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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/06/2009
Last Login:9/03/2014
Location:Missouri
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#132 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on Women Drivers +1
#362 - DoctorCool Comment deleted by TheBear
#498 - Virgin? That's one hell of an assumption seeing as how I'm wid…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/07/2011 on A true tale of irony +2
#523 - fireballin (04/07/2011) [-]
and you still can't figure out why a lesbian would use a toy? you must not have been too great while making that son..did she do it herself due to lack of satisfaction?
#520 - 4chan refugee (04/07/2011) [-]
I feel you, mate. My ex girlfriend claims her baby is mine, and my wife just up and left me one day.
User avatar #524 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
My wife passed away while I was on tour in Afghan :(
#538 - fireballin (04/07/2011) [-]
i'm calling bullshit..there was no need to dish out that information..if it had really happened you wouldn't just randomly casually tell a bunch of people you don't know..so...
#546 - littlegirlslikeme (04/07/2011) [-]
agreed...
User avatar #542 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Well anyone who knows me, Knows this. I wasn't talking to you was I? I was talking to sir anon
#558 - fireballin (04/07/2011) [-]
point still stands..this is funnyjunk..there was no need to throw that information on here..so im calling either bullshit or ur an attention whore
User avatar #590 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
And I'm guessing you're a kid looking for an argument. Well this is hardly worth fighting for. What happened in my life happened. Deal with it and get over it. Good day sir. I am not replying to anymore of your ignorance
#568 - By re rolling, You proved that subconsciously you had already …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on Why would you do that? +1
User avatar #571 - bobmarleh (04/07/2011) [-]
im not though... ._. xD
i wanted it a higher chance than dubs but a lower chance than 100%
so i rolled twice n,n
#564 - Comment deleted 04/07/2011 on Why would you do that? 0
#557 - You see that? You see what you just did right there?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Why would you do that? 0
#564 - TheBear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #561 - bobmarleh (04/07/2011) [-]
exactly what do you mean?..
User avatar #568 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
By re rolling, You proved that subconsciously you had already made up your mind to punch someone at your school. You re rolled hoping that it would be dubs because your mind was already made up. You just needed the visual verification.

SCHOOLS OVER CHILDREN

User avatar #571 - bobmarleh (04/07/2011) [-]
im not though... ._. xD
i wanted it a higher chance than dubs but a lower chance than 100%
so i rolled twice n,n
#473 - Oh my dildo got me pregnant. WHY YOU LIKE THE DICK IF YOU'RE A…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/07/2011 on A true tale of irony +3
User avatar #495 - fireballin (04/07/2011) [-]
um..ever been with a woman? there is stimulation inside and out so they use toys to reach the stimulation on the inside..a lot of toys aren't just penis shaped, they have add ons and vibrate like a penis can't..being a lesbian doesn't mean your vagina doesn't work..just means a man in general isn't your preference..still not understand, virgin?
User avatar #498 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Virgin? That's one hell of an assumption seeing as how I'm widowed and have a son
#523 - fireballin (04/07/2011) [-]
and you still can't figure out why a lesbian would use a toy? you must not have been too great while making that son..did she do it herself due to lack of satisfaction?
#520 - 4chan refugee (04/07/2011) [-]
I feel you, mate. My ex girlfriend claims her baby is mine, and my wife just up and left me one day.
User avatar #524 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
My wife passed away while I was on tour in Afghan :(
#538 - fireballin (04/07/2011) [-]
i'm calling bullshit..there was no need to dish out that information..if it had really happened you wouldn't just randomly casually tell a bunch of people you don't know..so...
#546 - littlegirlslikeme (04/07/2011) [-]
agreed...
User avatar #542 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Well anyone who knows me, Knows this. I wasn't talking to you was I? I was talking to sir anon
#558 - fireballin (04/07/2011) [-]
point still stands..this is funnyjunk..there was no need to throw that information on here..so im calling either bullshit or ur an attention whore
User avatar #590 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
And I'm guessing you're a kid looking for an argument. Well this is hardly worth fighting for. What happened in my life happened. Deal with it and get over it. Good day sir. I am not replying to anymore of your ignorance
User avatar #494 - Giverofunicornmilk (04/07/2011) [-]
because, woman don't REALLY know what they want silly!
#2 - Not so educated apparently.. >Jounior 04/07/2011 on Elementray School Nostalgia 0
#684 - I prefer it on a glass mirror 04/07/2011 on Victory Sandwich +8
#426 - lol He was lucky..  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2011 on Papa Roach 0
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#424 - ;) Super kitteh!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Papa Roach +1
#425 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#426 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
lol He was lucky..
#427 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#422 - Ahahaha! xD  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Papa Roach +1
#423 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#424 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
;) Super kitteh!
#425 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#426 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
lol He was lucky..
#427 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#420 - Yes.. :/  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Papa Roach +2
#421 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#422 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Ahahaha! xD
#423 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#424 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
;) Super kitteh!
#425 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#426 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
lol He was lucky..
#427 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#418 - Damn skippy. I reply to all my peoples. Cept fer them down the…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/07/2011 on Papa Roach 0
#419 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#420 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Yes.. :/
#421 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#422 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Ahahaha! xD
#423 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#424 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
;) Super kitteh!
#425 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#426 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
lol He was lucky..
#427 - mybubbles has deleted their comment.
#8 - Yeah well some of my friends are slightly retarded.. 04/07/2011 on ONLY IN CANADA 0
#6 - I swear that account is no longer mine.. I put my left nut on it..  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2011 on ONLY IN CANADA 0
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
ok --- but i kinda figured that wasnt YOU writing.
User avatar #8 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Yeah well some of my friends are slightly retarded..
#4 - Damn. When I got this message, I was like.. OHHH SHIITTTT. It …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2011 on ONLY IN CANADA 0
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
nah----but that post was a little.......disturbing
User avatar #6 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
I swear that account is no longer mine.. I put my left nut on it..
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
ok --- but i kinda figured that wasnt YOU writing.
User avatar #8 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Yeah well some of my friends are slightly retarded..
#1 - So umm.. Jack.. Wanna wax my beaver?...  [+] (6 new replies) 04/07/2011 on ONLY IN CANADA +1
User avatar #3 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
TB if you have a beaver to wax, then you got a problem. and NO
User avatar #4 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Damn. When I got this message, I was like.. OHHH SHIITTTT. It has summin to do with Ash and my fb :/
User avatar #5 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
nah----but that post was a little.......disturbing
User avatar #6 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
I swear that account is no longer mine.. I put my left nut on it..
User avatar #7 - JackSchidt (04/07/2011) [-]
ok --- but i kinda figured that wasnt YOU writing.
User avatar #8 - TheBear (04/07/2011) [-]
Yeah well some of my friends are slightly retarded..
#348 - He had a seizure? 04/07/2011 on Bj on the rocks +12
#473 - WHERE THE **** IS SHE AND WHO WANTS TO INTRODUCE US??? 04/07/2011 on Im a man +4
#170 - Of course ;) 04/06/2011 on babs's profile 0
#1 - Actually I just don't wanna see how many bugs are frying and w… 04/06/2011 on Toasters +4
#2 - Why do I have a folder specifically for dancing cats? :/ 04/06/2011 on headphone cat disco +1
#168 - I'm good love. How about yourself  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2011 on babs's profile 0
User avatar #177 - fjmod (07/23/2011) [-]
Hey look, It's my old account ^.^
User avatar #169 - babs (04/06/2011) [-]
im fine :D
#170 - TheBear (04/06/2011) [-]
Of course ;)
#1 - lol never change /b/ 04/06/2011 on 4Chan full of normal... 0
#1 - They're all different pics... It's a meme... He could have put… 04/06/2011 on Yea. its a dating site with... 0
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#14 - luluwho (04/17/2014) [-]
luluQ account deleted, please refriend
luluQ account deleted, please refriend
#11 - flesheater ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
woof
woof
#13 to #12 - flesheater ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
n space nobody knows its a retoast
n space nobody knows its a retoast
#2 - TheBear (01/12/2013) [-]
For those of you that I said I would catch up with, Here's what's happened in the past few years that I've been banned from Funny Junk.

1. For those of you that know me, You know I work disaster response and disaster services in South West Missouri. I've been with the Red Cross and Jasco D.A.T. for about 6 years now. Shortly after my ban, My city (Joplin, Missouri) Was completely destroyed by one of the worst tornadoes to ever hit the central U.S.
We had 186 deaths that day, And myself and my team pulled bodies for 14 days before getting any rest. Joplin is still recovering and growing, But I have since then moved to Kansas. I still have my ties there and only live about 10 minutes away, But I can't find it in me to go back. (Pic Related) It's our bird that was taken out during the twister.
#3 to #2 - TheBear (01/12/2013) [-]
This was down town.
#1 - flesheater ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
welcome back m8
welcome back m8
#5 to #1 - TheBear (01/12/2013) [-]
Thanks ye dirty cunt.
Thanks ye dirty cunt.
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