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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:8/28/2014
Location:everywhere
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Comment Ranking:#34506
Highest Content Rank:#2900
Highest Comment Rank:#750
Content Thumbs: 2980 total,  3379 ,  399
Comment Thumbs: 3065 total,  4428 ,  1363
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 65% (65/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:3
Content Views:35831
Times Content Favorited:570 times
Total Comments Made:2472
FJ Points:6310
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I've been around since this bitch was green. Most of my thumbs came from a few good pics and some snappy remarks. My ability to not give a fuck is legendary.

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#4 - That's freaking adorable. 05/31/2011 on You BAWWWW you lose 0
#2 - Picture 05/30/2011 on Do something, cat 0
#3 - ah.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2011 on RIP T Bird 0
User avatar #4 - thehustlergirl (05/28/2011) [-]
your welcome :3
#1 - Who da **** is THAT?!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2011 on RIP T Bird +1
User avatar #2 - thehustlergirl (05/28/2011) [-]
the movie "Grease"
User avatar #3 - TheAndroid (05/28/2011) [-]
ah.
User avatar #4 - thehustlergirl (05/28/2011) [-]
your welcome :3
#48 - Comment deleted 05/24/2011 on All Grown Up 0
#1 - MOAR! 05/24/2011 on Do Want Compilation 3 0
#71 - AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH! 05/23/2011 on FJ Myths 8 0
#1 - I saw what you did there....  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2011 on NSFW Comp +5
#2 - kuger has deleted their comment.
#23 - anonymous (05/24/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9** This is my only 5. Take it
#110 - WASSSAAAAAAAAAAP! 05/23/2011 on MadCapper's profile 0
#7 - I think I'm in love.... :D 05/23/2011 on EPIC violin girl +1
#11 - Picture 05/23/2011 on The Benefits of Masturbation 0
#67 - Comment deleted 05/22/2011 on Just a Scholar 0
#2703 - Waitaminute, someone made an account for the sake of spreading…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2011 on Moushi's profile 0
#2705 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2704 - Moushi (05/21/2011) [-]
Kind of looks like it, it's not like making an account is a huge inconvenience.
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2011 on Comp of demands 0
#11 - cameony has deleted their comment.
#4 - cgcfourtwenty (05/20/2011) [-]
nice

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#2 - Good question 05/20/2011 on Rapture +1
#4 - Yes. Yes he is. 05/19/2011 on Ian Mckellen plays with... 0
#6 - ...okay then. 05/18/2011 on Changing the Game 0
#4 - ...Or can you?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2011 on Changing the Game +1
User avatar #5 - drsex (05/18/2011) [-]
no, you cant not be
User avatar #6 - TheAndroid (05/18/2011) [-]
...okay then.
#9 - I can accept your opinion. For me though, It's hard to call Go…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2011 on Jesus is a Pro +2
#13 - zombehh (05/17/2011) [-]
So why should all humans suffer due to the flaws of two individuals? Also, if Adam and Eve are the first humans, how did Cain and Abel get wives from other tribes without it being incest? How did the only children of the first humans get wives that aren't related to them?

The only logical answer is that more humans were born with Adam and Eve, or shortly after, and gave birth to children the same year as Adam and Eve. This raises the utmost disproving question:
Why were these people who were created only shortly after Adam and Eve banished from the garden of Eden from birth? Adam and Eve are the only humans to have stepped foot in the garden of Eden, yet there were other humans alive and struggling while they flourished.

You mad?
#16 - zenrath (05/17/2011) [-]
Idiot, Incest didnt exist back then, Genes were pure and wouldnt cause defect births. Apart from that it was okay back then, after a short while, God said that they must stop and that it isnt a good thing anymore. And the bible doesnt state how many kids adam and eve had (because apprently the bibles says they lived alot longer when the earth was younger)

You mad? Cose im not :P
#14 - themanofum (05/17/2011) [-]
trollface is supposed to be used when you've done something clever, silly.
#103 - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 05/17/2011 on vonKarma's profile 0
#4 - This made my day 05/17/2011 on Badass Kitten +1
#4 - Not exactly, the original plan was for man to live in Eden, fr…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2011 on Jesus is a Pro +1
#5 - Gewdaism (05/17/2011) [-]
you're right bro, we weren't made with it, but god's still a dick for putting it on us and then acting like such a nice guy for sending his son to rid us of it
User avatar #9 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
I can accept your opinion. For me though, It's hard to call God a dick for that since we were only given one rule in the garden, and that was to NOT eat the forbidden fruit. Hence the reason it was called forbidden.
#13 - zombehh (05/17/2011) [-]
So why should all humans suffer due to the flaws of two individuals? Also, if Adam and Eve are the first humans, how did Cain and Abel get wives from other tribes without it being incest? How did the only children of the first humans get wives that aren't related to them?

The only logical answer is that more humans were born with Adam and Eve, or shortly after, and gave birth to children the same year as Adam and Eve. This raises the utmost disproving question:
Why were these people who were created only shortly after Adam and Eve banished from the garden of Eden from birth? Adam and Eve are the only humans to have stepped foot in the garden of Eden, yet there were other humans alive and struggling while they flourished.

You mad?
#16 - zenrath (05/17/2011) [-]
Idiot, Incest didnt exist back then, Genes were pure and wouldnt cause defect births. Apart from that it was okay back then, after a short while, God said that they must stop and that it isnt a good thing anymore. And the bible doesnt state how many kids adam and eve had (because apprently the bibles says they lived alot longer when the earth was younger)

You mad? Cose im not :P
#14 - themanofum (05/17/2011) [-]
trollface is supposed to be used when you've done something clever, silly.
#2 - Ok, as much as I hate to be "that guy", Ima have to …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/17/2011 on Jesus is a Pro +3
#17 - anonymous (05/17/2011) [-]
Why doesn't God just make everything perfect? He kind of seems like a douche bag tbh.
#19 - bomdiggity has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3 - dapape (05/17/2011) [-]
They were basically made to do it though, otherwise humanity wouldnt exist.
User avatar #4 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
Not exactly, the original plan was for man to live in Eden, free from disease and hardship. Of course, the whole thing is highly debatable.
#5 - Gewdaism (05/17/2011) [-]
you're right bro, we weren't made with it, but god's still a dick for putting it on us and then acting like such a nice guy for sending his son to rid us of it
User avatar #9 - TheAndroid (05/17/2011) [-]
I can accept your opinion. For me though, It's hard to call God a dick for that since we were only given one rule in the garden, and that was to NOT eat the forbidden fruit. Hence the reason it was called forbidden.
#13 - zombehh (05/17/2011) [-]
So why should all humans suffer due to the flaws of two individuals? Also, if Adam and Eve are the first humans, how did Cain and Abel get wives from other tribes without it being incest? How did the only children of the first humans get wives that aren't related to them?

The only logical answer is that more humans were born with Adam and Eve, or shortly after, and gave birth to children the same year as Adam and Eve. This raises the utmost disproving question:
Why were these people who were created only shortly after Adam and Eve banished from the garden of Eden from birth? Adam and Eve are the only humans to have stepped foot in the garden of Eden, yet there were other humans alive and struggling while they flourished.

You mad?
#16 - zenrath (05/17/2011) [-]
Idiot, Incest didnt exist back then, Genes were pure and wouldnt cause defect births. Apart from that it was okay back then, after a short while, God said that they must stop and that it isnt a good thing anymore. And the bible doesnt state how many kids adam and eve had (because apprently the bibles says they lived alot longer when the earth was younger)

You mad? Cose im not :P
#14 - themanofum (05/17/2011) [-]
trollface is supposed to be used when you've done something clever, silly.
#5 - **** man, all we need is the Buttah! GET ME THE BUTTAH! 05/17/2011 on Holy Sh!t +1
#4 - Thank you, that was the joke 05/17/2011 on Robins gonna need another suit +6
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User avatar #7 - Acai (12/11/2013) [-]
I STILL LOVE YOU
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheAndroid (12/30/2013) [-]
Love ya too baby
User avatar #5 - Acai (11/17/2010) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #6 to #6 - TheAndroid (11/17/2010) [-]
*hugs* :D
#3 - jbeiberforever **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
problem?
User avatar #4 to #4 - TheAndroid (07/27/2010) [-]
*trollface* Idk
#2 - GhostBuster **User deleted account** (02/05/2010) [-]
Oh cool, you favourited one of my videos.
#1 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
You are awesome. :D
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