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TheAndroid

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:everywhere
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#24176
Highest Content Rank:#2900
Highest Comment Rank:#750
Content Thumbs: 2984 total,  3383 ,  399
Comment Thumbs: 3082 total,  4446 ,  1364
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:3
Content Views:38509
Times Content Favorited:569 times
Total Comments Made:2482
FJ Points:6324
Favorite Tags: the (5) | bitch (3) | game (3) | lol (3) | back (2) | eat (2) | Love (2) | Meat (2) | my (2) | You (2)
I've been around since this bitch was green. Most of my thumbs came from a few good pics and some snappy remarks. My ability to not give a fuck is legendary.

latest user's comments

#66 - I'm holding up with my friend. I have an ax, he has a bat; we'… 04/05/2011 on Zombie Survival Challenge 2 +1
#49 - Look, as long as it isn't dancing you'll be fine...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2011 on Greatest Fear -1
User avatar #50 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
D;
I hate you!
#51 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
);

I'm sorry....
User avatar #53 - Ryukenblaze (04/05/2011) [-]
it because your a closet lesbian moushi, thats why you dont like bananas
#54 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
#46 - YES! You walk the Dinosaur and you LIKE IT!  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2011 on Greatest Fear -2
User avatar #48 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
I REFUSE!
#49 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Look, as long as it isn't dancing you'll be fine...
User avatar #50 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
D;
I hate you!
#51 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
);

I'm sorry....
User avatar #53 - Ryukenblaze (04/05/2011) [-]
it because your a closet lesbian moushi, thats why you dont like bananas
#54 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
#18 - Sez you, that made me lol! 04/05/2011 on sex with mermaids 0
#44 - This.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/05/2011 on Greatest Fear -2
#56 - spermbank (04/05/2011) [-]
User avatar #45 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
NO!!
#46 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YES! You walk the Dinosaur and you LIKE IT!
User avatar #48 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
I REFUSE!
#49 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Look, as long as it isn't dancing you'll be fine...
User avatar #50 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
D;
I hate you!
#51 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
);

I'm sorry....
User avatar #53 - Ryukenblaze (04/05/2011) [-]
it because your a closet lesbian moushi, thats why you dont like bananas
#54 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
#42 - Well, you wanna know what to do in that sort of situation?  [+] (11 new replies) 04/05/2011 on Greatest Fear -2
User avatar #43 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
Stay in the oposite corner?
#44 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
This.
#56 - spermbank (04/05/2011) [-]
User avatar #45 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
NO!!
#46 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YES! You walk the Dinosaur and you LIKE IT!
User avatar #48 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
I REFUSE!
#49 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Look, as long as it isn't dancing you'll be fine...
User avatar #50 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
D;
I hate you!
#51 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
);

I'm sorry....
User avatar #53 - Ryukenblaze (04/05/2011) [-]
it because your a closet lesbian moushi, thats why you dont like bananas
#54 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
#40 - Why? It's a freaking fruit! You eat it, You cook with it, you …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/05/2011 on Greatest Fear -2
User avatar #41 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
I don't know, just everything about it freaks me out! D; the texture, the smell, the everything!
User avatar #42 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Well, you wanna know what to do in that sort of situation?
User avatar #43 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
Stay in the oposite corner?
#44 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
This.
#56 - spermbank (04/05/2011) [-]
User avatar #45 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
NO!!
#46 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YES! You walk the Dinosaur and you LIKE IT!
User avatar #48 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
I REFUSE!
#49 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Look, as long as it isn't dancing you'll be fine...
User avatar #50 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
D;
I hate you!
#51 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
);

I'm sorry....
User avatar #53 - Ryukenblaze (04/05/2011) [-]
it because your a closet lesbian moushi, thats why you dont like bananas
#54 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
#37 - You're afraid of bananas?  [+] (15 new replies) 04/05/2011 on Greatest Fear -2
User avatar #38 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
Yus...
User avatar #40 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Why? It's a freaking fruit! You eat it, You cook with it, you use it as a sex toy... It's harmless!
User avatar #41 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
I don't know, just everything about it freaks me out! D; the texture, the smell, the everything!
User avatar #42 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Well, you wanna know what to do in that sort of situation?
User avatar #43 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
Stay in the oposite corner?
#44 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
This.
#56 - spermbank (04/05/2011) [-]
User avatar #45 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
NO!!
#46 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YES! You walk the Dinosaur and you LIKE IT!
User avatar #48 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
I REFUSE!
#49 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Look, as long as it isn't dancing you'll be fine...
User avatar #50 - Moushi (04/05/2011) [-]
D;
I hate you!
#51 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
);

I'm sorry....
User avatar #53 - Ryukenblaze (04/05/2011) [-]
it because your a closet lesbian moushi, thats why you dont like bananas
#54 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
#1349 - Besides, if the **** hits the fan, I just have to… 04/05/2011 on Zombie Survival Challenge -1
#3 - Picture 04/04/2011 on GHOSTBUSTERS! 0
#13 - That's cool, lol 04/04/2011 on Shit My Dad Says +2
#30 - I'm grabbing an axe, and my friend.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/04/2011 on Zombie Survival Challenge +45
#1174 - lustraDD (04/04/2011) [-]
yeah i did axe and friend too :3
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User avatar #675 - mynameisfoo (04/04/2011) [-]
woah man
me too
#611 - evilcookie (04/04/2011) [-]
Dude, Think survival of the fittest,
If he doesn't make it out on time, hes screwed.
Ax and leave, you don't wanna hang around any more than necessary.
#628 - junnyboy (04/04/2011) [-]
axe and leave in to a world filled with zombies? Probably not
axe and chill in a room with your best friend? Im down
#639 - evilcookie (04/04/2011) [-]
Ax and leave to look for shelter where there are no zombies,
Preferably picking up a vehicle to get there.
You will have to confront zombies anyway, just do it while you will be least noticed in the chaos, and an unlikely target.
Individual zombies arent a problem if you just swing your Ax,
Even non-Ax profficient people should have no problem with
Swish-Swish-Bluargh.
#681 - junnyboy (04/04/2011) [-]
yeah but if you chill in a room, in which the only entrance is the door, you can camp out hard. Also, I'm going to assume your friend has the same option (weapons wise) as you do, so if he chooses the pistol you have some kind of firepower also.
2 heads are better than one, and if i was in a situation where theres zombies behind me as well as infront, i would like to know someone has my back
User avatar #1349 - TheAndroid (04/05/2011) [-]
Besides, if the shit hits the fan, I just have to be faster than my friend. I'll just ax him if he can run with a bad leg.
#204 - Lolhugenoob (04/04/2011) [-]
Yeah, me too and since we agreed, here is a picture of a cat washing clothing.
User avatar #820 - joshmc (04/04/2011) [-]
lol
User avatar #39 - doja (04/04/2011) [-]
agreed, axe and friend
#11 - I thought you said you drove a Ford POS. Did you finally trade…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2011 on Shit My Dad Says +2
User avatar #12 - FelipeRuiz (04/04/2011) [-]
the F150? I couldn't drive 2 minutes in England with that thing, I got rid of it years ago.
#13 - TheAndroid (04/04/2011) [-]
That's cool, lol
#7 - Is it really that good? 04/03/2011 on breakfast sludge 0
#21 - Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah, I'm gonna just leave this here, now. 04/03/2011 on Generation 6 starters? 0
#18 - That ****** gonna look SO wrong once he turns 60  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2011 on Cool story bro +67
User avatar #80 - mynameisfoo (04/03/2011) [-]
haha bro i always think bout that. thats the only reason ill never get a tattoo.
#2 - This is the **** ! 04/02/2011 on Lost and Abandoned Ice Palace +1
#107 - Picture 04/02/2011 on Party Hard 0
#110 - I want the boat 04/01/2011 on Cool Inventions +1
#2 - Lol 04/01/2011 on Romancing the Stone 0
#65 - What's the rifle?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2011 on My Zombie Survival Kit +1
User avatar #67 - BoxSocial (03/31/2011) [-]
That's a Saiga-12 Shotgun
#5 - Wow, I'm surprised you're still alive after having such an enc… 03/31/2011 on My First Time +6
#88 - WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! 03/30/2011 on vonKarma's profile 0
#30 - Porn 03/30/2011 on My Creeper House :D 0
#2 - Sounds good to me! 03/30/2011 on Better than expected +1

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User avatar #7 - Acai (12/11/2013) [-]
I STILL LOVE YOU
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheAndroid (12/30/2013) [-]
Love ya too baby
User avatar #5 - Acai (11/17/2010) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #6 to #6 - TheAndroid (11/17/2010) [-]
*hugs* :D
#3 - jbeiberforever **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
problem?
User avatar #4 to #4 - TheAndroid (07/27/2010) [-]
*trollface* Idk
#2 - GhostBuster **User deleted account** (02/05/2010) [-]
Oh cool, you favourited one of my videos.
#1 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/07/2010) [-]
You are awesome. :D
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