can be so entertaining.
#12 - What proof do you have?... Show me proof right now and I'll be… 03/15/2011 on god's plan +2
#9 - I noticed that. I wasn't directing that at you. It was a gener…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2011 on god's plan +2
User avatar #11 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
gotcha, thanks for clarifying. for a bit there i was like "what the fuck? im getting jumped on for agreeing with this guy?"
User avatar #13 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
lol Nah. I love how these fuckers thumb us down..
User avatar #14 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
yep. irrational hate from people who follow a "god of love" can be so entertaining.
#6 - This is true. The point is, All you have is a book that tells …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/15/2011 on god's plan +1
#10 - anonymous (03/15/2011) [-]
LOL! it was extremely credible. Not exactly sure what youre talking about.
And it isnt just a book. firstly the jews had the 'old testament' for a long time (half the bible) and they have credit for it (it contains real history dumbass), and the new testament also has credit.

Youre not very bright.
of course theres some details that cant be backed up, thats normal, they didnt have cameras or internet or anything like that back then, but a large portion of it can be credited.
User avatar #12 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
What proof do you have?... Show me proof right now and I'll believe you. I don't want some shit that someone else said. I want fucking proof that you yourself have seen with your own 2 eyes
User avatar #7 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
try to follow along :) im not the anon that attempted to troll you. im OP and i'm agreeing with you.
User avatar #9 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
I noticed that. I wasn't directing that at you. It was a general statement
User avatar #11 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
gotcha, thanks for clarifying. for a bit there i was like "what the fuck? im getting jumped on for agreeing with this guy?"
User avatar #13 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
lol Nah. I love how these fuckers thumb us down..
User avatar #14 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
yep. irrational hate from people who follow a "god of love" can be so entertaining.
#4 - Or hell.. Idk. I didn't know the lil road kill ****** 03/15/2011 on Adventures of trollcat 0
#3 - log out to reply? *Shakes head* Don't try to troll me faggot. …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/15/2011 on god's plan +1
User avatar #4 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
the anon is probably just trolling you so replying to him/her is probably pointless.

while i believe in evolution, metamorphosis isn't evolution. the caterpillar is genetically programmed to turn into a butterfly and produce more caterpillars. its a cycle of change rather than a linear progression of development. a better example might be the gypsy moth, which developed more and more black pigment to continue to blend into it's surrounding while humans darkened their habitat with pollution.
User avatar #6 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
This is true. The point is, All you have is a book that tells you what will happen and what has supposedly happened. I've seen no proof. There is no Credible, Notarized, documented information that can be confirmed. You're living your life on what could very possibly be The Harry Potter book of their time. It's w/e
#10 - anonymous (03/15/2011) [-]
LOL! it was extremely credible. Not exactly sure what youre talking about.
And it isnt just a book. firstly the jews had the 'old testament' for a long time (half the bible) and they have credit for it (it contains real history dumbass), and the new testament also has credit.

Youre not very bright.
of course theres some details that cant be backed up, thats normal, they didnt have cameras or internet or anything like that back then, but a large portion of it can be credited.
User avatar #12 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
What proof do you have?... Show me proof right now and I'll believe you. I don't want some shit that someone else said. I want fucking proof that you yourself have seen with your own 2 eyes
User avatar #7 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
try to follow along :) im not the anon that attempted to troll you. im OP and i'm agreeing with you.
User avatar #9 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
I noticed that. I wasn't directing that at you. It was a general statement
User avatar #11 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
gotcha, thanks for clarifying. for a bit there i was like "what the fuck? im getting jumped on for agreeing with this guy?"
User avatar #13 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
lol Nah. I love how these fuckers thumb us down..
User avatar #14 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
yep. irrational hate from people who follow a "god of love" can be so entertaining.
#3 - Don't worry bro, Your cat's going to heaven  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2011 on Adventures of trollcat 0
#4 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
Or hell.. Idk. I didn't know the lil road kill fucker
#4 - Your comment confused the **** out of me.. Then I… 03/15/2011 on futurama element +1
#1 - I'm atheist. So it's all a bunch of trolling ******** …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/15/2011 on god's plan +1
User avatar #5 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
agreed completely, though i'd consider myself more of an agnostic than an atheist.
#2 - anonymous (03/15/2011) [-]
HAHA! and Atheism isnt?
"I dont believe in anything...LOL JOKES i believe in evolution"
Seems epic troll to me.
#3 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
log out to reply? *Shakes head* Don't try to troll me faggot. Quit believing a fairy tale and open your eyes. If god created everything and evolution is bullshit. Then explain the caterpillar to me.. One thing evolving into a completely different thing. Bam mother fucker. I gave you my proof. Where's yours.

I've seen my proof in person. I can back it up. Can you?
User avatar #4 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
the anon is probably just trolling you so replying to him/her is probably pointless.

while i believe in evolution, metamorphosis isn't evolution. the caterpillar is genetically programmed to turn into a butterfly and produce more caterpillars. its a cycle of change rather than a linear progression of development. a better example might be the gypsy moth, which developed more and more black pigment to continue to blend into it's surrounding while humans darkened their habitat with pollution.
User avatar #6 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
This is true. The point is, All you have is a book that tells you what will happen and what has supposedly happened. I've seen no proof. There is no Credible, Notarized, documented information that can be confirmed. You're living your life on what could very possibly be The Harry Potter book of their time. It's w/e
#10 - anonymous (03/15/2011) [-]
LOL! it was extremely credible. Not exactly sure what youre talking about.
And it isnt just a book. firstly the jews had the 'old testament' for a long time (half the bible) and they have credit for it (it contains real history dumbass), and the new testament also has credit.

Youre not very bright.
of course theres some details that cant be backed up, thats normal, they didnt have cameras or internet or anything like that back then, but a large portion of it can be credited.
User avatar #12 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
What proof do you have?... Show me proof right now and I'll believe you. I don't want some shit that someone else said. I want fucking proof that you yourself have seen with your own 2 eyes
User avatar #7 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
try to follow along :) im not the anon that attempted to troll you. im OP and i'm agreeing with you.
User avatar #9 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
I noticed that. I wasn't directing that at you. It was a general statement
User avatar #11 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
gotcha, thanks for clarifying. for a bit there i was like "what the fuck? im getting jumped on for agreeing with this guy?"
User avatar #13 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
lol Nah. I love how these fuckers thumb us down..
User avatar #14 - puggles (03/15/2011) [-]
yep. irrational hate from people who follow a "god of love" can be so entertaining.
#1 - So.. How did this happen  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2011 on Monkeys see monkeys do +1
User avatar #2 - kingofish (03/15/2011) [-]
I dont know.
Dont even know if its real or not.
Just found it around the webs and found it entertaining
#1 - Ctrl +V you say?.. Commencing in 3, 2, 1, :/ it's like …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2011 on futurama element +1
#3 - malizlewa has deleted their comment.
#4 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
Your comment confused the fuck out of me.. Then I realized..
#1 - 1st <-- 03/15/2011 on pill +3
#3 - Good god this reminds me of my retarded cunt little sister. &q… 03/15/2011 on emos 0
#4 - HE DID IT! I SEENT IT!! I SEENT IT!!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2011 on my earphone story +2
User avatar #5 - brickross (03/15/2011) [-]
LOLOL
#3 - Comment deleted 03/15/2011 on my earphone story 0
#12 - Ha ha! I ****** lawled 03/15/2011 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#10 - This is true. 03/15/2011 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#6 - It's w/e really. I don't do it anymore.. I'd like to from time…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2011 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
User avatar #8 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
for whats its worth you can actually get high from it. when you feel the pain your brain releases endorphines and some other shit with long names and the fact you do it to yourself tricks your brain into releasing more than normal makin you high. although the effect ranges greatly from person to person
User avatar #10 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
This is true.
#2 - Dear gawd I don't know why that pic uploaded... :/ Cats out of…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/15/2011 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#3 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. its k tho i once had a girfriend who cut herself and the sex was AMAZING
<--- looked like that every time
User avatar #6 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
It's w/e really. I don't do it anymore.. I'd like to from time to time.. I just have way 2 many people who look up to me and I don't need them knowing I'm even more fucked up then they think I am
User avatar #8 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
for whats its worth you can actually get high from it. when you feel the pain your brain releases endorphines and some other shit with long names and the fact you do it to yourself tricks your brain into releasing more than normal makin you high. although the effect ranges greatly from person to person
User avatar #10 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
This is true.
User avatar #4 - iceblue (03/15/2011) [-]
Her or you?
User avatar #5 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
me. because you could never tell if she was pleased or not
#7 - IRtroll (03/15/2011) [-]
Her face.
#12 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
Ha ha! I fuckin lawled
User avatar #9 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
pretty much
User avatar #11 - IRtroll (03/15/2011) [-]
Nice.
#1 - lol That got me. Unfortunately, FJ isn't smart enough to put t…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/15/2011 on Meanwhile in Australia +1
User avatar #2 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
Dear gawd I don't know why that pic uploaded... :/ Cats out of the bag now I guess...
#3 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. its k tho i once had a girfriend who cut herself and the sex was AMAZING
<--- looked like that every time
User avatar #6 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
It's w/e really. I don't do it anymore.. I'd like to from time to time.. I just have way 2 many people who look up to me and I don't need them knowing I'm even more fucked up then they think I am
User avatar #8 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
for whats its worth you can actually get high from it. when you feel the pain your brain releases endorphines and some other shit with long names and the fact you do it to yourself tricks your brain into releasing more than normal makin you high. although the effect ranges greatly from person to person
User avatar #10 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
This is true.
User avatar #4 - iceblue (03/15/2011) [-]
Her or you?
User avatar #5 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
me. because you could never tell if she was pleased or not
#7 - IRtroll (03/15/2011) [-]
Her face.
#12 - TheBear (03/15/2011) [-]
Ha ha! I fuckin lawled
User avatar #9 - bitcloud (03/15/2011) [-]
pretty much
User avatar #11 - IRtroll (03/15/2011) [-]
Nice.
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#14 - luluwho (04/17/2014) [-]
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#11 - flesheater ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
woof
woof
#13 to #12 - flesheater ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
n space nobody knows its a retoast
n space nobody knows its a retoast
#2 - TheBear (01/12/2013) [-]
For those of you that I said I would catch up with, Here's what's happened in the past few years that I've been banned from Funny Junk.

1. For those of you that know me, You know I work disaster response and disaster services in South West Missouri. I've been with the Red Cross and Jasco D.A.T. for about 6 years now. Shortly after my ban, My city (Joplin, Missouri) Was completely destroyed by one of the worst tornadoes to ever hit the central U.S.
We had 186 deaths that day, And myself and my team pulled bodies for 14 days before getting any rest. Joplin is still recovering and growing, But I have since then moved to Kansas. I still have my ties there and only live about 10 minutes away, But I can't find it in me to go back. (Pic Related) It's our bird that was taken out during the twister.
#3 to #2 - TheBear (01/12/2013) [-]
This was down town.
#1 - flesheater ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
welcome back m8
welcome back m8
#5 to #1 - TheBear (01/12/2013) [-]
Thanks ye dirty cunt.
Thanks ye dirty cunt.
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